Amelia's Solved Mystery
** Kawaii Konversations
NoV: Darn you, Xelloss.
Xelloss: What did I do??
Nova-chan: Grrr...I had a test on the periodic table of the elements in chemistry, and I put 'Metallium' instead of 'Magnesium.' And it's all your fault!!
Xelloss: How is it my fault?
Nova-chan: Your LAST NAME is Metallium, or have you forgotten??
Xelloss: Did I have a CHOICE in the matter??
Nova-chan: :P
Zelgadis: This is the solving of our little 'problem,' ne?
Nova-chan: Egg-zactly!
Gourry: Egg, egg, egg!
Xelloss: So, what did you make on that little test of yours, hmm?
Nova-chan: A 98. NINETY-EIGHT!! I would've had a 100 if you had never been born.
Xelloss: Gee, I feel so important.
Nova-chan: Well, you really shouldn't, you know.
Xelloss: :P
**
Amelia plopped the five babies on her bad, lay on it herself, and groaned.
"Lollipop?" Gourry asked.
"Not now, Baby Mr. Gourry," she replied, waving her hand around. "Miss Auntie Amelia has a headache."
She heard a sniffle. "Wasn't me?" Xelloss whined.
"What wasn't you?" the oujo wondered.
"Namagomi!!" Filia wailed, as if she wanted something, rather than to yell at Xelloss.
"What is it?" Amelia inquired, beginning to worry.
"Mommy!" Zelgadis cried, tears filling in his big eyes.
Lina lay down and exclaimed, "Jellyfish!" while rubbing her tummy.
"Oh!" Amelia shouted, realization finally striking. "You're all hungry!!"
They all nodded.
"Oh-kay! Kitchen time!!"
**
Kawaii Konversations
NoV: Gomen, but I need to pause here to play something. Xelloss, (game show host) if you can name the five games I made up every day of this week, you shall win this ENTIRE can of Spam!!
Xelloss: (feels the spotlight) Um...gee...I....Monday was What Kind of Rush. Tuesday...Tuesday was Name That Spring!!! Wednesday was..um...One of a Kind Baby Shampoo. Thursday's easy. It was 1-800-What? And today, Friday, was There's Always Room For-Blank.
NoV: Yay!! Congratulations, Xelloss-san, you've won an entire can of Spam!!! (Clap, clap)
Zelgadis: Was there any kind of point or sub-plot in mind when you decided to do this?
NoV: No. Not really. I got kinda bored with Amelia.
Amelia: Miss Nova-chan!! That's a rude and inJust statement!!
NoV: Well, what about you, going around changing boy diapers and whatnot??
Amelia: Am I supposed to let them rot??
NoV: I consider anything that would make Bishounen blush inJust.
Zelgadis: Bishounen blushed when he watched Bambi.
Bishounen: I did not!
Movie: Bambi! Bambi!!
Bishounen: (blush)
Zelgadis: See?
NoV: Well, anyway, I don't wanna keep doing this fic, but I guess I will anyway.
**
Once in the kitchen, Amelia placed all of the chibified Slayers in high chairs.
"Now," she said, walking over to Filia, "what do you want to eat?"
"Namagomi! Namagomi!!" Filia shrieked, cheerily as Xelloss sank down in his chair.
"Now, Baby Miss Filia," Amelia argued, "I'm sure you don't want to eat Baby Mr. Xelloss, do you?"
Chibi-Filia shook her head violently. "Namagomi!! Namagomi!!" She motioned drinking tea and eating cookies.
"I see!" the princess exclaimed, clapping her hands. "Tea and crumpets!"
"Namagomi!" Filia shouted, nodding.
"All right." Amelia found some tea and a box of cookies and handed them to Filia. "Baby Mr. Zelgadis, what do you-coffee, right?" Amelia smiled, knowingly.
"Mommy!" Zel cried.
The oujo poured some straight coffee into a sipping cup and handed it to him.
"Now, Baby Miss Lina and Baby Mr. Gourry want EVERYTHING. Right?" She paused.
"Lollipop!"
"Jellyfish!"
"And, Baby Mr. Xelloss, you want ice cream?"
"Wasn't me!"
**
Messily all the babies finished their meals. They had covered themselves in various food items and were patting their full stomachs.
"Now, you all need a bath," Amelia squeaked.
Xelloss, Zelgadis, and Gourry froze, and then began shouting their individual phrases.
"Oh, come on," Amelia said, picking Gourry up. "We're all mature adults- well...maybe not..but, anyway. The point is I'm not going to live with miniature pig sties!"
By now she had all but one baby squished in her arms.
She looked around. "Baby Mr. Xelloss" she wondered. "Where'd you go?" The oujo grew stern. "Baby Mr. Xelloss, there will be no teleporting in the house!"
She looked under his high chair, in the oven, in the refrigerator, and under the table, but no baby Xelloss.
Amelia gasped. "I lost him! What'll Zelas say?? She'll hurt me!"
The princess began to frantically run around the house, still clamped onto the other four children.
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!!"
**
NoV: Part one is over.
Xelloss: La-dee-freaking-da.
NoV: That's NoV's phrase! (pout) Yai!
Xelloss: ...it's wai.
NoV: I like yai better. :P
Bishounen: But you shouldn't deny the fact that the word is wai, and not yai.
NoV: Kimi-san made up yai!! It's one of the only things I remember about her...
Xelloss: You saw her six hours ago.
NoV: Yes, but she hasn't contacted me since then.
Zelgadis: You've got detachment issues.
Bishounen: Tissue?
Zelgadis: Issue.
Bishounen: Oh. Sorry.
NoV: New contest! If anyone can guess where lil Xelloss went, you win a picture of the babies and Amelia! Send in your guesses!
** Kawaii Konversations
NoV: Darn you, Xelloss.
Xelloss: What did I do??
Nova-chan: Grrr...I had a test on the periodic table of the elements in chemistry, and I put 'Metallium' instead of 'Magnesium.' And it's all your fault!!
Xelloss: How is it my fault?
Nova-chan: Your LAST NAME is Metallium, or have you forgotten??
Xelloss: Did I have a CHOICE in the matter??
Nova-chan: :P
Zelgadis: This is the solving of our little 'problem,' ne?
Nova-chan: Egg-zactly!
Gourry: Egg, egg, egg!
Xelloss: So, what did you make on that little test of yours, hmm?
Nova-chan: A 98. NINETY-EIGHT!! I would've had a 100 if you had never been born.
Xelloss: Gee, I feel so important.
Nova-chan: Well, you really shouldn't, you know.
Xelloss: :P
**
Amelia plopped the five babies on her bad, lay on it herself, and groaned.
"Lollipop?" Gourry asked.
"Not now, Baby Mr. Gourry," she replied, waving her hand around. "Miss Auntie Amelia has a headache."
She heard a sniffle. "Wasn't me?" Xelloss whined.
"What wasn't you?" the oujo wondered.
"Namagomi!!" Filia wailed, as if she wanted something, rather than to yell at Xelloss.
"What is it?" Amelia inquired, beginning to worry.
"Mommy!" Zelgadis cried, tears filling in his big eyes.
Lina lay down and exclaimed, "Jellyfish!" while rubbing her tummy.
"Oh!" Amelia shouted, realization finally striking. "You're all hungry!!"
They all nodded.
"Oh-kay! Kitchen time!!"
**
Kawaii Konversations
NoV: Gomen, but I need to pause here to play something. Xelloss, (game show host) if you can name the five games I made up every day of this week, you shall win this ENTIRE can of Spam!!
Xelloss: (feels the spotlight) Um...gee...I....Monday was What Kind of Rush. Tuesday...Tuesday was Name That Spring!!! Wednesday was..um...One of a Kind Baby Shampoo. Thursday's easy. It was 1-800-What? And today, Friday, was There's Always Room For-Blank.
NoV: Yay!! Congratulations, Xelloss-san, you've won an entire can of Spam!!! (Clap, clap)
Zelgadis: Was there any kind of point or sub-plot in mind when you decided to do this?
NoV: No. Not really. I got kinda bored with Amelia.
Amelia: Miss Nova-chan!! That's a rude and inJust statement!!
NoV: Well, what about you, going around changing boy diapers and whatnot??
Amelia: Am I supposed to let them rot??
NoV: I consider anything that would make Bishounen blush inJust.
Zelgadis: Bishounen blushed when he watched Bambi.
Bishounen: I did not!
Movie: Bambi! Bambi!!
Bishounen: (blush)
Zelgadis: See?
NoV: Well, anyway, I don't wanna keep doing this fic, but I guess I will anyway.
**
Once in the kitchen, Amelia placed all of the chibified Slayers in high chairs.
"Now," she said, walking over to Filia, "what do you want to eat?"
"Namagomi! Namagomi!!" Filia shrieked, cheerily as Xelloss sank down in his chair.
"Now, Baby Miss Filia," Amelia argued, "I'm sure you don't want to eat Baby Mr. Xelloss, do you?"
Chibi-Filia shook her head violently. "Namagomi!! Namagomi!!" She motioned drinking tea and eating cookies.
"I see!" the princess exclaimed, clapping her hands. "Tea and crumpets!"
"Namagomi!" Filia shouted, nodding.
"All right." Amelia found some tea and a box of cookies and handed them to Filia. "Baby Mr. Zelgadis, what do you-coffee, right?" Amelia smiled, knowingly.
"Mommy!" Zel cried.
The oujo poured some straight coffee into a sipping cup and handed it to him.
"Now, Baby Miss Lina and Baby Mr. Gourry want EVERYTHING. Right?" She paused.
"Lollipop!"
"Jellyfish!"
"And, Baby Mr. Xelloss, you want ice cream?"
"Wasn't me!"
**
Messily all the babies finished their meals. They had covered themselves in various food items and were patting their full stomachs.
"Now, you all need a bath," Amelia squeaked.
Xelloss, Zelgadis, and Gourry froze, and then began shouting their individual phrases.
"Oh, come on," Amelia said, picking Gourry up. "We're all mature adults- well...maybe not..but, anyway. The point is I'm not going to live with miniature pig sties!"
By now she had all but one baby squished in her arms.
She looked around. "Baby Mr. Xelloss" she wondered. "Where'd you go?" The oujo grew stern. "Baby Mr. Xelloss, there will be no teleporting in the house!"
She looked under his high chair, in the oven, in the refrigerator, and under the table, but no baby Xelloss.
Amelia gasped. "I lost him! What'll Zelas say?? She'll hurt me!"
The princess began to frantically run around the house, still clamped onto the other four children.
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!!"
**
NoV: Part one is over.
Xelloss: La-dee-freaking-da.
NoV: That's NoV's phrase! (pout) Yai!
Xelloss: ...it's wai.
NoV: I like yai better. :P
Bishounen: But you shouldn't deny the fact that the word is wai, and not yai.
NoV: Kimi-san made up yai!! It's one of the only things I remember about her...
Xelloss: You saw her six hours ago.
NoV: Yes, but she hasn't contacted me since then.
Zelgadis: You've got detachment issues.
Bishounen: Tissue?
Zelgadis: Issue.
Bishounen: Oh. Sorry.
NoV: New contest! If anyone can guess where lil Xelloss went, you win a picture of the babies and Amelia! Send in your guesses!