A/N: Some of the words may not fit well but hey, YOU try writing to Gilbert and Sullivan.
Revenge of the A/N: BYW, I prefer Gargoyles to Mighty Ducks, I'm just trying to make the Lyrics work here, okay?! I'm reluctantly addicted to this show, I just don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. Just FYI, for the books.
Modern Major Mighty Ducks
They are the very models of the modern Major Mighty Ducks,
They defeat Dragaunus with their skill and just a little luck,
They're really great at hockey and they rock on ice with stick and puck,
And stop the Anaheim nut balls who want to go and run amok;
Their manager is Phil Palmfeather who really is quite the schmuck,
They'd like to go back home to Puckworld but here on Earth they got stuck,
They face off against the bad guys and frequently are on the news---
Dragaunus cannot take them on so why doesn't he get some clues?
They are really, truly great and are tops among Disney Cartoons,
They can take on the Saurians as well as the Anaheim loons;
They're really great at hockey and they rock on ice with stick and puck,
They are the very models of the modern major Mighty Ducks.
Wildwing's the fearless leader, the goalie who controls the mask,
If you've got some computer questions, Tanya is the one to ask,
Duke's the stylish, shady past thief who's given up his life of crime
Mallory's the hot-tempered soldier who has done some army time
Nosedive is Wildwing's kid brother; he is quite the wildcard
Before he sacrificed himself, the first team captain was Canard,
And then there is the muscle guy, a strong in tune Zen duck named Grin,
C'mon! Against a team like that there's no way that Dragaunus can win!
They beat who ever they take on; they fight through ice and heat and storm,
They can make a snap change from battle gear to hockey Uniform;
They're really great at hockey and they rock on ice with stick and puck,
They are the very models of the modern major Mighty Ducks.
They take what Draggy throws at them and then they just come back for more,
Will they get back to Puckworld? Who knows what the future has in store.
They have to deal with Phil and dodge all his sleezy 'get rich quick' schemes,
They have to deal with Klegghorn, who never talks but shouts, raves and screams,
They have awesome firepower, slamming gear and Puck Launching guns,
They are their own comic relief with witty one-liners and puns
They're comfortable just jumping in or making up a strategy,
Never were there animated Ducks that were so good at Hockey
They won't rest till their goal is won and they're plucky and adventury,
They are the perfect cartoon heroes for the brand new century;
They're really great at hockey and they rock on ice with stick and puck,
They are the very models of the modern major Mighty Ducks