Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh, DBZ, Sailor Moon, or anything else except Kimi. Sissy owns herself and everybody else owns themselves. I felt bad because Jiako didn't have a guyfriend and the rest of us did. So, this one goes out to ya Jiako! ^_~ Get ready for a tear jerker at the end. Anyway, here's chapter five!

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Trunks was on his way back to the future, his work was finished and the evil androids and cell would no longer be a threat to him or anyone he cared about. He couldn't wait to tell his mother, unfortunately, this wouldn't be happening anytime soon. There was a slight turbulence that soon started to violently shake the time capsule.

Trunks: *Trying to gain control of the time capsule* Damnit! What's going on?!

Before you could say "Mary had a little drinking problem." A portal in the space/time continuum and swallowed Trunks and his time capsule and sent him crashing into a whole different time and place.

Trunks: *Still in his trashed capsule* Ugh... What happened?

Jiako: O.O!!! Is that what I think it is?!

Kimi: A time capsule from DBZ?

Jiako: Exactly! And where there is a DBZ time capsule there is... TRUNKS!

Kimi: ^_^ Go get 'em tiger!

Jiako approached the time capsule and looked into the glass. To her great joy she saw the handsome lavender haired teen himself. Not waiting for him to get out himself, Jiako busted open the window of the capsule and pulled the confused half-saiyan out. She put him on the carpeted floor and climbed down herself.

Jiako: HI!!!

Trunks: Um... Hi..?

Jiako: I LOVE YOU!

Trunks: Huh?! But I don't even know you!

Jiako: So?

Keily: Well, ya can't argue with that logic! (No, she's NOT being sarcastic)

Jiako: See? We were meant to be together!

Kimi: You think she's moving a wee bit fast...?

Xana, Bethany, and Keily: ...Nah!

Sissy: 9_9;; Why, god, do you punish me with the near impossible task of coping with these insane freaks?!

God: Beeecaaauuuseee! Yoooou're insaaaaneee tooooo! Nooow leeeeave meeee alooone!

Sissy: WHAT?! I am NOT insane!

Kimi: Sissy! Don't argue with god! ...Wait a minute! You're insane? Kewl! *Sniffles a bit* I feel as if we're related, we're so close!

Sissy: Dumbass! We're cousins. we ARE related! ...9_9;;; I swear...

God: *In a high pitched girly voice* Okay forget the foreboding voice! Sissy! You ARE insane! Not nearly as insane as Kimi, Keily, Xana, Jiako or Bethany, but insane non the less! Get used to it! Geez...

Sissy: ;.; No... I can't be insane... Wait a minute! If you don't mind me asking, whats up with the girly voice, god?

God: I AM a girl!

Kimi: Then why do you make us girls suffer with PMS and crap like that?!

Goddess: Hey, that wasn't my doing! The original god was a guy, he thought it was funny as hell... My dad didn't have a very good sense of humor, did he?

Kimi: Not really. But why did you speak in a dark foreboding voice in the first place?

Goddess: Would you have been intimidated by me if you heard me like this?

Keily: True... You sound like Philece Sampler. (Mimi off of Digimon, sorry if I misspelled it.)

Goddess: *Sighs* Yeah, I know. Oh well, I gotta go do godly things that your insignificant mind could not possibly comprehend.

Bethany: ...Karaoke night?

Goddess: .... How did you know?

Bethany: I have my ways. ^_~

Goddess: Riiiiight... Gotta go, see ya... mortals!

Kimi: Bye Philece! Say hello to Minnie Driver for me! ^_^

Goddess Philece knows she has been found out about, so she hurries away.

Trunks: ...That was... weird.

Kimi: Weird like a moose Trunks, weird like a moose.

Trunks: ...What?

Kimi: W00t!

Jiako: *In a Professor Membrane like voice* She's a bit insane at the moment... *Switchs to GIR* And I don't think she's going to get over it!

Trunks: o.O;; Ooookaaay...

Jiako: Did I mention that I loved you?

Trunks: Uh, yeah you said that already. ...Where, exactly, am I?

Xana: Exactly?

Trunks: Yes.

Kimi: One never know exactly anything...

Keily: *Picks up where Kimi left off* Exactly is like the middle of a pinpoint...

Xana: *Picks up where Keily left off* It's near impossible to locate it...

Bethany: *Picks up where Xana left off* And even if you do locate it...

Kimi: *Aw, hell. You know!* What use is that knowledge? Even though it's the sharpest part of the needle, the knowledge of exactly where it is...

Keily: Is totally pointless...

Xana: But if you REALLY want to know where you are...

Bethany: Ask who knows EXACTLY...

Trunks: O.O;;;;

Kimi, Keily, Xana, and Bethany: ^__________^

Kimi: Don't you just love scaring total strangers?

Keily: My day isn't complete until I have!

Jiako: *Too busy proclaiming her everlasting love to agree*

Xana: Anyway, you're in Pegasus' castle. We're trying to find the faggot, get back Mokuba's and Yugi's grampa's soul (Could someone please inform me what Yugi's grampa's name is? Please?), get da hell outta here and live happily eva after, ya know, the usual.

Trunks: Okaaaay...

Seto: Yeah, and like Kimi said, "Mokuba's soul isn't going to save itself." So lets go rescue him already!

Tea: Wow, Seto! You must REALLY like Kimi!

Kimi: How so?

Tea: Think Kimi..

Kimi: *Thinks* ...Ow.

Tea: 9_9;;; Seto is a guy and guys can barely remember what they had for breakfast, so if he can remember something you said or did then he's obviously is interested in you at the very least! He liked, therefore, he listened.

Kimi: Seto? Do you like me a lot?

Seto: *Smiling sweetly... What have I done to him?!* Yes.

Kimi: Aww.. you really mean it?

Seto: You know I do. *Kisses her on the cheek*

Kimi: =^.^= Aww! I love you too! Lets get married!

Seto: ...No.

Kimi: YAY!

Everyone: *Facevaults*

Bethany: Can't say it wasn't kawaii, though.

Yugi: Yeah, I know. *Kisses Bethany*

Bethany: ^.^

Xana: ...Aw, hell! *Liplocks with Joey*

Joey: O_O

Keily: Oh Bakuuuuuraaaaa!

Bakura: *Timid* O.O Um... Yes?

Keily: When in Rome, do as the Romans do...

Bakura: Oh. *Smiles* I hope the 'Romans' do this more often! ^_~ *Kisses her*

Sissy: ...Geez... Pathetic, ain't it?

Tristen: Weeeell... I wouldn't say THAT...

Sissy: *Immediately gives him a quick kiss on the cheek* I'm saving my first real kiss for a special occasion. ^.~

Jiako: Oh Trunks?

Trunks: I'd prefer to kiss a girl I've known for at least an hour, thank you.

Jiako: ;_; ...BUT I LOVE YOU! WAHHH!!!

The rest of the group looks annoyed at Trunks.

Trunks: Fine! Geez... *To Jiako* Hey, I'm flattered that you love me, but I've only known you for five minutes. Give me about a week to get to know you, then we'll talk.

Kimi: Geez! A whole WEEK?! That's gonna take forever! I don't have enough patience to write out an entire week!

Sissy: What do you mean write? Do you know something we don't...?

Kimi: I know nothing! YOU LIE!!!

Sissy: o.O;; Whatever.

Seto: Can we please get going now?

Kimi: Yeah, let's go! I'm anxious to kick that baka's ass.

Jiako: Hey, don't hog it. The rest of us want to beat the tar outta him too!

Sissy: Ok, how about this: We all take turns beating him while the rest of us throw insults at him.

Xana: Sounds good ta me.

The rest of the team agrees and they are finally on they're way again.

Trunks: So, who is this Pegasus guy?

Jiako: Well, we all have our reasons for wanting to kicks his butt, mine is because he possessed me into trying to kill these guys, Seto's is because he's got his little bro's soul trapped in a card, Yugi's is because he's got his grampa's soul trapped in a card, and the rest of you...?

Kimi: I'm sticking up for my guyfriend. ^_~

Seto: Really Kimi? Your putting your life on the line to help me save Mokuba?

Kimi: All of us are!

Xana: Yeah, Mokuba's just a kid. He's too young to have his soul trapped forever in a card! And Yug's Gramps? Weeeeell, we're doing because he's a nice guy.

Yugi: How do you know? I don't think Grampa or I have ever met you.

Keily: Well, if he's not a nice guy then why are helping Yugi save him?

Kimi: Gee... Maybe we shouldn't!

Yugi: NO! No, he's a very nice guy! One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet!

Keily: Well then, we can't have nice guys trapped forever in cards, can we?

Kimi: Nope! Don't worry you two, your loved one souls are safe!

Seto and Yugi: ^_^/;_; (Tears of joy) Arigatou!

Bethany: No problem!

Xana: Yea, we got yo back!

Keily: We won't let ya down!

Jiako: Don't worry about a thing!

Kimi: We won't let you down!

Sissy: ...Hell, I can't think of anything else to say you line hogs!

Everyone: *Facevaults*


Meanwhile...

Pegasus: Grr! They will pay for what they've done! No one insults me and gets away with it! Now... Who to send...

A person cloaked by the shadows answers him.

Shadowy person: I will go Pegasus, sir.

Pegasus: Hmm? ..Ah, yes, perfect...

Back to our hero's and heroines!

Kimi: Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bor-

Sissy: SHUT THE FU-!

Keily: SISSY! Please, keep it PG-13!

Sissy: *Grumbles*

Joey: Speakin' a grumbling, I'm starved!

Xana: Me too!

Keily: Me three!

Kimi: Ditto!

Yugi: Well, we haven't eaten in a while, but I don't think we had anything to eat when we entered the castle, I didn't think it was gonna take this long.

Xana: One night stand, eh? Get in, get out.

Yugi: Something like that...

Kimi: What about you Sis? You hungry?

Sissy: C'mon Kimi, you know that even if I was hungry I wouldn't be able to tell.

Tristen: What do you mean?

Sissy: Well, I don't mind telling you the story, here goes:

~*~Flashback~*~

JaDeana: Sorry sweetie, we don't have enough money left.

Sissy: That's ok, Mommy. I understand.

JaDeana: I wish you didn't...

Sissy put the Barbie doll back and rejoined her mother.

JaDeana: I'm sick and tired of not being able to get you what every little girl should want. Ever since Daniel died, we can barely make ends meat. You deserve better Sissy, but I can't give you any better. I'm sorry.

Sissy: Don't be sorry Mommy, it's okay. I didn't need it anyway. I've got another Barbie at home.

JaDeana: That exactly it, Sissy! You have one Barbie doll at home while other little girls your age have a whole collection! Look at you, your skin and bones! I don't even make enough money to feed you properly, our so called house has gone to crap, and we have to share a bed because I don't make enough to buy you your own! I'm a terrible mother.

Sissy: Don't say that Mommy! Your a good mommy, you take care of me and you love me and that's all I really need! Compared to others, I've got it good!

JaDeana: Oh, Sissy. That's exactly the kind of attitude I don't want you to have! You don't have to settle for second best! If you want something, go for it. Don't let anyone tell you that you don't deserve what you want.

Sissy: Okay Mommy. ...Mommy?

JaDeana: Hmm?

Sissy: So if I wanted a nice car, a fancy house, and my own pool nobody could tell me I couldn't have it?

JaDeana: As long as you have the money for it, nobody is going to argue. ^_~ I believe in you honey, you're gonna be something great. Somebody who is gonna go down in history.

Sissy: Last time Kimi came down to visit, she told me SHE was going to do something great. She told me she was gonna be a movie actress and get really rich and share it all with me! She told me we could live in a big mansion and have lots of cute little kitty-cats and puppy-dogs and anything we wanted!

JaDeana: I'm sure she will, she's got tons of charisma.

Sissy: Yeah, someday we'll all live together in a big mansion and have everything we want and never have to worry about anything again!

~*~End Flashback~*~

Sissy: So, you see, I'm used to not having that much food. And unfortunately, my mother won't live with me and Kimi in a mansion. She died four years ago from cancer, that's when I moved in with Kimi. We didn't have enough money to pay for treatment and she died before we could get a hold of one of our relatives. The social services people took me away and placed me with Aunt Regina. I refused to believe my mother was truly dead, I just sat the for three days. Just staring at the road as we drove to California. My Aunt Regina gave me the life my mother had always wanted to give me, but I would rather be cold, hungry, and poor in a shabby, run-down apartment building with my mother then with everything I could ever want is a lovely two story house in California knowing that my mother is dead.

Everybody except Sissy: ;_; WAHHH! THAT'S SO SAD!!!

Tristen: Sissy, I'm so sorry! That's just so sad! I feel so bad now!

Sissy: Don't be sad, Tristen. I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Kimi: Don't worry Sis, we are gonna live in a nice big mansion, just like I promised. With a nice big balcony so you can look at the stars at night. Who knows? Maybe, if you look hard enough you can see heaven, and your Mom smiling down at you.

Sissy: Thanks Kimi, I'm glad were cousins... and friends. *Hugs Kimi*

Everybody else: Aww! ^.^



Well, there's chapter five for ya! Sorry if I made you cry, I'm trying not to right now. And, no, JaDeana is not dead in real life. That part I made up for the drama. JaDeana is currently living in Oklahoma, and although I can't say she's doing great, she's doing better. R & R please!