Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, or Big Brother for that matter. So
get off my back about it.
A/N: Hey guys! Please remember to cast your votes in at the end of the chapter. Who goes? Aoshi? Kaoru? Kenshin? Kurogasa? Megumi? Sanosuke? Guess what.I've never watched a single episode of Big Brother, and only seen the first 8 episodes of Rurouni Kenshin, Wandering Samurai. Not Legends of Kyoto, not Tales of the Meiji. -_- I'm hoping to change that soon though. Remember guys, I can't continue the fic until I get votes.
Announcer: Chapter 3 in Rurouni Kenshin Big Brother- In the last chapter: "Who cares about the votes, the boy goes." Yahiko was eliminated. The votes were later looked at and all but one said, "Kurogasa". The other said "Spiky Haired Crackhead". Now we see what unfolds.
Aoshi: .........
Kenshin: You are right Aoshi, that you are. Where is that voice coming from?
I am your god.
Kaoru: No, you're not. You're just some bored fanfic author who's had too much sugar.
Shut up! You're ruining the effect!
Kaoru spontaneously became a pink flamingo.
Kenshin: ORO? Miss Kaoru?!
Sano: Hey, where'd the chicken come from?
It's a pink flamingo, genius.
Aoshi: Touchy.
You too!
Before their eyes, Aoshi (who was back in his normal clothes with no make up) was transformed in to a coat hanger.
Kenshin: That was uncalled for, miss. *becomes battousai*
Kurogasa: Hey! How come it took me so long to make him do that-
He was turned in to a lump of coal.
Megumi: What's going on out here?
I don't like you.
Megumi: Why?
Sano: Megumi, never question her.
Megumi became a purple spotted fox and Sano just remained human.
Aoshi changed back in to a human and smiled.
Kenshin: Change them back!
He was turned in to a bottle of sake.
Sano: Saaaaaaaaaaakeeee----
Aoshi: !!!!!!!
Big Samurai came on to the speakers and saved the day for every one.
Big Samurai: Now we have a challenge where every one must be tied to someone else for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS MUWAH AH AH!
Purple spotted fox thing: Do those two know each other?
Bye
Every one returned to their normal selves happily when this certain author wandered away on a floating giant banana (possibly processed in Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory ^_~)
Megumi: Can't we just excape this.somehow?
Aoshi: *shakes head, gulps*
Kenshin: I am the star of this show and I demand we dig a hole under the fence.
Sano: Good idea, you dig a hole, we climb through it.
Kurogasa: Oh how I love you, battousai. It would be so much easier if you would just give me the knives.
Big Samurai: Has everyone TOTALLY missed what I've said? You're wandering away from the point of the story!
*chains appear locking people together*
Megumi: Noooooooo, not the Rooster!
Sano: Rooster rules!
Kurogasa: You do know foxes eat roosters, right?
Kaoru: You think you have it off badly, I have to be chained to this psycho.
Kurogasa: *cackles, chews on sleeves of shirt*
Aoshi: .
Kenshin: Hey! I don't over use all my lines, de gozaru.
Aoshi: *gives Kenshin a very 'I prove my point' look*
Big Samurai: Now we make things more interesting. We see how much you know each other. Each of you ask the other a question about yourself. If they get it wrong they remove an article of clothing. Keep asking until I say stop. But switch partners.
Aoshi: So, Kenshin.Do I do yoga?
Kenshin: No.
Aoshi: Wrong!
Kenshin proceeded to take out his hair tie and lay it in front of him.
Sano: Hey, fox, what are my three favorite bands?
Megumi: *pause* Korn.and.and.Eve 6.and Dixie Chicks.
Sano smiled as he shook his head.
Sano: Offspring, Flogging Molly, and Garth Brooks.
So this went on until everyone was hiding behind trees, bushes, or whatever they could find for cover.
Big Samurai: Okay, good enough. You can stop now. By the way, Sano.headband things count as clothing.
Sano: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Big Samurai: Now we vote! Come in to the house. Your clothes are waiting there.
Kaoru: Tee hee, I purposefully gave you hard questions, Kenshin.
Kenshin: ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO?!
Everyone snuck in to the house, two at a time. Unfortunately, Kurogasa was still among them. Kaoru closed her eyes when they made a dash for it.
When they got in, there was some confusion.
They all ended up wearing someone else's clothes, but that was fine. They were clothes.
Kenshin: Who are you, oh mysterious one called Big Samurai?
Megumi peeked behind a curtain (just like in the wizard of Oz) and saw someone speaking in to a microphone.
She grabbed the person by the scruff of the neck and dragged them out of the closet.
Everyone: Ayame?!
Ayame: Suzume told me to! She said Dr. Gensai wanted me to!
The little girl started crying, then her eyes turned red.
"Uncle Kennie," she said, and began gnawing on Sano's head, "A while ago you tried to hurt Uncle Kennie!"
Sano: It's okay, I'm used to it. Yahiko does it all the time. Wait! OW! She's really hurting me! He tried to kill him too, so did he!
He pointed around the room to Aoshi and Kurogasa.
Aoshi ran up and plucked the little girl off his head, then shoved her back in the room behind the curtain.
Sano: Thanks Aoshman!
Aoshi: .
Big Samurai AKA Ayame: VOTE OR I WILL EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
They all sat down and went one by one in to a room inside the house that had a video camera randomly placed in it, along with a couch.
Big Samurai: The one who will be eliminated is-
A/N: Now, that's the end of the chapter because I need your votes everybody. Hope you liked it. ^_~ Lyl 4 reading my story, -Boxerdogluver
A/N: Hey guys! Please remember to cast your votes in at the end of the chapter. Who goes? Aoshi? Kaoru? Kenshin? Kurogasa? Megumi? Sanosuke? Guess what.I've never watched a single episode of Big Brother, and only seen the first 8 episodes of Rurouni Kenshin, Wandering Samurai. Not Legends of Kyoto, not Tales of the Meiji. -_- I'm hoping to change that soon though. Remember guys, I can't continue the fic until I get votes.
Announcer: Chapter 3 in Rurouni Kenshin Big Brother- In the last chapter: "Who cares about the votes, the boy goes." Yahiko was eliminated. The votes were later looked at and all but one said, "Kurogasa". The other said "Spiky Haired Crackhead". Now we see what unfolds.
Aoshi: .........
Kenshin: You are right Aoshi, that you are. Where is that voice coming from?
I am your god.
Kaoru: No, you're not. You're just some bored fanfic author who's had too much sugar.
Shut up! You're ruining the effect!
Kaoru spontaneously became a pink flamingo.
Kenshin: ORO? Miss Kaoru?!
Sano: Hey, where'd the chicken come from?
It's a pink flamingo, genius.
Aoshi: Touchy.
You too!
Before their eyes, Aoshi (who was back in his normal clothes with no make up) was transformed in to a coat hanger.
Kenshin: That was uncalled for, miss. *becomes battousai*
Kurogasa: Hey! How come it took me so long to make him do that-
He was turned in to a lump of coal.
Megumi: What's going on out here?
I don't like you.
Megumi: Why?
Sano: Megumi, never question her.
Megumi became a purple spotted fox and Sano just remained human.
Aoshi changed back in to a human and smiled.
Kenshin: Change them back!
He was turned in to a bottle of sake.
Sano: Saaaaaaaaaaakeeee----
Aoshi: !!!!!!!
Big Samurai came on to the speakers and saved the day for every one.
Big Samurai: Now we have a challenge where every one must be tied to someone else for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS MUWAH AH AH!
Purple spotted fox thing: Do those two know each other?
Bye
Every one returned to their normal selves happily when this certain author wandered away on a floating giant banana (possibly processed in Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory ^_~)
Megumi: Can't we just excape this.somehow?
Aoshi: *shakes head, gulps*
Kenshin: I am the star of this show and I demand we dig a hole under the fence.
Sano: Good idea, you dig a hole, we climb through it.
Kurogasa: Oh how I love you, battousai. It would be so much easier if you would just give me the knives.
Big Samurai: Has everyone TOTALLY missed what I've said? You're wandering away from the point of the story!
*chains appear locking people together*
Megumi: Noooooooo, not the Rooster!
Sano: Rooster rules!
Kurogasa: You do know foxes eat roosters, right?
Kaoru: You think you have it off badly, I have to be chained to this psycho.
Kurogasa: *cackles, chews on sleeves of shirt*
Aoshi: .
Kenshin: Hey! I don't over use all my lines, de gozaru.
Aoshi: *gives Kenshin a very 'I prove my point' look*
Big Samurai: Now we make things more interesting. We see how much you know each other. Each of you ask the other a question about yourself. If they get it wrong they remove an article of clothing. Keep asking until I say stop. But switch partners.
Aoshi: So, Kenshin.Do I do yoga?
Kenshin: No.
Aoshi: Wrong!
Kenshin proceeded to take out his hair tie and lay it in front of him.
Sano: Hey, fox, what are my three favorite bands?
Megumi: *pause* Korn.and.and.Eve 6.and Dixie Chicks.
Sano smiled as he shook his head.
Sano: Offspring, Flogging Molly, and Garth Brooks.
So this went on until everyone was hiding behind trees, bushes, or whatever they could find for cover.
Big Samurai: Okay, good enough. You can stop now. By the way, Sano.headband things count as clothing.
Sano: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Big Samurai: Now we vote! Come in to the house. Your clothes are waiting there.
Kaoru: Tee hee, I purposefully gave you hard questions, Kenshin.
Kenshin: ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO?!
Everyone snuck in to the house, two at a time. Unfortunately, Kurogasa was still among them. Kaoru closed her eyes when they made a dash for it.
When they got in, there was some confusion.
They all ended up wearing someone else's clothes, but that was fine. They were clothes.
Kenshin: Who are you, oh mysterious one called Big Samurai?
Megumi peeked behind a curtain (just like in the wizard of Oz) and saw someone speaking in to a microphone.
She grabbed the person by the scruff of the neck and dragged them out of the closet.
Everyone: Ayame?!
Ayame: Suzume told me to! She said Dr. Gensai wanted me to!
The little girl started crying, then her eyes turned red.
"Uncle Kennie," she said, and began gnawing on Sano's head, "A while ago you tried to hurt Uncle Kennie!"
Sano: It's okay, I'm used to it. Yahiko does it all the time. Wait! OW! She's really hurting me! He tried to kill him too, so did he!
He pointed around the room to Aoshi and Kurogasa.
Aoshi ran up and plucked the little girl off his head, then shoved her back in the room behind the curtain.
Sano: Thanks Aoshman!
Aoshi: .
Big Samurai AKA Ayame: VOTE OR I WILL EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
They all sat down and went one by one in to a room inside the house that had a video camera randomly placed in it, along with a couch.
Big Samurai: The one who will be eliminated is-
A/N: Now, that's the end of the chapter because I need your votes everybody. Hope you liked it. ^_~ Lyl 4 reading my story, -Boxerdogluver