Chapter 2

Disclaimer-I own nothing except myself! Kiko Match belongs to Neopets, IZ belongs to Jhonen Vasquez (sp?) and of course, all my friends (Ztarlight, Gaz Destiny, Kami, Sugarbaby, Pefgh and Cryingchild are great authors and they belong to themselves.

Same Person-Shut up and get on with the fic!

Zil-ARGH! Who are you anyway?

Person-I is POOP DOG!

Zil-Oh great. Okay, here is the story. (By the way, Poop Dog belongs to JV too.)

Zil stared at her computer screen. She typed a few messages in the guild about her story before going to games. She played a few rounds of Kiko Match to get some money. But, alas, her mind wandered, and she sat at eh computer, aimlessly clicking away at the Kick things.

She went back to the guild. Impatience overtook her and she was going to zap everyone into fanfic world without their consent. Well, Gaz Destiny, Ztarlight, and Kami knew. Zil stuck a piece of paper to her forehead with words written on it. It read-'Fanfic world-transport Invader Zil, Ztarlight, Sugarbaby, Cryingchild, Kami and Irken Insane. (Pefgh.) Another section on the paper read-'transport 2-Zim, Gaz, Gir and Dib. Destination- World of BUMs!!!'

Zil pressed the paper down harder on her head. She whispered some inaudible words and then-poof!- everyone that had their name on the paper appeared in a heap, Zim on the bottom.

"Eh?! What is this?" Zim demanded. "Get off me!"

Everyone rolled out of the pile.

"Where are we?" asked Dib.

"How did we get here?" asked Pefgh.

"AHHHHH!!! My sugar!" cried Sugarbaby.

Zil cleared her throat. "Excuse me," she said. Nobody stopped talking. "Excuse me," she said a little louder. They continued talking. "HEY!" Zil shouted. Everyone froze. Even Gaz looked up from her game. "Dib- we're in the world of the Butt Ugly Martins, as much as I hate to say it." Gir, along with a few other people let out a scream. "We got here by…" Zil paused for effect. "PAPER MAGIC!" she finished with a flourish. People gave each other puzzled looks. Zil sighed. "And we're here to DOOM THE BUMS!"

Everyone cheered.

"AW MAN!" Gaz said. Everyone looked at her. They thought that she didn't want to doom BUMs like the rest of them. But, she surprised everyone. "I hope that we don't have to wait too long!" They watched, amazed, as Gaz put away her Gameslave. Everyone began cheering again.

"How are we going to find them?" asked Gaz Destiny.

"Let's have a search-like thing," suggested Zim.

"Good idea," said Kami.

"Okay…lemme see…" Zil said. "Dib, Sugarbaby and me are in a group, Ztar, Kami, Gaz Destiny and Gaz be another team, and then Zim, Gir, Pefgh and Cryingchild be another."

"What are we supposed to do?" asked Kami.

"Just go around asking where Mike the Weird Hair Boy lives," said Cryingchild.

"If anyone sees Herb, resist the urge to kill him, he's mine!" said Gaz Destiny.

"I claim Angela!" said Pefgh.

After everybody had claimed a person to inflict their own personal type of wrath on, the groups separated and looked for their much-hated enemies.