Sleepovers are not for the Weak of Heart

By Angel Of Anime

Chapter #2: Death of Dignity by Strip Poker

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Disclaimer: Waaaaa I don't own any of these character *sniffle* not even the wonderfully awesome Inu Yasha, Rumiko Takahashi's so lucky! *tear*

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"Ok Yunji- chan, what do you have?" Yunji lays down her hand of cards to reveal a straight.

"Wow, not bad, looks like Kagome- chan, you lose."

"The shirt, the shirt!!!"

"Miroku- kun! That's the eleventh time tonight! Stop drowning my sleeping bag in drool! That's so gross!"

Now the gang had moved onto strip poker. Of course, it was originally cookie poker, (they had all the different types of cookies for the chips too) but the now Official, Inu Yasha Fan Club of course demanded strip poker, so their votes along with Miroku's two arms were the majority. At least now they got to eat the cookies.

Kagome slipped off her last sock and threw it into the pile.

"Ok I'll deal again!" Yoko shuffled the cards Vegas style and handed them out. Of course Shippo wasn't allowed to play, so he was nestled in Yunji's lap quite enjoying the wonderful treatment. Almost all the girls had lost their socks and a few had lost shirts (which Miroku FULLY enjoyed) Inu Yasha had lost the top to his houshi(SP?) and Miroku had a lost quite a bit of jewelry, Sango was the only one completely clothed.

"Looks like you lose Inu Yasha, off with the shirt! Hehehe"

The entire Fan Club's eyes became the size of saucers as Inu Yasha Pulled off His undershirt. *Soooooo buff....* Yoko could only drool.

"Hrumph, and you complain about your sleeping bag, look at what you have done to the cards!" said Miroku as he snatched the deck from Yoko and began to shuffle it how she had taught him. Kagome looked up from her lap and glanced at Inu Yasha's bare chest. *Wow! He is really buff! I always thought he was, but he always wears that bulky houji,(SP?!?!?) it hides everything!!*

"Hellooooooo! Kagome- chan, what do you have?? Hello?"

"Oh, uh I have two pair."

"Dang I lose."

"Off with the shirt! Off with the shirt!!!"

"Who suggested this again??"

Yoko pulled off her top and threw it into the pile. She watched as Miroku's hand inched closer and closer to her, she slowly drew back her fist and then brought it down heavily upon the monk's.

"Oooowwwwww!!!"

"Hentai!"

"What on Earth are those contraptions you girls are wearing!! That's no fair!"

"It's called a bra and look who's talking!!! You have so much jewelry that even if we play until Monday you'd still be clothed!"

"Why? Do you want to see Yoko- chan?"

"Who said you could call me chan!!! Just deal you perverted monk!" Miroku deled out five cards to everyone. Inu Yasha scowled at his cards and Kagome just sighed. Yoko watched the two starring at their cards. *Man, gotta stir things up again.*

"Actually Miroku, I wanna deal!" Yoko snatched the cards away from the monk who was still trying desperately to make the cards arch, but ended up spewing them everywhere. Sweat drops. Everyone helped pick up the cards and they decided to start the round over again. Yoko shuffled the cards, and quickly slipped ten on the bottom the deck. She began to deal out the cards to everyone, always making sure to give Inu Yasha and Kagome the cards from the bottom of the pile. She watched the emotions play across their faces as they looked at their cards. She only snickered.

"Ok, Kagome- chan, how many do you want?"

"Uh." Yoko slipped a few more cards to the bottom of the deck.

"Four I guess." Yoko handed her the cards and relieved her the four she had put down.

"Ok Inu Yasha- kun, how bout you?"

"Grumble, grumble, three," She deled him some more cards from the bottom of the deck and shuffled the ones he put on the floor back into the deck. The couple both face faulted. *I have them right where I want them.*

"Ok everyone, let's see your cards," The girls all slowly set down their cards, miraculously, they all had things like full houses and straights. Kagome frowned as she set her hand down, a pair of 2's. Inu Yasha held back, not wanting to show his cards.

"Inu Yasha, gotta show em."

"Fine!" He slammed them down, a pair of 2's.

"Wow! Looks like you both lost." Kagome sighed as she gently undid the buttons of her pajama top and slipped it off, tossing it into the pile. Miroku's eyes grew quite wide and he began to drool, in an instant he was in front of Kagome, reaching out, but like lightening Inu Yasha had seen this, picked up a can of soda near him and chucked it at the houshi's head. The can exploded upon impact, dousing the now uncurious monk. Yoko lifted an eyebrow to look at Kagome.

"No bra, Kagome- chan?"

"I don't sleep with one on!"

"Yeah, but ya shoulda guessed this would happen," Kagome was turning eight shades of red and starring at the floor, trying vainly to hold her new cards and cover herself up at the same time. Yoko spied Inu Yasha watching her out of the corner of her eye, he was blushing as well, and she noticed something else.

"Ok Inu Yasha, you lost too."

"This is no damn way-" Before he could finish the fan club had ripped off his pants leaving a very newd Inu Yasha sitting cross legged directly in Kagome's line of view. The girls all shrieked and giggled. A few starred and some turned away, most, were just simply surprised.

"No underwear for you either, eh Inu Yasha?" Inu Yasha growled from deep within his throat.

"Oh my gosh, It's so big!"

"Figures a guy like Inu Yasha would be so huge!"

"Inu Yasha, how lucky you are, not as lucky as I of course-" The once recovered monk collapsed again, the guilty loli-pop [hey, those hurt like a b*tch when thrown hard enough!! Don't ask how I kno, sweat drop, heh heh] laying a half a meter away. The monk's eyes turned to stars as another sizable lump started to grow up upon his head, next to the soda can one which was now the size of a soft ball.

Kagome looked up from her lap, just a little. *Well, a little peak wouldn't hurt.* She glanced up, but sat up, unable to cover herself all the way. Of course at that exact moment Inu Yasha looked up, they both took a much longer than expected 'peak' from sheer shock, and a little bit of something else.

All the girls suddenly got quiet as the two starred at each other. Everyone held his or her breath. Suddenly the two snapped to their senses, both a complete cherry red all over. Kagome seemed to find the wall at that moment o so interesting as Inu Yasha did the ceiling. The girls all let out another loud shriek and giggles galore.

"Omigosh! Inu Yasha, you're so cute when you blush!"

"Look, his ears are turning red too!"

"Hehehe, that's not the only thing!" All the girls looked back down at Inu Yasha, and if they had been giggling before, now they were all out laughing. Inu Yasha growled loudly from deep within, barely containing the urge to pound them all right there.

Kagome's mother and Sota rushed upstairs and flung open the door to see what on Earth all the commotion was about. What they found wasn't pretty. Everyone was rolling around on the floor laughing except Kagome, who was still starring at the wall, Inu Yasha who was growling even louder as he tried to cover himself up, and Shippo, who seemed to be utterly and completely confused. Kagome's mom sweat dropped. She closed the door as quick as she could,

"Momma, what were they-"

"Don't ask Sota- chan, just don't ask." And with that she walked away, leaving a very confused little boy standing at the top of the stairs, eyes as big as saucers while he starred at the closed door, the roars of laughter still emanating from it.

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"Gosh, what are we gonna do with all these cookies now?"

Inu Yasha refused to play anymore after the last. incident, as did Kagome, so they decided to stop. Now they were left with what seemed to be an endless amount of boxes and bags of cookies!

"Well you said we were gonna play cookie poker, so I bought lots, just to be safe!"

The girls had all begun to rip into the cookies and were slowly munching away. They talked of this and that, and someone plunked in the Michelle Branch CD, and the CosmoGirls were fished out of the closed [That's a girls magazine if ya didn't know] They lounged around, painting nails, reading, doing hair, all the normal slumber party activities. Inu Yasha was so board he wanted to pound someone just for something to do. Yunji was doing Sango's hair, a few girls were painting Mrioku's toenails pink and Shippo was just being cuddled and pet as he walked from girl to girl. Inu Yasha glanced at a box of cookies.

*Well, nothin better to do.* He ripped it open and popped one into his mouth and chewed thoughtfully. His eyes grew wide and he picked up the box and began to pour it into his mouth. The girls all stopped their activities and gaped and Inu Yasha's cheeks grew, and resembled that of a chipmunk carrying nuts in its cheeks. He stared back at them, chewing vigorously.

"Waff?"What He sprayed bits of cookies everywhere and the girls all screamed. Yoko and Kagome only sweat dropped. Miroku watched as Inu Yasha swallowed the cookies, then poured the rest of the cookies into his mouth, emptying the box. The monk reached down for a bag of 'chocolate chip macadamia nut sugar cookies' [my fav. siiiiiigh *mouth waters*] he gently tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth. *WOAH!* He began shoveling them into his mouth just as fast as Inu Yasha was, going through a few bags a minute.

"Wow! Guess we won't need to worry about getting rid of the cookies now." Kagome could only nod in response to Yoko.

The girls all shrugged and continued their activities; of course they all seemed to inch to the opposite side of the room, away from the two gluttons. After a few minutes the large pile of cookies was almost depleted. Suddenly Miroku stopped and set down the box he had been shoveling into his mouth. He looked over at Kagome with half lidded eyes. He snickered and crawled away from Inu Yasha and the cookies. The gluttonous dog noted this and watched Miroku crawl towards Kagome from the corner of his eyes as he continued to devour the cookies. The monk waddled his way to Kagome's side, pushing away the girl that was sitting next to her.

"Lord Miroku!! That was so rude-" Before she could finish Miroku had pulled her face to his and planted his lips squarely on hers. Her eyes grew to the size of saucers, as she was too shocked to pull away. All the girls stopped dead. All starring. Now this wasn't the kind of silence from before, no this was the 'man- that's-wrong' silence. Inu Yasha starred, mouth hanging open at the monk and a now very frightened Kagome. He stood completely enraged, his battle aura sparking and crossed slowly to the couple. The girls all gasped and scooted as far away as they could. Inu Yasha did not look like one to be messed with. Inu Yasha reached down and tore the monk away, slowly walked towards the window, opened it and threw him out with as much force as he could muster. He promptly slammed the window and stood, shaking with rage.

Now Kagome at this point was confused beyond reason. She sat there completely spaced out as the girls all cowered in fear of Inu Yasha. Slowly a flashback crept into Kagome's mind.

Flashback

"Hi guys!"

"Kagome!!!"

"Hi Shippo, here."

"What's this?"

"It's a candy bar from my time, it's really good try it!" Kagome unwrapped the Mars bar for the confused little fox, who promptly took a bite.

"WOW! This is good!"

"Why the hell is that brat getting special treatment!"

"Calm down Inu Yasha, I brought one for each of you," Kagome handed the chocolate out to the rest of the group. Sango gingerly unwrapped hers and took a small delicate bite. Miroku hastily tore open the bar and took a large bite. Inu Yasha. shredded the wrapper with his claws and shoved the whole thing in his mouth all at once. Kagome could only sweat drop as the dog demon vainly tried to chew up the bar. She looked over and Miroku had already finished his bar as well.

"Uh. like it?"

Inu Yasha only grunted a yes as he finished chewing his bar. Miroku looked up at her through half lidded eyes.

"Uh. what's with him?"

"Suuuuuuuuuggggaaaaaarrrrr."

"Uh oh." The group all fled into the woods as Miroku stood shakily and stumbled around in confushion before he collapsed. They all stared at him from the bushed then came back out to get a better look at him. Shippo ran and got a stick to poke him with.

"Think he's still alive?"

Snoooooooorrrrrrrrr

"I have a feeling he is."

Flashback

*That's what it was; Miroku couldn't metabolize the sugar in the cookies. it's like. alcohol to him! Wait. did Inu Yasha just save me again? OH MY KAMI! WAS THAT MY FIRST KISS? I always wanted it to be with.* Inu Yasha turned and stared at her, he walked over and sat right next to her, a little too close for Kagome's comfort. All the girls watched as his aura slowly shrank, they just shrugged it off and continued their activities. Kagome shook a little, angry that her first kiss was so rudely stolen when she remembered earlier that night. *No, that wasn't, I kissed Inu Yasha, that was my first kiss. even though it didn't count.* Inu Yasha felt her relax and she smiled up at him. *Kami she's pretty when she smiles like that.* She snuggled a bit closer and sighed as she laid her head on his shoulder. Inu Yasha's eyes grew a little wider as he felt her soft hair tickle his cheek. *She smells so good.* He felt her relax even more and he slowly put his arm around her shoulders. She tensed a little, but relaxed just as quickly.

The girls all turned to face the couple again, Yoko carefully slipped a disposable camera out from her bag and walked in front of the couple.

"Say cheese!" Before they could protest the camera flashed. Inu Yasha rubbed his eyes and all the girls 'awwwwed'. Kagome looked at each other, their eyes falling to Inu Yasha's hand on her shoulder, and in a split second they were on opposite sides of the room.

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Ok! So there's the second chapter! Sorry it took so long, I know I am bad, I kinda only write when I am I the mood, I needa work on that. Also I had this all written out, and I re read it and just hated it! So I totally deleted it and started over. Plus I was going to end it with Sota looking at the door, but that was only three pages long, so I added in the cookie chapter, yeah this was originally two small chapters, but I. Angel, shall allow no one to say that I post short chapters! Lol whatever.

Oh and thanks to mewie9, it is Sangoku Jidai, I wrote this on vacation; with no Internet access lol so I kinda winged that spelling.