The Girl Scout Camp Chronicles
Chapter One: How Electra and C.B. Saved Our Lives
Chibi: I seriously think we've created a monster, Aqua_chan. I mean, this will be the SECOND STEX fanfic she'll have written. well. EVER! Aqua: Now Chibi, be nice. If she wants to write how Elok and C.B._sama saved our lives, then let her. Quick: Do I get any say in this? I mean, this is first-class fanfic material! How many people can honestly say that Electra and C.B. have saved their lives? Chibi: So, you're going to start us off in the car? Aqua: cringes at bad memory I don't think I can handle it. Quick: Well, this is not EXACTLY the way it really happened, but I'm sure the audience won't know the difference. They weren't there ya know. Chibi: Oh. so you're gonna spice it up JUST a bit huh? Quick: Yep. Aqua: You won't say anything TOO embarrassing will you? Quick: If you are referring to the way we REALLY act at Girl Scout Camp, no. Some things in here may be embarrassing for some people, but you're just going to have to wait and see! Chibi, Aqua, and Quick: AND SO THE STORY BEGINS!
Quicksilver and Aqua were in pain. If anyone had said one word to either of them, their hand would probably have been bitten off. Not that Quick and Aqua were vicious, but they were in pain.
Two screeching Harpies were filling the air with their howls. They claimed it was music. Quick and Aqua were not convinced.
"Chibi, it's not really in my nature to complain, but can you please, please, PLEASE turn up the C.D.?" Aqua asked, her normally cheery voice rough with pain.
"I can't put it TOO loud or they will start to complain!" Chibi responded.
"But your minions are DIEING of music deprivation," Quick argued.
"And we can't sing along to drown them out!"
Chibi sighed, "It's NOT my fault this C.D. is full of Japanese songs that we can't sing."
Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and the driver swerved to the right to narrowly avoid hitting something in the road. The three girls looked out, though the Harpies still sang, and what they saw astounded them. There, in the middle of the road, stood Electra, the AC-DC Train of the Future, and C.B., the Red Caboose.
As the driver rolled down the window, Electra called out, "We seem to be stuck here in the middle of nowhere. Mind if we ride with you?"
The driver hesitated, noting their strange attire, but then C.B. gave a sweet smile, "Please?" That settled any misgivings the driver had, and soon Quick, Chibi, and Aqua found themselves in the company of the two.
"ELOK!" Chibi cried, clinging on to the Electric Train.
"C.B.!" Aqua cried, clinging to the Red Caboose.
"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, LET ME OUT OF THE CAR!" Quick cried, clinging to the car door.
Electra and C.B. both smiled, and Chibi asked, "What are you two DOING here?"
"Well, I couldn't let my BIGGEST fan be tortured now could I?" C.B. answered first, patting Aqua on the head. Aqua was in such bliss that she thought she was going to faint.
"And I couldn't let my biggest fan lose her minions to some banshees in the backseat." Electra added, wrapping his arm around Chibi's shoulders.
Quick gave them a glance, and she sighed, "And just HOW do either of you suppose to help?"
"Oh, we trains have our ways," Electra began mysteriously, turning to C.B. "Now?"
"Now." The Red Caboose smiled again, and gently dislodging Aqua, he turned a gun on the two Harpies in the back seat. They were instantly silent, looking at the Caboose with fear. C.B. thought this was funny, so he laughed.
Simultaneously, Electra caused bolts of electricity to come to his fingertips, turning to the driver. "Pull over lady. I don't want to have to hurt you."
What was the driver to do? She pulled over, and soon she and the two banshees were in the parking lot of a very pleasant looking McDonald's, and Electra drove the minivan away. "See, all better."
"THAT WAS SO COOL!" Chibi and Aqua yelled.
Quick still clung to the car door, wondering how on earth this train could be driving a minivan, and deciding that it was better that she did not know.
"Now you girls can sing whatever you want," Electra laughed, watching the road. "Well, at least TWO of you. That third one has been so quiet that I don't know if she can sing or not!"
"Maybe she's dead." C.B. joked, rustling Quick's hair.
Quick hissed, "I am not dead, thank you."
"How about we sing the ultimate camp fire sing along?" Electra suggested.
"Star Trekkin'?" Quick asked, and this made the Red Caboose laugh. Chibi and Aqua were equally clueless, and that made C.B. laugh harder.
Electra grinned, "Close, but not quite my dear. I was thinking more along the lines of AC-DC."
"YAY!" Chibi and Aqua cried, doing a little dance in their seats.
Quick just stared in horror, but she sighed, "You did do me a service I suppose, and so I shall sing."
And so they did. C.B. then suggested they sing his song. And so they did.
By this time Electra was in full swing, and so he was slightly miffed when Quick asked, "Ummm. Mr. Electra, sir, may I ask, WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU ARE TAKING US?!"
Electra smirked, "I would have thought THAT was perfectly obvious. I am taking you all to Girl Scout Camp. Since you no longer have adult chaperones, C.B. and I will stay with you."
Chibi, Aqua and Quick stared. It was Chibi and Aqua who spoke first, "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST GIRL SCOUT TRIP EVER!"
Quick spoke quietly, and no one but the Caboose heard her, and he only did what he did best. He smiled. He then turned to her, "Could you repeat that please?"
Quick stared at him and blushed, "Oh, I just said that it will certainly be the most interesting trip ever."
"Then it's settled, OFF TO GIRL SCOUT LAND!" Electra called.
Chibi: I seriously think we've created a monster, Aqua_chan. I mean, this will be the SECOND STEX fanfic she'll have written. well. EVER! Aqua: Now Chibi, be nice. If she wants to write how Elok and C.B._sama saved our lives, then let her. Quick: Do I get any say in this? I mean, this is first-class fanfic material! How many people can honestly say that Electra and C.B. have saved their lives? Chibi: So, you're going to start us off in the car? Aqua: cringes at bad memory I don't think I can handle it. Quick: Well, this is not EXACTLY the way it really happened, but I'm sure the audience won't know the difference. They weren't there ya know. Chibi: Oh. so you're gonna spice it up JUST a bit huh? Quick: Yep. Aqua: You won't say anything TOO embarrassing will you? Quick: If you are referring to the way we REALLY act at Girl Scout Camp, no. Some things in here may be embarrassing for some people, but you're just going to have to wait and see! Chibi, Aqua, and Quick: AND SO THE STORY BEGINS!
Quicksilver and Aqua were in pain. If anyone had said one word to either of them, their hand would probably have been bitten off. Not that Quick and Aqua were vicious, but they were in pain.
Two screeching Harpies were filling the air with their howls. They claimed it was music. Quick and Aqua were not convinced.
"Chibi, it's not really in my nature to complain, but can you please, please, PLEASE turn up the C.D.?" Aqua asked, her normally cheery voice rough with pain.
"I can't put it TOO loud or they will start to complain!" Chibi responded.
"But your minions are DIEING of music deprivation," Quick argued.
"And we can't sing along to drown them out!"
Chibi sighed, "It's NOT my fault this C.D. is full of Japanese songs that we can't sing."
Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and the driver swerved to the right to narrowly avoid hitting something in the road. The three girls looked out, though the Harpies still sang, and what they saw astounded them. There, in the middle of the road, stood Electra, the AC-DC Train of the Future, and C.B., the Red Caboose.
As the driver rolled down the window, Electra called out, "We seem to be stuck here in the middle of nowhere. Mind if we ride with you?"
The driver hesitated, noting their strange attire, but then C.B. gave a sweet smile, "Please?" That settled any misgivings the driver had, and soon Quick, Chibi, and Aqua found themselves in the company of the two.
"ELOK!" Chibi cried, clinging on to the Electric Train.
"C.B.!" Aqua cried, clinging to the Red Caboose.
"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, LET ME OUT OF THE CAR!" Quick cried, clinging to the car door.
Electra and C.B. both smiled, and Chibi asked, "What are you two DOING here?"
"Well, I couldn't let my BIGGEST fan be tortured now could I?" C.B. answered first, patting Aqua on the head. Aqua was in such bliss that she thought she was going to faint.
"And I couldn't let my biggest fan lose her minions to some banshees in the backseat." Electra added, wrapping his arm around Chibi's shoulders.
Quick gave them a glance, and she sighed, "And just HOW do either of you suppose to help?"
"Oh, we trains have our ways," Electra began mysteriously, turning to C.B. "Now?"
"Now." The Red Caboose smiled again, and gently dislodging Aqua, he turned a gun on the two Harpies in the back seat. They were instantly silent, looking at the Caboose with fear. C.B. thought this was funny, so he laughed.
Simultaneously, Electra caused bolts of electricity to come to his fingertips, turning to the driver. "Pull over lady. I don't want to have to hurt you."
What was the driver to do? She pulled over, and soon she and the two banshees were in the parking lot of a very pleasant looking McDonald's, and Electra drove the minivan away. "See, all better."
"THAT WAS SO COOL!" Chibi and Aqua yelled.
Quick still clung to the car door, wondering how on earth this train could be driving a minivan, and deciding that it was better that she did not know.
"Now you girls can sing whatever you want," Electra laughed, watching the road. "Well, at least TWO of you. That third one has been so quiet that I don't know if she can sing or not!"
"Maybe she's dead." C.B. joked, rustling Quick's hair.
Quick hissed, "I am not dead, thank you."
"How about we sing the ultimate camp fire sing along?" Electra suggested.
"Star Trekkin'?" Quick asked, and this made the Red Caboose laugh. Chibi and Aqua were equally clueless, and that made C.B. laugh harder.
Electra grinned, "Close, but not quite my dear. I was thinking more along the lines of AC-DC."
"YAY!" Chibi and Aqua cried, doing a little dance in their seats.
Quick just stared in horror, but she sighed, "You did do me a service I suppose, and so I shall sing."
And so they did. C.B. then suggested they sing his song. And so they did.
By this time Electra was in full swing, and so he was slightly miffed when Quick asked, "Ummm. Mr. Electra, sir, may I ask, WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU ARE TAKING US?!"
Electra smirked, "I would have thought THAT was perfectly obvious. I am taking you all to Girl Scout Camp. Since you no longer have adult chaperones, C.B. and I will stay with you."
Chibi, Aqua and Quick stared. It was Chibi and Aqua who spoke first, "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST GIRL SCOUT TRIP EVER!"
Quick spoke quietly, and no one but the Caboose heard her, and he only did what he did best. He smiled. He then turned to her, "Could you repeat that please?"
Quick stared at him and blushed, "Oh, I just said that it will certainly be the most interesting trip ever."
"Then it's settled, OFF TO GIRL SCOUT LAND!" Electra called.