Amelia's Solved Mystery Part 3
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Hentai Hullabaloo:
NoV: (is fanning Xelloss with a stuffed monkey) Welcome to Part 3!
Xelloss: Zelas-mommy?
NoV: No, no. I'm Nova-chan, remember?
Bishounen: Maybe redecorating was a bad idea.
NoV: Do you think so? Well, when next we meet, audience, we'll be-somewhere else!
**
Amelia struggled to get Chibi-Gourry off the curtain.
"Baby Mr. Gourry! I'm making chocolate pudding for dessert!" she tried to persuade him. "If you come down right now, you can still have some."
The baby blond shook his head. "Lollipop!"
"Oh-kay, I'll give you a lollipop, then. Just come down!!!"
Immediately, he let go of the curtain and slid toward the tub.
"Baby Mr. Gourry!!!!!" Amelia screamed, rushing forward to catch him before he cracked his skull wide open. One would hate to think of how horribly the blood would clash with the blue wallpaper.
She caught him, but was leaning in such an angle that she couldn't maintain her balance, and fell into the tub.
All the children were splashed with water and suds, and Amelia was soaked, of course.
Remarkably, there was no more food, sticky mess on any of the babies' faces.
Amelia gaped at this discovery. "You're all clean!!" She stood up and dripped for a minute. "Oh-kay, pajama time!!"
"Lollipop!!"
"Wasn't me!"
"Namagomi!"
"Jellyfish!"
"Mommy!!" were the protests.
"Oh, dessert, sorry." Amelia sighed. It looked as if they would need another bath. "Unless.." She pondered aloud, and then smirked. "Yes. Muahahahahahaha!!"
**
At last, Bunny-Gaav managed to squeeze under the door of Gourry's room. His bunny heart pounded in his bunny chest.
"Haha!!" he cackled. Freedom, he thought. Now, all I have to do is make it down the-stairs? He stared at the long flight of stairs and gulped.
**
Amelia and the chibified slayers were once again downstairs. Amelia was getting out chocolate pudding and a lollipop. The children sat in their high chairs in giant raincoats that were made for people twenty times their size.
Amelia set a plastic spoon and a bowl of pudding at every baby's table, sans Gourry, who was handed a lollipop.
"Lollipop!!!" he cried, contentedly, beginning to lick it.
Clumsily, Lina and the others began to stuff pudding into their mouths. Amelia watched in satisfaction. None of them were getting dirty or sticky, and that was a very good thing.
That is, until they discovered that they could take the rain coats off.
Gourry was the first to do this, and once he did, he waved his sucker around, happily, and accidentally stuck it in his hair. He tried moving it and found that not only would it not move, it hurt when he tried.
He began wailing.
"Baby Mr. Gourry!! Shh!! It's oh-kay!!" Amelia exclaimed, comfortingly. "Auntie Amelia will get it out! Don't you worry!" She began to tug on the candy.
Xelloss, awed by Gourry's genius, tossed his raincoat aside and threw a handful of pudding up into the air.
Filia looked at him, disgustedly, and continued to properly eat her pudding.
Xelloss began to get envious, and yanked Filia's raincoat away, and then threw some of his pudding at her, and hit her in the face.
Filia began to wail.
"Baby Miss Filia! It's oh-kay!!" Amelia shushed, wiping her face with a napkin. "Baby Mr. Xelloss! That's bad!!" she scolded.
Xelloss' eyes began to water.
And then he began to wail.
Lina took advantage of this opportunity and tossed her entire bowl of pudding at Gourry, who was still tugging on the lollipop in his hair. Once he looked up, he saw a storm cloud made of chocolate pudding raining down on him. His eyes lit up and he opened his mouth. Instead of catching it, he was splattered in the eyes with Lina's pudding.
He began to wail again.
He paused long enough to throw some pudding that had fallen on his tray at Lina.
Lina began to wail because of all the wasted pudding.
Zelgadis was being good and eating his pudding with the spoon, oblivious to the chaos going on around him. He found that his raincoat was prohibiting him from eating the pudding, so he took it off and tossed it aside.
Xelloss splattered him with pudding.
Zelgadis began to wail.
Amelia backed away from the shrieking and crying and food-fighting children. She looked up at the sky.
"L-SAMA!!! JUST LET ME DIE!!!!!" she shouted.
**
Baka Bonsai:
Gourry: Welcome to my room and Baka Bonsai!!
NoV: Mm-hmm. We had to come here so Xelloss can recover.
Xelloss: I remember seeing pink-and then a bright light-and then, I was here..I'm so confused..
Bishounen: Lovely room, Gourry.
Gourry: (big eyes) Isn't it??
NoV: (sits on a bean bag chair) (Something goes 'squick') Gourry. WHAT did you put in this bean bag chair?
Gourry: (obviously lying) Uh..nothing?
NoV: SURE. (unzips the bean bag chair and pulls out a handful of something gooey) EW!! What is this?? Don't tell me this is chicken salad.
Bishounen: It isn't chicken salad.
NoV: It isn't?
Bishounen: It is. But you said to tell you that it isn't.
NoV: Oh, right. Sorry. Gourry? Why did you put chicken salad in your bean bag chair?
Gourry: Um..no reason.
NoV: Oh-kay, back to the ficcie.
Xelloss: Ficcie? Where have I heard that before?
**
When Amelia turned back around, all of the children were dead asleep, amidst all the chocolate pudding.
She stared up at the ceiling and whispered, "Thank-you."
**
Amelia tucked all of the chibis into her bed.
"Good night," she said, softly, smiling at them.
Five seconds later, she collapsed on the floor and began snoring away.
**
Bunny-Gaav had mastered the art of hopping down the stairs. He then hopped into the kitchen and grinned evilly.
Muahaha. Now I've got you-WHERE ARE THEY??? he cried to himself.
He looked around and saw a trail of chocolate pudding going back up the stairs.
But, I-why didn't I see them go up there???
**
Bunny Gaav Flashback:
Must...get...downstairs...zzzzzzzzzzzz...
**
Curses!!!
**
Hours later...
Finally...made it...up...steps...NOW!! To get everything back to normal so I can take over the world!!!
Bunny-Gaav was surprised to find that he couldn't slip under Amelia's door.
Have I gained weight?? he demanded of himself.
He sprayed the magic spell under the door, hoping it would hit the right persons.
**
That morning:
A full-grown Filia stretched and yawned. She found something attached to her and glanced over her shoulder to meet purple eyes.
"Morning Fi-chan!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NAMAGOMI!!!!"
"It wasn't me!! I was Zelgadis!! Naughty Zelgadis snuggling with Filia!!" Xelloss scolded.
"Eat mace, mazoku-boy!!"
BAM!
Xelloss went flying out the window.
Lina woke up to Filia's yelling and something sticky all in her hair. When she looked beside her, she saw Gourry, attached to her by a giant sucker.
"Gourry!! What in the heck do you think you're doing????" she cried.
Gourry kept snoring.
Zelgadis groaned and rolled over. He rolled over a bit too far and fell off the bed.
He landed with a thud and heard a cry.
What he saw did not thrill him.
It was Baby-Amelia.
"Gods, help me."
**
NoV: The end!! No more! I don't wanna write anymore about the babies!!!
Xelloss: I like babies.
Bishounen: I hope this is only temporary.
NoV: We all do.
Gourry: Hey! This chicken salad is still good!!
NoV: I think we should go back to Kawaii Konversations next time.
Xelloss: But I wanna do Hentai Hullabaloo!!
NoV: (huff) Fine. We'll take a vote. Viewers, this is where you come in! If you want Nova-chan's room, vote Kawaii Konversations! For Xelloss' room, vote Hentai Hullabaloo! Gourry's room is Baka Bonsai. Zelgadis' room is Gloomy Gossip. Lina-chan's room is Firey Fortress! And Filia's room is the Macey Placey! So, vote! BTW, Puzzler left a review for the fist chappie that said 'You' and the second one that said 'Suck.'
Xelloss: Aw, how cute. It took her an entire three days to come up with a two-word sentence.
NoV: Hmm....yeah..VOTE!!
**
Hentai Hullabaloo:
NoV: (is fanning Xelloss with a stuffed monkey) Welcome to Part 3!
Xelloss: Zelas-mommy?
NoV: No, no. I'm Nova-chan, remember?
Bishounen: Maybe redecorating was a bad idea.
NoV: Do you think so? Well, when next we meet, audience, we'll be-somewhere else!
**
Amelia struggled to get Chibi-Gourry off the curtain.
"Baby Mr. Gourry! I'm making chocolate pudding for dessert!" she tried to persuade him. "If you come down right now, you can still have some."
The baby blond shook his head. "Lollipop!"
"Oh-kay, I'll give you a lollipop, then. Just come down!!!"
Immediately, he let go of the curtain and slid toward the tub.
"Baby Mr. Gourry!!!!!" Amelia screamed, rushing forward to catch him before he cracked his skull wide open. One would hate to think of how horribly the blood would clash with the blue wallpaper.
She caught him, but was leaning in such an angle that she couldn't maintain her balance, and fell into the tub.
All the children were splashed with water and suds, and Amelia was soaked, of course.
Remarkably, there was no more food, sticky mess on any of the babies' faces.
Amelia gaped at this discovery. "You're all clean!!" She stood up and dripped for a minute. "Oh-kay, pajama time!!"
"Lollipop!!"
"Wasn't me!"
"Namagomi!"
"Jellyfish!"
"Mommy!!" were the protests.
"Oh, dessert, sorry." Amelia sighed. It looked as if they would need another bath. "Unless.." She pondered aloud, and then smirked. "Yes. Muahahahahahaha!!"
**
At last, Bunny-Gaav managed to squeeze under the door of Gourry's room. His bunny heart pounded in his bunny chest.
"Haha!!" he cackled. Freedom, he thought. Now, all I have to do is make it down the-stairs? He stared at the long flight of stairs and gulped.
**
Amelia and the chibified slayers were once again downstairs. Amelia was getting out chocolate pudding and a lollipop. The children sat in their high chairs in giant raincoats that were made for people twenty times their size.
Amelia set a plastic spoon and a bowl of pudding at every baby's table, sans Gourry, who was handed a lollipop.
"Lollipop!!!" he cried, contentedly, beginning to lick it.
Clumsily, Lina and the others began to stuff pudding into their mouths. Amelia watched in satisfaction. None of them were getting dirty or sticky, and that was a very good thing.
That is, until they discovered that they could take the rain coats off.
Gourry was the first to do this, and once he did, he waved his sucker around, happily, and accidentally stuck it in his hair. He tried moving it and found that not only would it not move, it hurt when he tried.
He began wailing.
"Baby Mr. Gourry!! Shh!! It's oh-kay!!" Amelia exclaimed, comfortingly. "Auntie Amelia will get it out! Don't you worry!" She began to tug on the candy.
Xelloss, awed by Gourry's genius, tossed his raincoat aside and threw a handful of pudding up into the air.
Filia looked at him, disgustedly, and continued to properly eat her pudding.
Xelloss began to get envious, and yanked Filia's raincoat away, and then threw some of his pudding at her, and hit her in the face.
Filia began to wail.
"Baby Miss Filia! It's oh-kay!!" Amelia shushed, wiping her face with a napkin. "Baby Mr. Xelloss! That's bad!!" she scolded.
Xelloss' eyes began to water.
And then he began to wail.
Lina took advantage of this opportunity and tossed her entire bowl of pudding at Gourry, who was still tugging on the lollipop in his hair. Once he looked up, he saw a storm cloud made of chocolate pudding raining down on him. His eyes lit up and he opened his mouth. Instead of catching it, he was splattered in the eyes with Lina's pudding.
He began to wail again.
He paused long enough to throw some pudding that had fallen on his tray at Lina.
Lina began to wail because of all the wasted pudding.
Zelgadis was being good and eating his pudding with the spoon, oblivious to the chaos going on around him. He found that his raincoat was prohibiting him from eating the pudding, so he took it off and tossed it aside.
Xelloss splattered him with pudding.
Zelgadis began to wail.
Amelia backed away from the shrieking and crying and food-fighting children. She looked up at the sky.
"L-SAMA!!! JUST LET ME DIE!!!!!" she shouted.
**
Baka Bonsai:
Gourry: Welcome to my room and Baka Bonsai!!
NoV: Mm-hmm. We had to come here so Xelloss can recover.
Xelloss: I remember seeing pink-and then a bright light-and then, I was here..I'm so confused..
Bishounen: Lovely room, Gourry.
Gourry: (big eyes) Isn't it??
NoV: (sits on a bean bag chair) (Something goes 'squick') Gourry. WHAT did you put in this bean bag chair?
Gourry: (obviously lying) Uh..nothing?
NoV: SURE. (unzips the bean bag chair and pulls out a handful of something gooey) EW!! What is this?? Don't tell me this is chicken salad.
Bishounen: It isn't chicken salad.
NoV: It isn't?
Bishounen: It is. But you said to tell you that it isn't.
NoV: Oh, right. Sorry. Gourry? Why did you put chicken salad in your bean bag chair?
Gourry: Um..no reason.
NoV: Oh-kay, back to the ficcie.
Xelloss: Ficcie? Where have I heard that before?
**
When Amelia turned back around, all of the children were dead asleep, amidst all the chocolate pudding.
She stared up at the ceiling and whispered, "Thank-you."
**
Amelia tucked all of the chibis into her bed.
"Good night," she said, softly, smiling at them.
Five seconds later, she collapsed on the floor and began snoring away.
**
Bunny-Gaav had mastered the art of hopping down the stairs. He then hopped into the kitchen and grinned evilly.
Muahaha. Now I've got you-WHERE ARE THEY??? he cried to himself.
He looked around and saw a trail of chocolate pudding going back up the stairs.
But, I-why didn't I see them go up there???
**
Bunny Gaav Flashback:
Must...get...downstairs...zzzzzzzzzzzz...
**
Curses!!!
**
Hours later...
Finally...made it...up...steps...NOW!! To get everything back to normal so I can take over the world!!!
Bunny-Gaav was surprised to find that he couldn't slip under Amelia's door.
Have I gained weight?? he demanded of himself.
He sprayed the magic spell under the door, hoping it would hit the right persons.
**
That morning:
A full-grown Filia stretched and yawned. She found something attached to her and glanced over her shoulder to meet purple eyes.
"Morning Fi-chan!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NAMAGOMI!!!!"
"It wasn't me!! I was Zelgadis!! Naughty Zelgadis snuggling with Filia!!" Xelloss scolded.
"Eat mace, mazoku-boy!!"
BAM!
Xelloss went flying out the window.
Lina woke up to Filia's yelling and something sticky all in her hair. When she looked beside her, she saw Gourry, attached to her by a giant sucker.
"Gourry!! What in the heck do you think you're doing????" she cried.
Gourry kept snoring.
Zelgadis groaned and rolled over. He rolled over a bit too far and fell off the bed.
He landed with a thud and heard a cry.
What he saw did not thrill him.
It was Baby-Amelia.
"Gods, help me."
**
NoV: The end!! No more! I don't wanna write anymore about the babies!!!
Xelloss: I like babies.
Bishounen: I hope this is only temporary.
NoV: We all do.
Gourry: Hey! This chicken salad is still good!!
NoV: I think we should go back to Kawaii Konversations next time.
Xelloss: But I wanna do Hentai Hullabaloo!!
NoV: (huff) Fine. We'll take a vote. Viewers, this is where you come in! If you want Nova-chan's room, vote Kawaii Konversations! For Xelloss' room, vote Hentai Hullabaloo! Gourry's room is Baka Bonsai. Zelgadis' room is Gloomy Gossip. Lina-chan's room is Firey Fortress! And Filia's room is the Macey Placey! So, vote! BTW, Puzzler left a review for the fist chappie that said 'You' and the second one that said 'Suck.'
Xelloss: Aw, how cute. It took her an entire three days to come up with a two-word sentence.
NoV: Hmm....yeah..VOTE!!