Chapter Five
The chrome dog barked. Its name-Dog. Gir looked up. "Friend!" he exclaimed. "No Gir," said Zim. "BUM ally." Of course, Gir didn't listen. He went up to Dog with a package of cupcakes he got out of nowhere. Gir shoved the cupcake at the Dog. The cupcake landed in his mouth and flooded his "complex" gears and his "complex" microchip. Then, Dog died. "I guess he didn't like the cupcake," Gir said sadly, before skipping off into the kitchen, nearly crashing into Sugarbaby, who was returning from the kitchen. "Look what I found!" she said triumphantly, holding up two ten-pound bags of sugar. "Wonderful," Zim said sarcastically. "Human food." he said in an undertone. Sugarbaby was just getting started on her second bag when there was a pounding on the door. Zrab strode over and opened the door. "Who's there?" she said to no one. "Down here," said an annoyed voice. Zrab looked down. "Who are you?" she asked. "I am Bog, emperor of the Martian Empire," he said in a superior voice. Zrab rolled her eyes. He was short, even shorter than Zim. But Zim's cute-short. Bog was just stupid. "*You!*" Shouted Zil. "*You're* the reason that those Butt-Idiot Martians are here!?" "I DOOM! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Zil grabbed her knapsack. Bog looked at her. "What? Damage, get over here!" But Damage wasn't fast enough. Zil had already grabbed the.don don doooooooon.THE RADIOACTIVE TOAST! Zil threw the radioactive toast at Bog. Upon contact with the skin, the toasts acidic properties burned through. "AHHHHHH!" screamed Bog, running around in circles. "AHHHHH!" Dr. Damage appeared from around the house. When he saw Bog, he cheered. "Damage you idiot!" were Bog's last words before the radioactive toast burned through his throat. Then, "mighty emperor Bog" fell to the ground. "Yippie!" Damage said. He walked over to the IZ crew. "You're not going to do that to me are you?" he asked nervously. "Um.yeah.." Zim said. Zrab and IZ29 appeared on both sides of him. Each grabbed an arm. They swung him once..twice..thrice..then, they let go. Damage flew through the atmosphere, engulfed in flame along the way. "Yay!" cheered the remaining. Zrab and IZ29 took a bow. "Well, that's all of 'em," said CC contently. "We did it! Yeah!" said Pefgh. "Lez have a party!!!" said Sugarbaby. And they did.
The chrome dog barked. Its name-Dog. Gir looked up. "Friend!" he exclaimed. "No Gir," said Zim. "BUM ally." Of course, Gir didn't listen. He went up to Dog with a package of cupcakes he got out of nowhere. Gir shoved the cupcake at the Dog. The cupcake landed in his mouth and flooded his "complex" gears and his "complex" microchip. Then, Dog died. "I guess he didn't like the cupcake," Gir said sadly, before skipping off into the kitchen, nearly crashing into Sugarbaby, who was returning from the kitchen. "Look what I found!" she said triumphantly, holding up two ten-pound bags of sugar. "Wonderful," Zim said sarcastically. "Human food." he said in an undertone. Sugarbaby was just getting started on her second bag when there was a pounding on the door. Zrab strode over and opened the door. "Who's there?" she said to no one. "Down here," said an annoyed voice. Zrab looked down. "Who are you?" she asked. "I am Bog, emperor of the Martian Empire," he said in a superior voice. Zrab rolled her eyes. He was short, even shorter than Zim. But Zim's cute-short. Bog was just stupid. "*You!*" Shouted Zil. "*You're* the reason that those Butt-Idiot Martians are here!?" "I DOOM! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Zil grabbed her knapsack. Bog looked at her. "What? Damage, get over here!" But Damage wasn't fast enough. Zil had already grabbed the.don don doooooooon.THE RADIOACTIVE TOAST! Zil threw the radioactive toast at Bog. Upon contact with the skin, the toasts acidic properties burned through. "AHHHHHH!" screamed Bog, running around in circles. "AHHHHH!" Dr. Damage appeared from around the house. When he saw Bog, he cheered. "Damage you idiot!" were Bog's last words before the radioactive toast burned through his throat. Then, "mighty emperor Bog" fell to the ground. "Yippie!" Damage said. He walked over to the IZ crew. "You're not going to do that to me are you?" he asked nervously. "Um.yeah.." Zim said. Zrab and IZ29 appeared on both sides of him. Each grabbed an arm. They swung him once..twice..thrice..then, they let go. Damage flew through the atmosphere, engulfed in flame along the way. "Yay!" cheered the remaining. Zrab and IZ29 took a bow. "Well, that's all of 'em," said CC contently. "We did it! Yeah!" said Pefgh. "Lez have a party!!!" said Sugarbaby. And they did.