A Short Interlude


Just as Sakura had predicted, Taiga became absolutely furious once Shirou told her what had transpired at the harbour, and how Raiga had betrayed his trust and used him to kill Galen. She barely stuck around long enough for Shirou to finish the story before she stormed out of the house again, her eyes spitting fury as she left.

Shirou almost felt sorry for the Yakuza-boss. Almost, but not quite. He might have been a forgiving person by nature, but just like the girls had said, he wasn't about to let the man get away with so blatantly betraying him.

About a month later, at breakfast, Taiga was happily telling them about the latest punishments she'd doled out to her grandfather.

"I had him check the entire inventory of all the family's possessions, thrice, just to begin with." She told him in a voice filled with vindictive pleasure, her plate yet untouched, showing how seriously she took the matter. "And I'll make sure he'll be looking back on that task with nostalgic desire as I increase his work-load until he's broken and begging for mercy."

"Thank you, Fuji-nee." Shirou smiled, glad that the man had gotten at least some form of come-uppance. "I really appreciate it."

"No problem, no problem." She waved it off with a laugh, before frowning again. "Not that it seems to have helped much. He is still completely remorseless over the whole matter. Keeps saying that 'Galen had to die'."

"Well, he isn't wrong about that." Shirou admitted, drawing a surprised look from Taiga. "It did save him a whole lot of trouble down the line. I don't agree of course, and I don't like how he went behind my back with it, but I can see why he did it."

"Well, he does seem to be remorseful about betraying you." Taiga rubbed the back of her head in thought, before her expression hardened. "Not that that's going to save him from his punishment of course. I'll show him what happens to backstabbers."

"You get him, Fujimura-Sensei!" Sakura encouraged her in a darkly joyous voice, raising a fist in the air, her smile positively evil. "Make him regret what he did to Senpai!"

Sakura's merciless proclamation appealed to Taiga far more than Shirou's measured response, and before long, the two were happily conversing about possible methods of punishing the Yakuza leader for his terrible actions.

Meanwhile, Shirou looked on with a complicated expression on his face.

On one hand, he agreed that Raiga shouldn't get away with what he had done. That trick he played on Shirou had really been underhanded, and Shirou felt genuinely hurt about it.

On the other hand, it had been almost a month since it happened, and Taiga had been grilling and punishing the man for almost as long. At some point, enough was enough.

Especially since Raiga too had only done what he did because he believed it to be the best course of action. Shirou couldn't agree with his methods, but he could see that Raiga truly had the good of the city and indeed Shirou himself at heart.

So even if he had been underhanded, it wasn't entirely unforgivable.

The most rational thing for Shirou to do would be to face Raiga himself and talk things out, so Taiga could stop her creative and unusual punishments.

But unfortunately for the man, Shirou wasn't always rational, so he decided to put that conversation off until he came back from London. Letting the man sweat for a few months was honestly the best punishment Shirou could come up with right now. The rest he would leave to Taiga.

That said, he should probably curb the worst ideas that his big sister and girlfriend were coming up with right now.

He truly appreciated what they were doing for him, but there was no need to force Raiga to clean the entire harbour with nothing but a toothbrush.

That was going a little too far.


The Copenhagen was a nice, medium-sized café in the middle of town, that doubled as a liquor store and bar in the evening. The atmosphere inside was warm and cozy, the food and drinks were of good quality, and the owners were very hard-working and kind people. Additionally, the prices were very reasonable for an establishment of its kind.

Even if from time to time some of the employees weren't exactly stellar, there were very few customers who had anything bad to say about the place.

It was a place for relaxation, whether you were meeting business partners, going out with family and friends, or catching up with old acquaintances.

Nevertheless, Shirou couldn't help but get the idea that his current conversation-partners weren't exactly relaxed. Rather, they were coiled like springs, their eyes flitting in all directions as they kept scanning the café for possible ambushes.

The redhead had thought inviting Osaki Koyo and Yomaura Taya to a busy café in the afternoon, when it would be packed with people, would be enough to set their nerves at least slightly at ease, but it seemed he had been wrong.

The simple meeting, meant to give them a chance to ask him about the events of the past months, had turned into quite an awkward and difficult affair.

From the very start, the detectives had been extremely wary of him, of the café, and of everything else around them.

It began with them standing in front of the café for at least thirty minutes, paying close attention to the staff and the customers alike, trying to find any discrepancies in their behaviour that would reveal any nefarious plots.

When they'd finally deemed the place safe enough, they entered, but hadn't sat down at his table until they had made three rounds through the building, checking every nook and cranny for possible ambushers or nasty surprises.

When they finally did take their seats at the table with him, they had categorically refused to drink or eat anything, most likely out of fear he had poisoned or otherwise messed with it.

It had been well over a month now since he'd had his fight with Yomaura Taya, who'd been possessed at the time, but the caution of the detectives clearly hadn't lessened in the slightest.

Shirou's only solace was that Osaki at least seemed slightly embarrassed by their actions so far, and most likely only went along with the paranoid stuff because Yomaura had asked him to.

Shirou in turn merely smiled at them as they kept looking around, sipping from his tea as he waited. Since the power balance was currently heavily skewed in his favour, it would be best if he allowed them to decide how the conversation would proceed.

Eventually, after close to twenty minutes of scanning their surroundings, Yomaura finally seemed to grow tired of the silence and directed her attention to him.

"You chose quite an open and public place." She said, keeping her tone entirely conversational to ensure no one would think them interesting enough to eavesdrop on. "Are you sure that was wise, Rakurai?"

"Please, do not use that name here, my name is Shirou." The redhead did not give them his last name, unsure whether Yomaura or Osaki would have heard of the name 'Emiya' but not willing to risk it. "And yes, it is safe enough. If we stay calm and composed, others will have no reason to eavesdrop on us and the surrounding noise will drown out our voices."

"If you say so, Shirou-san." Osaki nodded, the name coming out weird, as if the detective was tasting it on his tongue. He didn't seem to remember meeting Shirou during the fall-out of the Matou-mess, and Shirou wasn't going to remind him of it. "Well then, where do we start?"

"I do not know, Osaki-san, that depends entirely on what you want to hear from me." Shirou could of course tell them the entire story of him being Rakurai, minus certain hammer-related facts, but that would take too long, and he doubted the detectives were very interested in that story anyway.

Most likely, they were just here for a few key facts they absolutely wanted to know.

"You did your vigilante work using Magecraft, didn't you?" Yomaura suddenly began, having enough sense to keep her voice low as she spoke about magic. "I noticed several criminals had been Hypnotised. That was your work, wasn't it?"

"It was." Shirou nodded, to which both detectives narrowed their eyes, prompting him to hold his hands up in a soothing motion. "I only told them to confess to their crimes, nothing else. Hypnotism also doesn't leave any marks on body or mind, I assure you."

The glares kept up for a few more seconds, but then Yomaura cast her eyes down with a sigh and Osaki closed his eyes in resignation.

"I cannot say I approve of taking over people's minds." The black-haired detective grumbled, before his eyes opened again. "But I suppose it's no worse than shooting people or locking them up for life. There's no law against Hypnotism anyway."

"Did you ever Hypnotise us?" Yomaura continued, to which Shirou shook his head.

"I swear that I did not." He avowed. "I swear it on my dead father's soul."

"…Hm, fine." Yomaura didn't seem like she was entirely sure she believed him, but she let it slide. "It's not like you can Hypnotise Magi anyway, so I'm safe, and I can check for myself whether Koyo's mind has been messed with."

Shirou very wisely did not say anything in response to that.

"Leaving the matter of magic aside for the moment, I would like to know why you did it." Osaki took over when his partner fell silent. "Why did you feel the need to become a vigilante and turn Japan on its head?"

"Ah, well, this is sort of embarrassing, but, basically, I want to become a Hero of Justice." Shirou sheepishly rubbed the back of his head when the detectives stared incredulously at him. "I became Rakurai to help people and prevent evil. It is my dream that one day, there will be no more conflict and pain in the world, and there will be no more need for people to cry."

Osaki's incredulous stare persisted, but Yomaura frowned after hearing his reasons, biting her lip, before speaking in a dry voice.

"Normally, I'd assume you were lying. At first sight, your reasoning is very much unlike a Magus. However, the impossibility of your goal, your dogged pursuit of it in which you do not account for anyone else, and your sheer arrogance in believing you can succeed actually do make it almost Magus-like."

"…You don't hold back at all, do you, Yomaura-san?" Shirou sweatdropped at the woman's merciless remarks. "I assure you I am aware of the impossibility of my dream, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth pursuing anyway-"

"Kid, you don't have to convince us. We aren't going to tell you what you can and cannot pursue." Osaki didn't seem the least bit impressed by his conviction as he spoke, the incredulous stare having been replaced with an uncaring gaze. "In fact, I wish you the best of luck with your dream. We only wanted to know your reasoning, and apparently, it's a bit purer than we expected."

"Ah… That's good, right?"

"It is."

The conversation stalled again after that, and Shirou found himself a bit stumped.

This was perhaps the first time ever that he encountered people who treated his dream with such… flippancy.

He was used to people being in awe of his dream, people doubting he could ever achieve it but respecting him anyway for trying, or people actively mocking him for being naïve and foolish.

He wasn't used to people brushing the whole matter aside after a few sentences and wishing him good luck, as if he told them he dreamed of being a CEO at a big company, or a doctor, instead of some kind of fictional hero.

"You have stopped being Rakurai since… that mess at the harbour." Osaki went on, and Shirou eagerly focused on what promised to be a different topic. "It's been over a month since you last did something. Your fans sure are disappointed, but I must urge you not to give in to them."

"I generally try to forget I have fans, Osaki-san." Shirou's laugh was hollow, the reminder of those people threatening to give him a headache. "I won't pay attention to what they have to say."

"Good."

Yomaura then mumbled something, but aside from the words 'daughters' and 'disappointed', he didn't hear her well enough to understand what she was saying.

Noticing him looking at her, Yomaura narrowed her eyes again.

"A month ago, I was possessed." She balled her fists at the memory, but relaxed when Osaki placed a hand on her arm. "I do not know what it was, but I get the feeling you do. I want you to tell me."

Shirou pursed his lips, before looking around the café. When he had ascertained there was enough noise to drown out a yell of surprise, he answered his fellow redhead's question.

"It was Alaya."

"EH!?"

As he had expected, Yomaura recoiled in surprise, unable to suppress a startled sound.

Shirou didn't blame her for being shocked. It wasn't every day after all that you heard the entity that had possessed you was the Will of Humanity itself.

"No!" Yomaura shook her head resolutely when she'd gotten over her shock. "You are lying. Alaya wouldn't possess people, that is ridiculous."

"Yet it is what happened." Shirou remained calm under Yomaura's growing agitation. "For some reason, Alaya possessed you in order to fight me. According to her, the Counter Force didn't function properly, and the deployment of Counter Guardians was impossible, so she came herself."

"No. I don't believe you! If it is true what you say, then humanity is doomed. It should have been doomed already. Without the Counter Force and the Counter Guardians…"

"I do not think it is completely impossible for her to use those. She just can't use them against me for some reason." Seeing that she was still doubting him, Shirou turned to her partner. "Osaki-san, why don't you describe what you saw when your partner here was possessed, in as much detail as possible please."

"Well, it was quite clear you weren't yourself." Osaki, who looked happy to be contributing something again, told Yomaura. "Your eyes were all white, your veins black and protruding, and you had the aura of an army around you."

"An army?" Yomaura repeated in a strangled tone.

"Yes. I know it sounds weird, but it felt as if I was watching a huge army on the march, bringing technology and progress everywhere it went." Osaki described the situation, which was in line with what Shirou had ecperienced. "You, or well, she, was also talking about balance and protecting humanity, and how that guy there was doing something with the Counter Force, though I didn't catch the part after that- Oi! Taya?"

Osaki's shock was warranted, as Yomaura had gone pale as a sheet and had fallen backwards into her chair, looking seconds away from passing out.

Her mouth moved, but no sounds came out. Her eyes were wide in shock and fear, and her body was simultaneously tensed in fright and weak in despair.

"…Alaya." She eventually got out as Osaki used a menu card to fan her.

"Yes, but you don't need to worry." Shirou tried to assure her. "Her ire was aimed at me. I think if you stay away from me, she shouldn't come after you. She wouldn't have a reason to."

"I hope you're right, kid." Osaki sighed as he made Yomaura drink some water. "I don't know this Alaya, but she seems like bad business to me."

"She is mostly a benevolent being, just not when she decides you are a threat to her interests." Shirou tried to explain, looking with concern at the red-haired woman, who was still catatonic. "She is the collective Will of Humanity, a goddess created from mankind's desire to survive and prosper, and she can take it pretty far when she thinks something is threatening mankind's survival."

"…The fact that such a being considered it necessary to come after you in person does not set me at ease where you and your motives are concerned." Contrary to his words, Osaki did not seem very bothered. "Though at the end, she seemed to like you well enough."

"I'm trying to forget about that." Shirou did not want to contemplate what it meant to be 'liked well enough' by Alaya, and if it hadn't been for the fact that he needed to talk about what had happened with the two detectives, he would have tried to forget about ever meeting that goddess in the first place.

The men then fell quiet, focusing on the only woman present at the table, who still didn't seem recovered, remaining pale and in shock no matter what her partner did.

Fortunately, help arrived quickly.

And when it did, it managed to drag Shirou's attention away from the two detectives completely, effortlessly drawing his gaze to itself like a flame draws in a moth.

Shirou's eyes practically tore themselves towards the shape that was approaching them, desperate to look at it despite having seen it plenty of times already today. In one fatal strike, the newcomer had practically rendered him harmless just by showing herself, as Shirou lost all sense of awareness for a few long moments.

If Sakura had known earlier that wearing a maid outfit would make such an impression on her Senpai, she would have procured and worn one years ago.

"Here you go." The purple-haired girl smiled, handing Osaki a warm compress to put on Yomaura's forehead. She also poured some Camille tea in a cup and placed down some calming pills. "Please give her these and see if she improves."

"Yes, thank you." Osaki nodded gratefully at her, before blinking in confusion. "Hey, wait a moment! You seem familiar… Aren't you Matou Sakura?"

"…Ahaha, yes, that's me, Osaki-san." Sakura nodded sheepishly. "Pleased to meet you again."

"Yes, me too." The detective answered automatically, after which he turned to Shirou, studying him closely. "That would make you Emiya Shirou."

"Indeed." Well, that was one secret out, though it didn't matter all that much as long as Osaki didn't spread the word. "Before you ask, I shall admit I killed Matou Zouken and burned down his estate. It was very much warranted, as the man had changed himself into a ghoulish creature composed of worms. You can ask your partner later why that is bad."

Osaki looked flummoxed for a few moments, before he shook his head.

"I don't even care anymore." He muttered, before turning back to his partner to tend to her as Sakura walked away to tend to another group of customers who had been calling for her.

A few minutes later, and after liberal appliance of the warm compress, tea, and medication, Yomaura was mostly coherent again, at least enough to join the conversation once more.

To Shirou's relief and slight amusement, Osaki neglected to tell her his family-name was Emiya. The man probably didn't consider it important enough to mention.

He was going to be so surprised later when he heard what that name meant in the Moonlit World, Shirou almost wished he could see the man's reaction himself.

Realising Ayako and Rin were rubbing off on him with their teasing and enjoyment of seeing others squirm, Shirou shook his head lightly, before continuing.

"Is there anything else you'd like to know?"

"Not really." Osaki answered immediately. "We just wanted to know why you were doing this and that you were going to stop, as well as what kind of being did that to Taya. We don't care for the rest."

"Is that really everything you wanted to know?" Shirou asked again, to which they nodded. "Then please allow me to say one more thing."

"What is it?"

"I recently met with one Bazett Fraga McRemitz." Shirou didn't miss how the detectives tensed at the name. "She told me she was looking for her cousin."

"Was she?" Yomaura tried to sound uninterested, but there was an undertone of tightness in her voice that betrayed that she wasn't nearly as indifferent to the topic as she pretended to be. "What does that have to do with us?"

"…Nothing, I suppose. I merely wished to let you know." Shirou inclined his head. It wasn't his place to comment on a family-matter. "She will not hear anything from me."

Yomaura didn't react, and Osaki, who'd been looking between them for a moment, cleared his throat.

"Well, thank you for meeting with us." He huffed, before rising from his chair, quickly followed by Yomaura. "But I think we shall leave now. Do you want us to pay for our share of the bill?"

"No need. I invited you, so I should pay." Shirou also stood up, before bowing slightly. "Thank you for accepting my invitation. If you have any more questions, feel free to visit the café and leave a message for me with the owner."

"Thank you for the offer, but we'll refuse." Yomaura shook her head, looking like a bored student who was five seconds away from the end of the lecture. "No offense, but we're done with this. We're going back to work tomorrow, and we would prefer everything to go back to normal."

"Of course." Shirou nodded. "I won't bother you again."

The detectives nodded back, before they left the table and walked straight out of the café, not looking back even once.

Shirou then sat back down again.

It seemed Yomaura Taya and Osaki Koyo were completely done with him, and would most likely stay out of his life altogether in the future.

He didn't feel bad about that. Rather, he felt relieved that they had chosen not to get involved in his life.

Some people might think having more allies is always better, but frankly, having a mundane person and a former Magus, now confirmed to be a Fraga, constantly involving themselves with his business would create far more problems than it would solve.

This really was for the best.

Still, he couldn't help but feel slightly insulted at their impolite behaviour. They hadn't reacted to his greeting, they had been on edge constantly, spoke rudely, and hadn't even taken a single bite from the food he had ordered, the food Sakura had worked so hard on to prepare.

Well, no matter. Some rudeness wasn't going to kill him, and he would just eat the food himself if they didn't want it.

Shirou resolutely pulled his chair closer to the table and placed a napkin on his lap. Then, he grabbed the cutlery and started eating.

The miso soup was excellent, the pickled vegetables nigh perfect, and the stew had improved leaps and bounds over what Sakura had made only months before. Those detectives didn't know what they were missing.

He had ordered for three people, but with it tasting like this, he wasn't going to have any trouble eating it all himself.

With the conversation with the detectives now over, Shirou could finally lean back and process the events of the past month.

Since his fight with Alaya, his powers had grown and increased exponentially, and they showed no sign of stopping soon.

It wasn't just his combat-capabilities either. His Magecraft and the Mysterious Power were just stronger in general now, allowing him to do far more than he ever could before.

The improvement he went through was most notable however in his perception-abilities.

Where before he was limited to senses that were a bit above a normal human's when not Reinforced –save for his ability to smell Magecraft from a mile away— his senses had now improved to absolutely ludicrous levels.

He could now see straight through walls if he so desired, and could spot a rabbit on the ground from three kilometres in the sky. He could smell well enough to actually track people through the streets. He could hear people whispering on the other end of a street, or again, straight through a wall. He could now feel even the air-currents that were produced when people were just walking past.

Even his Structural Analysis had gotten a boost, allowing him to determine an object's age, origin, owners both current and previous, its functions, and of course its composition. He had already been able to see those things when it came to blades and other weapons, but now it also worked on other objects.

And there was far more that had been enhanced, most of which he hadn't even discovered yet.

Shirou was just glad though his taste hadn't gotten too much of a boost. He liked his ability to appreciate good food perfectly well, and he had no desire to change it.

Who knew what could happen after all? He might be unable to ever like eating food again if he wasn't careful with his taste.

The mere thought of not being able to appreciate meals like the one in front of him right now almost brought him to tears, and it was in that state that the beautiful cook who had prepared the food found him.

"Senpai." Sakura, still clad in her maid-uniform –which had been an idea from Ayako that the purple-haired girl had immediately embraced— sat down in the chair across from him, smiling brightly. "How did it go?"

Shirou wanted to answer, he really did, but for some reason, his brain insisted on a pause of a few seconds in which he could only admire the sight of the plum-haired girl in her new costume, before it allowed him to speak again.

"I told them what they wanted to know, and then they left. Really, that was it. It seems like they didn't want to stay in my presence for a second longer than absolutely necessary."

"They did seem a bit rude when I was here." Sakura frowned cutely. "Did they even eat anything?"

"I'm afraid not." He shook his head, and Sakura's face twisted in disapproval. "Which is why I am eating it now."

"Can I have some too? Neko-san said I could take a break for a few minutes."

"Of course."

Taking some of the food for herself, Sakura also started eating, and Shirou found his attention wasn't focused on the food at all anymore, but rather on her.

Sakura.

His girlfriend.

It was still incredibly strange to think of her that way, but strange in a good way, a pleasant way.

Every morning, when he found himself on his futon with Ayako and Sakura next to him, more often than not wrapped in his arms, he realised anew that they were now 'together together', and every morning, that realisation filled him with warmth again.

It was just… unbelievable. That was the best description he had; unbelievable. An absolutely life-changing event that might have been the best thing that had ever happened to him.

Of course, most things remained the same. They still cooked together, ate breakfast together, went to school during the day and back home in the evening. Sakura and he still worked at the Copenhagen, Ayako still attended her martial arts practices, and so on.

Eating and sleeping together was nothing new for them either, nor was watching tv or playing games together.

What had changed however, completely and fundamentally, was the way in which they did those things.

It had become very normal for them to say hello and goodbye with a kiss. They sat much closer together than before during meals, and cuddling together was now the rule rather than an exception. During breakfast and dinner, they even took turns feeding each other with spoonfuls of soup or stew.

Ayako had insisted that they wear fewer clothes at night, and as a result, Shirou now slept shirtless while the girls wore tank tops at most, and often not even that, but just a bra.

It had made him painfully aware of just how soft their skin was when they lied flush against him in the night, but rather than feeling guilty about it, he actually dared to enjoy the feeling now.

All in all, it was something that would take some time getting used to, but it was amazing. Shirou could say with full confidence that he'd never been as happy as he'd been during the past month.

They hadn't told anyone about their new relationship however, and weren't planning on doing so just yet. In time, they would, but they had decided to wait with that until after Shirou came back from London.

It would be easier to deal with the fallout if Shirou didn't have to leave for at least two months right in the middle of it all.

So they had to be a little stealthy and clandestine about their relationship, which was literally the only reason why Shirou wasn't kissing Sakura silly right now, as well as taking her into his embrace as tightly as would still be comfortable for her.

That urge to cuddle Sakura did not come out of nowhere. It was a mix of the normal, healthy desire of a teenage boy to kiss and embrace one of his girlfriends, the appreciation he felt over her supportiveness in dealing with the detectives and her irritation on his behalf, and the feelings that seeing Sakura wearing a maid outfit brought out in him.

Once more, Shirou reaffirmed that he really, really appreciated seeing Sakura in a maid outfit. From the tight-fitting bodice and the headpiece to the short skirt and the thigh-high stockings, it was perfect on her, to a point where he constantly wanted nothing more than to cuddle and kiss her.

And judging from the twinkle in Sakura's eyes as she ate her stew, she was well aware of the effect she was having on him and was enjoying every second of it.

Shirou was just grateful that she wasn't aware of the… less than pure thoughts and desires that seeing her in the maid outfit brought out in him. Thoughts that mostly involved Sakura wearing a lot fewer of the outfit's pieces, while she provided Ayako and him with an entirely different kind of servi-

"SO!" Sakura started in shock when he brought down a fist on the table, the sound audible through the entire building. "How long will you be working tonight?"

"Uhm." Looking nonplussed at his strange action, Sakura nevertheless answered promptly. "Until the café closes tonight, Senpai. We are a little understaffed, and there are a lot of customers, more than expected, so Neko-san asked me to stick around."

Yes, Shirou had noticed that too. There were far more people in the Copenhagen than there should be. It was a normal Tuesday, nothing special or unusual about it, yet the crowd was almost as good as it was on Fridays and Saturdays.

That meant there was a lot of work to be done, enough to keep Sakura busy until deep into the night. To make matters worse, many customers also kept asking for Sakura specifically to provide them service, which only added to her workload.

Even during the few minutes of break she had, most of the customers seemed to wait eagerly for her to return to work, not to mention some of them had been giving Shirou jealous looks for monopolising her attention, men and women alike.

It seemed he was far from the only one who deeply appreciated seeing Sakura in a maid outfit.

"Would you like some help?" Shirou offered, not seeing a problem in lending a hand should it be necessary.

Sakura shook her head however.

"No thank you, Senpai." She smiled. "I believe I can manage by myself. Also, the problem isn't really that we are understaffed, it's just that the customers keep asking for me instead of the others."

"Yes, I noticed." Shirou was actually starting to get a bad feeling about that. "Then would you like me to stay until the café closes so we can walk home together? Ayako is at her martial arts practice anyway, so I don't have anything else to do."

Sakura opened her mouth, before closing it again. She then looked around the café, meeting a lot of eyes that had been turned towards her the entire time, before turning back to him.

"Please wait for me, Senpai." She accepted his offer meekly, apparently getting the same feeling as he did.

"Of course." Shirou nodded sharply, and Sakura gave him a grateful smile that made his heart beat faster, before she was called back to work by Neko-san.

For the rest of the evening, Shirou stayed at the café, ordering drink after drink as he patiently waited for Sakura's shift to be over, keeping a very sharp eye on anyone who tried a little too hard to get his girlfriend's attention.

Eventually, it turned out his caution was warranted.

The café closed at midnight, and after the employees kicked out the last customers and cleaned the place up with some help from Shirou, they were released for the night.

When Sakura stepped outside however, a few paces ahead of Shirou, she immediately spotted several young men she recognised from the café.

The reason they'd stayed so close to the café after closing time became clear right away, as the men, who all stayed at a distance from each other and were clearly not acquainted in any way, started walking towards her.

They broke off immediately however when Shirou exited the building as well and took her hand, apparently not willing to talk to her when another man was around.

Sakura sighed as she watched them leave. From what she'd seen and heard of these men, she could deduce they probably didn't have any worse intentions in mind than chatting up the pretty waitress, but she was nevertheless glad she had her Senpai with her to keep them at a distance.

She'd rejected more than enough men over the course of her job to be quite used to it by now, but it never quite got any easier. She hated disappointing people.

Still, it was too bad for those men, but Sakura already had her Senpai and Ayako, and she was perfectly, totally happy with them.

Walking hand in hand with him, her boyfriend, still sent flutters through her stomach, and made her feel like she was walking on sunshine.

Every day, she fell in love with him again, and every day, she hoped that would continue forever and ever.


Ayako vaguely knew about the existence of maid cafés. Mostly, she'd seen them in a manga or the like, often as fanservice, but she was aware that maid cafés were also a thing in real life.

She had never spent much thought on them however. Sure, she enjoyed it whenever they appeared in the fiction she read, and at times, she wondered how it would be to visit such a café herself, but she didn't think maid outfits were that great. At least not enough to warrant a trip all the way to Tokyo to visit one.

Now however, she was smacked right in the face by the fact that she'd been utterly wrong. That pretty girls in maid outfits serving dinner were among the greatest and most amazing inventions mankind had ever made, right up there with the wheel and fire.

Just like Shirou, the sight of Sakura setting the table and serving dinner in the traditional, if slightly sexualised, clothes of a European maid was enough to steal Ayako's breath away every time she saw it.

There really was no better way to describe the feelings that the sight generated in her. Those desires to grab Sakura tightly around her middle, hug her for all she was worth, and then keep her on your lap for as long as possible while she smiled cutely and made cute sounds and was just generally cuter than should be legally allowed.

It was like seeing little rabbits and kittens playing around, filling you with the desire to hug, caress, and pet them, though in this case, there were more than enough impure desires thrown into the mix as well.

In short, Ayako would rate the sight of Sakura in a maid outfit as a definite twelve out of ten, would stare creepily at again.

"Here you go, Ayako." Sakura smiled happily as she handed the brunette her plate. "Please be careful, it's still very hot."

"Thank you, dear." Ayako replied, using the traditional form of address of husbands to their wives, which got her an amused look from Shirou and a blush from Sakura that increased her cuteness factor by ten. "It looks delicious."

"Y-Yes. P-Please enjoy." Sakura stuttered, before rushing to the kitchen again.

Shirou watched her go for a moment, before turning to Ayako with a wry smile. "So, you're the husband in the relationship now? Are we going to have to vie for dominance?"

"Nah, not really. If there was a traditional form for wives to address their wives, I would have used that." Ayako grinned, before narrowing her eyes and glaring playfully at her boyfriend. "Besides, we don't have to vie for dominance when it is already clear I am the dominant one."

The half-amused, half-reprimanding look that comment got her indicated that she was going to pay dearly for her presumptuousness during their next make-out session, and despite the brunette's best efforts to stay cool, that prospect sent a shiver of delight down her spine.

"Here you are, Senpai." Fortunately for Ayako, Shirou was distracted by Sakura, who came in with his plate and a blinding, if slightly shaky, smile. "I'm sorry it took a bit longer, there were some issues I had to deal with."

In other words, she had to get her blush down before coming back to the dining room.

Ayako smirked knowingly at Sakura, whose blush returned upon seeing it, causing her to accidentally drop the cutlery she'd been carrying.

"Oh no." She gasped, before holding up a hand when Shirou made to get up. "Oh, please let me handle it, Senpai. I'll just put these in the dishwasher and get you new ones."

The purple-haired girl quickly put the plate she'd been carrying in front of Shirou, before she did something that almost gave Ayako a heart-attack.

She bent over to pick up the cutlery. She bent over at a perfect, ninety-degree angle without bending her knees in the slightest, her legs remaining perfectly stiff, inadvertently giving Ayako a perfect look at the outline of her skirt-covered behind.

She made a choking noise at the sight, her hands tightening involuntarily, something Shirou would have picked up on if he didn't have to deal with the perfect view of Sakura's cleavage that the purple-haired girl had given him by bending over like that.

Ayako didn't know if Sakura had done it on purpose, but she had just knocked both her boyfriend and her girlfriend out of the teasing-fight in one move.

Hats off to her.

It took a few seconds for Ayako and Shirou to gather themselves again after Sakura straightened back up and went to retrieve a new set of cutlery, and it was only when Sakura herself had also sat down at the table with her own plate of food that they were capable of coherent speech once more.

"So, Senpai, Ayako." Sakura began shyly, idly plucking at the hem of her skirt. "What do you think about the outfit? Does it look good?"

""Yes!""

Both Shirou and Ayako answered before the last syllable had even left Sakura's mouth, their answer exactly the same and perfectly true.

"I am glad to hear that." Sakura gave them a sweet closed-eye smile that could make the coldest of hearts melt, and thus was doubly as effective against her lovers. "The outfit is lovely, but I wasn't sure it would look good on me."

"It does." Ayako nodded sharply.

"It absolutely does." Shirou agreed wholeheartedly.

"No doubt about it."

"You look perfect."

"Beautiful."

"Lovely."

"Dangerous in all the right ways."

"Just the cutest."

"Ah! Stop it!" Sakura wailed, pressing her hands against her cheeks as they became flaming red. "You're embarrassing me."

"You're not making it any better by behaving like that." Shirou teased, clearly thinking along the same lines as Ayako. "You're only getting cuter."

"Stop! Please!"

"Alright, alright." Shirou laughed, bowing his head. "I'll stop."

"I'll stop too, but only if you wear that outfit more often." Ayako added.

"O-Oh, y-yeah, sure." The fierce blush was still on her face, but Sakura managed to give a proud little smile. "I-I quite like it too."

"Hehe, it was a really good find, wasn't it?" Ayako puffed up her chest, grinning widely. "I'm glad I took it with me."

"You mean you stole it." Shirou pointed out dryly, quickly pricking through Ayako's ballooned ego and making her deflate. "From your school even."

"I didn't steal it." Ayako protested, waving her arms up and down in irritation. "At the very most, I liberated it from a terrible fate of gathering dust in a corner of the storage room forever and gave it a second life of being worn by Sakura."

"Right, of course." Shirou's smile could only be called indulgent.

"It's not like you need to worry." The brunette tried to further defend her actions. "No one noticed me taking it, and no one will miss it. By the time someone notices it is gone, they'll never be able to track it to us."

"If you say so." Shirou nodded, taking a sip of his drink. "Still, to… 'liberate' a possession of your school goes quite far even for you. What prompted you to do it?"

"Well, I saw the outfit, and I really wanted to have it. Then I remembered Rin saying that you should only obey laws that make sense, and I decided that it made no sense at all to not have Sakura wear the maid costume, so I took it."

"Nee-san is a bad influence on you." Sakura shook her head sadly, though the corners of her mouth were twitching.

"I disagree. She is a good influence on me." Ayako countered immediately, smiling slyly. "Especially now that she's mellowed out a bit. She is a lot more talkative these days, and easier to interact with."

"I know. I'm actually going to visit her again today." Shirou nodded, ponderously looking at his plate to decide whether he'd eaten enough yet or not. "She wants to give me an update on what she's managed to achieve with her Magecraft so far."

"So yet another one-on-one talk between the two of you?" Ayako's smile sent alarm bells ringing in Shirou's head. "Should we expect her to join the relationship any time soon? Because if so, then I'll have to start preparing some stuff-"

"What?" Sakura interrupted her, her eyes wide in shock as she spluttered out her question. "Nee-san joining us? What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about the fact that she obviously likes Shirou too. So I figured she'll get into a relationship with the three of us and we'll make a foursome."

"F-Foursome?! Ayako, Rin is my sister!"

"Certainly, that shouldn't be that much of a problem-?"

"Hold it right there!"

With a single, smooth motion, Shirou brought his fist down on Ayako's head in a mighty bonk, not actually hurting her but certainly putting an end to her rambling.

"No such lewd stuff at the dining table." He scolded her, though he was unable to hide his blush. "Especially out of nowhere like this. There's no way Rin would be interested in being in a relationship with us."

"You wouldn't know if she was until she'd tell you outright." Ayako countered, before glancing at Sakura. "And you should keep a closer eye on her as well, then you'll see what I mean."

"Why?" Sakura asked suspiciously, narrowing her eyes. "What am I supposed to see?"

"That she wants to join our relationship. Just try to pay a little attention to her when we are being especially loving to each other and you'll notice the envy and desire from a mile away."

Sakura and Shirou made eye-contact for a second, before looking back at her.

"Supposing you're right," Shirou began, sounding very doubtful. "What are we even supposed to do with that?"

"We don't have to do anything with it right away." Ayako answered with a casual shrug. "I don't have the answer myself either. Let's just… Let's just wait until Rin realises herself, okay?"

"I still don't think there is anything for her to realise." Shirou countered stubbornly.

"Then it wouldn't hurt to wait and observe, would it?" Ayako lifted an eyebrow, giving him a challenging stare.

"…I suppose not." Shirou sighed after a moment.

"…If you think that's the best idea." Sakura also agreed a second later.

"Good."

The brunette knew there was no use in further speculation. She was quite sure Rin wanted in, but without evidence, there was no way she'd convince the other two of that. That didn't stop her though from imagining a scenario in which Rin did join them, and in which she would get two sisters servicing her together while wearing matching maid outfits.

She managed to stop herself from giggling pervertedly at the mental image, but it was a close one.

"Anyway, I should get a maid outfit myself as soon as possible." She said, changing the subject for now. "I can't let Sakura be the most attractive and cutest person around all the time."

"Quite so." Shirou grinned, while Sakura eeped and hid her face in her hands again. "Do you know where we can buy one?"

"Nope, but I can probably find out if I try." Ayako had some ideas on how to gather the necessary information. "I wonder if we could get other costumes as well. Who knows what kind of treasure trove is awaiting us."

"W-Well, shouldn't we buy some actual clothes as well then?" Sakura suggested from behind her hands, which she still had pressed against her face. "The ones we have now aren't exactly… uhm."

"The word you are looking for is 'sexy'." Ayako finished for her, watching with glee as Sakura again became even redder. "And I agree. I suggest a shopping trip for clothes and for costumes as soon as I can figure out where to go."

"Y-Yes, t-that sounds like a good idea." Sakura agreed happily despite her embarrassment.

"Will I buy clothes as well then?" Shirou asked, to which the girls shrugged.

"I-If you want to." Sakura replied.

"And if you don't," Ayako added with a shark-like grin. "You can just sit back and enjoy the show."


"-So that is what I have achieved over the past two months." Rin told him proudly, having concluded the presentation about her Magecraft.

Shirou was currently sitting at the dining-table in Rin's house, with an assortment of snacks in front of him. Rin was standing a little bit away, in front of a chalkboard that she'd made him carry downstairs from her storage room.

She was currently using it to great effect to support her presentation by writing down keywords and making supplementary drawings. If Shirou had had even the slightest inkling of what she was talking about, he would probably have been very impressed.

"The results have surpassed my wildest expectations." Rin continued with a wide grin, gesturing with her piece of chalk as she spoke. "Oh, and I have several other promising projects running as well, but if you don't mind, I'll hold off on telling you about them until I'm certain they'll amount to something."

"Ah, I don't mind." Shirou assured her, slowly rubbing his temples. "Don't worry, I'm sure those projects will go above and beyond your every expectation, just like the others."

"My research has been going quite well indeed. I have discovered so many things recently." Rin beamed in happiness, her immense success improving her mood to the point where she was just about dancing through the room. "If I manage to keep this up, I think I might even surpass the legacy of my great-great-great grandfather, and he is seen as the greatest Tohsaka in our recorded history."

"Then you deserve to be proud. Your research was very impressive." Shirou smiled back at her. It wasn't just empty flattering either. He might not have understood what she had been talking about, but he was absolutely certain it had to be impressive if Rin could give a coherent three-hour presentation on the subject.

"Ho? Does that mean you actually understood what I was talking about?" Rin's beaming smile turned into a smirk as she looked him in the eyes. "From how your eyes were glazed over since the third minute, I assumed you didn't understand a word of it."

Damn, he'd been found out.

"But if you understand it so well, then why don't you explain to me what I just told you? A summary will do fine."

"No thank you, I'll leave that to the master here." Shirou hastily refused, holding his hands up in surrender. "I'm sorry I couldn't follow what you were talking about, but Gemcraft isn't exactly something I excel at."

"I guess everyone has their specialisations." Rin allowed, her smirk turning back into a pleasant smile. "I wouldn't know my way around Storm Craft, nor am I all that talented at Runes, so I suppose I can forgive you for being ignorant, just this once."

"Much appreciated." Shirou smiled, picking up his cup of tea, before frowning when it turned out to be cold. "Though I'm sure that if you really wanted to do something with storms or Runes, you could. I have never seen someone more talented than you."

"Ah, n-no, you're being too kind." Rin shook her head in response to his praise, looking caught off-guard by it.

"No, I'm not." Shirou was resolute, not in the mood for false modesty. "You are the smartest person I know, as well as the most talented Magus I have ever met. If things had gone even slightly differently, I might have been your apprentice and you would have helped me into the Clocktower. Actually, I think that would have been far more natural."

He spoke nothing but the truth, and was rewarded by Rin blushing bright red, bashfully looking at the ground as she wiggled happily in place. He'd noticed before that Rin seemed to react well to being praised, so he'd taken to doing it more often.

There was plenty to praise her with after all.

"…Do you really think so?" She asked shyly, before rapidly shaking her head and straightening her back. "I mean, yes, of course! Really, Emiya-kun, did it take you this long to figure that out? I thought you were smart, but it seems you can be quite slow too."

"Ayako recently told me she prefers it when you are being bombastic and proud, and I think I agree with her." Shirou looked Rin over slowly, before nodding once. "I don't know how you manage to make arrogant look cute, but I'm not complaining at all."

"Geh?" And Rin reverted right back to bashful and embarrassed. Sometimes, it really was too easy to tease the poor girl. "E-Emiya-kun, what are you saying all of a sudden? D-Don't tease me like that!"

"Right, of course, my apologies." Careful to prevent a tsun-outburst –which seemed very close now— Shirou wisely fell silent and allowed her a moment to cool off, while he used a Rune to reheat their tea.

"I wish you wouldn't use Magecraft for such things." Rin grumbled when she saw him do so, though she sounded more resigned than upset. "It's not proper."

"Ah, but it is easy and convenient." Shirou pointed out, handing her one of the cups. "Especially since you don't have a microwave, meaning we'd have to put the kettle on again if we want hot tea."

"I suppose that would have been a waste." Rin acceded, draining her cup in one go. "Well, Emiya-kun, even if you didn't understand much of my projects, could you at least tell me whether you consider your investment to be worth it?"

"I do." Shirou nodded right away, before he frowned. "Wait, what do you mean with 'investment'? I haven't done anything yet."

"…I meant the gems you gave me." Rin clarified, giving him an incredulous look. "You know, those really expensive, extremely valuable gems you gave me?"

"Ah, those." Shirou nodded, before he shrugged. "I can't say I care much about those. They were a gift, so it is up to you what you do with them. Are you satisfied with what you've achieved with them so far?"

Rin's eyes twitched, before she nodded in a jerky motion.

"Then that's perfectly fine, isn't it?" Shirou emptied his cup of tea as well before it would go cold again.

"…If you say so, Emiya-kun." Rin sighed, looking resigned once more. "Thank you again."

"You're welcome. Also, Tohsaka-san, now that you have finished several of your projects, do you feel like you have enough accomplishments to get a sponsorship yet? I could write a letter to Lord El-Melloi-"

"I certainly don't have enough accomplishments yet!" Rin's reply was immediate and crystal clear as she crossed her arms in front of her chest defensively. "Do not write any letters to any lords yet! Do you hear me?!"

"I won't." Shirou quickly assured her, before rubbing the back of his head. "May I ask though why having few accomplishments is a problem? Are you not allowed to join the Clocktower if you don't have enough of them?"

"Well, no, not exactly." Rin shook her head slowly, before adopting her teaching pose number two, with a finger pointed into the air and the other hand on her hip. "Lords and other qualified people can offer sponsorships to whoever they want as long as they don't violate any laws, but to accept a student who has no or very few accomplishments is a terrible faux pas. Your student had better be a prodigy in such a case, or the student and teacher might find themselves becoming laughing stocks with the rest of the Clocktower."

"I see."

That would indeed be a problem. Shirou didn't care much about becoming a laughing stock himself, but he didn't think he would be able to stay calm if people started mocking Rin.

It did raise a question though.

"Does that mean lord El-Melloi committed a 'faux-pas' when accepting me as his apprentice?" Shirou wondered, well aware his number of accomplishments in the field of Magecraft could be accurately summed up as zero.

"No." Rin gave him yet another exasperated look, as if he was again overlooking something obvious. "Defeating five Sealing Designees and delivering them to the Clocktower is more than enough to get yourself a sponsorship from just about anyone."

Ah, right, he had overlooked that little fact.

"You don't have to worry though, Emiya-kun, I will have enough accomplishments soon." Rin then promised, before giving him a wide, closed-eyed smile. "Actually, I plan on having a lot of accomplishments and being a prodigy. I will not bring shame to me or my sponsor."

"I did not doubt that for a second." Shirou grinned, placing a hand on her shoulder, which she didn't seem to mind at all. "From what I have seen of Magi so far, you will easily be the best around."

"Absolutely." Rin nodded furiously, a competitive glint entering her eyes. "I'll be the best around and bring glory to the name of Tohsaka once more. All our rivals and enemies will bite the dust."

"…Rivals and enemies?" Shirou turned a surprised look at the girl. "What do you mean by that?"

"Eh? O-Oh, nothing you need to worry about." Rin answered quickly, perhaps too quickly to be believable.

A raised eyebrow had her sigh again in resignation.

"I meant the families that aren't on good terms with the Tohsakas." She mumbled, before she looked up again and continued strongly. "But again, you don't need to worry about them, Emiya-kun. They are my enemies, not yours and not my sponsor's, and I don't think they would attack you unless you antagonise them."

"If they are your enemies, I probably will antagonise them." Shirou answered dryly, unsure whether Rin really believed what she said or was just trying to set him at ease with a white lie, because if there was one thing he was absolutely sure of, it was that Magi wouldn't hesitate for a second to strike at an enemy's friends and family. "If only because I will help you against them."

"…You don't have to do that."

"Of course I do. I am your friend after all, so there's no way I'll let you deal with it on your own."

That brought Rin up short, and eventually, after a few seconds of staring at him as if she'd never seen him before, she looked at the ground yet again, shyly nodding in gratitude.

When it became clear she wasn't going to say anything, Shirou spoke up again.

"So, is there anyone in particular I should be wary of when I am at the Clocktower? Even more so than normal Magi I mean."

"Ah, yes." Rin perked up at the question, now placing both hands on her hips, her blush receding as they moved to a subject she clearly took very seriously. "There are indeed a few families that you should be wary of if you plan to make it known that you are associated with me. Some of those, most notably the Anjou-family and the Breuberg-family, have been business rivals of the Tohsaka for years, though they have never escalated to violence before, so you don't have to be overly cautious of them. Aside from that, there are the Byrons, Egertons, and Warrannes, all of whom the Tohsaka-family has feuded with in the past. There has been peace between the Tohsakas and those families for over a century now however, and they probably won't do anything to change that if I don't give them a reason."

"That doesn't sound all that bad." Shirou smiled, relieved to hear that the Tohsakas apparently weren't very rich in enemies.

"We always tried to be as reasonable as we could be,." Rin told him proudly, puffing out her chest slightly, before deflating again. "Besides, living in Japan for the past centuries hasn't exactly granted us the opportunity to make a lot of enemies in the Clocktower. We would need to have more of a presence there."

"Ah." Shirou didn't know quite how to respond to that. Having fewer enemies was always good of course, but Rin looked so forlorn at her family's lack of opportunity to find more foes that such a simple truth almost didn't seem to hold up anymore.

"There is one exception though." Suddenly, all traces of sadness, embarrassment, or doubt disappeared from Rin's face. Her body tensed, her eyes narrowed, and her mouth became a hard line. "The Edelfelts."

Shirou couldn't say he knew that family, but from the way Rin looked ready for a fight at the mere mention of them, they probably were bad news.

"The Edelfelts and the Tohsakas have been at odds for centuries." Rin elaborated when she saw his confused expression. "Both families specialise in Gemcraft and Nordic Curses, such as Gandr, making us rivals to begin with. Aside from that, we have fought and warred at many different occasions for a variety of causes, often without reaching any kind of resolution, which only increased the tension between us. Tohsakas and Edelfelts were often the first to slaughter each other in Grail Wars too, the first three I mean. They didn't participate in the Fourth."

As she spoke, Rin turned around and walked away, gesturing for Shirou to follow. They went upstairs and eventually reached a room, which turned out to be full of paperwork and files. It was much like Shirou's own command centre, though centuries of activity had filled this room with more paper than he would use in a lifetime.

Rin seemed to know her way around perfectly well though, and dove into the sea of files with knife-like precision, emerging with several thick journals merely seconds after she'd gone in.

"The Tohsaka and the Edelfelt have fought over gem-sources, over knowledge of Runes, over who invented several curses both our families use nowadays, and there was even an accusation that the Tohsaka's Crest is partially made up of Circuits stolen from the Edelfelt." Rin went on, handing the journals over to him. "That last one is of course completely untrue, but that doesn't stop them from repeating it every generation."

"You are definitely on bad terms then, if even your Crest is getting involved in this." Shirou nodded, looking the journals over, noting that they ranged from recent to clearly several centuries old. "Do you want me to check?"

"Check what?"

"Well, your Crest, whether there really are Edelfelt-Circuits in there."

"You can do that?" Rin seemed very impressed when he nodded in confirmation, before she bit her lip for a moment, and then held out her arm. "I-I suppose it would be nice to get resolution on this. J-Just, p-please be gentle when you touch me inside."

Okay, she totally did that one on purpose! No one's phrasing was that bad by accident!

Suppressing a blush with notable difficulty, which was made harder when Rin gave him a smile that could only be considered 'witchy', Shirou reached out and placed a palm on Rin's upper arm, where he had already sensed her Crest.

Of course, really studying a Crest on a deep level was far beyond him still, even with his unusually good and recently improved 'Structural Analysis' spell, but a light scanning over the surface to ensure all the Circuits were really just from the Tohsaka-family and no one else was well within his capabilities.

It didn't even take him a minute to reach a conclusion.

"What the Edelfelts said is not true." He told the black-haired girl as he removed his hand again. "I am absolutely certain there are only Tohsaka-Circuits in this thing. Nothing else."

"Really?" Rin asked eagerly, before grinning widely when he nodded. "Alright! Take that, Edelfelt! I'm going to rub this in their faces!"

"Well, before you do that, I have to ask. How are the relations between your family and theirs currently?"

"I… I'm actually not sure." Rin admitted, looking vexed at her own ignorance. "Several decades ago, all conflict just… stopped. I do not know why, but the Tohsaka and the Edelfelt have ceased interacting entirely since then. We haven't sent even a single letter to or from."

"Would it be too much to hope that this situation will continue for a while?" Shirou asked with a wry smile, receiving an equally wry smile in return. "Yeah, I thought so already."

"It's not that I want another conflict with them, especially since I'm the last Tohsaka left." Rin rubbed the back of her head in frustration. "But since the Edelfelt have a strong presence at the Clocktower, it is likely they will gladly pounce on me once I show my face, since, again, I'm the last Tohsaka left, and thus 'easy' prey."

"I assume we don't have to expect much honourable behaviour from them then?" Shirou asked, not expecting much yet daring to hold on to a slight hope that the Edelfelt might be like Rin or Bazett; Stubborn and proud, but not unreasonable. "If they are so ready to attack a lone enemy at her weakest?"

"They call themselves 'the most elegant hyenas above ground'." Rin replied dryly, looking at him with a fond gaze that also held exasperation at his naivety. "Does that answer your question?"

"It does, though it also makes me wonder about something else."

"What is it?"

"If they call themselves the most elegant hyenas above ground, does that mean they are more elegant hyenas underground?" Shirou asked aloud, placing a hand on his chin in thought and frowning exaggeratedly. "Or more elegant other animals above ground? It seems strange to add so many provisos to their title."

His little joke got a huff of amusement out of Rin, which made it a victory as far as he was concerned.

"You know, I never thought about that, but you're right, it is strange." She smirked, before turning serious again. "The Edelfelt are known for being mercenaries, bounty hunters, war profiteers, thieves, and blackmailers, and from what I heard from the few sources I still have in London, the members of the current generation definitely are chips of the old block. You should be very cautious when dealing with them, Emiya-kun."

"Understood." Shirou nodded, already planning on gathering as much information on that family as he could, starting with reading his father's notes and the journals Rin had given him. "Anything else I should watch out for?"

"I believe I have told you the most important things." Rin placed a finger on her chin with a ponderous expression. "Just make sure they don't tempt you into taking one of them as your apprentice."

"Of course not." Shirou huffed. "That goes without saying."

"That's a good boy." Rin smiled, reaching up to pat his head. "Oh, and I suppose the Einzbern are also rivals of the Tohsaka-family, though they are so isolationistic and reclusive you probably will never meet one in your life."

"…The Einzbern?" Shirou should have seen that coming –it was only logical that the founding families of the Holy Grail War were rivals after all– but the sudden mention of that family still took him by surprise.

"Yes, the Einzbern." Rin nodded, not noticing anything amiss. "They are a very rich, very powerful family located in Germany. They used to specialise in the Third True Magic, the Materialisation of the Soul or 'Heaven's Feel', but since that has been lost, they have specialised in Wishcraft and creating Homunculi instead."

"Homunculi?" Shirou was aware he sounded stupid, repeating Rin's words like a parrot, but he couldn't help it.

"Homunculi are fake humans, constructs made to look and act human, though they aren't." Rin explained, still not noticing anything amiss. "They are tools meant to serve as bodyguards or servants."

"That does not sound good." Shirou muttered, wondering how much Rin knew about the subject and trying to tempt her into speaking more.

"It isn't. It is quite commonly known that Homunculi have emotions and feelings like humans do, at least to some extent, yet they are treated like objects anyway." Rin's face twisted in disgust at the notion. "They are worked to the bone, sacrificed on a whim, and worst of all, only live for a very limited number of years even when treated with nothing but compassion and gentleness."

Shirou gritted his teeth. He knew about the limited lifespan of Homunculi of course, his research had long since pointed that out, but to hear it so bluntly spoken aloud was not pleasant.

"Is there any way to lengthen their lifespan?" Shirou asked, hoping Rin might have an answer, or at least a clue that could lead to one. Even the merest rumour would do.

"No." Rin's answer was definite and resolute. "To do so would require changing the very composition and nature of a Homunculus, right down to their very soul. That is something that can only be done with the Third True Magic, and that has been lost for many years."

Shirou had expected an answer like that, but it still made him feel hollow on the inside.

So besides rescuing her and keeping her out of the hands of the Einzbern, he would also have to find a way to make sure Illya would live past her twenties? A way to mimic an effect that was only reachable by the Third True Magic itself?

Under normal circumstances, that would have been entirely impossible. With Mjolnir and his new powers, it might not be, but even then, it would probably be the work of a lifetime, and Illya didn't have that much time.

That meant it would all be for nothing…

"Emiya-kun?"

Shirou focussed on Rin again, who looked at him in concern, having stepped closer to him to look him over.

"I know it sounds terrible, and the injustice of it is grating." She began, misunderstanding why he was upset. "But you mustn't let it get you down. I'm sure if you work hard enough, you can do something for the Homunculi."

It was an honest effort to make him feel better, and Shirou was about to thank her for it when she suddenly pushed him away from her.

"S-So don't start wallowing in despair now, idiot!" She scolded him, holding up a finger as if she were a teacher reprimanding a difficult student. "It is entirely unbecoming of you. I thought you were a determined person."

"Right, right, I'm sorry." Shirou laughed, feeling his spirit soar under Rin's admonishment. She was completely correct. If he had time to mope, he had time to find a solution. "Thank you, Tohsaka-san. I needed that."

"I-Idiot." She huffed again, pointedly looking away from him. "I-Isn't it time for you to go home? I'm tired of this conversation and I want to do some work before going to sleep. Sakura's probably worried about you."

"Of course, I will go now." Ayako and Sakura both weren't home, Ayako because her parents wanted her home for the night and Sakura because she was working, but if Rin wanted him to leave, he would. "Good night, Rin."

"Hmpf." She kept looking away from him, and Shirou left the room to head downstairs to the front door.

The presentation she'd given him had been confusing and too difficult for him to understand, but the conversation that had followed it had more than made up for it.

Perhaps he should visit her more often, and take Sakura and Ayako along.

Rin would probably like that too.


It was when he came within a street's distance from his house that Shirou noticed it.

He'd just come back from visiting Rin, only several minutes ago, and had been pondering the matter of Homunculi the entire way home, trying to think of something that might allow him to lengthen their lives, when he suddenly noticed the lights in his dining room were burning.

That was very strange, as he was absolutely sure he had turned them off before leaving, and his Bounded Fields told him no one had entered his house while he'd been away.

His Bounded Fields had never failed him before, being capable of telling him when beings entered or left his house, who was present within, whether Magecraft was used within the boundaries, and even whether the house or people in it were being watched from the outside.

This time however, it appeared they were not giving him correct information. Someone had turned on the lights, but the Bounded Fields had no idea who or how.

Shirou immediately did an active scan of his house as he walked towards it, keeping the Wards responsible for defence and attack on stand-by, ready to strike when needed. He also kept Mjolnir at the edge of being summoned and fired up both his Circuits and the Mysterious Power.

The scan came back negative, which was really weird, since Shirou was now close enough to see a figure sitting at the dining table through the window.

Whatever this being was, it was capable of completely fooling his Bounded Fields, not even needing to break them to do so.

At this point, most Magi would have refused to enter the house. They would have fled immediately, unwilling to face something that had shown itself to be so much more powerful than them.

Shirou on the other hand went inside without hesitation. This thing was clearly after him, meaning that fleeing would have no use, and furthermore, Sakura and Ayako were bound to return home soon, and he was loath to have them face the creature in his place.

There was no way he was going to be such a coward.

So he stepped inside, taking off his coat and shoes, before heading to the dining room.

There, he found something that defied his every expectation.

The person inside wasn't a ridiculously skilled Magus-noble with a grudge against his father. It wasn't a team of Enforcers sent to kill him. It wasn't a Sorcerer or a Servant.

In fact, it wasn't even a person to begin with. It was…

It was…

Well actually, Shirou did not have a single clue what he was looking at.

It did have a human shape. Two legs and two feet, two arms and two hands, a single torso and a single head on top of it. There were even five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.

The outfit the being wore was nothing too strange either. It was a simple, blue toga, with a belt and a brooch to hold it closed. The being also wore a white cape with a high collar, white gloves on its hands, and sandals on its feet.

It could almost have passed for a human, if it hadn't been for two major factors: The being's immense size, making it tower above Shirou even when sitting down, and the size of its head, which was disproportionately huge even when compared with the rest of its body, as if it had been ballooned up at some point in its life.

The completely blank eyes –without pupil or iris– that seemed to look at nothing and everything at once and the aura of immense, cosmic power surrounding it finished the picture, leaving Shirou with one conclusion.

This creature might look mostly human, but it was no more human than ORT was.

This was an alien, a life form from beyond the stars, just like Mjolnir, and for some reason, the word 'Watcher' came to mind when looking at it.

Shirou stared at the being for several more seconds, which stared back with a neutral gaze, before it inclined its head slightly.

"Welcome home." It spoke in a warm timbre, as if it were a guest welcoming its host back from the shop. "I mean you no harm, successor of Thor. Forgive me for breaking into your house, but I did not think it wise to remain outside for any period of time. Rest assured though, for I have touched nothing but the table I am leaning on."

"I see." Shirou had to suppress a feeling of immense panic when the being made it clear that it knew about Mjolnir. Left with barely any options, he fell back on the rules of hospitality. "Welcome to my house. I hope you will enjoy your stay. Can I offer you anything?"

"I would greatly appreciate a cup of tea. The flavour of it is of no consequence." The being replied, before it rose. With its size, it should have collided with the ceiling well before it had stood up completely, but somehow, the ceiling warped and twisted to make room for the massive head. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Nasu, a member of an ancient race of aliens known collectively as the Watchers. I have been put in charge of observing this verse, in which I am normally not allowed to interfere, yet when you were chosen as successor of Thor, I felt I had to act."

There was a lot to unpack there, alien races and observing verses chief among them, but Shirou held off on that for the moment, instead walking to the kitchen to prepare two cups of tea.

"Well, my name is Emiya Shirou, though I am sure you already know that." He replied shortly, rummaging through his cupboard to find the largest cup he had, before giving up and Projecting one that seemed big enough to comfortably fit in the being's- in Nasu's hand. "May I ask what you are doing here?"

"Perhaps some background information is required first before we can have a proper conversation. I can see you are still very confused." Nasu smiled, before holding up a hand and making shimmering images appear next to him, as if he'd suddenly placed a tv-screen there. "It all began, well, at the beginning. Fourteen billion years ago to be precise, when the current Omniverse exploded into existence."

An image of a truly gigantic explosion was visible next to Nasu for a moment, and Shirou realised with an immense start that he was looking at the Big Bang itself.

"During the first years after this event, countless universes and realms started forming. It wasn't long after that that the first life-forms appeared, and that in turn was quickly followed by the evolution of sentient life."

In the shimmering images, planets and star systems could be seen, quickly followed by a short depiction of the emergence of the first organisms that quickly changed into larger beings.

"One of the very first races to develop sentience was us, the Watchers. Ancient and powerful beyond belief, we felt like it was our duty to guide other, less-developed races to reach our level. Why else would we be so powerful?"

The images shifted to show a crowd of beings like Nasu, which then spread across the galaxy to uplift other civilisations, trying to bring wisdom, kindness, and utopia. The next image however showed violence, fire, and war.

"We failed however." Nasu's voice became sad, mourning at the self-proclaimed failure that was depicted in the images. "The other races often destroyed themselves, or became violent and imperialistic, forcing us to stop them. Not a single civilisation ever survived our attention, and eventually, it was decided that we would stop altogether. We would cease interfering and merely observe, limited to acting only when events became of multiversal importance."

Watchers stationed on many different planets and moons became visible, all of them observing entire universes on their own, taking note of what happened, but staying out of other beings' business no matter what.

"I have been charged with observing this universe, which has been named the Nasuverse, after me." Nasu inclined his head slightly again, appearing somewhat bashful when he mentioned that the verse had received his name. "And I have done so for many, many years, without acting even once. You being chosen as successor of Thor however is a multiversal event, leaving me somewhat free to come and visit you."

The images showed Nasu standing on the moon, observing uncountable dimensions all at once, before his eyes focused on Shirou, and the image shifted to the Watcher standing in Shirou's living room, being handed a cup of tea, precisely depicting what was happening in real time.

Shirou blinked at the image, which then disappeared.

"An incredibly short summary that explains what I am and why I am here." Nasu smiled gently, slowly taking a sip of his tea. "To say it most bluntly, I am here to say hello to my new neighbour."

"Ah." Shirou was extremely grateful he could sit down at the table, because his legs had gone wobbly during the explanation, and they completely gave out at Nasu's last sentence. "Well… hello."

"It is nice to meet you." Nasu didn't seem offput in the slightest by Shirou's lacklustre answer, and happily continued talking. "I am aware it might be a bit of a shock for you to suddenly meet an alien –especially since your people have had such bad experiences with them– and I apologise once more for breaking and entering, but let me assure you again that I mean no harm."

"Right." Shirou didn't quite squeak, but it was close. "Nice to meet you as well then, I suppose."

"Indeed." Nasu, who had taken place at the table as well now, put his empty cup down, before looking concernedly at Shirou's cup, which was still full.

"Can I ask you what you are doing here?" Shirou managed to get out. "You say you came to meet me, but is that everything?"

"For now? Yes." Nasu nodded, taking Shirou aback. "From what I have seen of what is to come, future events will force us to work together on several occasions, and I thought it best to have already met you, so that we may unite swiftly when the situation calls for it."

The mention of future events that would force him to work together with an alien unnerved Shirou more than he'd ever like to admit, but he pushed past that for now. "That is all?"

"Almost all. I am also here to offer you a deal."

That made Shirou's eyes narrow in suspicion. Deals with unknown entities were always a bad idea, and while he couldn't fathom what this creature would want from him, he did know he would have to be extremely cautious about it.

"It is rather simple." Nasu continued, reaching into one of his toga's pockets and pulling out a bundle of papers. "I would have us become allies, or even friends one day. As a sign of friendship, I will give you these papers."

"Friendship?" Shirou frowned. He would never claim to be privy to the inner workings of the mind of an alien, but friendship sounded like an odd price to ask for. "That's what you ask? Friendship in exchange for these papers?"

"No, not quite. Friendships cannot originate from bribery." Nasu shook his massive head slowly. "I wish to build a friendship naturally. This gift comes at a different price."

"What price would that be?"

"That you read this." Nasu presented a book to him, one that had Nasu's own face on the cover, with 'Watchers' written under it in beautiful golden letters. "This is… you might call it a 'codex'. It tells the origin story I just shared with you, but in much more detail. I would ask that you read it cover to cover before you return from London, for I shall visit you again then. By that time, I hope you are sufficiently used to the idea of my existence that we can have a proper talk and start building a friendship. In exchange for that, I will let you have these papers here."

That… didn't seem like a high price to pay, no matter what was in those papers Nasu kept referring to. Reading a book about an alien race, one that apparently actually existed, wasn't much of a chore. It made Shirou wonder what the reward could be.

"I will read the book." He promised the alien, who inclined his head in response. "What are those papers?"

"It has come to my attention that you seek to save your sister, who, tragically, is a Homunculus, making her lifespan rather limited even if you do succeed in saving her."

"Yes, and?" It was a curt and impolite answer, but since Shirou wasn't in the mood to listen to an alien repeating his dilemma again, he made no attempt to rectify this.

"And these papers are to help you with that." Nasu's smile persisted under Shirou's impatience. "They contain a step-by-step manual for altering a Homunculus' very existence to another type of being."

"Wait! They contain the Third True Magic?!" Shirou almost dropped his cup at the news. Was an alien actually handing him a long-lost Magic? Just like that?

"No, nothing so crude." Nasu made a dismissive motion with his hand. "It is a ritual that makes optimal use of your new… nature, to alter Reality itself and change someone into a blood-relative of yours. In other words, she would go from being a Homunculus to the mix of Asgardian and human that you are now."

"She would become like me?" Shirou now really dropped his, thankfully empty, cup, the porcelain shattering upon impact with the table. "That's… how…?"

"She will become like you, but only as you are at the time of the casting." Nasu corrected him sternly. "Based on the timeline I have seen, she'll be a bit Asgardian, but mostly human, and unlike you, she won't change after that."

Shirou let out an explosive breath of relief. There was no way he wanted to change others into gods, least of all his little sister who had already gone through so much. He then looked at the papers, which he now knew to contain invaluable information.

"The ritual is long and tedious, but well within your capabilities." Nasu went on. "When you have your sister here, simply cast it, and she will become a true blood-relative of you, which will also drastically increase her life-span."

"…Thank you." Shirou whispered, his eyes transfixed on the papers.

"You are welcome. Now, I must leave again. Please read the codex before I return so we may have a more productive meeting next time, and also take a closer look at your Vault. Ask Mjolnir if you don't understand what I mean. Goodbye."

"Ah yes, goodb-" Shirou turned back to the being, only to find it had already disappeared. "-ye…"

Suddenly, he was the only one present in the dining room.

After a few seconds of silence, Shirou rose from his place to grab a broom and clean up the shards of the cup he had dropped.

That had been a very strange conversation, and Shirou had trouble accepting it had actually happened, but the bundle of papers and the codex remained, no matter how often he rubbed his eyes, forcing him to accept it had indeed been real.

Apparently, there were beings out there that constantly watched the universe, that had sworn not to interfere but would in his case, and that wanted him to read a book and prepare for their next meeting.

Oh, and that would hand him a ritual capable of saving his little sister's life.

Safe to say, no matter his reservations about Nasu's words and actions, he was going to read and study this ritual until it had been imprinted, no, branded into his mind. He wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

So Shirou pulled the papers closer to him and started reading.

There were more than fifty pages filled with text and illustrations, and he could already see it was going to be a hell of a time to understand and properly implement it all, but that didn't matter one bit. Now that he had a shot at saving Illya, truly saving her, he wasn't going to be stopped by anything, least of all a bit of work.

He was going to implement this ritual without fail.


Naturally, Shirou told Ayako and Sakura of Nasu's visit at the first opportunity.

The girls hadn't reacted nearly as shocked as he'd expected though. Of course, there was surprise that an actual alien from beyond the solar system had strolled into their house and spoken with Shirou, and their jaws dropped when he showed them the ritual that Nasu had given to him, but that was all.

There was no panic, no existential crises, no catatonic behaviour when the rug of reality was pulled out from under them, only a bit of surprise, which was very quickly put aside in favour of the planned shopping trip.

When he asked about it, his girlfriends replied that getting shocked every time something impossible happened to or around him was a total waste of energy and time, and that they would rather do something productive.

And that was how the trio found themselves in one of the best clothing stores in Fuyuki-City the day after Nasu had visited Shirou, without a care in the world.

"So, what do you think, Senpai?"

Sakura asked the question while twirling around in the blue skirt she'd just taken off the clothing rack, the motion making the material flip up to dangerous heights, almost revealing what was underneath.

Almost, but not quite.

Though her thighs were visible for a few seconds, Sakura made sure nothing else could be seen, and if that caused a flash of disappointment to appear in Shirou's eyes, Sakura and Ayako made sure to pretend not to see it.

Though it didn't stop them from feeling very satisfied at his reaction, which was yet another one on top of a great number of similar reactions their little showing-off had drawn from him.

Their excursion to the clothing shop to try out risqué clothes was going excellently, though admittedly, they hadn't tried anything really risqué yet. More like a 'subdued' kind of risqué.

Mainly tops that were a size too small –they had tried two sizes too small as well, but wearing those was just too painful– skirts that were shorter than was strictly decent, stockings that fitted extremely snugly and showed off their legs amazingly, and more.

Perhaps some people wouldn't consider that to be very impressive, having visions of visits to lingerie shops, skirts so short they didn't hide anything, or tops that were completely transparent, but it was more than enough for the girls and for Shirou as well at the moment.

Torn between appreciating what his girls were willing to show him as much as he could on one hand, and making sure not to appreciate it so much that it would trigger certain, inconvenient reactions on the other, Shirou was in quite a bind at the moment.

Which was exactly what Sakura and Ayako had been going for, to try and drive Shirou mad, mad enough that he might be tempted to do certain things to them in retribution when they arrived back home.

Which was why Ayako was currently clad in a tight gym shirt and bloomers that were definitely shorter and tighter than they were supposed to be, and Sakura had just walked out of the changing booth wearing a top that was a size too small and a skirt she definitely shouldn't be making any wild movements in.

"So, Senpai." Sakura repeated after a few seconds, during which Shirou still hadn't answered. "What do you think?"

"Uhk?! A-Ah, I-I think it looks good on you." Shirou snapped back to reality with a start, blurting out his instinctive opinion without thinking. Fortunately, even his instincts had enough sense not to say anything lewd.

"I am glad to hear that." Sakura smiled gently, moving a hand to her forehead as if wiping away sweat, taking the opportunity to sexily cock her hips to the side. "But does it look good enough to buy, Senpai? If we do, you might have to look at us wearing this more often, you know? Are you sure you want that?"

"…Yes." Shirou nodded with a steely expression, not having to think about that. "I definitely want that."

His words prompted a blush from both girls, before they both nodded, making a mental note to place these clothes onto the 'definitely accepted' pile.

"What else should we wear?" Sakura wondered after they'd walked away from Shirou again, placing a finger on her lower lip as she looked around the shop with a critical eye. She wanted to continue the little play she and her girlfriend were putting up for their boyfriend, but she wasn't about to wear the same kind of clothes twice, that would ruin the show.

Additionally, Ayako and she had made the agreement not to go too far. The important bits had to be properly covered at all times. They were a little too young to go further than that, as Ayako's mother had said.

So they had saved the part where they would show off sexy underwear and lingerie to Shirou for later, when they were all a bit older. For now, Shirou would have to be content with a few glimpses of their panties here and there when they were a little too enthusiastic at flipping up their skirts.

With those restrictions in place however, and after close to two hours of going around the shop grabbing every piece of clothing that looked good, there was very little left in the store they could try out.

A pity, but it did mean they could move on to part two of the shopping trip.

The costume store in downtown Fuyuki-City.

After the enormous success of Sakura's maid outfit, which Ayako had 'liberated' from her school's storage facility, the brunette had made some subtle inquiries at her school as to where the costume came from in the first place.

It was the drama teacher who eventually told her that it had been bought from a little costume shop at the edge of Fuyuki's shopping district. It had been meant for the drama club, for a performance of 'A Christmas Carol', but after repeated complaints that such a foreign story shouldn't be shown at proper Japanese schools and that the outfits selected to be worn –not just the maid outfit but many others as well– were too improper, the poor costume had been banished to the storage facility and never seen the light of day again.

At least, until Ayako had given it a purpose once more.

After a bit of searching, the brunette had managed to track the shop down, and after verifying that was indeed just a costume shop –and not a sex shop with a euphemistic name– had cleared it for a visit.

So Ayako and Sakura returned to their changing booths and put on their normal clothes again. After that, they gathered all of the clothes that had elicited a positive reaction from Shirou, which turned out to be nearly all of them, and brought them to the counter of the cashier.

The bill for the clothes turned out to be quite high, but Shirou had promptly paid for it before either one of his girlfriends even had time to reach for their own purses.

What was the use of having superhuman powers if you didn't use them to be faster at paying the bills like a proper gentleman after all?

Though Shirou admitted freely that his motives for buying the clothes weren't entirely pure, and judging by the amused smirk of the woman behind the counter, she was perfectly aware of that as well.

The moment the payment was complete and he had picked up the bags again, he was dragged away by his eager girls, who were wasting no time in making their way over to the costume shop.

"S-Sakura, Ayako, please calm down." Shirou urged as a passer-by only just managed to jump to the side before he would have been crushed underfoot by the duo. "It's only a bit after midday, there's no need to hurry."

"No, probably not." Ayako admitted, though she didn't slow down in the slightest. "But I want to be there as quickly as possible anyway."

"I almost can't bear the anticipation anymore." True to her words, Sakura had an almost feral smile on her face, the eagerness radiating off her.

Shirou contemplated trying again to slow them down, but the thought died before it could fully form, and he too increased his speed.

The girls weren't the only ones looking forward to this after all.

Though perhaps he should try on some costumes as well once they were at the shop, in the spirit of fairness.

It wouldn't be unreasonable to expect the costume shop to have butler-outfits in store, would it?

"There it is!" Ayako grinned widely when they reached the shop, having turned a thirty-minute walk into a ten-minute sprint.

The trio entered the shop, and immediately started looking around.

As far as Shirou could see, they were the only customers present, though there was a young woman behind the counter at the back, who looked up from her magazine upon hearing them enter. She looked a few years older than Shirou, with shiny black hair, adorably large eyes, fair skin, and a mouth that seemed made for lazy smiles.

"Oh, hello. Welcome to our costume shop." She called out, rising from her chair to greet them with a bow. "My name is Watanabe Yuki, pleased to meet you."

"Pleased to meet you." Shirou said at the same time as Sakura and Ayako, all three speaking and bowing in sync.

"Are you looking for anything specific or are you just browsing?" Watanabe asked, before she spread her arms wide like a merchant showing off her wares. "We have quite the assortment, so there's a good chance we have what you are looking for, no matter what it is."

"We aren't looking for anything specific." Ayako shook her head with a smile. "We recently obtained an amazing maid-outfit, you see, which was said to have come from this shop, so we wanted to see what else you have."

"Please look around as much as you like then." Watanabe smiled, bringing her arms back to her sides again. "Feel free to ask for my help at any time."

Sakura and Ayako needed no more encouragement and rushed into the shop, with an eagerness that was not uncommon for the brunette but certainly was unusual for the normally so composed purple-haired girl.

For a moment, Shirou contemplated looking around as well, before deciding that, contrary to what Ayako had just said, he was in fact looking for a particular costume. As such, he approached Watanabe, who was still looking after Sakura and Ayako with a smile.

"Excuse me." He began, attracting her attention. "May I ask where the butler costumes are?"

"Of course." She beamed, before getting out from behind her counter and leading him into the store. "I'm always happy to help out a customer, mister…?"

"Emiya Shirou."

"Emiya-san then."

The store turned out to be a fair bit bigger than Shirou had expected. It was very deep, and even had multiple floors. He wouldn't have guessed that from what he could see from the outside.

"You have quite an impressive shop here." He remarked as Watanabe led him towards a specific section of the store that was labelled 'costumes for men'. "Do you get a lot of customers?"

"We sell more than enough to pay the bills." Watanabe said, glancing at him for a moment. "But most of the orders we get are in bulk. Drama clubs, Halloween parties, school-performances, and so on. Usually, they just call us on the phone with their order and we have it delivered to them. We don't actually get many people here who just want to browse a bit."

"I suppose browsing for costumes is unusual."

"Haha, yeah. It's that I work in a costume shop, or I'd probably never set foot in one either." Watanabe confessed with a guilty smile. "But I suppose that makes me glad I work here. I would have missed all of this otherwise. Ah, look, here we are."

Stopping at a specific rack, which held around two dozen butler costumes of varying sizes, Watanabe studied Shirou for a moment, before taking one off the rack.

"There are changing rooms over there." She nodded towards a curtain a bit further into the store. "Please try this on so we can determine the correct size."

"Thank you." Shirou smiled as he took the costume from her, before walking into the changing room.

"It should not be difficult to put on, but if you have any questions, do not be afraid to ask." Watanabe's voice came from the other side of the curtain.

"Of course."

Placing the costume on the bench, Shirou quickly took off his clothes, before slipping into the new outfit. He then took a moment to meticulously look himself over in the mirror.

The outfit consisted of several parts. To start with, there were slim black pants and an equally black jacket with a deep satiny collar that gave him an air of propriety and poshness. The pure white shirt underneath the jacket was adorned with a bowtie and a matching waistcoat that made the suit look more elegant. The white gloves finished the whole look quite well.

Save for his brown shoes that fell out of tone badly, he looked ready to serve the most expensive of wines at the most extravagant of mansions, if he did say so himself.

When he stepped out of the changing booth, Watanabe's playful wolf-whistle let him know she had a pretty good opinion of it too.

"You look good in that." She nodded with an approving glint in her eyes. "And I'm not just saying that to convince you to buy it, it really looks good on you."

"I thought so too." The redhead smiled, carefully moving his arms and legs to see if any parts of it were too snug or too wide. "It also fits quite well."

"As far as I can see, it fits you perfectly. If you have no complaints about it being too tight, I'd say I got the right size in one try."

"It looks like you did indeed." Shirou was truly impressed by the outfit. Just like the maid costume, it looked professionally made and really consisted of different parts, rather than one piece of cloth that had everything attached to it. "I did not expect this to be so… real."

"We pride ourselves on authenticity." Watanabe puffed out her chest proudly. "In here, we sell none of that one-piece, plastic stuff that falls apart after wearing it three times and makes you sick from all the pollution in it. We only sell quality, even if that means our prices are a lot higher than most of the competition."

"We are glad to hear that, though if Senpai does become sick, we are prepared to take care of him."

Sakura's voice and two sets of footsteps indicated the girls had joined them again. Most likely, they'd found a costume they liked and wanted to show it to him now.

Idly noticing Watanabe raising an eyebrow before smirking in amusement, Shirou turned around to greet the girls.

He never got a syllable out of his mouth.

The sight of Sakura and Ayako wearing well-fitting nurse costumes, while proudly cocking their hips and smirking, was a bit too much for his fragile mind to bear right now.

They weren't naughty nurse costumes, the kind where you could wonder what aspect about it did in any way remind one of a nurse, but proper outfits consisting of white dresses that reached the knee, adorned with red buttons and two red crosses on the sleeves, a nurse headpiece with its own red cross, and short aprons that seemed actually functional. On their feet, they wore comfortable-looking shoes, red in colour with very light heels, that seemed well-fitted for long days of walking around in a hospital.

The properness did nothing to take away from its raw appeal however, and Shirou fell prey to every man's weakness for caring nurses.

The only thing that saved him from being teased was that the girls were similarly dumbstruck by the sight of him in his butler costume, having overlooked him wearing it when they approached.

Sakura squeaked and Ayako almost had a nosebleed at the sight of him, as the butler costume was not only very realistic, but also quite snug at all the right places. Almost too snug in fact.

Ultimately, neither the girls nor Shirou had a chance to tease the other. It was only Watanabe who derived loads of amusement from the scene, taking a moment to admire Shirou's back, or rather, a very specific, rather low part of his back.

Those black pants worked wonders, that was all that she had to say about it.

"Ahem." Shirou regained his composure first, being a little more used to such shocks from the earlier part of the shopping trip. "Y-You look good."

"T-Thanks, you look good too." Ayako squeaked, to which Sakura nodded rapidly. "Definitely something you should buy."

"Definitely." Sakura agreed breathlessly.

"W-Well then, is there anywhere we can leave these costumes while we try other ones as well?" The question was asked to Watanabe, who blinked owlishly for a moment, before she nodded quickly.

"Sure, sure. Just leave them over there on that empty table."

"Thank you, Watanabe-san."

Before they could leave their costumes there however, they would first have to choose new ones. Sakura and Ayako immediately made their way to the 'office-lady' section, clearly having a plan in mind, but Shirou had a little more trouble figuring out what to do.

"That's not unusual." Watanabe stood ready to help him out however. "Most people can only think of a butler costume when they think of roleplaying for men, but have you considered being a strict school teacher, or a huntsman, or, my personal favourite, a tortured artist?"

"A tortured artist?"

"I'm glad you asked." Watanabe beamed happily, before waving him over to another part of the shop. "Everything you need is right over there, and I'll be glad to help you out every step of the way. It's not every day I get such a handsome man to dress up as I please."

"What was that last part?" Shirou asked, as she had mumbled the last sentence too quickly and softly for him to hear.

"Nothing!"

It took a few minutes for her to gather everything they needed, but ultimately, Shirou had donned the misbuttoned shirt, torn pants, thin bandana, bracelets, and mismatched socks just in time for the girls to return in their own outfits, again taking up all his attention.

The tight panty hoses with skirts, high-heeled shoes, matching shirts, and professional looking glasses were a bit too effective a combination for him to shrug off easily.

Though he had to say he wasn't as impressed with the office lady getup as he'd been with the nurse outfits, and he was nowhere near as blown away as with the maid costume.

"I see." Ayako nodded when he made his opinion clear. "Are they still worth buying then, or shall we put them back?"

"You can definitely still buy them, they look amazing. Just not as great as the previous ones."

"So office ladies don't really do it for you? Noted. On to the next one then."

"Ah, before you go, please wait a second." Watanabe's request made the girls pause. "I'm sure you noticed Emiya-san is wearing different clothes now. Perhaps you would like to see the performance that goes with this kind of outfit?"

"A performance?" Sakura asked curiously, before looking at Shirou's clothes curiously "This outfit also has a performance?"

"Yup. You see, 'the tortured artist' is not just an outfit, it's also an act that one has to follow if they truly wish to bring out the potential of the costume." Watanabe explained, before turning to Shirou again. "Emiya-san, if you are interested in the performance, please follow my instructions."

"Very well." He nodded slowly, wondering what she was thinking of.

"Then, please step towards that bench." Watanabe began, pointing towards a bench that was discretely standing in a corner. "Then, please lie down on it, on your side."

Shirou glanced at his girls for a moment, and, upon seeing them nod encouragingly, stepped towards the bench to follow Watanabe's instruction, noticing that the improperly buttoned shirt immediately rode up until his stomach was exposed when he laid down.

"Please put your feet over the edge, and look like you're thinking really deeply."

Shirou followed those instructions as well, feeling a little dumb but going along with it anyway.

"Now, please place your hand on your forehead, no, ehm, just your thumb and index finger on your temples, as if you're nursing a massive headache, yes, like that. A-And close your eyes."

Watanabe was sounding more and more excited as she kept giving instructions, looking a bit red in the face as she beheld a handsome teen act out what she had already admitted to be her favourite fantasy.

Sakura and Ayako on the other hand weren't very impressed with it.

Oh, they appreciated the abs that became visible when the shirt rode up well enough –appreciated it very much in fact– and the lying pose was sexy, but the whole tortured artist-thing didn't exactly add anything to it. They saw plenty of Shirou's muscles at night after all.

But it seemed Watanabe-san was enjoying it, so, after a moment of eye-contact and a subtle nod, they decided to stay quiet and let the young woman have her moment of fun.

Shirou, noticing the act had about as much success with the girls as the office lady outfit had with him, continued the act for a few more seconds, before rising again.

"I don't think this is working, Watanabe-san." He apologised to the black-haired girl, who appeared as if she was snapped from a daydream when he started moving again. "It's more awkward than attractive really."

"…Kh?" The young woman choked on air when she realised she'd been completely lost in the view of Shirou enacting her personal day dream. "Oh heavens, I'm so sorry for that! I don't know what came over me!"

"Not at all." Shirou reassured her gently. "You just tried to help and got a bit… lost."

"It wasn't bad, just not our thing." Ayako agreed with him, fingering her own outfit. "People have different tastes after all."

"Q-Quite so." Watanabe agreed, rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment. "I suppose it only makes sense that you don't like it, miss brown-hair, miss purple-hair. Your boyfriend here definitely looks like a practical man, and if you've fallen for that, the exact opposite kind of man would not appeal to you."

"You are entirely correct." Sakura agreed, a very pleased smile coming to her face when Watanabe referred to Senpai as her and Ayako's boyfriend without any kind of judgement. "We quite like Senpai's masculine, strong qualities."

"I think a tortured artist isn't so bad, I might like it if someone else was playing that role." Ayako speculated idly, scratching her cheek with a finger. "It's just unnatural to see Shirou acting the part."

"Oh yes, definitely. Senpai shouldn't pretend to be the opposite of what he really is, that's just weird to see."

"Alright, alright, I get it, no more tortured artist for me." Shirou's put upon expression elicited giggles from the three girls around him. "I'll look for something else."

"Something that accurately reflects your strong nature then." Watanabe nodded, before she looked at the girls. "What about you girls? I've been focusing on your boyfriend so far, but is there anything you two need?"

"No, not really." Ayako shook her head with a smile. "We've been able to find everything we need perfectly well so far."

"Please do not hesitate to call if you need me."

"Of course."

And so it continued for a while. As the girls went through the shop, selecting outfits they liked, Watanabe helped Shirou to find costumes that fitted more with his personality.

A costume was much like a lie, she explained, albeit one that could be worn, and just like with all lies, it was important to have at least a grain of truth in it. Otherwise, no one would believe it.

Under the young woman's guidance, Shirou tried a fireman's costume, a police costume, an outfit that was made to resemble that of a guy called 'Indiana Jones' –which consisted of short, tight, light-brown pants, an brown open jacket, a sable-fedora, and a whip on his belt– a very official looking suit that made him look like a European noble from the nineteenth century –including a top hat– and a kimono that seemed tailor-made for visiting high end, traditional, Japanese parties.

Of the five, only the fireman got a negative review from Sakura and Ayako. The other four were eagerly accepted.

In turn, his girlfriends dressed up as ninja cat-burglars –essentially skin tight, black, one-piece suits with black capes and several knife-belts– Wonder Woman, Olympic gymnasts, school teachers, noble ladies with long and regal dresses that were the companion pieces of his noble suit, and Japanese noblewomen with kimonos that were supposed to be paired with his own kimono.

They'd managed to find a maid outfit for Ayako as well, exactly the same kind that Sakura had, which looked as great on her as it did on the purple-haired girl.

Just like with Shirou's outfits, most of what the girls wore was ultimately approved, except for the Olympic gymnast outfits.

Shirou just didn't like them, even less than the office lady outfits.

That meant that eventually, they had collected a grand total of sixteen outfits. Five for Shirou, five for Sakura and six for Ayako.

As the costumes were of high quality, that meant the cost was quite steep. Shirou nevertheless paid it without batting an eye. He had more than enough saved up from working at the Copenhagen and from the payment lord El-Melloi had given him for the Sealing Designees. He didn't even need his dad's accounts.

Which was fortunate, because Shirou wasn't sure how the old man would have felt about his blood money, earned over the course of a life filled with bloodshed, being spent on such... frivolous things.

Then again, maybe he would have found it hilarious.

Unknown to him however, Ayako and Sakura also added two aprons to the pile, and not just any kind of aprons, but high-quality, beautifully decorated aprons that were more for being seen than to actually use while cooking.

Being seen when paired with absolutely nothing else.

"Thank you for your purchase. Please come again." Watanabe waved at them with a blinding smile as they left the shop. It wasn't hard to see why she was so happy, with how much she'd earned from their spree that afternoon.

None of the three begrudged her for it though. She'd been a real help and nothing but kind and pleasant the entire time.

"So, Senpai, let's take this home immediately." Sakura professed, bouncing in place like an overeager puppy. "When we get there, Ayako and I will wear the maid costumes, and we'll-"

"Ah, Sakura, actually, I was planning on wearing my butler-outfit tonight." Shirou interrupted her, smiling gently at her. "You have been wearing the maid outfit every evening for some time now, so perhaps it is time I did something in return."

"Moe, I was hoping I'd get to show off too." Ayako pouted, prompting Shirou to pat her head gently, which put her in a noticeably better mood again. "But Shirou in a butler outfit is also fine. More than fine even."

"Very fine." Sakura nodded, a faint blush high on her cheeks.

"I'm glad you think that." Shirou tried not to blush himself, but the heat in his cheeks indicated he was failing. "I'll put it on and get started with dinner right away when we get home."

"Alright, but it's my turn tomorrow." Ayako insisted stubbornly. "I want to try the maid-outfit."

"Of course." Shirou nodded, not about to refuse what was certain to become a marvellous treat for his eyes.

By now, it was clear enough that the maid outfits were definitely Shirou's favourite, and Sakura and Ayako were planning on milking that for all it was worth.

Not to mention the next step they had planned in their seduction-play, though that step would have to wait for at least a year before they could put it into motion.

It was a time-honoured, tried, and true way of seducing men who liked kitchens and cooking, though other types of men often went wild at the sight as well.

It was a step that was guaranteed to be successful with someone like Shirou.

The legendary Naked Apron.


"Is everything to your satisfaction, my ladies?" Shirou asked, putting one arm behind his back and one arm in front of his chest and bowing deeply. "Is the food to your liking? Is the music still adequate? Shall I fetch some more drinks perhaps?"

"Yes, please." Sakura nodded, clad in her new, fancy noblewoman-dress, holding out her glass. "Some of the best we have, Emiya-san."

"For me as well." Ayako held out her glass as well, just as graceful as Sakura in her own noblewoman-dress.

"As you desire, your ladyships." Shirou nodded, taking their glasses from them and bringing them to the kitchen, where he elegantly filled them with a liquid poured from a champagne bottle.

It was just apple juice really, but it did look very fancy when Shirou was pouring it from an expensive-looking bottle while dressed in his butler-outfit, and even more so when it was drunk by two ladies in fancy dresses.

It had been Ayako who'd come up with the idea of wearing their new fancy dresses by the way. It would really complete the picture, the brunette had claimed.

As usual, Sakura's girlfriend had been entirely correct. The dresses really did make tonight's roleplaying a lot better.

Unlike their normal colour scheme however, it was Ayako who wore the purple dress and Sakura who wore the maroon dress this time. The contrast with their normal colours made it seem new and fresh.

They could hardly stick to the same colours forever after all. Sometimes, they had to stir things up a little.

If one added the regal-looking chairs and the high table Shirou had Projected before dinner to the picture, it really was as if one was looking at a historical drama about two English ladies and their beloved butler.

"Are my ladies ready for the main course?" Shirou asked while placing the glasses on the table with a flourish and another bow. "Or would my ladies rather have more time to finish the appetizers?"

Since the butler costume and the dresses worn by the trio were European in style, Shirou had done his best to search for and prepare European dishes as well. So far, he'd served some excellent dishes of salmon cream cheese canapés, a bruschetta, firecracker chicken meatballs, and garlic bread.

They had been received very well by the girls, who had eaten nearly all of it, leaving nothing but crumbs and scraps.

"We are finished, Emiya-san. You may serve the main course now." Ayako said pompously, gracefully leaning back in her chair.

"Very good, my lady."

Shirou promptly removed the plates in fast, efficient movements that the girls almost had trouble tracking with their eyes. Before they knew it, their butler had returned to the kitchen.

"Say, my dear lady Sakura, tonight's service appears to be especially excellent, wouldn't you agree?" Ayako asked, giving a high titter after she spoke.

"I do agree, my lovely lady Ayako." Sakura replied with a bit of snoozy laughter. "Truly, hiring the current staff seems to have been a most advantageous decision of ours."

"Verily, I've never been served so well."

"Quite so. Quite so."

They fell silent then, looking each other in the eyes.

Sakura was the first to twitch, and Ayako wasn't far behind. They managed to keep their faces straight for several more seconds, but then they burst out in hysterical giggles.

"Hihihi, V-Verily?" Sakura spluttered around her laughter. "What does that even mean?"

"I don't know." Ayako admitted frankly, starting a new round of hilarity for the both of them.

They hadn't finished laughing yet when Shirou returned with the main course on a silver food trolley –made of actual silver, though Projected– but as a good butler should, Shirou ignored the strange tendencies of his mistresses and simply did his duty.

"Braised chicken leg with grapes and fennel." He announced the first dish, placing it before Sakura. "As you ordered, my lady."

"Y-Yes, thank you, Senpai." Sakura hiccupped, forcibly suppressing her giggles. "I-I mean, good work, Emiya-san."

Shirou bowed slightly, before turning to Ayako.

"Potato gnocchi with a side of grilled vegetables and a small, medium-done tournedos." The dish in question was placed before the brunette. "As you ordered, my lady."

"It looks splendid." Ayako nodded, having composed herself before Shirou addressed her. "Thank you, Emiya-san. Could you fetch us some napkins though?"

"Of course." Shirou promptly left the dining room for the kitchen again, oblivious to the girls' very appreciative looks at every tight area of his costume.

When he had disappeared from sight, the girls turned towards the food. As always, it was delicious, and for a minute or so, there was no sound except that of happy eating.

"Hey, Ayako." Sakura eventually asked, a sudden frown on her cute face. "Can I ask you something?"

"Of course." Ayako nodded, resisting the urge to remark that she already had.

"Are we becoming perverts?" Sakura wasn't sure how to make the question more gentle or subtle and thus ripped off the band aid in one go, hoping that her girlfriend wouldn't take offense.

"Yup." Ayako's answer was entirely clear and unconcerned however, as she gave Sakura a lop-sided smirk. "Wasn't that clear enough yet? The roleplaying, the half-naked sleeping, the remarks we often make, heavens, our entire three-way relationship is quite out of the ordinary, so I have long since accepted we are perverts."

"And this doesn't concern you at all?"

"No, not really. Does it concern you?"

"Well, no, not necessarily, but…"

"The way I see it, as long as we're having fun and we keep it safe, sane, and consensual, there's no need to be concerned about it anyway." Ayako shrugged, before giving Sakura a look from the corner of her eye. "Or are you saying we should stop roleplaying?"

"No!" Sakura's denial was immediate. "I'd rather be a pervert than stop."

"Splendid!"

With the heavy stuff out of the way, the girls continued talking about lighter subjects, making an attempt every now and then to speak with posh accents and expensive vocabulary again, but it ended in helpless giggles every time.

Shirou had returned with the napkins quickly, and after having confirmed that his ladies had everything they needed, went to stand in the corner, arms behind his back and his head slightly bowed, awaiting further orders.

Aside from refilling their glasses and sometimes commenting on certain matters when his opinion was asked for, he also removed dirty dishes, picked up cutlery when it was dropped on the ground –the fact that it happened suspiciously often and always with clean cutlery was a good indication they did so on purpose– and even once wiped Ayako's cheek with a napkin when she had some sauce splotched there.

The immense blush that last action elicited was a treat for his and Sakura's eyes.

Eventually, he served the dessert as well. Yogurt with strawberry ice, and some tea. It was a strange combination, but his mistresses had asked for it, so he would deliver.

"That was delicious." Sakura smiled happily with a hand pressed against her cheek. "Thank you very much for tonight, Emiya-san."

"It was my pleasure, lady Sakura." Shirou responded, bowing his head again, remaining ever respectful.

It was safe to say that the butler outfit and the accompanying roleplay had been a resounding success.


Shirou raised his hand, concentrated deeply for a moment, and then reached into his Vault and retrieved a mug, with the same ease someone else would have picked it up from a table.

He was currently standing in his shed. It was late in the afternoon, on the day after the debut of the butler costume, and he was pleased to say that it had been a major success. Donning it and acting the part of the high-class butler seemed to come naturally to him, and judging from their elated expressions that persisted throughout the entire meal, Sakura and Ayako liked it very much indeed.

It had almost been enough for them to consider having him wear it again today, but their desire to show off their maid outfits together won out in the end.

Not that Shirou minded. It meant he had something to look forward to.

Now if he could only get his research to cooperate with him as willingly as the girls did, then today would really be perfect.

No such luck though. His personal pocket dimension was being extremely opaque and refused to reveal its secrets to him.

He returned the mug to the Vault, before immediately taking it out again. This was repeated several times in quick succession.

The reason Shirou was doing this was because he was trying to better understand how his Vault worked. By using it multiple times in quick succession while paying close attention to the process, he hoped to perhaps catch a glimpse of its underlying mechanism.

He'd never really wondered about how the Vault worked before, regarding the complexities of its inner workings as above him, but since that alien, the Watcher Nasu, had told him to take a closer look at the Vault, he had decided to do some research into it.

Not that there was much to see. When he used his Vault, stuff just disappeared and appeared whenever he wanted. He held something in his hands one moment, then the next he didn't. One moment, his hands were empty, then he suddenly held something. There was no flash, or glowing disk, or whatever else pocket dimensions were usually signified by, just sudden appearances and disappearances.

So he'd done some thinking, and after several hours of coming up with theories, some more plausible than others, he had decided that the process of putting things into his Vault was likely to be teleportation to another dimension.

In other words, the Second True Magic; the Kaleidoscope.

Or at least, it would have been, had he not already known that the Mysterious Power had nothing to do with Magecraft or True Magic. It was purely its own system and did not operate by the rules of Shirou's world.

Realising that had made Shirou laugh out loud. Other Magi would already be green with envy if they ever heard of what he could do, but now that he had an equivalent of the Kaleidoscope as his metaphorical backpack and a ritual that was an equivalent of the Heaven's Feel, able to change Homunculi into real people, they would likely froth at the mouth in jealousy.

Finding out it was based on dimensional travel had not done much to help him understand the Vault itself though. There just didn't seem to be much to understand in the first place. Stuff entered and left at his will, but that seemed to be the end of it.

Additionally, it was placed in stasis, like the Sealing Designees he had captured and locked up in his Vault, though that turned out not to be as ironclad a rule as Shirou had previously believed it to be.

When he had asked, Mjolnir had stated that things he put into the Vault could be placed in stasis, not that they were by rule.

If that was the case, then that offered certain possibilities. If he placed something like a running camera into the Vault but not in stasis, it might record both the journey there and the Vault itself.

"Is that possible, Mjolnir?" Shirou asked the hammer, immediately receiving confirmation that, yes, it was possible.

"Alright!" Shirou fist pumped in victory and was about to return to the house to grab a camera when Mjolnir suddenly admonished him, telling him that he had an alright idea, but wasn't thinking far enough yet.

That made Shirou pause. Mjolnir only ever interfered like this when the solution was right in front of him, and he was just being dense.

If sending in a camera was possible but not good enough yet, then what was better?

What could give him a better picture of the inside of his Vault than a camera?

…Oh.

Seeing it in person.

"Mjolnir, can I enter the Vault?"

It must have been the right question, for the hammer played a happy tune in response. The next moment, Shirou's surroundings changed, and he suddenly felt as if he was being propelled into the sky at mind-boggling speed.

The drab walls of the shed were replaced with translucent walls made of rainbow light, shining brightly as the colours shifted merrily. Beyond them, Shirou could see space itself rushing past him, the stars and galaxies shooting by as time and space bent themselves over backwards to allow for his passing through this… rainbow bridge.

Before he even had time to feel shocked or afraid, it stopped, and the walls of rainbow light disappeared again.

What reappeared before his eyes weren't the drab walls of his shed however. It wasn't even his garden or his house, or anywhere else in Fuyuki.

Shirou suddenly found himself standing in an utterly massive hall. It was so big he could have fitted his house into it more than a thousand times with room to spare. The walls, that seemed kilometres away, and the pillars, spread out evenly through the hall, were made of a beautiful white stone that seemed to glow faintly in the light, and the ceiling they supported was so high he could barely see it.

Shirou stood in silence for a few moments, recovering from the shock of suddenly being teleported somewhere else, before he noticed that the hall wasn't empty, as he'd sort of assumed, but stuffed to the brim instead.

There were massive piles of gold, silver, and many other metals Shirou did not know the names of in all directions. Cases full of diamonds, rubies, emeralds, and countless other stones were spread around haphazardly. Numerous weapons of all kinds, mundane and magical, were lying around everywhere too, his mind instantly performing Structural Analysis on every weapon he could see.

His mind in a daze, Shirou started walking around. There were innumerable tapestries on the walls and on the floor, furniture of the cheap, expensive, and insanely expensive kinds, mirrors, cups, plates, and so many other objects Shirou could spend an hour naming and describing them all.

"Mjolnir." Shirou breathed out when his brain had jump-started a little again. "What is this?"

The answer was short, succinct, and absolutely insufficient.

His Vault.

"This is…?" The redhead had trouble expressing just what went through his mind at that answer, though it was mostly disbelief. "H-How? I didn't put this in here. How can this be the Vault?"

Mjolnir explained. This was his Vault, and what he saw lying around was nothing else than Thor's possessions. Everything the God of Thunder had obtained during his time as king, the spoils of his many wars, the weapons and other trophies of his uncountable enemies, and the rewards from numerous grateful beings all over the galaxy that had been saved by the Asgardian.

It was an almost infinite collection built up over thousands and thousands of years, containing riches beyond belief, objects that did not and could not exist on Earth, and items that cost more than entire countries.

This was what happened when a god had a hoarding problem.

"Okay." Shirou brought out, aggressively scratching the back of his head to try and calm himself. "Okay, I get it. This is Thor's stuff. Okay, that makes sense. He was a god; it is only natural he had this much stored away."

That was when Mjolnir started laughing and dropped yet another bomb on him.

The hall he was standing in now was not the only place in the Vault.

True, it was the main hall, but the Vault contained many other rooms and galleries that were also filled to the brim with Thor's possessions. The stasis-room was but one example of these other rooms, and so were the food-storages, the hall for modern objects, and Shirou's personal facilities, though the last was a bit empty at the moment, as it had only come into existence when Shirou picked up the hammer.

The hammer also told him that for now, most of the rooms were completely off limits to him and wouldn't open no matter what he did. He would have to grow a bit more in both wisdom and power before gaining access to them, for the safety of himself and others.

Shirou, already overwhelmed with what he saw in the main hall, had no problem with being barred access to most other rooms. He would probably have to spend a good long while cataloguing everything he saw in the main hall first before moving on to the scary stuff.

That feeling was only strengthened when Mjolnir showed him a list of objects that were stored in the most secure Vault. No way he wanted to deal with things like 'the Red Shoes', 'the Hand of Visca', 'the Eye of Kruisthet', more than a thousand cursed paintings and a hundred creepy dolls, numerous damned souls, and many, many more objects that were better left undisturbed.

No, it was far better to stay in the main hall, where there were no cursed objects of any kind.

That was not to say there wasn't anything dangerous, because the weapons lying around certainly were extremely dangerous, but they weren't actively evil at least.

After a minute of breathing in and out, while Mjolnir metaphorically patted him on his back, Shirou regained some calm.

The hammer then gently prodded him to walk around some more, to see what was stored in this main hall. It would be favourable if he knew his way around Thor's possessions.

Especially since they were now his possessions.

The gold and other precious metals weren't very interesting, so Shirou skipped past them pretty quickly. It was good to have of course, for a rainy day if nothing else, but it was still just regular old gold and silver.

No, the fact that most of it came from other planets didn't count, Mjolnir had already told him such things were irrelevant in Thor's universe, making it also irrelevant in Shirou's now. If he took the stuff from the Vault to his own world, it would be nothing more than regular gold and silver, even if it had technically come from the other side of the milky way.

Everything that he took from the Vault would undergo a certain treatment that would make it 'fit' for Shirou's world without any problems. That was a special property of the Vault, and one that was rather vital at that, since he wouldn't be able to take anything out without critically upsetting Gaia otherwise.

That didn't go for everything in the Vault however. There were some objects that couldn't be normalised under any circumstances, but since most of those objects were stored in the most secure vaults, Shirou was not going to spend time thinking about them now.

Like the gold and silver, the many artworks and tapestries and furniture were very nice to look at and very nice to have –Shirou was definitely going to put some of this stuff in his house– but not very important at the moment.

The weapons that were lying around were far more interesting in comparison.

While many of the weapons were as mundane as they came, there were also plenty of magical ones around. If Shirou had to liken the swords, daggers, spears, shields, bows, maces, hammers, and so on to anything from his world, he'd say that they were like Mystic Codes. Obviously magical, possessing interesting effects, but nothing close to Noble Phantasms or Divine Weapons.

There were weapons of that level present in the Vault, and even weapons that were mightier than that, but those were locked away in weaponries, in rooms that were yet beyond Shirou's level of access. He wasn't ready for them.

Nevertheless, Shirou could add at least a hundred weapons equivalent to Mystic Codes to his armoury, copies of the weapons appearing on the Hill of Swords inside his soul.

From there on, he found beautiful jewellery, from simple rings and brooches to the most ornate of crowns and shimmering stones in necklaces that seemed to be made of pure starlight.

He'd have to see if Ayako and Sakura were interested in them.

What was the most immediately relevant however was Shirou's next discovery, that being several chests filled with gemstones of all kinds, most of which Shirou did not know the names of. He recognised rubies, and emeralds, and he could swear that those blue pebbles were lapis lazuli, but that was as far as his knowledge went.

He would have to ask Rin if he wanted more information, so Shirou Projected a small bag and carefully selected fifteen gems, each of a different colour so as to make the sample pool as varied as possible, before tying the bag shut and hanging it on his belt.

After closing the chest he'd taken the gems from again, Shirou looked around the hall one more time, before deciding that he'd seen enough for the day.

"Take me back to the shed." He ordered, and Mjolnir obeyed.

After another trip through space –if it even was space and not something else entirely– Shirou found himself back in his shed.

With his experiment successfully concluded and his research complete, he headed back to his house.

A glance at the clock revealed he still had just over an hour left before dinner, meaning he could visit Rin and still be back in time for the evening's program if he walked quickly enough.

So with a quick goodbye to the girls, who were in the middle of gathering ingredients for dinner, he walked out of the door.


Rin was just relaxing a bit, doing some light research while nibbling on a cookie, when the bell rang several times.

"Emiya-kun." Rin greeted once she had opened the door, slightly lifting an eyebrow in curiosity. "Good morning, please come in."

"Thank you, Tohsaka-san. Good morning to you as well." The redhead replied, taking off his shoes before following her back to the living room. "I'm sorry for visiting out of the blue like this, but I have a favour to ask of you."

"Oh?" Rin's ears metaphorically perked up, and she started calculating how much time she had available right now. It wasn't every day that he came to her to ask for her help so blatantly, and it would be remiss to refuse a friend a favour after he'd helped her so much. "What can I do for you?"

"Gems." Was the incredibly short answer from the golden-eyed boy, who presented a small satchel to her. Upon opening it, he revealed several differently coloured gems inside.

"Oh." Rin smiled at the sight. Not just because of greed –because she wasn't greedy, dammit– but also because these gems were particularly beautiful, even more so than normal gems, their pure, radiant colouring giving them an almost ethereal look. "Those are very nice gems, Emiya-kun. Why are you bringing them to me though?"

"Don't be silly, Tohsaka-san, they are for you of course. You know I can't do anything with them." Emiya immediately held up a hand to stop her however when she wanted to reach inside the bag, the words of gratitude dying on her lips when she saw how unusually serious his expression was. "Before you use them for anything however, I would like you to thoroughly check them."

"Check them?"

"Yes. You see, I'm not entirely sure whether the source of these things can be trusted, so I would like you, as our resident gem-expert, to look at them and tell me whether you think they are usable in any way."

"O-Oh, sure." Rin tried to prevent it, but she couldn't help herself from straightening up ever so slightly in pride when he called her a gem-expert. "I will have it done in no time, Emiya-kun."

"Thank you, Tohsaka-san." Rin gulped and had to look away slightly when he gave her a grateful smile that made her treacherous heart skip a beat.

"Hmpf. It's no trouble at all. Since you're giving them to me and all, the least I could do is check them over for you." She felt the need to explain, before taking the bag from him and looking inside again.

From her first impression, she'd say these were incredibly high-grade gems that each cost more than her yearly income, but perhaps the outward appearance was deceiving.

"I'll get started on it right away. Is there anything else you would like to discuss?"

"Nothing, Tohsaka-san. Thank you again. If they turn out to be dangerous, please let me know immediately so I can dispose of them. I do not want to see you harmed."

"Tschk. Get out already."

With another blinding smile and a sweet goodbye, he left the house, and Rin, after cooling off her cheeks, turned towards the bag of gems she now held.

Taking care not to touch the gems with her bare skin –she wasn't like Emiya-kun, who could just ignore curses like they weren't even there– she took the bag to her Workshop.

Once there, she carefully removed the gems from the bag with tweezers and cloth, placing them in an obsidian bowl, before performing several standard experiments on them. It was nothing much, just checking them for curses, active spells, potential for use in Magecraft, and several other small things. All very easy, she could have done it in her sleep.

As she was working, her mind started to wander a bit.

So far, she'd received over thirty gems from Emiya-kun, if she included the ones she was testing now. That was an awful lot of capital, enough to bankrupt her several times over, but he hadn't even blinked when handing them over.

True, he had already admitted he had stolen most of them from other Magi and that he had no use for them, but it remained a princely gift to say the least.

Rin wished there was something she could do in return, something to repay his generosity, but for now, the only thing that came to mind was perform to the very best of her abilities, get into the Clocktower, and then use whatever means she had to help him with his own matters there.

She was realistic enough to know that there was nothing she could do to help him at this point in time.

She wasn't degrading or mocking herself by acknowledging that. It was a simple truth, and to deny that simple truth was nothing but foolishness.

She would just have to be patient. Her chance to repay Emiya-kun would come sooner or later. She was sure of it.

Idly, she wondered if she perhaps had more gems than the Edelfelt-family now, but that pleasant fantasy didn't last long. That family was too skilled at theft and too infuriatingly lucky in everything they did. Undoubtedly, they had hundreds of gems at their disposal and could easily procure hundreds more whenever they felt like it.

Well, no matter. The Tohsaka had never beaten the Edelfelt when it came to quantity –that family even had an ability to duplicate their entire Crest for heaven's sake– but they had the advantage when it came to quality.

If she had one gem and they had a hundred, she'd just have to use that one to its fullest potential while they wasted everything they had on frivolous nonsense.

That was the standard way of dealing with that family, striking hard and with precision while they fooled around, something Rin might have to put that into practice soon if her apprenticeship went through.

She took a deep breath as that thought occurred to her. She was the last Tohsaka left, which meant the reputation and future prosperity of the entire family fell on her shoulders. She would face her enemies –not just the Edelfelt but also the many others– alone, and she had to win, or there would be no Tohsaka-family left.

Which was bad, because she was the entire family right now, and the family being extinguished would mean people had either killed her or ripped her Crest from her body, or perhaps something even worse.

But Rin would have to think about all that later, because right now, her experiments were finished.

The black-haired girl took a look at the data she had collected, and then she froze.

Then she looked again, before rubbing her eyes and looking again, before rubbing her eyes again and looking yet again.

No matter how often she looked however, the data did not change.

Feeling half-excited and half-dreadful, Rin promptly repeated her experiments, now paying full attention to the entire process to ensure everything went precisely according to procedure.

Again, the data did not change. She'd done it correctly the first time around, and the second set of experiments only confirmed her findings.

First of all, the gems weren't cursed or otherwise harmful towards anyone. Second, they didn't have active spells on them or inside of them. Lastly and most importantly, they had a lot of potential to be used in Magecraft.

A lot of potential.

Rin liked to think she wasn't prone to hyperbole, but she felt it wouldn't be inappropriate to consider them among the best gems available in the world. To call them high-grade would be an incredible understatement that would be the same as calling the sun 'a little hot'.

Her earlier guess of them costing more than her yearly income was wrong. They were worth more than thrice that, each of them by itself. The fifteen she held here in her hands were easily a king's ransom, enough to outright buy half of Fuyuki.

Emiya really was an idiot, giving away extremely valuable things like this, but she definitely wasn't going to complain about it.

She was however going to visit him the next day to make sure he understood precisely what he was giving away. Her pride as a Tohsa- as a Magus allowed for nothing else. She would not scam or swindle anyone, least of all a friend.

And if he wanted them back upon hearing their value, she would return them immediately.

To do otherwise would be the height of inelegance, not to mention unforgivably Edelfelt-like.


"Welcome home, master. Would you like dinner, a bath, or perhaps us?"

When Shirou came home from visiting Rin, the first thing he saw when stepping into the dining room was Sakura and Ayako standing side by side, clad in their maid-outfits, smiling naughtily at him as they spoke the classical line that maids everywhere used to drive their masters crazy.

It was very effective.

Shirou coughed into his fist once, more to win himself some time than because his throat was itchy, before replying in a voice that was hoarser than he had wanted.

"Dinner sounds pretty good now. The bath can come afterwards."

"So you want all three?" Ayako gasped, squirming in this place, before hugging Sakura's arm between her breasts. "Master is so greedy."

"Quiet." Sakura promptly bonked Ayako on the head. "What master wants, master gets. Now get to the kitchen."

"Ouch, y-yes, ma'am." The brunette slinked away immediately after being reprimanded, and Sakura stepped forward.

"Excuse her, master, she is new." The purple-haired girl explained, bowing deeply to him, inadvertently giving him an eyeful of her cleavage. "Please, have a seat and rest. I'll bring the menu over at once."

"It's no problem." Shirou waved away Ayako's, probably very purposeful, mishap, before turning towards the table for a moment, where the Projected regal chairs were still standing.

Then he turned back to Sakura.

"I think I'll go and change first." He told her, to which she bowed again.

"I'll have everything prepared for you when you return, master."

"See that you do." Shirou nodded, getting into his role a little more.

In his room, he quickly changed into his nobleman costume, including the cane and the top hat, before returning to the dining room promptly.

If Ayako and Sakura had worn their noblewoman dresses the day before, it was only right that he wore his nobleman suit now.

Once he arrived at the table, it had been properly set, the menu was waiting for him, and Sakura and Ayako were standing on either side of his chair with their heads bowed and their hands crossed in front of them, like proper maids.

In light of brevity, it would be a little superfluous to describe every event of the evening that followed, but to make a long story short, it was amazing.

Ayako had really gotten into her role of inexperienced, somewhat rebellious maid, while Sakura played the stern head maid to perfection.

It was incredibly sexy, made even more so by their tendency to bow and hop and move in such ways that he regularly got an eyeful of either their cleavage or a glimpse under their skirts.

His own butler costume had been tight fitting and snug, and as such, had not allowed for any peeks, but the maid costumes were much looser, and Sakura and Ayako were milking them for all they were worth.

It was definitely on purpose too. The skirts were rather short, but they weren't that short that he should be able to see under them lest they actively tried to make it so.

He certainly wasn't complaining, though he had to take a moment in the bathroom to cool off after Sakura reprimanded Ayako for 'unduly teasing the master' and suggested he spank her to teach her a lesson.

The fact that Ayako hadn't seemed averse to that at all only made it worse.

The food had been delicious, and the mood of the room had been excellent the entire time.

After dinner, Sakura had actually prepared a bath for him, and when he went to bed, the girls stripped their maid costumes off in full view and went to lie beside him in nothing but their underwear.

His strange powers might see him the envy of Magi all around the world, but girlfriends like this would make millions of young men around the world green in jealousy.

It was too bad for those young men though.

These were his girlfriends.

And he wouldn't trade them for the world.


When Rin visited the Emiya-estate the next day and told Emiya of the value of the gems he had given her, his reaction once more was completely unlike what she had expected.

"They are that amazing? That is good to hear." Emiya's eyes twinkled in happiness when she brought him the news. "That means they are useful, right? In that case, I'll see about getting you some more of them."

"Emiya-kun…"

Rin felt like facepalming as Emiya once again did something that made no sense at all from a Magus perspective. The only reason she didn't was because it wouldn't be elegant, though the temptation was great.

She'd come to his house first thing in the morning, carrying the gems he'd given to her, to present him with her report.

After exchanging greetings with her little sister and Ayako, which she had intended to be polite bows but turned into hugs very quickly, she managed to speak with Emiya.

Her experimentations had found that those gems were incredibly high-grade, and thus more expensive than anything else she owned, except maybe her Crest.

Rin had half-expected Emiya to fall flat on his back in response, shocked out of his mind, before immediately asking her to give him the gems back. Even if he couldn't use them, they would still net him enough money to never have to worry about anything ever again if he kept up his simple lifestyle.

Instead, he received the news without even as much as a raised eyebrow, merely appearing a bit curious and happy that his gift was so useful to her.

"Why do you keep doing this?" Rin had to ask, gracefully sitting down on the couch.

"…What do you mean?"

"Why do you keep being so… so flippant about things you should take seriously?" She asked, before turning to Sakura and Ayako, who were curiously following the conversation. "Why do you even allow this? Those gems are worth a ridiculous amount of money. You should be telling him to keep them and sell them at the Clocktower later."

"What Senpai does with his possessions is not really any of my business."

"Yeah, same."

"…"

Rin had no reaction to that.

These three idiots were completely fine with giving away a… a godly treasure like that?

Well, fine then. If they were so absolutely certain, then she wasn't going to continue pushing for them to reconsider.

"You can have those gems, Tohsaka-san." Emiya confirmed once more in a voice that allowed for no argument. "They are now yours. Do with them what you want. Use them, sell them, store them away, it doesn't matter."

Well, if he put it like that…

"Thank you very much then, Emiya-kun." Rin stood up from the couch again, her business with them over. "I will make sure they won't go to waste."

"I'm glad to hear it." Emiya gave one of the closed eye smiles she'd become so fond of, one of the smiles that really accentuated everything Rin liked about his appearance.

Really, he was an idiot.

But at least he was a handsome idiot.

That almost made it okay.


It was perhaps superfluous to say, but all four of them, Shirou, Sakura, Ayako, and Rin, killed their final exams of the year. Shirou and Rin had top-scores, while Ayako and Sakura were not quite at that level, but not far below.

Shirou, Ayako, and Rin were accepted into Homurahara high school, as had been their plan. Sakura received a letter stating that if she kept up her current results, she would be guaranteed a spot at that school as well the next year.

To Shirou's delight, Issei was accepted into Homurahara as well, and he could only smile fondly when the bespectacled boy expressed his intentions to become president of the school council within the first month of the new school year.

The redhead would be behind him every step of the way.

However, the end of the exams also meant the summer vacation had started, and with the summer vacation came Shirou's departure.

A decidedly less welcome event for everyone involved.


The fateful day was finally here, and though she'd known it had been coming for quite a while, Sakura still couldn't hold back a few tears as she saw her Senpai preparing to board the plane that would take him away to London.

She had helped him pack his luggage, had sat next to him in the taxi that took them to the airport –with Ayako on the other side– and had stood beside him while he'd been checking in, but only now, the moment he was about to pass the point where only passengers were allowed through, did it truly hit her.

"I'm going to miss you, Senpai." She sniffed as she embraced him tightly, pressing her face into his chest. "Please call as often as you can."

"Of course." He promised, placing a hand on his heart. "I'll call every day. I promise you'll grow tired with how often I'm going to call."

"No way." Ayako scoffed, hugging him as well. "We would never get tired of you."

"I will though." Rin, who was standing behind Sakura, spoke up, sending Senpai an annoyed glare. "So don't you dare call me too often, Emiya-kun."

'Don't you dare call me too often'. It was an interesting way to tell a boy to call her while he was away, but that was her Nee-san through and through.

"I will call you every other day only." Shirou told Nee-san, who nodded in approval. "What about you, Fuji-nee?"

The English teacher didn't reply, too busy bawling her eyes out while she blew her nose in a handkerchief, only wailing and whining leaving her mouth.

"I'll call you every day as well." Senpai decided after a moment. "Well then, wish me luck."

"Good luck." Sakura said with another sniffle.

"I wish you nothing but the best." Nee-san nodded.

"WAAAAAAAAAH! 'sniff' 'sniff' WAAAAAH!" Was Fujimura-Sensei's contribution.

"Good luck indeed." Ayako said, before throwing an arm around Sakura's shoulders and smirking at Shirou. "We'll be thinking about you every time we sit back and relax, which is going to be almost always of course, while you slave away at this fancy university you just had to attend. Sucker."

"Oh?" Shirou blinked, before narrowing his eyes. "You seem to be taking a lot of enjoyment in the fact I'll be working hard while you are going to laze around."

"I do indeed." Ayako pressed her cheek to Sakura's, before sticking out her tongue and winking at him.

It was not a gesture Sakura recognised, but nevertheless, as she was in a teasing mood, she did the same, also sticking out her tongue at Senpai and closing one eye.

"I find this more annoying than I had anticipated." Shirou's eyes narrowed even further, before he frowned in thought. "I better give you something to do then. Let's see, Fuji-nee probably already knows, while Rin is discreet enough not to tell anyone."

"What do you mea- hmpf?" Ayako began asking, but was cut off when Shirou grabbed her shoulders and pulled her close, kissing her hard on her lips.

Sakura barely had time to realise what he was doing before he let go of the brunette and grabbed her shoulders instead, kissing her deeply as well.

She greatly enjoyed it of course, but there was also a nagging feeling of confusion as to why he was doing this.

Senpai let go of her again, placing her back next to Ayako, who was swooning with a red face, looking exactly like Sakura felt at the moment.

Then he patted their heads with a large grin. "Good luck explaining this."

Then he picked up his luggage, showed his ticket to the amused-looking attendee, and quickly disappeared out of sight.

Sakura looked after him for a few moments, still feeling confused, when…

"What the devil was that!?"

Nee-san's voice made her jump in shock, Ayako doing the same next to her, before they both turned around to face both Nee-san and Fujimura-Sensei, whom they'd almost forgotten were there.

Fujimura-Sensei was shaking her head in consternation while mumbling 'I knew it' over and over again, while Rin had an expression on her face that was a wild mixture of shock, outrage, and slack-jawed surprise.

It was only then that Sakura and Ayako realised, almost simultaneously, that they hadn't told either of them yet that they were both in a relationship with Shirou, and that Senpai had kissed them in full view of both to ensure they would have to explain things to them.

When Taiga began looking at them with a speculative expression and Rin came out of her shock to give them an incredulous glare, Sakura realised three things.

One, Fujimura-Sensei had clearly expected this already and seemed largely okay with it, which was a relief.

Two, while her elder sister seemed appropriately outraged after seeing a boy kiss her little sister right after making out with another girl as well, there was no denying that there was the slightest bit of envy in her eyes as well.

Three, Senpai was undoubtedly laughing at the two of them as he was boarding his plane.

"Dammit, Shirou!" Ayako hissed, and for once, Sakura didn't feel the need to correct the foul language.

The brunette was right.

Dammit, Senpai.


After a long, uneventful flight, the pilot turned on the comm to let the passengers know they were close to arriving at Heathrow, London. It was currently twenty degrees Celsius, with a cloudless sky and not much wind.

Most of the passengers were shocked awake by the pilot's call, having been asleep, but Shirou wasn't. He was already awake. In fact, he hadn't slept a wink the entire flight.

Partially because he didn't need to, and partially because it turned out that he not only absolutely hated plane chairs, but also that his entire being seemed to rebel against the very notion of being stuck in a metal box when he could also be flying freely through the sky.

His skin was itchy, his instincts were screaming at him, and he generally just felt terrible.

As such, the presence of perhaps the most talkative man he had ever met in the chair next to him turned out to be quite the blessing.

The man, an elderly, smaller fellow with glasses and a sympathetic face, kept talking throughout the entire flight, showing off an amount of knowledge that frankly astounded Shirou.

In the eighteen hours of flying, the man managed to cover ancient Aboriginal rituals, regular themes in ancient Greek plays, the inner workings of old cars, the precise stages of decomposition human bodies went through from the moment of death to their complete disappearance, every single flaw and mistake that the current president of Argentina had made since his inauguration, the precise origins of the lemon, the advantages of genetically modified organisms, and a plethora of other subjects.

Among those other subjects was also the man himself. He was apparently returning home to New York from a short stay in Japan. When asked the question why he was going to London when he could have gone the other way, he replied that he needed to pick up a colleague there.

The man had introduced himself as doctor Donald Mallard, a forensics expert and coroner, though if he'd claimed to be the head-professor in every subject at Harvard academy, Shirou would have believed him without question.

By some miracle, the man actually managed to make every subject sound intriguing and exciting, holding Shirou's attention seemingly without even trying. The eighteen hours had flown past, and Shirou could only hope he'd have someone like that next to him on the way back too.

"Haha! Well, it seems we finally arrived." The doctor said, looking much too spry for someone who'd stayed awake for at least eighteen hours. "My boy, you have been a wonderful conversation partner, but it seems we shall parts ways soon."

"The pleasure was all mine." Shirou smiled, truly meaning it. "You have a lot of knowledge about a lot of things. It was very interesting."

"Thank you for the wonderful compliment." The man laughed, tightening his seatbelt when the notice to do so came up. "I have simply read a lot of books and listened to a lot of people. There was once a time I thought I would become an educator, but ultimately, I didn't do it."

"Why not?"

"Oh, nothing bad happened. I just couldn't see myself in front of a class, teaching the next generation. It would have been nothing but odd for me."

"If you say so." Shirou grinned, finding some humour in the old man's words even while the world of educators cried out in grief at having lost such a man.

The landing went smoothly enough, and before long, they were allowed to leave the plane.

When they descended the ramp that led from the plane to the ground, the old man was the first to be called away.

"Ducky!"

The shout came from an older man, not as old as doctor Mallard, but certainly older than lord El-Melloi or Ayako's parents.

With greying hair and an expression that spoke of subdued happiness to see his colleague, or perhaps even his old friend, the man looked peaceful and harmless enough.

His aura however was that of a veteran killer, one who could probably match Bazett in battle if she couldn't use her Magecraft.

Shirou didn't show that realisation on his face –it was none of his business– and instead bid doctor Mallard goodbye for the last time, after which the old man ran off, loudly calling out for 'Jethro'.

It took Shirou a few more minutes after that to find his own quarry.

Standing at the edge of the hall, lord El-Melloi and Bazett were waiting, making themselves as visible as possible.

Bazett spotted him a second after he'd seen her, and she gently elbowed El-Melloi, before pointing in his direction.

"Mister Fujimaru." El-Melloi said in English as they shook hands. "It is good to see you again."

"The pleasure is all mine." Shirou replied in better English than he thought himself to be capable of. "Shall we go?"

"The car is outside." Lord El-Melloi nodded, before turning around and leading the way. "Welcome to London, mister Fujimaru. I hope you'll enjoy your stay and that you'll return home alive."

And with that ominous declaration, he walked into the garage, followed shortly behind by Bazett and Shirou.


Done.

Tried to inject some wholesomeness, unsure whether I managed. Hope you enjoyed it anyway.

The Clocktower arc is now officially begun and Shirou has met up with Bazett and Waver. Hurray.

One of the first things in the chapter is Shirou pondering how his powers have grown. Keep that well in mind in the coming chapters, because Shirou is going to do some awesome things.

It also seems Sakura is starting to see that Rin might be a little too fond of Shirou as well. What will she do with the knowledge? Who can tell? Well, I can, but you'll have to wait.

The costume shop trip just seemed like something those three might enjoy. Of course, it is yet another step on the road to becoming perverts, but who cares about that when there are maid outfits to enjoy.

As for the matter of Nasu, I did make it known he would be visiting in previous chapters. I realise he sort of came out of nowhere, but that would have been the case no matter what. Whether he would visit Shirou at home, interfere in a fight, appear in the sky during the flight to London, it was always going to be an immense shock.

I know I didn't do Shirou's shock justice, but that was very hard to write. How would you react to an alien suddenly standing in your room when you know all known alien life is actively hostile towards humans?

That said, Sakura and Ayako aren't much surprised at all. After learning about Mjolnir, they can handle such surprises perfectly well.

As for the Vault, that one is based on a Thor-comic. What happened is that Thor transported Asgard to Earth and parked it over a field in America (of course it's America). However, that field was property of a farmer, who now had most of his land permanently in the shadows, meaning nothing will grow.

When he went to complain about it (rightfully so), Thor opened his Vault, showing immense amounts of treasures, like I described, and told the farmer he could take what he could carry. That settled the issue.

This is the storage room of an alien that has lived for thousands of years and has accumulated unimaginable treasures. Most of it is still out of Shirou's reach, but even the small part that he can reach is priceless.

Ted out.