Disclaimer: Ok, I've said this FIVE times before already! This is the LAST time! I don't own anything but Kimi, Sissy owns herself and the others own themselves! Geez...

Anyway, this is the last char I'm adding in the ficcy. Sarah, congrats, you made it just in time. ^_~ But, sadly, I'm not adding anybody else. I think I've got enough chars to think of lines for! Sorry Medafan. ;_; Oh, and THANK YOU MARGARET! YAY! Now I know what Yugi's gramps name is! *Does a funkay munkay dance* Sugoroku... sounds spiffy! ^.^;; Geez, Decker, when will you learn? Just a suggestion, maybe you should write a story yourself before you criticize others, hmm? Last but not least, Haruka, thankies! *Puts on her locket* Sissy's real name is JaDeana. ^^;; Figures, huh? Here's chapter six for you!

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After a heartfelt moment of bonding between Kimi and Sissy, all hell broke loose... again.

Sissy: CUT MY HAIR?! ARE YOU NUTS?!

Kimi: Yes. And it was only a suggestion...

Sissy: My hair is my life, I would never cut it! If you ever ask me to cut it again, I will rip out your organs through your ass and shove them down your throat! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Kimi: O.O;; Geez, Sis... Hey! You sounded just like 'Nny! You really are insane! Kewlies!

Sissy: -_-;; I give up.

Tristen: ...Um... Sissy-san?

Sissy: *A little annoyed* What?

Tristen: You really wouldn't tear Kimi's guts out through her...um.. anus and shove them down her throat if she asked you to cut your hair again, would you?

Sissy: No, I probably wouldn't.

Tristen: *Sighs a breath of relief*

Sissy: *Sarcastically* I would probably give her a nice gift certificate to McDonalds and treat her to a manicure. OF COURSE I'D SUBJECT HER TO A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!

Tristen: O.O;;;

Xana: *Pulls a comic book out of her hair* I'm bored, what about you?

Kimi: Yeah, it seems like we're walking in circles... Wait a minute... I remember that rabid raccoon chewing on that Santa Clause impersonator! We HAVE been walking in circles!

Keily: You're right! Dang it!

Seto: ...Maybe we should go help that Santa impersonator... He DOES look like he's in quite a bit of pain...

Kimi: Oh, and while we're at it, we'll just save whatever other pathetic holiday clad PUNK that we come across! I think not!

Tea: But he's Santa!

Kimi: Listen, last year my holiday theme was pyromaniac and I had my heart sent on igniting the huge X-mas tree in the park because I wanted to make my parents proud.

Yugi: How would setting a Christmas tree on fire make your parents proud of you?!

Kimi: They're Jehovah's Witnesses. (They are)

Yugi: Oh.

Kimi: Anyway, I also wanted to blame it on the Santa impersonator from the Salvation Army because he was a skinny Santa, they just piss me off. Don't ask why, they just do. So, I did all this extra naughty things for the month of December. I shaved my neighbors cat, I beat up a cheerleader, I trashed some library books and I took a candy bar from a baby. It turns out my neighbor thanked me because he couldn't stand any more cat hair on his furniture, the cheerleader had attempted to rob a bank until I stopped her, the library books were obsolete anyway and the baby was allergic to chocolate, so I pretty much saved it's life. That X-mas I woke up and instead of a nice bag of coal there was stuff! Not any flammable stuff, just stuff! So, some other Pyromaniac wannabe burned the tree and was proclaimed a hero for it! ...He got sent to jail, but that was just a minor setback.

Everyone: o.O;; Okaaaaaaaaay...

Seto: Kimi, you've got issues. You do know that, right?

Kimi: You just figured that out?

Seto: 9_9 Never mind...

The group keeps on walking, trying to find something new. But they always kept passing the same things. The Santa impersonator was near dead when the rabid racoon finally got bored with him. And speaking of bored, Xana was still bored herself.

Xana: Geez... I wish somthin' would happen all ready...

As soon as this was said a large explosion was heard from behind.

Kimi: *Clapping her hands* Congratulations, that's the second stupidest thing I've heard someone say today!

Xana: Heh heh... Sorry...

Shadowy Person: Enough of your foolish talk! I suggest you transform quickly, for you are about to face the dream diva, the nightmare vixen, I am SAILOR DREAM!

Kimi: *Sighs* SUGAR SENSHI CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!

Sissy: SISSY STAR POWER MAKE UP!

Xana: ENIGMA CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!

Keily: CARDCAPTOR TRANSFORMATION KAY!

Bethany: *Powers up the Super Saiyan*

Tea: *Turns into Tami*

Jiako: HEAVENHEART STAR POWER MAKE UP!

S. Enigma: Now hold on a second! I want my sappy, overdramatic speech too!

S. Sugar: Okay, shoot.

S. Enigma: *In an overdramatic pose* I am the baffling questions of our century such as "Why Teachers Need AnswerBooks?", "Why Boybands Sound Like Women?" and "What Could Have Possibly Happened To Pegasus's Ding-Dong?" *snickers* I am Sailor Enigma! Mwahahahaha!

Everyone: *Sweatdrops*

S. Dream: *Closes her eyes and falls asleep, but is still standing*

S. Sugar: ...What the...?

S. Enigma: Hey! This is fight time not nap time! ...Hey, are you listening to me?!

C.C. Keily: WAKE UP!!!

We zoom in on S. Dream and enter her twisted mind. I know we can't really do that but just pretend, okay? Fasten your seatbelts this is gonna be a bumpy ride. She may be asleep, but she's also preparing for an attack...

S. Dream: *Dreaming* This is just the thing I need to get rid of them... MUAHAHAHA! DREAM REALITY CHECK! (BTW, she can do this attack whether transformed or not.)

S. Dream suddenly awakens and is holding the leash to a gigantic rabid mongoose dog.

S. Dream: Prepare to meet your doom! *Drops the leash*

S. Sissy: Not so fast! LION TAMER ATTACK!

The mongoose dog stops in his non-existent tracks. He slowly walks toward Sissy and sits at her heels.

S. Sissy: *Petting him* Aww! Your just a little pussycat when ya get to know you! *In a baby-like voice* Yes you are, you cutie wutie! ^.^

S. Sugar: 9_9;; Now get ready to meet YOUR doom S. Dream!

S. Heavenheart: No, wait! I was possessed, maybe she is too!

S. Sugar: Maybe, it's worth a try... CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM HEART THAW!!!

The dark pink beam shoots from S. Sugars hands and hit S. Dream directly in the chest.

S. Dream: ...Huh? What happened?

S. Xana: You were possessed, but you're okay now!

S. Sugar: And it looks like that hole you blew in the wall when you were in your possessed state has opened up a whole new part of the castle for us! Kewlies!

All the girls de-transform and the new girl introduces herself.

Newbie: Hi! My name is Sarah, thanks for helping me with the whole possessed thing.

Kimi: No problem!

Sarah: Hey, is that Bakura?! Omygosh it is!

Sarah rushes over to hug Bakura but is stopped my a ticked Keily.

Keily: Oh no you don't! Bakura is mine, got it?! MINE!

Sarah: *With a raised eyebrow* Oh, really? *Closes her eyes and falls asleep, we enter her mind... Again* I wish Bakura and Yami Bakura were two separate people and not wo people in one body!

Sarah opens her eyes and Bakura's body goes into a prism state. Another body suddenly splits from Bakura's. One the two body's go back to normal, who should stand ther but Yami Bakura, looking pissed as usual.

Keily: Wah! What did you do?!

Sarah: Relax. You still have your Bakura and now I have mine. ^_^

Keily: Well... Okay.

Seto: Can we please get going? I'd like to save Mokuba this millennium you know!

Kimi: Patience Seto-kun, we'll save him soon.

Seto: I hope so.

Kimi: *Kisses him, this time on the lips* ...Don't worry, I won't rest until Mokuba is safe. What kind of Sister-in-law would I be if I didn't? ^_~

Seto: You're not gonna rest until I agree to marry you, aren't you?

Kimi: Yep! We don't hafta get married now, maybe next year?

Seto: Two years.

Kimi: One year and 3 months.

Seto: One year and six months. Final offer.

Kimi: Deal! Consider yourself engaged!

Seto: Geez, I wonder what my mother would think if she knew that I agreed to marry someone I just met that day!

Kimi: ^_^;;



Well, there ya go! Sorry for the shortness. ;_; I'll try to make the next chapter longer, but I'm unfortunately suffering from Writersblockulosis right now. R & R and I'll see what I can do, I'm inspired by your nice reviews!