Chapter 4
No Need For Clowns
"Oy..." Shimo looked around and found herself in the library.
"Couldn't you have let us land somewhere much better, Queen Shimo?" Ikusa complained. Shimo looked around for her and found her cramped in a box, along with Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri.
"There's something seriously wrong with this, no da!" Chichiri sweatdropped.
"No kidding...OWOWOWOW!!!" Tasuki yelled.
"WELL YOU WOULDN'T BE DESERVING THAT IF YOU DIDN'T HAD YOUR HAND TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!" Ikusa yelled. The box broke, making them fall onto the ground.
"Gomenasai...!" Shimo said.
"How 'd we get here? And where exactly ARE we?" Tamahome stood up.
"It looks like we're in a library, you blockhead," Tasuki replied.
"Tama-san, can you please get off us, no da?" Chichiri cried.
"Neh?" Tamahome looked down, then got off.
"ARIGATO!!!" Ikusa jerked up and started choking Tamahome.
"What's going on here?" a librarian stood in the doorway, hands on hips.
"Um...eh...uh...!" Shimo just stood there, abscent-minded.
"This place is NOT for teenagers to start making out! Now, please leave!" the librarian pointed her finger out the door.
The five of them walked out the door, with Ikusa mumbling, "Old hag..."
"Wow, this place is strange. Where are we?" Tamahome looked at the buildings, cars, and people in awe.
"It seems to be in Ikusa and Shimo's world, no da," Chichiri answered.
"Ooh..." Tasuki was looking at an electronics store in amazement.
"This is where Shimo and I live," Ikusa announced, pointing towards a building in front of them.
"Huge shrine," Tasuki said.
"Um...yeah..." Shimo sweatdropped.
Walking into the building, Tasuki refused to go into an elevator, making several people stare at them.
"And why NOT?!" Shimo challenged.
"That thing MUST be one of Nakago's tricks," Tasuki answered.
"Hel-LO! We aren't back at Konan Country or anything you baka! We're in...somewhere we have no idea..." Tamahome reminded.
"JUST COME IN!!!" Ikusa yelled.
"Please, Tasuki?" Shimo got up to him and began running her finger up and down on his chest. "I'll make your tessen be stronger than ever..."
"Ge-eh...!" Tasuki began to turn bright red.
"Shimo, some typical tricker you are..." Ikusa sweat dropped, then grabbed Tasuki and pulled him in, bringing Shimo in as well. The elevator finally reached the thirteenth floor, and all of them got out.
"I still don't know why you chose the thirteenth floor, Ikusa," Shimo reminded.
"Because I'm not a chicken, a wuss, and not supersticious like other people," Ikusa explained-for the billionth time. Ikusa put in the key into her room, then opened the door. In Ikusa's embarressment, the whole apartment was a huge mess.
"Room's a mess..." Tamahome remarked.
"And you just noticed it!" Tasuki hit Tamahome on the back of the head.
"Well, Ikusa's not the brightest, tidiest, cleanest, and organized person in the world," Shimo sighed.
"Shut up!" Ikusa cringed at the dishes, for she didn't like doing dishes and nor did Shimo. "O-kay! Do you guys know how to clean? Sure you do...O-kay, Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri are going to do dishes. Shimo and I will throw away the trash and clean up the rooms. Got it?"
"Dish...es...?" the three men had no clue. Shimo and Ikusa gave Tasuki, Chichiri, and Tamahome gloves, so their hands wouldn't be so pruny. Then the two girls left to clean up their bedrooms.
"Um...uh...what do we do now?" Tamahome was looking at the dishes, stupidly.
"TAKE THE SPONGE, POUR SOAP ONTO IT, TAKE A DISH AND BEGIN SCRUBBING AND WASHING!" Ikusa yelled.
"Hai!" Tasuki took three aprons that said "KISS THE CHEF" and handed one to Chichiri, Tamahome, and himself.
"What about these little plastic things?" Chichiri put on his head, which covered his hair and the tips of his ears, making Tasuki and Tamahome do the same.
"Let's get to work!" Tamahome ordered. Tasuki grabbed a dish, poured spaghetti sauce on the sponge, and began scrubbing the dish. Chichiri took the dish, and not even bothering to wash it in water, put it in the dishwasher. All of them did it repetitively, until Ikusa and Shimo walked in.
"OH NO!!! NOT IN SPAGHETTI SAUCE!!!" Shimo exclaimed.
"You said to pour soap...whatever that is," Tasuki said.
Ikusa couldn't stop laughing at what all of them were wearing. "You...EHEH... needed that...HAHA... container of green liquid...AHAHAHA... poured on the sponge...AHAAHAHEHEHEHAAHA!" Ikusa fell over, laughing.
"And I suppose they're our heros of the world? Now I wanna see them in DRESSES!" Shimo exclaimed.
"NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, YA HEAR?!" Ikusa yelled, FINALLY straightened up.
"WHA-A-AT?!" The three of them fell over, but got up again and did what Ikusa told them. They began do it the correct way, but when a bubble got into Tasuki's nose. The bubble expanded on every breath he took, but it popped and got into his eye. "REKKA SHIN-OOW!!!"
"Dumbwad, don't do that or you're going to destroy this whole apartment! And you know who I'm going to kill first? YOU!!!" Ikusa pulled on his hair. "Tamahome, Chichiri, both of you can go ahead and relax...TASUKI, YOU'RE STAYING HERE!!!"
"I GOTTA PEE!!!"
"NO! You're staying HERE!!!" Ikusa marched away, and began reading on the balcony.
"I hate women..." Tasuki began doing the dishes, and finally finished them. "NOW, GOTTA PEE!" He raced towards the bathroom, slammed the door open, and unzips his pants then notices Namie sitting on the toilet (with the cover on). Namie looked at Tasuki, with wide eyes.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HENTAI FREAK!!!" Tasuki tried pulling his pants on while hobbling out of the bathroom, but tripped on his own pants. "AH!" He jerked up, and finally got his pants on. "You owe me one...!"
~Dinner~
"So, Namie, how'd you get here?" Ikusa began poking at her food, eyeing Namie doing the same.
"Well, Hotohori and Chiriko helped me," Namie answered.
"Too much cheese!" Shimo began poking at the pasta, and cheese oozed out.
"Live with it," Ikusa ordered.
"Hehehe...!" Shimo poured her pasta and salad ontop of Tasuki's plate.
"AH! WHAT THE HELL?! AND I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT! REKKA SHINEN!" Tasuki blew fire at Shimo.
"Tasuki, be more polite to women! You should never fight against a woman," Namie lectured.
"I hate females..." Tasuki got up and went towards a trash can. He threw his plate in the trash then came around a corner, and poked his head out. He had a wide smile and he looked around, not moving his head but only his eyeballs. Tamahome spotted that and began cracking up.
"Be polite, no da," Chichiri said. Tasuki sat at the table, and said, "RIGHT ON!" Chichiri sneezed and Tamahome just put a hand over his mouth and looked away, trying to hide his laugh.
"Crackhead..." Shimo flung a piece of her pasta at Tasuki's face, which made him flaming angery.
"REKKA SHINEN!!!" Tasuki had flames come from his tessen, but just in time-
"Wave Race!" Ikusa threw a ball of water at the flames, and the ball exploded so it took down the flames. "Do it again and you'll be sleeping in the streets."
~*~
No Need For Clowns
"Oy..." Shimo looked around and found herself in the library.
"Couldn't you have let us land somewhere much better, Queen Shimo?" Ikusa complained. Shimo looked around for her and found her cramped in a box, along with Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri.
"There's something seriously wrong with this, no da!" Chichiri sweatdropped.
"No kidding...OWOWOWOW!!!" Tasuki yelled.
"WELL YOU WOULDN'T BE DESERVING THAT IF YOU DIDN'T HAD YOUR HAND TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!" Ikusa yelled. The box broke, making them fall onto the ground.
"Gomenasai...!" Shimo said.
"How 'd we get here? And where exactly ARE we?" Tamahome stood up.
"It looks like we're in a library, you blockhead," Tasuki replied.
"Tama-san, can you please get off us, no da?" Chichiri cried.
"Neh?" Tamahome looked down, then got off.
"ARIGATO!!!" Ikusa jerked up and started choking Tamahome.
"What's going on here?" a librarian stood in the doorway, hands on hips.
"Um...eh...uh...!" Shimo just stood there, abscent-minded.
"This place is NOT for teenagers to start making out! Now, please leave!" the librarian pointed her finger out the door.
The five of them walked out the door, with Ikusa mumbling, "Old hag..."
"Wow, this place is strange. Where are we?" Tamahome looked at the buildings, cars, and people in awe.
"It seems to be in Ikusa and Shimo's world, no da," Chichiri answered.
"Ooh..." Tasuki was looking at an electronics store in amazement.
"This is where Shimo and I live," Ikusa announced, pointing towards a building in front of them.
"Huge shrine," Tasuki said.
"Um...yeah..." Shimo sweatdropped.
Walking into the building, Tasuki refused to go into an elevator, making several people stare at them.
"And why NOT?!" Shimo challenged.
"That thing MUST be one of Nakago's tricks," Tasuki answered.
"Hel-LO! We aren't back at Konan Country or anything you baka! We're in...somewhere we have no idea..." Tamahome reminded.
"JUST COME IN!!!" Ikusa yelled.
"Please, Tasuki?" Shimo got up to him and began running her finger up and down on his chest. "I'll make your tessen be stronger than ever..."
"Ge-eh...!" Tasuki began to turn bright red.
"Shimo, some typical tricker you are..." Ikusa sweat dropped, then grabbed Tasuki and pulled him in, bringing Shimo in as well. The elevator finally reached the thirteenth floor, and all of them got out.
"I still don't know why you chose the thirteenth floor, Ikusa," Shimo reminded.
"Because I'm not a chicken, a wuss, and not supersticious like other people," Ikusa explained-for the billionth time. Ikusa put in the key into her room, then opened the door. In Ikusa's embarressment, the whole apartment was a huge mess.
"Room's a mess..." Tamahome remarked.
"And you just noticed it!" Tasuki hit Tamahome on the back of the head.
"Well, Ikusa's not the brightest, tidiest, cleanest, and organized person in the world," Shimo sighed.
"Shut up!" Ikusa cringed at the dishes, for she didn't like doing dishes and nor did Shimo. "O-kay! Do you guys know how to clean? Sure you do...O-kay, Tamahome, Tasuki, and Chichiri are going to do dishes. Shimo and I will throw away the trash and clean up the rooms. Got it?"
"Dish...es...?" the three men had no clue. Shimo and Ikusa gave Tasuki, Chichiri, and Tamahome gloves, so their hands wouldn't be so pruny. Then the two girls left to clean up their bedrooms.
"Um...uh...what do we do now?" Tamahome was looking at the dishes, stupidly.
"TAKE THE SPONGE, POUR SOAP ONTO IT, TAKE A DISH AND BEGIN SCRUBBING AND WASHING!" Ikusa yelled.
"Hai!" Tasuki took three aprons that said "KISS THE CHEF" and handed one to Chichiri, Tamahome, and himself.
"What about these little plastic things?" Chichiri put on his head, which covered his hair and the tips of his ears, making Tasuki and Tamahome do the same.
"Let's get to work!" Tamahome ordered. Tasuki grabbed a dish, poured spaghetti sauce on the sponge, and began scrubbing the dish. Chichiri took the dish, and not even bothering to wash it in water, put it in the dishwasher. All of them did it repetitively, until Ikusa and Shimo walked in.
"OH NO!!! NOT IN SPAGHETTI SAUCE!!!" Shimo exclaimed.
"You said to pour soap...whatever that is," Tasuki said.
Ikusa couldn't stop laughing at what all of them were wearing. "You...EHEH... needed that...HAHA... container of green liquid...AHAHAHA... poured on the sponge...AHAAHAHEHEHEHAAHA!" Ikusa fell over, laughing.
"And I suppose they're our heros of the world? Now I wanna see them in DRESSES!" Shimo exclaimed.
"NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, YA HEAR?!" Ikusa yelled, FINALLY straightened up.
"WHA-A-AT?!" The three of them fell over, but got up again and did what Ikusa told them. They began do it the correct way, but when a bubble got into Tasuki's nose. The bubble expanded on every breath he took, but it popped and got into his eye. "REKKA SHIN-OOW!!!"
"Dumbwad, don't do that or you're going to destroy this whole apartment! And you know who I'm going to kill first? YOU!!!" Ikusa pulled on his hair. "Tamahome, Chichiri, both of you can go ahead and relax...TASUKI, YOU'RE STAYING HERE!!!"
"I GOTTA PEE!!!"
"NO! You're staying HERE!!!" Ikusa marched away, and began reading on the balcony.
"I hate women..." Tasuki began doing the dishes, and finally finished them. "NOW, GOTTA PEE!" He raced towards the bathroom, slammed the door open, and unzips his pants then notices Namie sitting on the toilet (with the cover on). Namie looked at Tasuki, with wide eyes.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HENTAI FREAK!!!" Tasuki tried pulling his pants on while hobbling out of the bathroom, but tripped on his own pants. "AH!" He jerked up, and finally got his pants on. "You owe me one...!"
~Dinner~
"So, Namie, how'd you get here?" Ikusa began poking at her food, eyeing Namie doing the same.
"Well, Hotohori and Chiriko helped me," Namie answered.
"Too much cheese!" Shimo began poking at the pasta, and cheese oozed out.
"Live with it," Ikusa ordered.
"Hehehe...!" Shimo poured her pasta and salad ontop of Tasuki's plate.
"AH! WHAT THE HELL?! AND I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT! REKKA SHINEN!" Tasuki blew fire at Shimo.
"Tasuki, be more polite to women! You should never fight against a woman," Namie lectured.
"I hate females..." Tasuki got up and went towards a trash can. He threw his plate in the trash then came around a corner, and poked his head out. He had a wide smile and he looked around, not moving his head but only his eyeballs. Tamahome spotted that and began cracking up.
"Be polite, no da," Chichiri said. Tasuki sat at the table, and said, "RIGHT ON!" Chichiri sneezed and Tamahome just put a hand over his mouth and looked away, trying to hide his laugh.
"Crackhead..." Shimo flung a piece of her pasta at Tasuki's face, which made him flaming angery.
"REKKA SHINEN!!!" Tasuki had flames come from his tessen, but just in time-
"Wave Race!" Ikusa threw a ball of water at the flames, and the ball exploded so it took down the flames. "Do it again and you'll be sleeping in the streets."
~*~