Disclaimer: I just want to point out that I do not own DragonballZ or Gundam Wing. I wish I did though. *sigh*
Part 1: The Crazy Phone Call
*beep beep*
Chelsey: Man, I gotta fix that doorbell. *opens door and no one is there* *slaps her
forehead* Duh! It's the phone.
Vegeta: Woman!! Answer the damn phone before I blast you into the next dimension!
*beep beep*
Vegeta: Woman!! Where the hell did you go?!
Chelsey: *picks up the phone* Moshi, moshi!
Eryn: What does that mean??
Chelsey: Somewhere around 'Hello, hello' in Japanese…..I think.
Eryn: Oookay. Well, hey! Whatz up??
Heero: *in background* Who'd you call??
Trowa: *also in background* If you called Chelsey, I wanna talk to her!!
Eryn: *to Heero* I called Chelsey. *to Trowa* And…'no' you can't talk to her. *to
Chelsey: Sorry. It's crazy over here.
Chelsey: I know how that can be.
Vegeta: * in background* Damnit woman!! Who's on the phone?!
Chelsey: *sigh* *to Vegeta* It's Eryn, vegetable head!! My God! Sheesh!!
Vegeta: Well, hurry it up! I need you to fix the gravity machine!!
Chelsey: Whatever. *to Eryn* Sorry. He can be such a pain in the ass when he has nothing to do.
Eryn: Oh. Soo….how ya been?
Chelsey: Fine.
Duo: *on another phone at Eryn's place* Hey!! Whatcha'll talkin' 'bout??
Eryn: Duo!! Where the hell are you??!! Get off the damn phone now!!
Duo: But I wanna get into the conversation!
Eryn: Hang up!! NOW!! *runs around searching for Duo*
Chelsey: Duo get off before I come over there and bitchslap you!!
Eryn: *finds Duo in the small bathroom downstairs* *SLAP!!!!* Now get off the phone
you bastard!!
Duo: OUCH!!!!! My God woman! That really hurt!! Fine, I'll get off. Just don't hit me again.
*slap*
Duo: OW!! *cowers in a small corner*
Eryn: Alright. Now I feel much better. Chels, you know what? We need to get together
sometime soon.
Chelsey: I know!! You can come over tomorrow night!
Eryn: Who can I bring?
Chelsey: Anyone you want. It's gonna be a madd party!
Vegeta: *in background* NO fucking parties woman!! Especially if Eryn and her gay
Gundam boys are coming!
Chelsey: Hold on a sec. Eryn.
Eryn: Okay. *listens to Chelsey and Vegeta fight*
Chelsey: *to Vegeta* *screaming* I can have a party if I want!! AND!!! Eryn is coming over! *says in a decent threatening tone* I AM having this party or you'll be sleeping on the couch for a whole month mister.
Vegeta: Okay, okay! No need to start with the threats.
Chelsey: *smiles sweetly* Thanks!
Vegeta: Damn little bitch.
Chelsey: *to Eryn* I'm back.
Eryn: Okay. Hey, wait a sec. Since when are you and Vegeta together?
Chelsey: I really don't know. I've been wondering that myself, but hey, I like the
arrangement.
Eryn: I bet you do, you sister corrupter.
*beep*
Chelsey: Hold on a second Eryn. I got another call on the other line.
Eryn: Okay.
*click to other line*
Chelsey: Moshi, moshi!
Goku: *trying to sound scary* Whatz your favorite scary movie??
Chelsey: *sigh* Goku?? Is that you again?
Goku: *still trying to sound scary* Whatz your favorite scary movie??
Chelsey: *sigh* *to Vegeta* Goku's doin' prank calls again.
Vegeta: Give me the phone woman. *to Goku* What is it this time Kakarrot??
Goku: Whatz your favorite scary movie??
Vegeta: Oh God. What have you been smoking this time??
Goku: I see dead people.
Vegeta: No you don't. You will soon though cuz I'm gonna come over there and send you into the next dimension if you don't hang up right now!!
*click* *Goku hung up*
Vegeta: *to Chelsey* Here. He hung up. *hands the phone to Chelsey*
Chelsey: Thanks. *kisses Vegeta*
*click back to other line*
Chelsey: Eryn?
Eryn: Yeah. What took you so long??
Chelsey: Oh, well, Goku was smokin' something and prank called us, but Vegeta make
him hang up.
Eryn: Ah, okay. So I'll see you tomorrow. What time should I come at?
Chelsey: Umm….around noon…I think.
Eryn: Okeday! See ya then.
Chelsey: Bye bye bye!
Eryn: Bye!
*click*
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