cast:

* Spider-man

* Green Goblin

* Mary Jane

* Harry

* Anya

* Anya's friends

plot: the spider-gang (friends and enemies) are taken to the author's world and are forced to go to her school… insanity ensues.

part one

*anya and her two friends falcon and tora are sitting in her backyard in front of a bonfire, looking into the flames*

Anya: I'm bored

Falcon: *still gazing into the fire* I have an incredible urge to burn something.

Tora and Anya: *looks at Falcon* please don't

Falcon: *cackles gleefully and edges closer to fire*

Tora: *pulls Falcon away and goes back to staring at the fire*

Anya: *suddenly jumps up and yells something unintelligible, scaring the shit out of Tora and Falcon*

Tora: Easy there, Killer!

Falcon: *clutches heart* god damn it!

Tora: What the Hell did you say?

Anya: Spider-Man!

*Tora and Falcon look at one another, exchanging a knowing glance. The move toward Anya at the same time, slowly as to not scare her away*

Falcon: It's okay, Anya… there are nice people at the crazy house!

Tora: and how do you know?

Falcon: I've been there

Tora: *claps hand to head* oh dear…

Anya: *ignores both girls and continues to ramble on* no! we can get spidey to come here! and- and then we can make-out with him! and hey! gobby can come too! and then we can make them kiss! *cackles evilly*

Falcon: Okay, Anya… *turns and whispers to Tora* we really need to keep her from reading all that slash—

Tora: hey, I think you're getting to something…

Falcon: *stares at both girls in shock* HAVE YOU BOTH LOST IT?

Anya and Tora: Nooo…..

Anya: well, not yet anyway.

Falcon: So, how would we get them here?

Tora: Yeah! How would we get them here?

Anya: *rolls eyes* oh god, don't you know? we're author's, we're all-powerful!

Tora and Falcon: *collective 'ahh'ing*

Anya: *looks into the bonfire* By the powers of fire and earth, I command you to send Spidey-kins and ickle Gobby to our little stretch of land!

*there is a loud POP! and 4 people fall out of the sky and land in front of Falcon and Tora*

Tora: ummm

Falcon: wasn't there just supposed to be two of them?

Anya: *jaw has dropped* wow, it worked! and hey, we have more then one of them! cool!

Spider-Man: *holds head* oww…

Gobby: o, quit you're moaning!

Mary Jane: This is too weird…

Harry: What the friggin fuck is going on!?

Falcon: That's what we all want to know

*everyone follows Falcon's gaze to Anya, who is grinning profusely and is mumbling something about the glory of god and slash and how wicked cool fanfic author's are*