By Dekugirl
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Gundam Wing related, and neither do I own Burger King or their green stuff, okay?
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It was an average, boring day for the Gundam pilots. They
were lounging around being bored, until Duo suddenly realized something.
"Heero," he whined, "I'm hungry....."
Heero rolled his eyes and looked up from the book he
was reading to see his friend staring at him expectantly.
"Have you tried looking in the fridge?" he asked wearily.
Duo looked surprised then realized that, usually, when
people are hungry, they go to the fridge.
"Good idea!" he said, running out of the room into the
kitchen, where Quatre was seated at the table.
"Don't bother looking in the fridge for anything to eat,"
he said, "There isn't anything in there."
"WHAT!?!" came a voice from the door.
Duo and Quatre looked up to see Wufei standing in the
door looking enraged.
"What do you mean there is no food to eat?" Wufei continued
to rant, "INJUUUUUUUUSTIIIIICE!!!!!"
Trowa walked in. "Let me guess," he said, "There isn't
anything to eat, and Wufei is angry. Am I correct?"
Duo and Quatre nodded.
"Well," Trowa continued, "Why don't you try going out
for some fast food or something?"
Everyone there stared at Trowa as if he had just found
out the meaning of life.
"That's it!" Duo cried happily, "We'll go to McDonalds!"
"No," Wufei replied, "We will go to Burger King!"
Duo glared at Wufei. "No, we will go to McDonalds!"
"Burger King!"
"McDonalds!"
"INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Would you two just shut up?" Heero snapped, walking
into the room.
"We shouldn't be fighting at all!" Quatre said.
Trowa was looking upon this with a very amused look on
his face.
Finally, after a couple hours, it was decided. They would
go to Burger King. (But only 'cause they couldn't stand Wufei's rants about
injustice any longer...)
At Buger King...
After ordering and getting their meals, they sat down,
and Quatre began pouring ketchup onto his fries.
"EEK!" Quatre shrieked suddenly, jumping up from the
table.
"What in Nataku is wrong with you?" Wufei snapped.
"The ketchup!" Quatre cried, "Its green!"
"What?" Wufei asked, then looked at Quatre's fries.
"KISAMA!!!!!!!" he yelled, "This ketchup is green! Injustice!
I'm going to go complain to the manager!"
Grabbing Quatre with one hand, and holding the green
ketchup, he walked up to the counter and demanded to see the manager.
Meanwhile, Duo, who had just ordered a frozen Minute
Maid, looked down at its green color.
Its probably just green apple flavor or something,
he thought, taking a bite.
Then he yelped, dropped the cup that it was in, spilling
its contents all over the floor
"It tastes like cherry!!!" he gasped, "That is just wrong!"
Meanwhile in the Manager's Office...
"Sir," the manager explained, "The ketchup is supposed
to be green..."
"No!" Wufei snapped, "This is injustice! INJUSTICE!!!"
"We shouldn't be fighting at all!" Quatre cut in.
"Stay out of this!" both the manager and Wufei snapped,
scaring Quatre to death.
Meanwhile, people were giving Duo, who was still amazed
at his green Minute Maid, odd looks.
Heero was examining the green food carefully, and Trowa
sat there smirking.
Heero suddenly lost it.
"THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, jumped up
from the table and rasn out the door.
Later....
Heero was laying on a couch in a shrink's office, staring
at the ceiling and not speaking. After about five minutes, however, he
spoke.
"It was twisted," he siad, then took a deep breath, "And
it was wrong."