The rules of 'Days of Insanity' are as follows:
1) Looking up into the sky and seeing a mysterious, black object coming towards you spells trouble. But if you are the first to spot it, this means more than trouble; it's instant death for you.
2) Never say that you're invincible because then something will happen to prove that you are NOT invincible.
3) No matter how bad the story can get, it will always get worse. So when you say if can't get any worse, then surprise, surprise!!! It can only get worse!
4) Something will automatically stop you from reaching your goal until the author believes the characters have sufficiently learned their lesson, whatever that might be. So never say 'The end is in sight' because they you'll crash up against a wall.
5) If Zephon believes in himself, then he will fail. But if he doesn't believe in himself, then he will win. Murphey's Law, or mine. Whichever way you see fit!
Q: So what happened to Magnus in this fic?
A: Well, after people began to report sightings of a weird vampire running around and screaming for meat, about 1800 pounds of it, the police finally got off their butts and did something about it. They lured the insane vampire into a cage with bear meat greased over one of their guys (the cop died) and hauled Magnus back to the Eternal Prison where he won't be getting a weekend pass anymore.
Q: Which vampires got first-class seating and which did not?
A: The answer is simple. Because of his good looks, Raziel was obviously placed in first-class, along with Turel because was also good-looking and not to mention refined, and Melchiah because one stewardess thought he was 'adorable' even if that notion of him being cute changed when he tried to skin her. Janos, Zephon and Rahab were stuck in steerage with the circus act because...just because.
Q: How did that trampoline wind up where it was when Rahab tired to use it for Zephon?
A: The Canyons are home to the biggest dumping ground in all of Nosgoth. Last week Faustus had purchased that trampoline to help him with his jumping, even if he did possess the Dark Gift to jump. He didn't trash it; Sebastian did. That vampire was pissed off that Faustus was leaping from place to place and he couldn't so with the help of Marcus the two brought it to that secluded location and left it. Of course Faustus found it later on and brought it back home but that doesn't matter.
Q: How does Sebastian fit all that stuff underneath his cape?
A: Simple. A black hole.
Q: What happened to Mr. Whispers and her children?
A: Well after the wedding they went to the reception, then from there went to go and visit relatives. Unfortunately one of the mouselings was caught in a trap and it was only because of the divine intervention of the ghost of Drappy the Salesman that the baby was saved. They're all doing well now; three have graduated with honours from university.
Q: Where did Vorador and the Cabal relocate while the HQ was being built?
A: They stayed over at the Sarafan Fortress; Vorador was also a fan of the many soap operas and since the Sarafan Lord had someone to finally talk to about the sadness of the whole messed up television series, he invited the vampires to stay. Of course after the HQ was built they all went back to fighting but then that was expected.
Q: Did Raziel ever get another mirror?
A: Yes, he did. He has a closet full of them at home.
Q: Has Moebius and Hash'ak'git gotten out of the hospital yet?
A: Hash did, but Moebius didn't. Sometime during the night, a large and inky black shadow that looked familiar a.k.a Hash, broke the old man's bones again to keep in the hospital for longer. As the Circle Members commented, they didn't mind at all.
Q: What happened to the banjo when Turel threw it over the edge of the canyons?
A: The Seer has it now. She was walking along and minding her own business when suddenly the instrument dropped into her hands. She found out she had a talent for music and created the blues son titled 'I'm Misunderstood.' It reached the number 1 spot on the Nosgoth Music Chart for over 5 weeks.
Q: Was Santa's Village ever rebuilt?
A: What do you think?
Q: Who broke DHA's chair when she sat down on it?
A: It was none other than me, the narrator. Well, I was pissed that she was directing the story from time to time and not me, so I got even. Yeah, payback's a bitch I know, so she better watch out from now on!
DHA: What was that?!!! *pulls out a bazooka and blows up the narrator* And now there is no more competition. I would like to thank everyone for reading and reviewing this fic. I'm glad you could all put up with this pointlessness and now that I have it out of my system, I believe I will go and write something else...maybe just as insane or not as much. I don't know. (Throws roses and beer to the people) But if you're 16 and younger, then the beer changes into soda pop for you people. ^_^
1) Looking up into the sky and seeing a mysterious, black object coming towards you spells trouble. But if you are the first to spot it, this means more than trouble; it's instant death for you.
2) Never say that you're invincible because then something will happen to prove that you are NOT invincible.
3) No matter how bad the story can get, it will always get worse. So when you say if can't get any worse, then surprise, surprise!!! It can only get worse!
4) Something will automatically stop you from reaching your goal until the author believes the characters have sufficiently learned their lesson, whatever that might be. So never say 'The end is in sight' because they you'll crash up against a wall.
5) If Zephon believes in himself, then he will fail. But if he doesn't believe in himself, then he will win. Murphey's Law, or mine. Whichever way you see fit!
Q: So what happened to Magnus in this fic?
A: Well, after people began to report sightings of a weird vampire running around and screaming for meat, about 1800 pounds of it, the police finally got off their butts and did something about it. They lured the insane vampire into a cage with bear meat greased over one of their guys (the cop died) and hauled Magnus back to the Eternal Prison where he won't be getting a weekend pass anymore.
Q: Which vampires got first-class seating and which did not?
A: The answer is simple. Because of his good looks, Raziel was obviously placed in first-class, along with Turel because was also good-looking and not to mention refined, and Melchiah because one stewardess thought he was 'adorable' even if that notion of him being cute changed when he tried to skin her. Janos, Zephon and Rahab were stuck in steerage with the circus act because...just because.
Q: How did that trampoline wind up where it was when Rahab tired to use it for Zephon?
A: The Canyons are home to the biggest dumping ground in all of Nosgoth. Last week Faustus had purchased that trampoline to help him with his jumping, even if he did possess the Dark Gift to jump. He didn't trash it; Sebastian did. That vampire was pissed off that Faustus was leaping from place to place and he couldn't so with the help of Marcus the two brought it to that secluded location and left it. Of course Faustus found it later on and brought it back home but that doesn't matter.
Q: How does Sebastian fit all that stuff underneath his cape?
A: Simple. A black hole.
Q: What happened to Mr. Whispers and her children?
A: Well after the wedding they went to the reception, then from there went to go and visit relatives. Unfortunately one of the mouselings was caught in a trap and it was only because of the divine intervention of the ghost of Drappy the Salesman that the baby was saved. They're all doing well now; three have graduated with honours from university.
Q: Where did Vorador and the Cabal relocate while the HQ was being built?
A: They stayed over at the Sarafan Fortress; Vorador was also a fan of the many soap operas and since the Sarafan Lord had someone to finally talk to about the sadness of the whole messed up television series, he invited the vampires to stay. Of course after the HQ was built they all went back to fighting but then that was expected.
Q: Did Raziel ever get another mirror?
A: Yes, he did. He has a closet full of them at home.
Q: Has Moebius and Hash'ak'git gotten out of the hospital yet?
A: Hash did, but Moebius didn't. Sometime during the night, a large and inky black shadow that looked familiar a.k.a Hash, broke the old man's bones again to keep in the hospital for longer. As the Circle Members commented, they didn't mind at all.
Q: What happened to the banjo when Turel threw it over the edge of the canyons?
A: The Seer has it now. She was walking along and minding her own business when suddenly the instrument dropped into her hands. She found out she had a talent for music and created the blues son titled 'I'm Misunderstood.' It reached the number 1 spot on the Nosgoth Music Chart for over 5 weeks.
Q: Was Santa's Village ever rebuilt?
A: What do you think?
Q: Who broke DHA's chair when she sat down on it?
A: It was none other than me, the narrator. Well, I was pissed that she was directing the story from time to time and not me, so I got even. Yeah, payback's a bitch I know, so she better watch out from now on!
DHA: What was that?!!! *pulls out a bazooka and blows up the narrator* And now there is no more competition. I would like to thank everyone for reading and reviewing this fic. I'm glad you could all put up with this pointlessness and now that I have it out of my system, I believe I will go and write something else...maybe just as insane or not as much. I don't know. (Throws roses and beer to the people) But if you're 16 and younger, then the beer changes into soda pop for you people. ^_^