Disclaimer: I OWN YU-GI-OH!!!
*Wakes up* Damn... Nah, I don't own anthing. BTW, I know nothing about
Japanese currency, except that it's called Yen, so sorry if it's sounds a
bit off. Plus, I'm making a bit of a alternative ending, kay? A big Thank
you goes to Neko and everyone who has reviewed. And to a certain flamer, who
inspired me to write and upload this extra early. THANK YOU!!! Anywho,
here's chapter two for ya!
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The group is now inside Pegasus's castle. Kimi is annoying the hell out of
Sissy by singing the Japanese lyrics of Kawaita Sakebi and since Sissy
doesn't know Japanese, she's getting pretty ticked.
Kimi: Sono Toki Ga Kuru Made Akimenai!
Sissy: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
A gasp is emitted by the rest of the group, except Kimi who is used to her
cousin and her profanity, by Sissy's used of improper language. They'll
have to get over it, though. They're going to hear a lot of it coming from
Kimi and Sissy.
Kimi: Make me! Sameteku Omoi Wa!
Sissy is on her last nerves, which isn't saying mush considering how big a
temper Sissy has, and Kimi knows just which buttons to push. A fist fight
breaks out between them and Yugi and co. can't do anything but watch. Which
is pretty fun.
Kimi: *While socking Sissy in the jaw* It take more than that to defeat me
wuss!
Sissy: *Kneeing her in the stomach* Say that again! I dare ya!
Joey: *Eating popcorn, to Tristen* I bet ya twenty yen Kimi wins.
Tristen: You're on! *Takes some popcorn*
Tea: Really, you boys are so immature... Although it's obvious Sissy is
gonna win. Just look at her muscles!
Bakura and Yugi: -_-;;
The fight goes on for about ten more minutes and the results are in Kimi's
favor. Kimi's gains a pumped up ego and Joey gains twenty yen.
Yugi: Can we please go now?
Sissy: Well, where the hell are we?
Kimi: Pegasus's castle, duh!
Sissy: Well, how the hell was I supposed to know?! I never watch -!
Kimi quickly covered Sissy's mouth to keep her from saying what she knew she
was going to say. The silence doesn't last long though, for Kimi has the
sudden urge to sing the lyrics to What Kind of Pokemon Are You?
Sissy: At least it's in English. 9_9;;
When Kimi finishes her song Sissy breathes a sigh of relief. They walk in
silence for a while and Kimi is the first one to notice Seto Kaiba standing
off to the side, staring at a picture, his face completely blank. Kimi knows
exactly what to do to snap him out of it, and Sissy seems to have found
something else to pre-occupy herself.
Kimi: *In her best Mokuba impersonation* Seto?
Seto: *Snapping out of it, turns around* Mokuba?!
Seto turns around and frowns when he sees Kimi instead of his brother.
Seto: *Aggravated* What do you want?!
Kimi: *Unfazed by Seto's rudeness* I want to help you.
Meanwhile, Sissy is staring curiously at a old looking scroll that just
happened to be set off to the side. Interestingly enough, it's in English.
Sissy: *Reading* Dark Magicians Awakening Spell. Hmm.... *Thinking* I might as
well take it, it might come in handy... (Ah, yes, Sissy is ALWAYS taking
things without asking. Sissy, you KNOW what I mean!)
Sissy takes the scroll and runs to catch up with the group.
Seto: I don't need your help.
Kimi: How do you know? What if you do beat Pegasus but he decides to keep
Mokuba's soul and make you run around and do his dirty work like some kind
of pathetic lapdog? What are you going to do then?
Seto: *Growls* Even if that happens, what can you do about it?
Kimi's voice lowers, making her very grave.
Kimi: Don't underestimate me Seto.
Seto decides to leave it at that.
Seto: Fine, come with me if you want. Just don't get in my way.
Kimi: *Back to her normal, happy, self* YAY! *Hugs Seto*
Sissy: *Sweatdrops* Gah! There's a... giant... tear... thingy on my head!!
Get it off!
Kimi: 9_9;; I swear Sis, what am I going to do with you?
Tristen eyed the red-headed beauty nervously. After practicing in his head a
dozen times, he finally thought of the perfect thing to say to her. His line
was foolproof to get Sissy's attention.
Tristen: *To Sissy* Hey baby, what's your sign?
Listens to all of readers facevault. Don't worry, that's to expected.
^_^;;
Sissy: My sign? Do Not Enter.
Kimi: *Was listening* HAHAHA! Nice try Tristen, but I doubt those stupid male
pickup lines are going to get you anywhere.
Tristen: ;_;
The group walks on a while and Kimi gets bored.
Kimi: ...Kono Mama Mou Sukoshi
Sissy: Don't start that again!
Kimi: *Now has something to do* Arukou Kata Wo Taki!
Sissy: Shut -!
Seto: Will you please shut up! Your singing is horrible! My ears feel as if
they are about to explode from your terrible screeching!
Yugi: That was a bit harsh Seto...
Bakura: Yeah, her singing wasn't that bad.
Kimi: *With tears welling up in her eyes* You... You hate me!!! WAHHHH!!
Seto learned that Kimi's crying is much worse than her singing. (I should
know. ;p)
Seto: *Grabbing his ears* All right, I'm sorry! Please stop crying!
Kimi: You hate me! WAHHH!
Seto: I don't hate you! You just annoy me, now stop crying!
Kimi: *Wiping a tear from her eye* You... don't hate me, then?
Seto: No, now dry your eyes.
Kimi: *Immediately happy again* Yay! You don't hate me! I love you too! ^.^
*Hugs him and isn't letting go*
Seto: What? I didn't say I lo -!
Sissy covered his mouth and shook her head. Motioning to just leave it at that
and keep the peace while it lasted. Which wasn't going to be long.
Yugi: *Whispering to Bakura, teasingly* Aren't Kimi and Seto cute together?
^_~
Bakura: Heehee, yeah. The perfect couple all right. ^_~
Tristen: *Overheard* What about me and Sissy? Do you think we would make a
cute couple?
Sissy: *Also overhears and flips him off*
Yugi: ...She doesn't seem to like you much...
Tristen: Nonsense! Look at how anxious she is to come over and here and
pronounce her everlasting love for me!
Sissy: *Is making strangling motions with her hands*
Bakura: *Sarcastically* Yeah, she can barely keep her hands off of you all
right...
Tristen: *Not getting it* I know, she totally has the hots for me!
Bakura and Yugi: 9_9;;
Kimi, who is hugging Seto and walking at the same time, shows no sign of
letting him go.
Seto: Can you please let go of me now?
Kimi: Heehee, no!
Seto: Please let me go?! It's hard to walk with your arms around my... O.O;;
Lower abdomen...
Kimi: Weeeeeell... Ok. *Let's go of him*
Seto: Thank god.
God: Yoooour Welcooome! Nooow leeeeave meeee ALOOOONE!
Seto and Kimi: O.o;;;;
They keep walking for a while, until they meet up with one of Pegasus's
guards. He was a tall, muscular fellow and had a strange aura around him. An
aura Kimi immediately picked up and didn't like. She glared at him,
clenching her, until now forgotten, henshin pen. Sissy didn't like the
fellow either, and kept her guard up.
Guard: Hello, your looking to challenge Pegasus, no?
Seto: Yes.
Guard: *Smirking evily* Step right this way please...
Kimi looked around him barely seeing the large square outlining the floor
behind him.
Kimi: *Suddenly serious* Were not going anywhere.
Yugi: What?! But I have to beat Pegasus to save my grandfather!
Seto: And my little brother is counting on me to save him! So, don't tell me
I'm not going anywhere! I'm going to save Mokuba, now get out of my way!
Seto starts to follow the guard, who is grinning largely. Yugi follows him and
when they were directly on the square, the guard push a button that was hidden
on the back of a lamp. Kimi rushed forward as the trap door began to slip
beneath Seto and Yugi. She grabbed the two by the collars of their shirts and
pulled them back with lightning fast speed before they fell in the pit. The
guard on the other side cursed and glared at Kimi. He balled his fist and
started to change. His muscles started to bulge and hair started to grow on
his face. After a minute a human being no longer stood before them, but a
gigantic wolf-like beast.
Sissy: Holy shi-!
Kimi: *Holding up her henshin pen* Um... Man I feel stupid saying this..
*sigh* SUGAR SENSHI CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!! (*Gets hit with a tomato.* I'm
sorry for the corny-ness!!!)
Kimi's body went into a prism state and pink and blue flashes of light
wrapped themselves around her body. They materialized into a traditional
Sailor Scout suit, except that the skirt was pink and the bow blue. Her hair
was now up in a blue scrunchy and the gem in her tiara was a pink quartz. Her
boots, which finished the outfit, were pink with blue laces.
Kimi: Ok, now what? ... Oh yeah, over dramatic line, right. Hmm...
Monster: *Impatiently* Were waiting...
Kimi: Shut up! I'm thinking!
Sissy: This is gonna take a LONG time..
Seto: Ok, does something here seem a bit... weird?
Sissy: This is Kimi were talking about, she is the dictionary's picture for
weird.
Kimi: That's it! Thanks Sis!
Sissy: O.o;; Ok, your welcome, I think...
Kimi: How dare you try and send my Seto-kun and Yugi-san down a dark hole, I
will punish you! I am the dictionary's picture for justice, I am the hyper
activeness in your kids that you cannot control, I am SAILOR SUGAR!!!
Everyone: *Facevaults*
Monster: That was really corny... Sailor Sugar? Who gave you that dumb name?
Kimi the Kenlei: Ahem! That would be ME! So if you have a problem with the
name Sailor Sugar then TOO BAD! I'm running this fic and there's nothing
you can do about it! Now fight Sailor Sugar, get beaten, and die!
Monster: *Rebellious* What if I don't wanna?!
Kimi the Kenlei: *Grinning evilly* Then lets just say I'll have to throw in
a plot hole! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone: O.o;;;
Sissy: Hey what about me? I don't have any cool powers!
Kimi the Kenlei: Um... ok, you can be Sailor Stupid..
Sissy: Hey!
Kimi the Kenlei: FINE!! You can be Sailor Sissy. You have the power to... um..
take away a monsters courage...?
Sissy: *With a raised eyebrow* Well.. Ok.
A henshin pen falls from out of nowhere and hits Sissy on the head.
Sissy: Ow.. Ok, what do I say?
Kimi the Kenlei: Sissy Star Power Make Up. And say it like you mean it!
Monster: *Impatient* Stupid human stinkbeast... (Heehee, that one goes out to
HyperGir2.78 ^_~)
Sissy: *Sighs* SISSY STAR POWER MAKE UP!!!
Sissy's body goes into a prism state, but instead of blue and pink, flashes
of yellow and green wrapped around Sissy's body. Her suit had a green skirt
and a yellow bow and tiara. Her high heeled shoes were green like her
miniskirt.
Sailor Sissy: Kimi?
Sailor Sugar: SHH! It's Sailor Sugar! You don't wanna blow our cover!
Tea: But we just saw you transform...
Sailor Sugar: YOU LIE!!
Tea: O.o;; Whatever...
Sailor Sissy: Fine... Sailor Sugar?
Sailor Sugar: Yes, Sailor Sissy! What is it?
Sailor Sissy: 9_9;; *Looking down at her miniskirt* Just... Remind me not to
bend over in this, okay?
Sailor Sugar: Okie-Dokie!
Monster: Can we please start fighting now?!
Sailor Sugar & Sissy: All right.
Monster: Finally...
Well, there ya go! Chapter 2 is done! Sorry if this seems like a cliffhanger.
vv;; Chapter 3 will have the fight with 'Monster' and a few other things.
And as always, R &R! Pwetty Pwease with whipped cream and Seto Kaiba on
top? XD!!!
