The Girl Scout Chronicles Chapter Thirteen: Quick and Electra

Aqua: Oh. this is TOO sweet!

CB: smirks

Quick: What do you mean?

Chibi: Oh, come on. THIS is Chapter Thirteen! AND it's about you and Electra being alone in the woods!

Purse: tears well in eyes MASTER ELECTRA!!!! clings to his favorite engine

Electra: chokes NOTHING HAPPENED! I SWEAR!

CB: That's what they ALL say!

Electra: snarls Nothing happened.

Aqua: giggles insanely

Purse: continues bawling

Chibi: hums 'End of the Century'

Quick: -_-;; To the fic.

Needless to say, as their companions had done, Quick and Electra ran deep into another part of the woods. No one really knows why fate ordains that people who would make the least likely couples always get separated together in such situations, but of course, they do.

Quick looked at her companion, sighing a bit, "Well. I suppose it could be worse. I could be lost in the woods with Purse."

The AC-DC train glared at her, his golden eyes sparking with anger, "And just what do you have against my little Pursey-chan?"

The grey-eyed girl shrugged and continued walking forward, forcing the electric train to follow her, "Nothing at all really. I just find him to be a little to whiney, a little too clingy, and a little to interested in YOU for his own good."

Electra hissed at her, "So, you don't have a problem with Pursey-chan, but a problem with me?"

Quick thought about it, "You scare me sometimes, when I think of what you are. I mean, one minute you're a man, the next a woman, and I think you are just a little too sex-crazed for my taste."

She found her back against a tree and a red-gloved hand gripping her throat. Electra's anger was not gone, but something else was glowing in his molten gold eyes. Something warmer, almost friendly. And it scared Quick.

The AC-DC train chuckled softly as she struggled, and he switched to his female form, "Oh my. you do seem so frightened."

The poor author of this fiction (who, by the way, greatly protests to the use of this scene. even though she is the one writing it), continued to struggle, and actually screamed when Electra placed a kiss on her cheek. Releasing her, 'she' turned back into a 'he', and smirked, "THAT'S punishment for making fun of my Pursey-chan!"

Quick, who is now scarred for life mind you because of her own depraved mind, kicked him in the cod piece, her voice screeching, "AND THAT'S FOR PUTTING ME IN SUCH A STRANGE AND UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION!"

The AC-DC train began to spark, and with a growl, he grabbed her by the shoulders, and they tumbled down a hill.

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All the Bishounen and Aqua and Chibi: -_-;;

Quick: Back to the fic.

At the end of the LONG roll, Electra and Quick found themselves glaring at each other, but otherwise undamaged.

Quick sighed and got to her feet, "You know we're never to going to find the others this way. Perhaps we should put our bickering aside until we find them."

Electra nodded, "Agreed.."

Quick started walking again, but the Electric Train was stopped by the sounds of an all too happy humming.

A tall, purple-haired bishounen with purple eyes (cough XELLOS cough) appeared before the train and handed him a package, "FOR YOU!"

Electra blinked, taking it, "Errr. thanks. but who is this from?"

The bishounen winked, "SORE WA HIMITSU DESU!"

The AC-DC train opened the package, and he screeched with glee, "MARSHMALLOWS!

Now, Electra knew there was only ONE thing to do with marshmallows under these circumstances. He quickly semi-melted some in his hands and smeared it all into Quick's hair.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BISEXUAL FREAK!!!"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!"

Chibi: THAT'S IT?!

Quick: Yup.

Aqua: looks at Purse I think we got the short end of the stick.

Purse: shrugs I got Elok! glomps his master

Electra: smirks See Caboose? I TOLD you nothing happened!

CB: innocently What about that little kiss you gave Quick?

Chibi: gasp

Aqua: gasp

Quick: gasp

Electra: gasp

Purse: gasp

CB: smirks

Utter Chaos: Yep. I see my cue now.

Purse: squeals

Chibi and Aqua: peals of laughter

Electra: chases CB

CB: runs for dear life

Quick: faints

Xellos: Guess that leaves me to say, Ja ne!

Shido: pokes him Are you a Breed?

Zelgadis: hisses No. he's worse.

Gourry: I still like chicken.

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