DISCLAIMER
I do not own most of the
Characters or Properties used in the Story,
I made up 'Ultimea Village' and 'Omega Lab'
and I writen this Fanfic/Story, but I do not
own most of the Properties/Characters
used in the Story, most of them, exept
the ones I made up, are from Final Fantasy X
and Final Fantasy IX AND the other
Final Fantasy videogames which belong to
Squaresoft, and the Characters/Properties
also are from Pikmin, which belongs to
Nintendo, and the Characters/Properties
are also from Pokemon, which also belongs
to Nintendo, and some of the
Characters/Properties are from the
Sonic The Hedgehog games, mostly the
Sonic Adventure 2 : Battle game, and some of the
characters/properties are from Zelda, which belongs to
Nintendo, so mostly, the stuff in this story doesnt
belong to me, but I AM NOT making any
money from writing this and showing it over
Fanfiction.Net, so its legal, and another
thing: this Disclaimer only counts for this
Chapter of the story, not the others,
so its only for this part of the story,
and the other chapters all have their
own Disclaimers, okay? DONE!!!!
NOTE: Not only am I 12, and not only is this my first fanfic, & I
DONT HAVE A FORMATTING PROGRAM, AND IM NOT GOOD AT SPELLING,
BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FLAMES, THEY ARE INEFFECTIVE!
AND I DONT HAVE THE SAME SPELLINGS AS YOU AMERICANS BECAUSE
IM FOREIGN, ALSO, IM DOING THIS BECAUSE IM ENJOYING IT, NOT
TO GET PRAISE OR TO HAVE READERS, OKAY?
Now, I put some REALLY funny (well, if your twisted...) jokes in this chapter...well, READ!
MWAHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Worthless Pokemon Joke:
What do the Pakistan people call Pokemon? Umm, Pakimon! Not good, eh? Well, what do you expect?
Its a WORTHLESS pokemon joke!
(Dont worry, only this part is in script, the rest is normal)
Narrator - Gannondorf: Muwahahahaha!!!!! I just been back from my dentist, I been killing people
down there you know? Hahahahahahah!!!!!!
Idiot Guy: Umm, we do not care...
Narrator - Gannondorf: Muwahahahahah!!!! Shut up!!!!!!
Idiot guy: Umm, give me a break...
Narrator - Gannondorf: Give you a break? Fine then, I'll break your little arm...then I'll break
your little leg...Then I'll give you a warlock punch up the back!!!
Murahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Uuuuuhhhh, today our heros have been walking for hours...
Tails: DAYS!!!!!!
Narrator - Gannondorf: Oh, sorry, I didnt notice you just almost got killed by a Scizor...
Tails: Not...funny...urgh...
*Screen fades out and then fades in cartoon style*
BGM: The Forest Navel from Pikmin
Shadow, Tails and Mewtwo had been walking for hours..."Huuunnngggrrryyyy, Im so hungry I could
eat a Chocobo...URRRGHHH" Tails Stopped in his Cyclone to pant because of the boiling heat.
But even after all that walking and the boiling heat in the desert, Mewtwo and Shadow were
just going as if they were walking in the Village.
"Hmm, looks like Shadows ran ahead, (looks towards Tails) whats wrong?"
"Uh, how can Shadow run in this heat, Isnt he hungry and tired? And you,
how comes your floating as if this is normal, Im walking in the Cyclone and Im
still more tired and hungry than you guys." "Then, uh, (Stops floating and lands) if you
think its hot out here, and your in the Cyclone, then, uh, why dont you turn on the
Air Conditioning?" "^-^; Oh yeah! I forgot!".
They walked on for hours...oh, well, Shadow didnt walk, he, uh, ran, the whole way...
They approached a Mountain Range, in the distance, but, the mountains
looked a bit more like volcanos. Tails screemed "AHHHHHH!! THIS HEAT IS UNBEARABLE...!" Shadow
Then Said "Hmmm? Man, your worthless..." They kept on walking until...
"What is this Inscription?!" Shadow Asked "Dont ask me..." Mewtwo
Replied "Hmmm Dont worry, I wont...hmmm, it seems to say:
Tu hud ku paruht drec buehd, ev oui tu, famm, madc zicd cyo, E fynhat oui vuumc...
What...the?"
BGM: The hymn of the fayth from FFX
(Old man: Tu hud ku paruht drec buehd, ev oui tu, famm, madc zicd cyo, E fynhat oui vuumc...)
BGM: Knuckles Theme from SA2
. "Its nothing..." Tails stated, Mewtwo then replied "It has to be in Al Bhed..."
"Oh yeah, why didnt I figure that one out...?" "I dont know... ^_^;".
And so they kept on walking and walking and walking and walking and WALKING!!!
"Huff puff huff puff" Shadow was actually tired for once... Tails then said "Hey, we finally
reached the volcanos!" "Good for you...now please shut up..." "Hey, I see a village!"
"Hey, does that mean you'll shut up?" "All we need to do now is...-" Two minutes later
"-Mewtwo! Oh---Mewtwo!." "As the Ultimate Lifeform-" "TIRED Ultimate Lifeform" "Okay, TIRED
Ultimate Lifeform-" "Tired HUNGRY Ultimate Lifeform." "Are you trying to piss me off Tails?"
"Yep ^-^" "Bastard..." "Only kidding, now why dont you go find him?" "Sure".
They looked and looked, but couldnt find Mewtwo..."MEWTWO?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
"Its no use..." "We're just looking in the wrong places..." "Mewtwo!!!" Tails was very
tired (well, if YOU had to look for a friend for 5 hours non stop, how would
YOU feel?) "We might as well go to the village..." "Right on..." "Besides, where the hell is he?"
They walked towards the village, and unfortunately....BANG!!!!!!
"RRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!" It was Anima...
BGM: Pokemon Battle Theme from Pokemon G&S, exept spiced up so its in a hardcore rock tune!
"Whats that, is that what got Mewtwo?! Tails get ready!"
"Right!"
BGM: Ultimecia Battle from FF8/VIII
Anima started glowing, and then screemed "RRRRAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH" and roared two times,
then her Summoner said "PAIN THEM!!!" and so she did, Anima unleash two incredible forces
which wiped out Tails and Shadow in two hits!
The Summoner said "My Anima will pound you...you have no chance"
Shadow and Tails lied there, "We're gonna die..." "We cant win...urgh".
Narrator - Gannondorf: No foxs, Ultimate Lifeforms, or Pokemon were hurt in the making of this
chapter, now die!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I do not own most of the
Characters or Properties used in the Story,
I made up 'Ultimea Village' and 'Omega Lab'
and I writen this Fanfic/Story, but I do not
own most of the Properties/Characters
used in the Story, most of them, exept
the ones I made up, are from Final Fantasy X
and Final Fantasy IX AND the other
Final Fantasy videogames which belong to
Squaresoft, and the Characters/Properties
also are from Pikmin, which belongs to
Nintendo, and the Characters/Properties
are also from Pokemon, which also belongs
to Nintendo, and some of the
Characters/Properties are from the
Sonic The Hedgehog games, mostly the
Sonic Adventure 2 : Battle game, and some of the
characters/properties are from Zelda, which belongs to
Nintendo, so mostly, the stuff in this story doesnt
belong to me, but I AM NOT making any
money from writing this and showing it over
Fanfiction.Net, so its legal, and another
thing: this Disclaimer only counts for this
Chapter of the story, not the others,
so its only for this part of the story,
and the other chapters all have their
own Disclaimers, okay? DONE!!!!
NOTE: Not only am I 12, and not only is this my first fanfic, & I
DONT HAVE A FORMATTING PROGRAM, AND IM NOT GOOD AT SPELLING,
BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FLAMES, THEY ARE INEFFECTIVE!
AND I DONT HAVE THE SAME SPELLINGS AS YOU AMERICANS BECAUSE
IM FOREIGN, ALSO, IM DOING THIS BECAUSE IM ENJOYING IT, NOT
TO GET PRAISE OR TO HAVE READERS, OKAY?
Now, I put some REALLY funny (well, if your twisted...) jokes in this chapter...well, READ!
MWAHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Worthless Pokemon Joke:
What do the Pakistan people call Pokemon? Umm, Pakimon! Not good, eh? Well, what do you expect?
Its a WORTHLESS pokemon joke!
(Dont worry, only this part is in script, the rest is normal)
Narrator - Gannondorf: Muwahahahaha!!!!! I just been back from my dentist, I been killing people
down there you know? Hahahahahahah!!!!!!
Idiot Guy: Umm, we do not care...
Narrator - Gannondorf: Muwahahahahah!!!! Shut up!!!!!!
Idiot guy: Umm, give me a break...
Narrator - Gannondorf: Give you a break? Fine then, I'll break your little arm...then I'll break
your little leg...Then I'll give you a warlock punch up the back!!!
Murahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Uuuuuhhhh, today our heros have been walking for hours...
Tails: DAYS!!!!!!
Narrator - Gannondorf: Oh, sorry, I didnt notice you just almost got killed by a Scizor...
Tails: Not...funny...urgh...
*Screen fades out and then fades in cartoon style*
BGM: The Forest Navel from Pikmin
Shadow, Tails and Mewtwo had been walking for hours..."Huuunnngggrrryyyy, Im so hungry I could
eat a Chocobo...URRRGHHH" Tails Stopped in his Cyclone to pant because of the boiling heat.
But even after all that walking and the boiling heat in the desert, Mewtwo and Shadow were
just going as if they were walking in the Village.
"Hmm, looks like Shadows ran ahead, (looks towards Tails) whats wrong?"
"Uh, how can Shadow run in this heat, Isnt he hungry and tired? And you,
how comes your floating as if this is normal, Im walking in the Cyclone and Im
still more tired and hungry than you guys." "Then, uh, (Stops floating and lands) if you
think its hot out here, and your in the Cyclone, then, uh, why dont you turn on the
Air Conditioning?" "^-^; Oh yeah! I forgot!".
They walked on for hours...oh, well, Shadow didnt walk, he, uh, ran, the whole way...
They approached a Mountain Range, in the distance, but, the mountains
looked a bit more like volcanos. Tails screemed "AHHHHHH!! THIS HEAT IS UNBEARABLE...!" Shadow
Then Said "Hmmm? Man, your worthless..." They kept on walking until...
"What is this Inscription?!" Shadow Asked "Dont ask me..." Mewtwo
Replied "Hmmm Dont worry, I wont...hmmm, it seems to say:
Tu hud ku paruht drec buehd, ev oui tu, famm, madc zicd cyo, E fynhat oui vuumc...
What...the?"
BGM: The hymn of the fayth from FFX
(Old man: Tu hud ku paruht drec buehd, ev oui tu, famm, madc zicd cyo, E fynhat oui vuumc...)
BGM: Knuckles Theme from SA2
. "Its nothing..." Tails stated, Mewtwo then replied "It has to be in Al Bhed..."
"Oh yeah, why didnt I figure that one out...?" "I dont know... ^_^;".
And so they kept on walking and walking and walking and walking and WALKING!!!
"Huff puff huff puff" Shadow was actually tired for once... Tails then said "Hey, we finally
reached the volcanos!" "Good for you...now please shut up..." "Hey, I see a village!"
"Hey, does that mean you'll shut up?" "All we need to do now is...-" Two minutes later
"-Mewtwo! Oh---Mewtwo!." "As the Ultimate Lifeform-" "TIRED Ultimate Lifeform" "Okay, TIRED
Ultimate Lifeform-" "Tired HUNGRY Ultimate Lifeform." "Are you trying to piss me off Tails?"
"Yep ^-^" "Bastard..." "Only kidding, now why dont you go find him?" "Sure".
They looked and looked, but couldnt find Mewtwo..."MEWTWO?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
"Its no use..." "We're just looking in the wrong places..." "Mewtwo!!!" Tails was very
tired (well, if YOU had to look for a friend for 5 hours non stop, how would
YOU feel?) "We might as well go to the village..." "Right on..." "Besides, where the hell is he?"
They walked towards the village, and unfortunately....BANG!!!!!!
"RRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!" It was Anima...
BGM: Pokemon Battle Theme from Pokemon G&S, exept spiced up so its in a hardcore rock tune!
"Whats that, is that what got Mewtwo?! Tails get ready!"
"Right!"
BGM: Ultimecia Battle from FF8/VIII
Anima started glowing, and then screemed "RRRRAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH" and roared two times,
then her Summoner said "PAIN THEM!!!" and so she did, Anima unleash two incredible forces
which wiped out Tails and Shadow in two hits!
The Summoner said "My Anima will pound you...you have no chance"
Shadow and Tails lied there, "We're gonna die..." "We cant win...urgh".
Narrator - Gannondorf: No foxs, Ultimate Lifeforms, or Pokemon were hurt in the making of this
chapter, now die!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!