Ode to Glow-in-the-dark Hair

Oh
rodent woman
with your hair that
glows
will you
Not
let me touch your
glowing
Hair?

How does
it
glow like that?
It is
Red and
Orange and
you use hairgel, right?

Oh
Rodent Woman
how I
WANT
your
Hair.
I want
hairgelled
glowing
hair, and I want chopsticks
sticking
out from there.

Oh
Rodent Woman
can I
have
your hair, please?
I want to
download
it with my next upgrade.

Oh
Rodent Woman
can I use You as
a
Nightlight?
Your glowing hair will
Illuminate
All.