Summer holidays had come for Hogwarts students. Actually, they were halfway
over. But for our well-known hero, Harry Potter, they were just beginning.
Harry, being the moody, argumentative 17-year-old male he was, had had a
huge fight with his rather unpleasant legal guardians, the Dursleys. After
this previously mentioned fight, Harry had packed his things and run away,
straight to Hogsmeade. He had been living there quite happily for a few
weeks now, and he was rather... bored.
As Harry sat at his rickety table in the tiny, cheap flat kitchen, he
decided to call up his good friend, Ron. He made his way to the fireplace
and threw some fine powder into the flames. "Ron Weasley," he clearly
stated. A few seconds later, Ron's head appeared , seemingly floating in
the now green flames.
"Harry! What a suprise! How's life on your own treating you?"
Harry shook his head. "Not as well as I had hoped. I'm bored out of my
mind!"
Ron frowned, thinking. It looked very painful. "I wish I could do
something..."
Harry's face brightened dramatically.. "I know! Why don't you and your
brothers floo over here and we can get some drinks from the Three
Broomsticks?"
"All of them?"
"If you want. Whoever's around and wants to come."
Ron smiled. "All right, I'll be there in ten minutes."
Nine minutes and fifty-five seconds later, Ron stepped through the
fireplace and into Harry's flat.
"You're early," pointed out Harry.
"Ha. Everyone's a comedian these days," Replied Ron, smiling all the same.
Harry turned back to the fireplace as two more figure came through. It was
Fred and...
"Percy?! I didn't expect you to be the drinking sort..."
Percy shifted his weight back and forth in discomfort. "Mum told me to come
and watch over you three. Keep you out of trouble."
Harry thought about this. It was just like Mrs. Weasley to worry about them
like this. "All right then, are you ready to go down there? The Three
Broomsticks is a block away."
There was a hearty round of "Sure, why not"s from all and they made their
way down the street. Ron walked on Harry's left, Fred to his right, and
Percy trailed behind, sulking. Harry was talking to Fred.
"So, where's your ever-present twin on this fine day? It's not like him to
pass up on this..."
Fred grinned a little. "Oh, he's still getting hell about his OWLs. He did
horribly. Ha! That's what he gets for snogging when he should have been
studying."
The four entered the Three Broomsticks, which was unusually packed. Hanging
on the back wall was a sign that read "FREE RED CHEESE WITH EVERY PINA
COLADA!"
Ron read it in awe. "Oh! I'm *sooo* there!"
They sat at a table and Madame Rosemerta came over. "hey, what can I get
you today?"
Harry ordered first. "A pina colada, without the red cheese."
Ron was outraged. "Harry! Why'd you go and do that?!? I'd take your cheese!
Never *ever* do that again!"
Fred did the same, just to piss off Ron.
Next it was Percy's turn. "I'll just have a water, please."
Fred slapped him on the back. "Come on Percy! Live a little!"
Percy sighed, giving up. "Fine, I'll have a beer then.
Fred smiled, accomplished. "That's more like it. You shouldn't be such a
prick all the time." He nodded.
Finally it was Ron's turn. "I'll take a pina colada, *wiith* the red
cheese, thank-you-very-much."
Madame Rosemerta nodded and went off to get their drinks and cheese.
They chit-chatted for a while before she came back with their pina coladas
and beer. She set them down and then turned to Ron and said, "Sorry, hun,
but we're all out of red cheese."
Ron's face became as red as his hair. "Out of cheese?! Out of cheese?! How
dare you spread lies about your 'Free Cheese'? Lies I tell you! LIES!!!
I'll take this straight to the top of the chain. Harry, what's the top of
the chain?"
"Uh," said Harry, "the Minister?"
"Right! The Minister! If I don't get my red cheese... I'll... I'll...
AHHHHH!!!!!" Ron collapsed, panting.
Madame Rosemerta sighed. "Look, I can get you some regular yellow cheese,
but that's the best I can do."
"OK," Said Ron, rather pleased with himself.
During Ron's rant, the whole bar had fallen silent. Slowly, talking started
again and three figures made their way over while Ron happily munched his
cheese.
"Ron Weasley! What was that all about?"
All head turned and Ron jumped up, putting the speaker in a headlock.
"Seamus, you old dog! How are you doing? I just wanted some cheese around
here."
Seamus laughed. "I'm fine. And I understand your problem. Cheese is well
worth fighting for. These are my friends from home," He said, gesturing to
his two partners. "This is Jeff Pearson, my neighbor since I was eight
years old."
Jeff shook hands all around. He seemed pleasant enough.
Seamus continued. "And this is Rich, with a silent 'P'." The three friends
laughed, but stopped, seeing neither Harry nor any of the Weasleys doing
so. "Haven't you ever watched "The Young Ones" on the muggle telly?
The four of them shook their heads.
"Well... your loss then." Seamus began to laugh again, but his attention
was diverted and he suddenly stopped. He poked Jeff in the side and pointed
to a girl that had just entered.
Rick watched her move across the room, and stated what was on all three's
minds... "Hottness... hottness... hottness..."
All of them walked off without a backwards glance and conveniently out of
the story.
Percy looked around the table. "Well, that was interesting... to say the
least."
Harry, Ron, and Fred nodded in silence. Then, breaking from his trance,
Harry proposed a toast. "To friendship!"
Everyone chorused, "To friendship."
Ron added, "And cheese!!"
They all laughed, downing their drinks and ordering more. The group was
having a great time, the best all had had in a while.
After a few beers, Percy began to loosen up, and was very un-prickish. In
fact, he was rather drunk. They all were, not to mention many of the people
around them
Finally, the alcohol got to Percy. In the middle of the slurred
conversation, he randomly jumped up on the table and yelled at the top of
his lungs, "I am Tundar! King of Big-Tall-Pointy Mountain!" The he jumped
down and punched the nearest drunk across the face.
Of course, the man was hardly moved by the weak hit, and responded by
pouring his pina colada over Percy's head.
Percy yelped and ran for the bathroom, but, unfortunately, it was locked.
He beat on the door, yelling, "Lemmee iiiiin, it's dripping down my
leeeeeg!!!"
Everyone was laughing, especially Harry, Ron, and Fred. "Fred got up on the
table, and yelled across the room, much like his brother, "Everybody sing
with me!! If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain..." He
continued singing and started dancing, oblivious to everything else.
what he didn't know was that no one else was singing, just staring in
silence. By the time he did notice, he had made a complete and total git of
himself. He smiled sheepishly and climbed off the table, asking Harry and
Ron if they could go.
On their way out, they gathered up Percy, who was still beating on the
door. "But," He whimpered, "It's cold and it's dripping down my leeeeeg!"
"Well, you can clean it up at Harry's," said Ron.
Harry looked at the three. "Why don't you stay here tonight so your mum
won't kill me?"
Percy laughed. "Silly goose. Why would she do that?"
"Hmm... I don't know... maybe for sending home three of her boys while they
were giggling drunks?! Especially you, because you were supposed to be in
charge." He pointed out.
And that's exactly what they were. They all got back to the flat. Harry
passing out on his bed, Ron on the couch, Fred in the Lay-Z-Boy, and Percy
falling over unconscious in the middle of the floor.
When they woke up at noon the next day, all with major hangovers, Percy
said, "Remind me to *never ever* do that again!!!'
