Disclaimer: I do not own DragonballZ or Gundam Wing. I wish I did though. *sigh*
Part 2: Eryn's Crazy House
* At Eryn's after she hung up*
Trowa: I wanted to talk to Chelsey! *pouts*
Eryn: Yeah! Well, too bad! Where's Duo?
Wufei: The weakling hid in some small corner. I will NOT go to a damn party full of weaklings!! Injustice!!
Eryn: You ARE going!!!
Wufei: Woman, you can't make me go.
Eryn: Oh, yes I can.
Wufei: Try me.
Eryn: Heero!!
Heero: Wufei!! What did u do?!
Wufei: Nothing! The woman is just trying to make me go to Chelsey's stupid party.
Heero: You're going or I'll ban you from your Gundam for a month.
Wufei: Fine! I'll go! Damn woman.
Heero: I heard that! She's my damn woman!
Eryn: Thanks Heero! *kisses him*
Duo: *watching Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast* Zorak got killed by a wrench!! OMG!! Not Zorak!! Moltar serve the first course!
Eryn: Where the hell did you get that tape?
Duo: From Chelsey.
Eryn: Obviously. She's the corrupter.
Duo: The wrench was last in my hand where I was loosening the gas pipe.
Quatre: A gas pipe is loose??!! Oh no!! Everyone get out before the house blows! *runs around screaming bloody murder*
Trowa: My God!! Someone shut him up!!!!
Duo: We are in silent running here! Do you understand the concept of silent running?!
Wufei: This place is going to hell, I swear it is.
Trowa: What are you talking about? This IS hell.
*Quatre is still running around screaming*
Heero: *takes a machine gun and points it at Quatre* SHUT UP!!
Quatre: *stops running around and screaming* Woah! Okay okay. Just put the gun down Heero. Put it down nice and slow.
Heero: *puts the gun away* Just shut the hell up Quatre.
Duo: Hey. You guys ever hear of the oasis of the mad comber of comb mountain? *a wolf howls* Some say he's still here combing. Asking his victims, 'Part on the right or the left'. Hooks for feet.
Trowa: No.
Duo: Hooks for feet! Eyes made of wood. Combing harder and harder till you were dead!
Trowa: Oh god. Someone pull out that tape.
Wufei: *takes the tape out* I got it!!
Heero: Target practice!!
Wufei: Yeah! It's at least good for something!
Duo: No!!! Don't!!! It's Chelsey's tape! I told her I would take great care of that tape!!!
Heero: *takes out a hand gun* Wufei! Pull!
*Wufei is about to throw the tape and suddenly Quatre takes it out of his hand and runs over to Eryn and gives her the tape*
Eryn: Nobody is having target practice in my house! Especially with my best buddies stuff, no matter how annoying it may be!
Wufei: Injustice!!!!
Heero: Take you and your injustice somewhere else Wufei!
Wufei: What?! Why is everyone against me now?! Inju...
Eryn: You say injustice one more time and I'll have every one of my friends come over and stay for a whole month and they can all stay in your room!!
Wufei: Shutting up! *walks past a happy looking Quatre* What are you smiling at?
Quatre: Isn't it nice how we all get along so well?
Wufei: *gets mad and punches Quatre in the face, knocking him out cold* There. That should shut him up for a while. *walks away to his room*
*Quatre is knocked out cold on the floor, but nobody seems to care and leaves him there*
Eryn: Who wants to go party shopping?!
Duo: Ooooo. Me me me me me me me!!! Oh, pick me!!
Trowa: What kind of party stuff?
Heero: Do I really have to go?
Eryn: Yes, Duo you can come. We're picking up like food and treats and soda and stuff. Heero, yes, you have to come.
Heero: We aren't just picking up that stuff are we? There has to be something else if you're making me come.
Eryn: Whatever do you mean?
Trowa: Heero, if you're coming that means she's gonna go shopping for clothes you idiot.
Eryn: Oh! Yes, we can go shopping for clothes!! Thanks for reminding me Trowa!
Heero: Why did you have to go and remind her?! *slaps Trowa in the back of the head*
Duo: Onward to the store!!!
Trowa: What kind of transportation we gonna take?
Heero: Me and Eryn are taking the yellow mustang!
Trowa: I got the blue Eagle Talon!
Duo: Then what do I get? *pouts*
Eryn: You get the bicycle.
Duo: Aw no fair! Why can't I go with you Trowa?!
Trowa: Cuz I don't want you ruining the car! Every time you get into a car you have to always spill a drink or something!
Duo: *pouts* Fine.
*Everyone leaves in their mode or transportation to the store to go shopping for the party*
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