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Episode 3 – Dirty Acts from a certain couple

It started off as a normal day. On such days, the residents of Hinata-sou would relax and enjoy each other's company. Since the summer had finally arrived, the air was warm and inviting. The soft, gentle aroma of life floated in the breeze. Just outside the inn, Keitaro, Naru and Kenichi were having an enjoyable time talking. Keitaro and Naru told of their many adventures together, while Kenichi told them of his numerous high school stories. At that moment, life at Hinata-sou seemed simple.

"No way did that really happen to you, Kenichi."

"I think he told me that one already, Naru," Keitaro said.

"Haha… it seems unlikely, but it really did happen!" Kenichi exclaimed.

It had only been three days since Kenichi was allowed to become a temporary resident. At first it was a very troublesome issue with the current residents, but as the days passed they became more accepting of Kenichi into their home.

"Good morning you guys!" Noriyasu Seta greeted as he walked toward the inn. "How is everyone today?"

The three of them turned toward the direction of their long time friend and mentor. What they saw made them wonder.

"Seta-san, what is wrong with you?" Naru asked in a worried manner. "You look like a zombie! I have never seen you so tired before."

"What are you talking about Naru-chan?" Seta asked. "I don't look like a zombie, do I?"

He quickly fixed his posture and straightened his clothes. He took out a cigarette and began to light it up.

"I guess it may be because lately, I have been up kind of late," Seta said. "These nights Haruka-chan and I have been…" *BAM*

"What were you planning to tell them?!" Haruka yelled as she sent Seta flying with one of her strongest punches. She looked at the three who were in shock and sighed. "He just hasn't been able to sleep lately so don't mind him."

Her expression quickly changed from annoyance to her usual passive look. She crossed her arms and walked away. Keitaro, Naru and Kenichi were left wondering what just unfolded before them. Naru was the first to speak.

"What was that all about?"

"I don't really know myself," Keitaro replied.

"I think I know!"

The three of them looked towards the direction of the voice. On cue Konno Mitsune came out with a sneaky look on her face.

"You were eavesdropping on us, weren't you, Kitsune?" Naru asked in a displeased manner.

"Hehe… I was hoping to see something happen between you three," Mitsune said. "Seta and Haruka are becoming more interesting though."

"That's pretty sneaky of you, Mitsune-san," Kenichi commented.

"Sneaky like a…"

"KITSUNE!" Kaolla yelled. "Shinobu says that there's a phone call for you!"

'For me?' Mitsune thought. 'Who could it be?'

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"FIRED?!"

The person on the other side of the phone must have been covering their ears as Mitsune screamed. She was the type of person who would float from job to job, quitting whenever it did not suit her anymore. But actually getting fired was a whole new experience for her. Realizing that arguing would not get her anywhere she slammed the phone down and walked away. It had started off as such a good day for her. Watching Seta and Haruka fight was very enjoyable in her odd world. But now that she didn't have a job anymore, she would have to go out and find another one.

'Blaah… that's the problem with being such a freelancer,' she thought. 'Searching for new jobs all the time is a big hassle.'

She began to slouch around. Usually when something fun was happening she would be energetic and alert. The idea of job hunting took away all of her energy.

'Maybe I should eat something first,' Mitsune thought as she headed toward the kitchen. 'Sounds like Kenichi is joking around with Shinobu again.'

In the kitchen Mitsune saw Shinobu and Kenichi laughing at what was probably another one of Kenichi's tales. She took a quick look at Kenichi and thought of a devious plan.

"Hey Kenichi…" Mitsune said in a seductive manner. "Do you want to help me?"

"Sure thing Mitsune-san, what do you need help…eh?!" Kenichi yelped as Mitsune grabbed him by the arm and dragged him along with her.

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"I'm tired Mitsune…" Kenichi whined.

"Fine, we can sit down here." Mitsune said as she headed toward a bench. The two of them were now in downtown Hinata, a growing marketplace filled with commuters of all ages. It was an area where train-goers would pick something up or eat before they would continued on to with their destinations. It was the perfect place to find a job.

Kenichi sighed as he looked at a clock.

'We went to twenty job openings so far in the last two hours,' he thought. 'And she rejected every single one of them. It is hot and humid, and to top it all off… Shinobu was supposed to bake me a cake this afternoon.'

"What are you sighing about?" Mitsune said in a prying manner.

"I wouldn't be sighing if you only took one of the job openings from earlier," Kenichi replied with a very annoyed look. "Why didn't you even consider any of them?"

"I have my own personal reasons…"

"Like what?"

"Break's over! Why are we wasting time? Let's go get me a job!"

Mitsune jumped up and started to dash away. Before she could go too far, Kenichi grabbed her arm.

"Hold on a second, Mitsune-san," he said out loud. Mitsune turned around and looked at him. She had never really studied him before. His eyes gave off a brief flicker of emotion.

'What was it that I just saw?' Mitsune wondered. 'Was it fear? Pain?… or something else?'

"What… is it that you want to say, Kenichi?"

"It's just…" Kenichi looked sheepishly as he continued. "I really am tired and… I want to know why you have rejected all the other jobs!" He yelled the last part out.

"What?!" Mitsune was surprised by his sudden change in demeanor. 'This guy is really odd.'

"Since you must know… I worked at all those places already" she replied.

"You have?!" Kenichi shouted in shock. "How? What?"

"I easily get bored with my jobs."

"Why did I even bother asking?" Kenichi said with a defeated attitude. "Want to go get a drink? It'll be on me…"

"Sure!" Mitsune exclaimed. 'Hmm… this situation is starting to turn into… a date. I am enjoying this.'

As the two of them walked by an ice cream shop, Mitsune took a glance of her reflection in the window.

'I'm not looking bad at all today,' she thought. 'Although I am only wearing a plain pair of pants and a t-shirt; the look I got going on should make him think about 'it' at least once or twice.' She giggled at her own dirty thoughts. 'I am so naughty today… this is turning out to be a lot of fun.'

"Hurry up would you?" Kenichi shouted. "I'm getting really tired… oh hey there!"

Approaching them were Motoko and Sara. Motoko wore casual clothes for once, yet her expression suggested that she wasn't enjoying where she was very much. She easily stood out among the crowd with her spring green dress.

"Hey, Motoko," Mitsune greeted. "What are the two of you doing together?"

"Hello, Mitsune-san. I promised Seta-san that I would take Sara out today." Motoko turned to face Kenichi. "Uhh… hello, Arai-san."

Kenichi blushed as Motoko greeted him so respectfully. "You don't have to say the honorific part Aoyama… I'm not really used to them. Umm… you look really… pretty today…"

"What?" Motoko shouted. "I don't need to hear this from you! I was just trying to be polite!"

"I just think you should wear a dress more often…"

"Quiet now or else!"

*Sigh* "Kenichi-kun, you shouldn't mess around with girls like that." Mitsune took Kenichi's arm in hers and rested her head on his shoulder.

"What are you doing, Mitsune?!" Kenichi said in a startled manner.

"You two look awfully close for two people that met only three days ago," Sara commented.

"No, that's not it at all," Kenichi said as he faced Motoko.

"Why are you telling me? I don't care!"

"What? Oh I know that… it's just…"

"Stop talking. Your excuses are annoying me."

"I am not trying to excuse myself!"

"Then why are you still talking?"

"Hold on a second, Aoyama…"

Motoko began to walk away. Kenichi, not satisfied with how things are happening followed Motoko. Sara saw the opportunity and stuck her foot out. Kenichi didn't see it and fell against Motoko. *BAM*

"Idiot," Motoko shouted as she punched Kenichi. "Stupid pervert!"

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"Hmmm, so Kenichi left with Kitsune," Keitaro said to himself. He had been doing his managerial duties ever since morning. He wiped his brow as he finished cleaning the last hallway. He knew he needed the exercise and so he didn't hesitate in allowing Kenichi to go out.

'It will probably do him good to get to know her,' Keitaro thought.

After a quick bath he went back to his room to study a bit. His marks really hadn't been high lately. The thought of what Naru would do if she knew made him shiver. But as soon as he got out his books and pencil he felt tired.

"Old habits never really die," Keitaro said as he lay down and thought of taking a nap. *Sniff sniff* "What's that smell?"

He looked around and immediately recognized a pile of dirty clothes. Some of which were probably Kenichi's. Placing all the dirty clothing into a basket, Keitaro headed out for the laundry room. He looked at the work he still had ahead of him and sighed.

"A manager's work is never finished."

But Keitaro was surprised as he walked into the laundry room. Naru was already there in her intimates as she washed her clothes.

"Ahh… I'm sorry, Narusegawa!" Keitaro yelled as he started to head out.

"Oh wait Keitaro!" Naru quickly dashed out at him and gave him a light tackle. Keitaro fell down with Naru on top of him.

"I am really sorry Narusegawa. I didn't know you were washing your clothes." He blushed as he felt Naru's slim body on his. Her chest was pushed against his own. The sensation was overtaking him.

"Keitaro…"

"Wha… your blushing Naruse…"

"Don't speak," Naru told him. "I was thinking of what Seta and Haruka have been up to and… And I think that I am ready to try 'it' again."

"What?" He wasn't prepared to hear such things. With Naru's 'warmth' against him and the gentle way she spoke, he felt a vast amount of blood gush out of his nose.

"Ahh Keitaro, do I have to keep on cleaning up after you?"

As much as Keitaro's perverted side tried to take control, the scenario was unreal to him. He picked himself off the ground and continued his way out of the laundry room. Seeing this, Naru quickly went after him again. She reached out and grabbed a hold of his pants, taking them down in the progress. Her force this time was a little too much and the two of them fell out of the room. As they came back to their senses they saw Shinobu right beside them. Her eyes were teary and she held her arms close to her body.

"Keitaro-senpai and Naru-senpai are doing 'that'…. Wahh!"

"This isn't what it looks like Shinobu-chan," Keitaro yelled as he chased after Shinobu.
"Hold on Keitaro! You shouldn't be chasing little girls with your pants down like that!"

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'This day keeps on getting worse and worse,' Kenichi told himself. After several hours Kenichi and Mitsune still hadn't made any real progress. All they had to show for their efforts were several outfits that Mitsune had bought using Kenichi's money. He thought about it and nothing made much sense to him. 'How was she able to swindle me into buying her clothing?' he asked himself. He was getting more tired and cranky, and decided that he needed a diversion of some kind.

"Shouldn't we be looking for a job for you?"

"Maybe…" Mitsune giggled. "Okay, we will go back to the job search after one more store."

"What?"

"Don't worry, you will like this next one." She looked at him and a genuine amused look broke across her face. 'This guy is such a sucker for a pretty face.'

Kenichi followed Mitsune as she went into a store. His tiredness got the better of him and he leaned over as he walked. The laughter that was quickly spreading across the store did not catch Kenichi's attention. It wasn't until after several aisles did he realize what kind of store he was in.

"Why the hell are we here?!" he shouted out loud. "I… I… I can't believe you would take me into a place like this!"

"It's only a women's underwear store," Mitsune said. "You don't have to get so offensive about it."

"Cotton underpants and bras I can see as underwear, but this…" He picked up a stringy-thing. "How the hell would someone wear this?!"

"Oh you like?" Mitsune snatched the lingerie piece from his hand and ran off to a change room. "I'll be right back… honey…"

Her last comment sent a dozen female customers giggling. Kenichi, realizing that he was the one being laughed at, tried to hide his blushing face. He was just about to leave when Mitsune came out of the change room and showed off the exotic piece.

"So what do you think?"

"Waah!" Kenichi quickly got a nose bleed as he looked at the sensational garment.

"I thought so!" Mitsune said. "Let's go pay for this."

On the way to the check out counter Kenichi tried to hide himself behind Mitsune. The embarrassment he had was growing as the ladies in each aisle eyed him.

"A sexy man like you shouldn't hide behind a feeble, yet attractive girl like me," Mitsune teased.

"I find this to be very uncomfortable thank you very-"

"Hey Mitsune!"

Kenichi looked at the direction of where the voice was coming from. He saw two guys, both of them wearing glasses. One was taller then the other.

"It's been such a long time since we saw you, Mitsune-san!" the shorter one stated.

"And your beauty has doubled since that time," the taller one said.

"Ahh… you guys are so good with your words," Mitsune said while acting in a false manner. "Besides, it hasn't been more then a week since I have seen you two."

"Yes it may have been a week," the tall guy said. "But it has been a very long week before we got to see you again."

"What the…?" Kenichi muttered. "Who are these guys Mitsune?"

"I am Haitani."

"And my name is Shirai."

"And who are you?!" the two guys shouted as they tried to glare him down. "You better not be Mitsune's boyfriend!"

"Haha… oh boys, Kenichi here is not my boyfriend." She placed herself between them and placed her arms around the two. "But why are you boys here? You wouldn't be following me around now would you?"

"Uhh… we're here because we are buying some special clothing for some special ladies we know," Haitani stuttered.

"Ohh… is that the truth?" Mitsune asked as she pushed herself against Shirai.

"Ahh… ahh… NO it's not true!" Shirai admitted. The sensation overwhelmed his resistance. "We're actually here to buy them because we like wearing them at home!"

*BAM BAM* "Why the hell are you telling them?!" Haitani shouted as he attacked Shirai.

"I'm sorry! I couldn't take the pressure!"

"Hahaha… you boys are too much!" Mitsune was on the floor laughing.

Kenichi was in shock. The event that just happened in front of him seemed unreal. His expression slowly changed from stun into amusement.

"Haha… I think I know who you guys are now."

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The normal day had changed. No longer was there a pleasant atmosphere all around. Naru was troubled by her actions. Her spine sent a chilly feeling as she realized what she had tried to do.

'I nearly pushed Keitaro into doing 'it',' she thought. 'He wasn't ready right then but I pushed myself on him anyway.'

She looked around her room. After the incident she had cleaned up her rooms several times over. He was constantly in her mind.

'Just because Seta-san and Haruka-san are at that level doesn't mean…' She took her Liddo-kun into her arms. 'I do love you Keitaro… but I want to prove it to you.'

She stood up and went to her little bookcase. Secretly hidden was a little book that contained her newest and most cherished pictures. They were the new photo-stickers that she and Keitaro have been taking on their latest dates.

'He does love me, right Liddo-kun?' She nodded the doll in agreement to herself. 'He must love me…'

*Sigh* "Being here won't help me get rid of my worries," Naru said. "Mutsumi-san always says that a hot bath will clear the mind of trouble."

She took one last look at the photo-stickers and returned them to their secret spot. She began to change out of her clothes. A smile broke across her face as she thought how Keitaro would always show up at times like this.

'I can't face him now though,' she thought. 'A bath would be good…'

"Hey, Narusegawa!" Keitaro burst into the room. "Shinobu baked a cake… Ahh! Oh no not again!"

'I've got to get out of here,' Keitaro thought. 'She hasn't been acting herself today.'

"Hold on a second, Keitaro." Naru grabbed a hold of Keitaro's hand. A strange silence followed afterwards. "Keitaro… do you love me?"

The pain that appeared on Keitaro's face made Naru wince. It was as though several arrows had struck him.

"Naru… what is wrong with you today?" he asked seriously.

"Keitaro…" Tears began to stream down Naru's face. "… do you love me?"

"How can you ask-"

"Shh…"

Naru got closer to Keitaro and then she hugged him. Keitaro looked down and below Naru's shirt he saw her panties. His face blushed a maddening red colour as he felt her body beside his. After one minute passed, Naru got up and walked away from Keitaro. She walked toward the side of her room toward a poster. Keitaro watched as she tore the poster down.

"Uh oh… it looks like we got caught, turtle lady."

"Ara ara"

"Kaolla, Mutsumi… what are you doing spying on us?" Naru said in an angry tone.

"Ara, you and Keitaro-kun got so close that time too," Mutsumi said cheerfully.

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Kenichi slightly opened up his eyes. As soon as they got on the train for home, he sat down and pretended to fall asleep. It was a good idea at the time. He was very tired from the job searching and from Mitsune in general. Although he wasn't tired enough to sleep, he didn't want Mitsune to pester him anymore. Even when he was pretending to be asleep, Mitsune would not leave him alone. He felt the side of Mitsune's chest against his arm as she rested against him. He took a quick peek at her.

'She can be awfully cute if she tried,' Kenichi thought. '… Not to mention her other assets… But she did scam me into buying her stuff!'

"You're not really sleeping now are you?" Mitsune asked slyly.

"Just as much as you are." Kenichi gave out a sigh.

Looking at Kenichi now made Mitsune remember what she saw in his eyes earlier. The emotions in his eyes were now gone. In its place was a dull, passive off-brown gaze.

'He is awfully attractive though…' she thought. 'Kind of like Seta…no… different from Seta and Keitaro.'

"Kenichi…"

"Yes, Mitsune-san?"

"No, drop the honorific… I'm not that much older then you." Mitsune grinned a bit at what she just said. "Kenichi… did you ever have a girlfriend?"

Kenichi, with shock, blushed and looked away. The question was harmless enough but Mitsune saw the emotions from his eyes again.

'He must have an interesting history,' she thought. 'Should I be trying to pry into it?'

"No I never really had a girlfriend," Kenichi answered.

"What?! Surely you must have broken the hearts of at least a dozen girls! Heck I, myself, have-"

"That's the truth, Mitsune. There was always a problem… haha… it would surely bore you so let's drop the subject."

His expression shielded his inner thoughts. Mitsune realized that she wasn't able to ask much more about it. As knowledgeable as she was, Kenichi's true personality was a complete mystery to her.

'I will find out more about you, Kenichi,' Mitsune thought. She gave Kenichi a tiny smile. 'No matter how long it will take, I will find out more about you.'

"Ah! What are you doing, Mitsune?" Kenichi was startled to see Mitsune take his hand and placed in on her chest.

"Can you feel how fast my heart is beating?" Mitsune thought over where this could lead to. 'I actually have a better plan in mind.'

"Mitsune… I don't think… I… should be…"

"Good! The deal is done."

"What?"

"One grope means that you owe me one favour!"

Kenichi stood up and complained. "What?! How? You set me up!"

"How did I set you up?" Mitsune giggled. "You thought that I wanted 'that' from you?"

"Yes… I mean NO… well actually…"

"Ah! Pervert!" Mitsune yelled. "You shouldn't be thinking such thoughts in public!"

"What choice did I have?!"

Several large men walked toward them. Their eyes glared at Kenichi. Their muscles tightened at each passing second.

"This man is a pervert, guys! Let's get him!"

*BAAAM BAM BAM*

After a quick beating the men left Kenichi and Mitsune alone. Mitsune looked at Kenichi's bruised up body. It surprised her to actually see him injured for once. She almost had the impression that he could've been stronger then Keitaro.

"Next stop… Hinata-sou," The train operator announced.

"C'mon, let's get you out of here," Mitsune said. "I'm sorry I got you beaten up. You're not too hurt right?"

Kenichi's head picked up and glared at Mitsune. "Oh yes! I am perfectly fine! Thank you very much!"

'At least he hasn't lost his sense of humour,' Mitsune thought.

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The night was enchanting. A full moon was out and there was a cool summer breeze. The stars were bright in the dark sky. The light from the sky met with the light from the town. Sounds of life were gently heard throughout. A young man was taking it all in from his rocky seat. He gazed at the moon. To him, the moon meant so very much. For a large part of his life, he had wished upon it to take away his loneliness. Summers nights bothered him a great deal because they would always remind him of the emptiness he had felt for twenty years of his life. Only in the last three years was he able to look at the moon in a different manner. His life was 'filled' now, with new friends that he only could have wished for once. He thought of his significant other. She was worried that he may not love her. It bothered him for he could feel nothing less than love for her. He looked at the moon for agreement. It had blessed him with such a beautiful partner for life. Although the two of them wanted to speed up their relationship, he knew that it must be done one step at a time. It was what he always wanted.

"Keitaro… may I join you?"

"Of course you can Narusegawa…" He looked at her and thought about what had happened over the course of the day. "I hope you don't mind me asking… why have you been acting so odd today?"

Naru walked toward the rock that Keitaro was sitting on. She slowly climbed the rock and sat down right between Keitaro's legs, her back to his front. She looked up to see the beautiful night.

"I… only wanted for you to prove your love for me… like Seta-san has done with Haruka-san."

Inside Keitaro knew that she was going to say that. He could sense the worry coming from Naru. The question didn't bother him though. For once in his life he knew what he was to say. He placed his arms around her and held her closely. She was the most important person to him and he hoped she felt that from his embrace. He took in her beautiful fragrance and prepared himself to say what he must.

"Naru… I don't know whether or not Seta-san and Haruka-san did that sort of thing nor will I deny that they could have. They're a married couple and that's what married couples should do. I love you Naru, with all my heart and soul. We don't need to prove our love for each other. Even if we must wait until we are married to do 'that' then I would not mind. If I could… I would hug you here for all of eternity."

"Keitaro…" Naru turned around and looked at him. Her eyes were filled with tears. "Idiot… since when could you speak like that?"

"Narusegawa… it was easy to find the words to speak… because it is what I feel in my heart."

Naru wiped away her tears. All troubled feelings that had been inside her had been carried away with the wind. She took off Keitaro's glasses. His eyes reflected the light of the moon. With out hesitation she passionately kissed Keitaro. She felt his lips accepting the kiss and returning it with a little more. Intimate was the only word that went through her mind. The warm feeling she was receiving from Keitaro made her dizzy but she enjoyed every moment of it. After what was thought to be a long time the two broke off their embrace for air.

"You have gotten much better, Keitaro."

"Thank you… ACHOO!"

"Ah! You just sneezed all over me!"

Disgusted Naru jumped off the rock and walked away. She was furious at the turn of events.

"Idiot! How could you ruin the moment like that?"

"I'm sorry, Narusegawa!" Keitaro said while following her. "The smell from your hair made me sneeze."

"What?! So you're telling me that I sicken you?!"

"No! Wait! Ahh…" *SLAM*

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*Sigh* "Those two got really close that time."

Shortly after leaving the bus, Mitsune and Kenichi found themselves spying on Keitaro and Naru.

"What are these things and why are we wearing them?!" Kenichi shouted at Mitsune.

"These are Su's Invisibility Suits Mark three. They turn the wearer invisible by duplicating the environment around them. It's kind of like camouflage. They will make our task much easier."

"Task? What task? I thought you only wanted to peep on Keitaro and Naru." Kenichi looked away from Mitsune. "Besides if you wanted my help you should've just asked me instead of tricking me like that."

*Giggle* "But it's more fun this way."

"Fine… let's go do whatever it is that you want to do and go back. I need to get something to eat."

Kenichi looked at Hinata-sou. His eyes tried to find the kitchen. His stomach grumbled as he thought of food. "I wonder if Shinobu would bake another cake tomorrow?"

"No time for that." Mitsune stood up from her position and headed out. "Let's go!"

"Where are you going?" Kenichi asked as he followed.

"To the tea house."

"What?! You want to go peek on Seta and Haruka?!"

"Hehe… I've been wondering about it all day. Hurry up now!"

The two of them quickly dashed toward the Hinata Tea House. Leaving their invisible suits 'on' they slowly crept into the house. Checking to make sure that no one was around Mitsune led the way. Since she had worked at the teahouse for a period of time she knew all there was to know about the old building, even down to the 'secret' passages. They slowly made their way around.

"I take it that you know where they are," Kenichi whispered.

"Hehe… like a cat hunting down her mouse." Her eyes perked up as she heard something ahead. "Shh… we are getting closer."

They took several more turns and found themselves in a large air duct. Kenichi was surprised at the architecture.

"How the…"

"Hinata buildings are all designed with 'extras' for some reason. It makes this area that much more special."

"I think I see them… yeah they're in this room here."

The two of them looked through a grating and saw Seta sitting down with his legs crossed. Their eyes widened as they saw Haruka enter the room in a robe. Haruka stood against the door in a suggestive position. She walked toward Seta and brushed his head with her hands. She bent down and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

"Should we be watching this?!" Kenichi scolded.

"Hush hush! It's getting to the good part!" Mitsune's complete attention was on the two ahead. Her eyes were wide open with excitement.

"I suppose you want to do it again, Haruka," Seta said.

"Yes… yes I do." Haruka replied with a blushing red face. "Please… turn it on."

"Eh?! I really don't think I should be watching this!"

"Quiet, Kenichi! We have to see what they are talking about…"

Seta took out a device from behind him. He pushed a button and a sound came from the corner. Haruka sat down beside Seta and rested her head against him. Several voices came from the corner and then a light. After several minutes laughter and music was heard. Seta and Haruka began to laugh. Gradually their laughter grew and grew until they were on the floor laughing hard.

"I don't believe it, Mitsune," Kenichi said. "They're watching a comedy movie together like a couple of kids. No wonder Haruka didn't want anyone to know. Mitsune? Where… are you all right? What are you doing on the floor?!"

End Episode 3

Author's Comments

Let's talk about sex! ^_^ If you are a true fan of Love Hina then you would be aware of the many sex-based jokes in LH. You know… the 'visual' jokes (especially involving our favourite protagonist, Keitaro).  I find that the jokes lose much of its 'flavour' in writing (especially my own!) and so in this episode I tried to introduce 'literary' jokes. With all modesty thrown out the window, I really liked this episode. I have an odd humour and I was constantly laughing at my own jokes. (maybe it's because I am a Canuck) Yeah, I'm a pathetic writer (laughing at my own jokes… sheesh!) _