Amelia's Solved Mystery Part 2
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Kawaii Konversations
NoV: ..(sniffle) Zelgadis..
Zelgadis: What?
NoV: I just listened to your image song and it made me cry..
Zelgadis: Which one?
NoV: More than Words.
Zelgadis: Oh.
NoV: Don't just 'oh' about it!! It made me CRY. Comfort me.
Zelgadis: ..
Bishounen: Poor dear, sweet Nova-chan.
NoV: Like that. Now you try, Zelly.
Zelgadis: ..no! (Runs away)
Bishounen: Don't worry. He's just afraid of commitments.
NoV: Yes, whether he admits it or not, our lovely lil Zelgadis is paranoid.
**Suddenly everyone in Nova-chan's Room is transported to Wolf Pack Island**
Xelloss: Muahaha!! Welcome to Xelloss' Room and Hentai Hullabaloo.
NoV: WELCOME TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Xelloss: (Cough) Um..oh-kay?
Zelgadis: (hiding, but realizes that rather than being in a closet he is in a coffin) AAAAHHHH!!! (jumps out of the coffin and into Bishounen's arms) (to Xelloss) WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU??? WHY DO YOU HAVE A COFFIN IN YOUR BEDROOM-hello Bishounen..
Bishounen: (blush) Zelgadis, not now. Not while people are looking.
Zelgadis: EW!! I'M SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS!!
Xelloss: Just for Hentai Hullabaloo, I decorated my room like a horror film.
NoV: Film is such an old word.
Xelloss: No. WORD is an old word.
NoV: I wonder what the OLDEST word is.
Xelloss: A.
NoV: Are you sure?
Xelloss: It's the first in the dictionary.
NoV: I guess that makes sense.
Zelgadis: (recovering) Can I go home? I've been completely creeped by everyone in this room.
NoV: You haven't been creeped by me yet, though.
Zelgadis: (huff) Fine.
NoV: ...
Zelgadis: ...
NoV: Daaaaaaaavid.
Zelgadis: UM!!! Can I go now?
NoV: Kay.
Zelgadis: (bows, then leaves)
NoV: So...comfy in Hentai Hullabaloo...
Xelloss: Isn't it?
NoV: Yes..but, can I redecorate before the next one?
Xelloss: ...as long as it's not girly.
NoV: Gotcha.
Xelloss: ^;^
NoV: Did you know that nobody guessed where Baby-Xelloss was?
Xelloss: Really?
NoV: Really.
Bishounen: Where is he?
NoV: Now, that, my incompetent creation, is a---very funny story, actually.
Xelloss: -.-0..^.^ At least you didn't copyright my lovely lil RE-RE-RE- Copyrighted phrase.
NoV: ^_^ I knew you'd approve.
Xelloss: I do, indeed.
Bishounen: What is the story about?
NoV: Oh! Well, THAT is a secret.
Xelloss: No!! I KNEW you were just like all the others!! Darn you!!
NoV: Ficcie time!
Xelloss: I'm taking you to court!!
**
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!!" Amelia cried, frantically, flinging open door after door. She opened her own door, and searched in it for the missing toddler. She found nothing.
Still carrying her bundles, she rushed across the hall into Xelloss' room. Other than the fact that there appeared to be a séance going on inside, she didn't see anything peculiar.
She headed to Gourry's room. On the way, there were squeaking and giggling noises that made the oujo raise an eyebrow. She opened the swordsman's door.
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!" she exclaimed, in relief. "There you are!"
Chibi-Xelloss turned to look at her, and smiled, impishly. He attempted to conceal what he was holding and turned away.
"What do you have there?" Amelia wondered.
He shook his head and tried to crawl away while holding onto the object that was squeaking.
Baby Gourry's face lit up and he smiled. "Lollipop! Lollipop!!" he shrieked, in acknowledgement.
Amelia stepped cautiously toward the delinquent mazoku-baby, who was still trying to conceal his object.
"Now, Baby Mr. Xelloss," she reasoned, "we shouldn't keep secrets like this from each other. I mean, come on, it can't be that bad."
The thing squeaked in agreement.
"Wasn't me!!" Xelloss wailed.
Amelia dropped all of the babies she was carrying and dove at Xelloss. "Lemme see it!!" she yelled, losing her Justice-like composure.
Baby-Xelloss froze as Amelia loomed over him, seething. He cowardly handed her the pink thing he was holding. Amelia's eyes focused on the Gaav-bunny he was holding, which now had little ribbons in its ears.
The girl gasped. "Baby Mr. Xelloss! He looks so kawaii!!"
Gaav sweatdropped and crossed his arms, squirming around in Amelia's grasp.
Baka Saygram, he grumbled to himself.
**
Hentai Hullabaloo:
NoV: Welcome back for the break!
Xelloss: (Wearing a blindfold) She's redecorating and doesn't want me to see.
Bishounen: (sweatdrop) Believe me, you don't want you to see, either.
NoV: (painting the walls pink) CreaTIVITY!!! (cough) Sorry. (keeps painting) So, anyway, I bet nobody knew Xelloss would be so good at fashioning Bunny-Gaav!
Xelloss: (giggle) Bunny-Gaav.
Gourry: I like lollipops.
Bishounen: It would appear that you do...I want to be a baby.
NoV: Hee-hee. You do?
Bishounen: At least in the ficcie.
NoV: Nope. Sorry, but your place is in Kawaii Konversations, Hentai Hullabaloo, and POWne.
Bishounen: Fluff. Couldn't you turn me into a baby in POWne?
NoV: Do you REALLY want to be vulnerable to Omae O Korosu like that?
Bishounen: I CHANGED MY MIND!! DON'T DO THAT!!
NoV: I didn't think so. (paints a daisy)
Zelas: (Walks in, smoking and drinking and eating and coughing and slurring) Xelloss, the toilet's backed up again-oh, I'm sorry. (eyes her priest) Am I interrupting something.
Xelloss: (big squiggly eyes that aren't visible because of the blindfold) Zelas-sama!! I love you!!!! How nice of you to visit me here in my room!! How are you today? I hope everything about your day is making you happy! Can we bake cookies later? Do you need a new cigarette? I like pie!
Zelas: Oh-kay. You can stop now. Tell me what you're doing, please.
Xelloss: WE'RE REDECORATING!! Isn't that just lovely?
Zelas: Yes, dear.
Xelloss: Broccoli is good for your skin!
Zelas: Is it? (calls a psychiatrist) I need an appointment for my son, ASAP. Yes. Thank-you.
Xelloss: Tomatoes are too!
Zelas: Oh-kay. I'm going to leave now. I'll find someone else to fix the toilet-
Xelloss: NO!!! I WANNA DO IT!! Let ME fix it!! After all, I'm perfectly capable and happy with my life right now!!
Bishounen: (Whispers to Nova-chan) Whatsa matter with him?
NoV: (pauses in painting a stick figure of Xelloss and looks at the mazoku) Umm..he gets that way around Zelas.
Bishounen: I see. Is it healthy for a mazoku to say genki things like that?
NoV: Honestly, I think he should probably explode or melt or something, but if it works for him, it works for him.
Bishounen: Let's start the ficcie so he can calm himself. (blush)
NoV: WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING?? STOP IT!!
Bishounen: (blushes harder) Sorry.
NoV: Oh, don't worry. I started crying in a restaurant because I couldn't figure out what kind of vegetables I wanted.
Bishounen: That has to be embarrassing.
NoV: It WAS. Thanx for bringing it up, baka.
Bishounen: I didn't!!
NoV: Ficcie time.
**
Finally, Amelia had gotten all five of the chibis into the bath.
She sighed in relief. "It's about time. Now, time to wash that icky baby food off of all of you."
She picked up the soap and inched toward Zelgadis, who was sitting next to Gourry. Lina was splashing Gourry because he was too close to her. Xelloss was sitting beside Lina, and grinning stupidly at Filia, who was desperately trying to cover herself with bubbles and the shower curtain.
Amelia washed Zelgadis' face and body until he glowed with clean.
"There, Baby Mr. Zelgadis!" she exclaimed. "You look as pretty as-something that's really pretty."
Chibi-Zelgadis beamed up at her. "Mommy!!"
Gourry noticed the soap in Amelia's hand and stared at it wide-eyed. He hid behind Lina's hair. Lina cried out in pain when her hair was pulled and whacked Gourry on the head. Gourry bolted into Filia, knocking her into Xelloss, who wailed and scooted into Lina, who tried to bap him, but bapped Zelgadis again. Zelgadis wailed.
"Kids!!" Amelia cried. "Let's get along! If we can't get along, Auntie Amelia will send all of you to bed without dessert."
All of their faces brightened at that instant. The prospect of something sugary and sweet was enough for them to pay the price of getting along.
"Oh-kay," Amelia said, contentedly, "now, Baby Mr. Gourry, time to wash!!"
However, this was too much of a price for Gourry to pay for dessert.
He started climbing up the shower curtain, in an attempt to get away from the impending doom of clean.
"Baby Mr. Gourry!!" Amelia shouted. "You get down here this instant!!"
He shook his head, frantically. The oujo began to try to shake him off the curtain, but he hung on tightly.
**
Meanwhile, Bunny-Gaav was sitting upstairs in a bunny-cage, plotting the demise of the slayers.
He sighed. My problems would have been solved had I simply left them as adults, he told himself. Hmm..if I reverse the spell, maybe that will solve my problem! But...how to get out of the cage?
He tried slipping through the bars, but his pudge wouldn't allow this.
Bunny-Gaav fiddled, impatiently with the lock on the door until it popped open.
He hopped out, bunny-style.
FREEDOM!!!! Now, to end my torment!!! he exclaimed to himself. He began to hop over to the door, but stopped and ripped the bows off of his ears. Much better. He continued hopping.
**
Hentai Hullabaloo
NoV: Story and Xelloss' room complete!!
Xelloss: Really? Can I see?
NoV: Are you over Zelas now?
Xelloss: She's so wonderful, don't you think?
NoV: Xelloss.
Xelloss: Yes, I'm over it. (adds darkly) But I'll NEVER be over her.
Bishounen: Now?
NoV: Now!
Bishounen: Yay! (flicks on the now-pink lights and heads over to Xelloss) Get ready! Spin, spin, spin! (Spins Xelloss around like he's going to play pin the tail on the donkey) Ta-DA!! (takes the blindfold off)
Xelloss: (dizzy) Everything looks pink.. (shakes off the hazy feeling) AAAAHH!! EVERYTHING IS PINK!!!!! (gazes unbelievingly at his room) This looks like a kindergarten classroom!! What have you done??
NoV: It's pretty! And kawaii!!
Xelloss: No! NO. You said you wouldn't do anything girly.
NoV: Oh, it's not girly.
Xelloss: Yes, it is!!
NoV: Is Bishounen a girl?
Xelloss: ..no.
NoV: Do you like the room, Bishounen?
Bishounen: (gives a thumbs-up)
NoV: See?
Xelloss: But-I-(feels the overwhelming cuteness cut off the blood flow to his brain) Too cute...goodbye, cruel world! (faints)
NoV: I think he liked it.
Bishounen: Definitely!
NoV: To be continued! Come on, Xel-chan. Get up..Xel-chan? Xelloss!!
**
Kawaii Konversations
NoV: ..(sniffle) Zelgadis..
Zelgadis: What?
NoV: I just listened to your image song and it made me cry..
Zelgadis: Which one?
NoV: More than Words.
Zelgadis: Oh.
NoV: Don't just 'oh' about it!! It made me CRY. Comfort me.
Zelgadis: ..
Bishounen: Poor dear, sweet Nova-chan.
NoV: Like that. Now you try, Zelly.
Zelgadis: ..no! (Runs away)
Bishounen: Don't worry. He's just afraid of commitments.
NoV: Yes, whether he admits it or not, our lovely lil Zelgadis is paranoid.
**Suddenly everyone in Nova-chan's Room is transported to Wolf Pack Island**
Xelloss: Muahaha!! Welcome to Xelloss' Room and Hentai Hullabaloo.
NoV: WELCOME TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Xelloss: (Cough) Um..oh-kay?
Zelgadis: (hiding, but realizes that rather than being in a closet he is in a coffin) AAAAHHHH!!! (jumps out of the coffin and into Bishounen's arms) (to Xelloss) WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU??? WHY DO YOU HAVE A COFFIN IN YOUR BEDROOM-hello Bishounen..
Bishounen: (blush) Zelgadis, not now. Not while people are looking.
Zelgadis: EW!! I'M SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS!!
Xelloss: Just for Hentai Hullabaloo, I decorated my room like a horror film.
NoV: Film is such an old word.
Xelloss: No. WORD is an old word.
NoV: I wonder what the OLDEST word is.
Xelloss: A.
NoV: Are you sure?
Xelloss: It's the first in the dictionary.
NoV: I guess that makes sense.
Zelgadis: (recovering) Can I go home? I've been completely creeped by everyone in this room.
NoV: You haven't been creeped by me yet, though.
Zelgadis: (huff) Fine.
NoV: ...
Zelgadis: ...
NoV: Daaaaaaaavid.
Zelgadis: UM!!! Can I go now?
NoV: Kay.
Zelgadis: (bows, then leaves)
NoV: So...comfy in Hentai Hullabaloo...
Xelloss: Isn't it?
NoV: Yes..but, can I redecorate before the next one?
Xelloss: ...as long as it's not girly.
NoV: Gotcha.
Xelloss: ^;^
NoV: Did you know that nobody guessed where Baby-Xelloss was?
Xelloss: Really?
NoV: Really.
Bishounen: Where is he?
NoV: Now, that, my incompetent creation, is a---very funny story, actually.
Xelloss: -.-0..^.^ At least you didn't copyright my lovely lil RE-RE-RE- Copyrighted phrase.
NoV: ^_^ I knew you'd approve.
Xelloss: I do, indeed.
Bishounen: What is the story about?
NoV: Oh! Well, THAT is a secret.
Xelloss: No!! I KNEW you were just like all the others!! Darn you!!
NoV: Ficcie time!
Xelloss: I'm taking you to court!!
**
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!!" Amelia cried, frantically, flinging open door after door. She opened her own door, and searched in it for the missing toddler. She found nothing.
Still carrying her bundles, she rushed across the hall into Xelloss' room. Other than the fact that there appeared to be a séance going on inside, she didn't see anything peculiar.
She headed to Gourry's room. On the way, there were squeaking and giggling noises that made the oujo raise an eyebrow. She opened the swordsman's door.
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!" she exclaimed, in relief. "There you are!"
Chibi-Xelloss turned to look at her, and smiled, impishly. He attempted to conceal what he was holding and turned away.
"What do you have there?" Amelia wondered.
He shook his head and tried to crawl away while holding onto the object that was squeaking.
Baby Gourry's face lit up and he smiled. "Lollipop! Lollipop!!" he shrieked, in acknowledgement.
Amelia stepped cautiously toward the delinquent mazoku-baby, who was still trying to conceal his object.
"Now, Baby Mr. Xelloss," she reasoned, "we shouldn't keep secrets like this from each other. I mean, come on, it can't be that bad."
The thing squeaked in agreement.
"Wasn't me!!" Xelloss wailed.
Amelia dropped all of the babies she was carrying and dove at Xelloss. "Lemme see it!!" she yelled, losing her Justice-like composure.
Baby-Xelloss froze as Amelia loomed over him, seething. He cowardly handed her the pink thing he was holding. Amelia's eyes focused on the Gaav-bunny he was holding, which now had little ribbons in its ears.
The girl gasped. "Baby Mr. Xelloss! He looks so kawaii!!"
Gaav sweatdropped and crossed his arms, squirming around in Amelia's grasp.
Baka Saygram, he grumbled to himself.
**
Hentai Hullabaloo:
NoV: Welcome back for the break!
Xelloss: (Wearing a blindfold) She's redecorating and doesn't want me to see.
Bishounen: (sweatdrop) Believe me, you don't want you to see, either.
NoV: (painting the walls pink) CreaTIVITY!!! (cough) Sorry. (keeps painting) So, anyway, I bet nobody knew Xelloss would be so good at fashioning Bunny-Gaav!
Xelloss: (giggle) Bunny-Gaav.
Gourry: I like lollipops.
Bishounen: It would appear that you do...I want to be a baby.
NoV: Hee-hee. You do?
Bishounen: At least in the ficcie.
NoV: Nope. Sorry, but your place is in Kawaii Konversations, Hentai Hullabaloo, and POWne.
Bishounen: Fluff. Couldn't you turn me into a baby in POWne?
NoV: Do you REALLY want to be vulnerable to Omae O Korosu like that?
Bishounen: I CHANGED MY MIND!! DON'T DO THAT!!
NoV: I didn't think so. (paints a daisy)
Zelas: (Walks in, smoking and drinking and eating and coughing and slurring) Xelloss, the toilet's backed up again-oh, I'm sorry. (eyes her priest) Am I interrupting something.
Xelloss: (big squiggly eyes that aren't visible because of the blindfold) Zelas-sama!! I love you!!!! How nice of you to visit me here in my room!! How are you today? I hope everything about your day is making you happy! Can we bake cookies later? Do you need a new cigarette? I like pie!
Zelas: Oh-kay. You can stop now. Tell me what you're doing, please.
Xelloss: WE'RE REDECORATING!! Isn't that just lovely?
Zelas: Yes, dear.
Xelloss: Broccoli is good for your skin!
Zelas: Is it? (calls a psychiatrist) I need an appointment for my son, ASAP. Yes. Thank-you.
Xelloss: Tomatoes are too!
Zelas: Oh-kay. I'm going to leave now. I'll find someone else to fix the toilet-
Xelloss: NO!!! I WANNA DO IT!! Let ME fix it!! After all, I'm perfectly capable and happy with my life right now!!
Bishounen: (Whispers to Nova-chan) Whatsa matter with him?
NoV: (pauses in painting a stick figure of Xelloss and looks at the mazoku) Umm..he gets that way around Zelas.
Bishounen: I see. Is it healthy for a mazoku to say genki things like that?
NoV: Honestly, I think he should probably explode or melt or something, but if it works for him, it works for him.
Bishounen: Let's start the ficcie so he can calm himself. (blush)
NoV: WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING?? STOP IT!!
Bishounen: (blushes harder) Sorry.
NoV: Oh, don't worry. I started crying in a restaurant because I couldn't figure out what kind of vegetables I wanted.
Bishounen: That has to be embarrassing.
NoV: It WAS. Thanx for bringing it up, baka.
Bishounen: I didn't!!
NoV: Ficcie time.
**
Finally, Amelia had gotten all five of the chibis into the bath.
She sighed in relief. "It's about time. Now, time to wash that icky baby food off of all of you."
She picked up the soap and inched toward Zelgadis, who was sitting next to Gourry. Lina was splashing Gourry because he was too close to her. Xelloss was sitting beside Lina, and grinning stupidly at Filia, who was desperately trying to cover herself with bubbles and the shower curtain.
Amelia washed Zelgadis' face and body until he glowed with clean.
"There, Baby Mr. Zelgadis!" she exclaimed. "You look as pretty as-something that's really pretty."
Chibi-Zelgadis beamed up at her. "Mommy!!"
Gourry noticed the soap in Amelia's hand and stared at it wide-eyed. He hid behind Lina's hair. Lina cried out in pain when her hair was pulled and whacked Gourry on the head. Gourry bolted into Filia, knocking her into Xelloss, who wailed and scooted into Lina, who tried to bap him, but bapped Zelgadis again. Zelgadis wailed.
"Kids!!" Amelia cried. "Let's get along! If we can't get along, Auntie Amelia will send all of you to bed without dessert."
All of their faces brightened at that instant. The prospect of something sugary and sweet was enough for them to pay the price of getting along.
"Oh-kay," Amelia said, contentedly, "now, Baby Mr. Gourry, time to wash!!"
However, this was too much of a price for Gourry to pay for dessert.
He started climbing up the shower curtain, in an attempt to get away from the impending doom of clean.
"Baby Mr. Gourry!!" Amelia shouted. "You get down here this instant!!"
He shook his head, frantically. The oujo began to try to shake him off the curtain, but he hung on tightly.
**
Meanwhile, Bunny-Gaav was sitting upstairs in a bunny-cage, plotting the demise of the slayers.
He sighed. My problems would have been solved had I simply left them as adults, he told himself. Hmm..if I reverse the spell, maybe that will solve my problem! But...how to get out of the cage?
He tried slipping through the bars, but his pudge wouldn't allow this.
Bunny-Gaav fiddled, impatiently with the lock on the door until it popped open.
He hopped out, bunny-style.
FREEDOM!!!! Now, to end my torment!!! he exclaimed to himself. He began to hop over to the door, but stopped and ripped the bows off of his ears. Much better. He continued hopping.
**
Hentai Hullabaloo
NoV: Story and Xelloss' room complete!!
Xelloss: Really? Can I see?
NoV: Are you over Zelas now?
Xelloss: She's so wonderful, don't you think?
NoV: Xelloss.
Xelloss: Yes, I'm over it. (adds darkly) But I'll NEVER be over her.
Bishounen: Now?
NoV: Now!
Bishounen: Yay! (flicks on the now-pink lights and heads over to Xelloss) Get ready! Spin, spin, spin! (Spins Xelloss around like he's going to play pin the tail on the donkey) Ta-DA!! (takes the blindfold off)
Xelloss: (dizzy) Everything looks pink.. (shakes off the hazy feeling) AAAAHH!! EVERYTHING IS PINK!!!!! (gazes unbelievingly at his room) This looks like a kindergarten classroom!! What have you done??
NoV: It's pretty! And kawaii!!
Xelloss: No! NO. You said you wouldn't do anything girly.
NoV: Oh, it's not girly.
Xelloss: Yes, it is!!
NoV: Is Bishounen a girl?
Xelloss: ..no.
NoV: Do you like the room, Bishounen?
Bishounen: (gives a thumbs-up)
NoV: See?
Xelloss: But-I-(feels the overwhelming cuteness cut off the blood flow to his brain) Too cute...goodbye, cruel world! (faints)
NoV: I think he liked it.
Bishounen: Definitely!
NoV: To be continued! Come on, Xel-chan. Get up..Xel-chan? Xelloss!!