Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:06 A.M.

Nny's entry: Die-ary,

… Holy SHIT. Okay, today we were at this HUGE mall, right? Man, I hate malls… Anyway, we were there, shopping and whatnot (almost Christmas, y'know), and we walked by this toy store. I glanced over at the window display, and what do I see sitting there amidst all the fake snow? That fucking bear! I stopped dead in my tracks and just stared at it for the longest time. I could swear it was staring at me, mocking me with that sadistic grin… FOOK! And of course, with me staring at it like that, Squee looks over and sees it… Never seen his face light up like that before. He looked up at me with the biggest smile, and I couldn't help but go in and get that evil thing for him, even though my mind screamed in protest. Oh well… I suppose I can give it a second chance… But if ANYTHING happens to little Squeegee, I'm ripping that thing to pieces, lighting the whole lot on fire, and sprinkling the ashes over the crater of a volcano. That should keep it away. Oh yeah, it seems like the food plague kinda.. went away. I guess. The mall had a whole shitload of disgusting, greasy foods. At least they stopped whining.

Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:13 A.M.

Squee's entry: Dear Journal,

You'll never b'lieve this, but we went to the mall today and I found Shmee! He was for sale inside this toy store! Wow, I just can't believe it! Johnny even went in and got him for me! Wasn't that nice of him? I really missed Shmee, and I'm so glad he's back. And he hasn't told me to do anything bad since I got him back either. I'm so happy! And the food's back! So I'm even happier! The new people Gir brought into the RV are kinda weird… When we stopped at the mall, they and Zim wanted to just stay in the RV, but Dib insisted that they come with us. He's kinda weird. But I s'pose I already knew that.

Love,

Todd

Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:15 A.M.

Kris's entry:

Yaaaay, mall! I love the mall! I'm in a reeeally good mood.. I denno why… Probably all those little sugar cubes Gir put in my tea at lunch. Yeah, LUNCH. I think the mall stole all the food.. then… um.. I denno. Nny was all.. freakin' out an' stuff at the mall, then he went into a store and got somethin' for Squee… It looked like Shmee. I was wonderin' where that little bear was… Oh well. Dib went nuts when Zim said he and his "friends" were gonna stay in the RV instead of comin' in with us and ended up half dragging him inside. It was funny. Dib's been really paranoid lately. He's met that Tak chic before, it seems like. Eh. I don't really care. Zim has some weird friends…

Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:17 A.M.

Zim's entry: Computer,

I HATE YOU, DIB! GAAARGH! We had the PERFECT chance to go over the plans in SECRET when we stopped at the mall; the four of us (myself and the rogue Invaders) were going to stay inside the RV and plot. But of course, DIB had to stage a violent protest and practically DRAG me into that filthy place! RRRH! I HATE HIM SO MUCH! I hope to finish the plan soon so I can be rid of him forever. He's really starting to annoy me… more. I guess we'll just have to continue our meetings in the trailer-pod, with Dib probably listening at the connector door…

Invader Zim, signing off.

Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:23 A.M.

Gir's entry: AHAHAA!

I got lotsa new toys today! I GOT A MOOSE! A MOOSE! I LOVE MY MOOOOSE! *Squeek!* And.. umm.. oh… MOOSE! Master got mad at Dib today. Uh-huh. But Dib was bein' so nice! Playin' "Drag Your Friend Over the Asphalt" with Master! Isn't that nice?! I KNOW! I'm gonna go show Jek my MOOSE! BYE!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! SO MUCH!!!

Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:26 A.M.

Blair's entry:

Yay! Mall! And food! So happy! If I had grace I'd dance! …No, not really. I hate dancing. Yep. Nny's kinda freaked out when we walked by this toy store. Squee got all happy, though, so our resident murderer had'ta go in and buy the teddy bear that Squee just looooooved. It's scary. Zim's all pissy right now. So're his friends. I think it's 'cause Dib forced Zim to bring 'em into the mall. Dib's happy, though. That's good. S'long as he isn't trying to do somethin' stupid-like. Hrm… I wonder if there's any Dippin' Dots around here…

Sunday, December 21st, 2001. 11:29 A.M.

Dib's entry: Dear Swollen Eye-Balls

Ahahahaha! At last, I have foiled Zim's plan to rule the mall! By dragging the alien scum and his Irken contacts into the shopping center, I made it totally impossible to complete the plotting of the destroying and conquering of the Mall of America! Wow! And, I can safely say, that Zim is none too happy about this. I guess he's finally realizing who the superior being is! Now that I have saved the day once again, I'm gonna go have toast!

Lookit! I updated! Yaaay! Aren't chu happy?! Nah, din think so. Oh well. Anyway, I started ANOTHER new fic! I really need to stop doing that though… *Looks over at the huge pile of half-finished fics in the corner* Um… yeah. It's called Reversed, and it's over in the Zim section. Go read it if you're bored or somethin'. Buh-bye.