RK Big Brother by boxerdogluver
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin and man, if you do.you are sooo cool!! (I don't own Big Brother either, mind you.)
A/N: I don't know if anyone's done this before because I haven't been getting on the computer much lately.but if so I'm not copying you. ^_^
WEEK ONE
One day our favorite samurais (or wannabe samurais) were moved into a one-story house surrounded by a twenty-foot tall electric fence. (No escaping in my story.they can try but they won't succeed!) These people included.Sanosuke, Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, Aoshi, Megumi, and Kurogasa. The guards got in their watchtowers around the house because sometimes electric fences just aren't enough. They armed their trangquilizer guns. So the group ran through the house so they could be used to living there for a month. A/N: Whoever tells me (A) How to spell battousai OR (B) How long the people stay in the house in big brother get a treat!!! ^_^ Yahiko ran into the backyard and saw the chickens in their pen, so he immediately began snickering. "Hey Chicken Head come back here!" the boy shouted. Sano burst out the back door and saw what Yahiko was pointing at. "MY PEOPLE!!!" he cried at the top of his lungs. "Guess that makes you a cannibal," Aoshi said as he joined them. Yahiko shushed him and whispered, "Shhhh. We have to be quiet so we can observe the wild Sano in its peak of stupidity!" Sano grumbled something that will be not typed by me with the rating remaining PG at that last remark. Meanwhile. Megumi and Kaoru were fighting over who got to share room two with Kenshin when Big Samurai said over the speaker, "Here's the way it works. Yahiko and Kurogasa in room one. Kenshin by himself in room two. Sano and Aoshi in room three. Kaoru and Megumi in room four." Many cuss words were heard throughout the house. Kurogasa was definitely the angriest. "You brought me back from the dead for THIS? I have to share a room with some punk kid and be trapped in a house with my mortal enemy for a month with no weapons other than kitchen knives that are in an unbreakable box with a code on it that only Kenshin knows?!" he screeched, "AND I can't do the creepy thing with my eyes any more, or at least there's no point because you are all immune to it by now?!" "Yup," Megumi said, crossing her arms. "And don't even try to kidnap me AGAIN because we're all in one house so you can't go any where," Kaoru stated. Kenshin sighed. "Please don't make me become a manslayer again," Kenshin cooed. Back to Sano, Yahiko, and Aoshi. Aoshi banged his head against the siding of the house. "I have to share a room with that psycho!" He screamed. Yahiko was rolling around on the ground laughing. "What are you laughing at?" Sano asked Yahiko, "Your roommate is an evil friggin' manslayer who is basically the living dead!" Yahiko stopped laughing and looked at Chicken Head with squinted eyes. "What ever happened to you, man? You used to be cool." "I'm still cool!" Aoshi walked up to the electric fence and jumped at it shouting, "PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!" He was shot. But it was just a tranquilizer gun, so his last words before he slipped into unconsciousness were, "Don't wake me up. Ever." As Sano and Yahiko dragged Aoshi into room three they made sure to bump his head many times and to show everyone their opportunity of evilness. When he woke up he found out that he had wet the bed (thanks to Kurogasa and some cold and warm water), chocolate syrup in his hair and on his nose (thanks to Megumi), some very nasty pictures taken with an instant camera scattered around him (thanks to Sano), was wearing a short pink dress with a long black wig super-glued to his head, (thanks to Yahiko), a make over -with lipstick, eye shadow, mascara, and everything (thanks to Kenshin), and waxed legs (thanks to Kaoru). His scream was so loud that someone on Jupiter called the police due to 'too much of that darned noise.' Big Samurai told them all to go in to the living room. Aoshi had no time to fix anything that had been done to him and he walked around like that for quite some time. "Your first task is to all make something pretty for their roommate. Yes, prettier than the woman in the pink dress," big samurai snickered. Aoshi scowled and was about to chew the speakers out of their places in the walls. "Is that it?" Megumi asked but Big Samurai didn't answer. "Guess so," Kaoru said in a very bored manner. So they all got to work. **********************END CHAPTER ONE********************** A/N: So what do ya think everybody? I know it's probably pretty boring but I just had to get a start. Please leave reviews and flame if I deserve it. It will hopefully get more interesting later. And again, if anybody did a story like this before then I'm sorry if it seems that I'm copying you but I'm not. ^_^ So please enjoy it. -BoxerDogLuver
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin and man, if you do.you are sooo cool!! (I don't own Big Brother either, mind you.)
A/N: I don't know if anyone's done this before because I haven't been getting on the computer much lately.but if so I'm not copying you. ^_^
WEEK ONE
One day our favorite samurais (or wannabe samurais) were moved into a one-story house surrounded by a twenty-foot tall electric fence. (No escaping in my story.they can try but they won't succeed!) These people included.Sanosuke, Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, Aoshi, Megumi, and Kurogasa. The guards got in their watchtowers around the house because sometimes electric fences just aren't enough. They armed their trangquilizer guns. So the group ran through the house so they could be used to living there for a month. A/N: Whoever tells me (A) How to spell battousai OR (B) How long the people stay in the house in big brother get a treat!!! ^_^ Yahiko ran into the backyard and saw the chickens in their pen, so he immediately began snickering. "Hey Chicken Head come back here!" the boy shouted. Sano burst out the back door and saw what Yahiko was pointing at. "MY PEOPLE!!!" he cried at the top of his lungs. "Guess that makes you a cannibal," Aoshi said as he joined them. Yahiko shushed him and whispered, "Shhhh. We have to be quiet so we can observe the wild Sano in its peak of stupidity!" Sano grumbled something that will be not typed by me with the rating remaining PG at that last remark. Meanwhile. Megumi and Kaoru were fighting over who got to share room two with Kenshin when Big Samurai said over the speaker, "Here's the way it works. Yahiko and Kurogasa in room one. Kenshin by himself in room two. Sano and Aoshi in room three. Kaoru and Megumi in room four." Many cuss words were heard throughout the house. Kurogasa was definitely the angriest. "You brought me back from the dead for THIS? I have to share a room with some punk kid and be trapped in a house with my mortal enemy for a month with no weapons other than kitchen knives that are in an unbreakable box with a code on it that only Kenshin knows?!" he screeched, "AND I can't do the creepy thing with my eyes any more, or at least there's no point because you are all immune to it by now?!" "Yup," Megumi said, crossing her arms. "And don't even try to kidnap me AGAIN because we're all in one house so you can't go any where," Kaoru stated. Kenshin sighed. "Please don't make me become a manslayer again," Kenshin cooed. Back to Sano, Yahiko, and Aoshi. Aoshi banged his head against the siding of the house. "I have to share a room with that psycho!" He screamed. Yahiko was rolling around on the ground laughing. "What are you laughing at?" Sano asked Yahiko, "Your roommate is an evil friggin' manslayer who is basically the living dead!" Yahiko stopped laughing and looked at Chicken Head with squinted eyes. "What ever happened to you, man? You used to be cool." "I'm still cool!" Aoshi walked up to the electric fence and jumped at it shouting, "PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!" He was shot. But it was just a tranquilizer gun, so his last words before he slipped into unconsciousness were, "Don't wake me up. Ever." As Sano and Yahiko dragged Aoshi into room three they made sure to bump his head many times and to show everyone their opportunity of evilness. When he woke up he found out that he had wet the bed (thanks to Kurogasa and some cold and warm water), chocolate syrup in his hair and on his nose (thanks to Megumi), some very nasty pictures taken with an instant camera scattered around him (thanks to Sano), was wearing a short pink dress with a long black wig super-glued to his head, (thanks to Yahiko), a make over -with lipstick, eye shadow, mascara, and everything (thanks to Kenshin), and waxed legs (thanks to Kaoru). His scream was so loud that someone on Jupiter called the police due to 'too much of that darned noise.' Big Samurai told them all to go in to the living room. Aoshi had no time to fix anything that had been done to him and he walked around like that for quite some time. "Your first task is to all make something pretty for their roommate. Yes, prettier than the woman in the pink dress," big samurai snickered. Aoshi scowled and was about to chew the speakers out of their places in the walls. "Is that it?" Megumi asked but Big Samurai didn't answer. "Guess so," Kaoru said in a very bored manner. So they all got to work. **********************END CHAPTER ONE********************** A/N: So what do ya think everybody? I know it's probably pretty boring but I just had to get a start. Please leave reviews and flame if I deserve it. It will hopefully get more interesting later. And again, if anybody did a story like this before then I'm sorry if it seems that I'm copying you but I'm not. ^_^ So please enjoy it. -BoxerDogLuver