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;_; *Sniff* Your right, I guess this HAS turned into a Mary-Sue. But not intentionally! A big thank you to everyone who has reviewed and Neko-chan for uploading this. THANKIES! ^_^ I'm also changing the names a bit. Ryou is now Bakura and Bakura is now Yami Bakura, kay? Sorry if you get confused, I didn't mean to strain your brains! ...Hey, that rhymes! ^^;; Anyway, here's chapter seven!

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Sarah: Aw, come on! Say it!

Bakura: No.

Sarah: Please?

Bakura: I said no! Leave me alone!

Sarah: Why not? You know you like me!

Bakura: I like you as much as I like losing a duel, now leave me alone! (Who does he think he is, god? =P)

Sarah: Riiiiight. Your such a bad liar...

Bakura: Grr-! What do I have to do to get you to realize that I don't like you in the least bit?!

Sarah: Remove my brain and replace it with something a bit more... Well, sane. Like a pineapple! (Not meant as a diss, were all insane. ^_~)

Bakura: That can be done! Rather easily I might add!

Sarah: Aww! Your such a sweet talker! *Hugs him*

Bakura: Get off of me!

Seto: Sorry Bakura, these girls are like suction cups. They're not gonna let go of you until you agree to marry them. *Motions to Kimi, who is smiling widely*

Bakura: I AM NOT GOING TO MARRY NO ONE!

Bethany: Ahem! That's anyone! Please use proper grammer!

Xana: *Snickers* Ah, what da hell... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bethany: And what, pray tell, is so funny?!

Xana: *Wiping a tear from her eye* Oh man dat was a good one... Listen, der is two things a Yorker will do if ya mention *Snickers* grammer. 1. Beat the crap outta ya. Or 2. Laugh like it was the funniest thing in da world.

Sissy: Remember that Kimi, if were ever in New York.

Kimi: What do you mean?

Sissy: You're constantly correcting people in public! It's embarrassing!

Kimi: How so?

Sissy: *Sarcastically* Hmm... Let see... There is the dirty looks you get from the people you corrected, the aura that just screams "I'm better than you." And the embarrassment of people remembering you for it and telling people your a snob!

Kimi: ...So what's your point?

Sissy: SHUT UP! Just... Shut the hell up, okay?!

Keily: *Under her breath* Rowr...

Sissy: *Death glaring* WHAT WAS THAT?! (Boy, if looks could kill... O.O;;)

Keily: Eep! Nothing! Nothing at all!

Xana: *Pulls a Zoobook out of her hair. There is a picture of a lioness roaring* Look! It's Sissy on PMS!

All the girls except Sissy and Kimi: *Snickering at first but then is laughing their heads off*

All the guys and Kimi: *Slowly back away* (Kimi knows MUCH better. O.O)

Sissy: *Seething with anger* You want to see me PMS-sy?! FINE! I'LL SHOW YOU ME BEING PMS-SY!

...To keep this at a PG-13 rating, I'll only tell you those girls won't be making fun of Sissy for a LONG time. And that Tristen will be agreeing with everything Sissy says for the rest of their lives. O.O;;;

Keily: Ow.... I can't feel my metal baton...

Ryou: You can feel your baton?

Keily: Of course I can! *Melodramatically* Me and my baton are one!

Ryou: Riiiight... O.o;;

Time goes by and our hero's remember an important fact.

Joey's Stomach: *Grooooowl*

Joey: I'm still hungry...

Yugi: So we heard.

Xana: *Pulls out some pixies sticks from her hair, the three feet long ones* Dis is all I got, but your welcome to 'em.

Bethany: Yay! Pixie sticks!

Keily: Ah, the insane fangirl's cocaine.

Sissy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

3 seconds later...

Kimi: I'm done!

Jiako: Me too!

Keily: Me three.

Xana: Same here.

Bethany: Ditto

Sarah: What she said!

5 seconds later...

Kimi: *Eyes twitching* AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Radioactive rubber pants make my teddy's itch! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seto: I hope she means 'Teddy bear.' o.O;;;

Xana: STOP! In the name of amniotic fluids!

Joey: ...What da hell?! O.o

Keily: *Doing cartwheels* HI-DEE-HOE! Lookit all the pretty pikachus and pitit angels! WOOWHOOO!

Ryou: ...Huh? O.o

Jiako: Jump around! Jump around! Jump up, jump up and git down! *Does a head banger*

Trunks: Remind me to blow up every pixie stick factory in a five-hundred mile radius of these girls...

Bethany: *Goes to Super Saiyan* I'M A SUGAR-SAIYAN! HAHAHAHAHA! (BTW, that joke belongs to Frozenflower, not me.)

Yugi: Geez... Even I'M not this bad when I'm on a sugar high!

Sarah: See, see, muchass grandies Senior Ed! HOLY BROWN SHELL-LIKE THINGS THAT SERVE AS HOUSES FOR CARBOHYDRATES! I.... I forgot!

Bakura: *Is holding back the urge to strangle them all*

Sissy: Now how did I know this was going to happen? Oh yeah... IT ALWAYS DOES!

Seto: How long are they gonna be like this?

Sissy: How long does marijuana stay in the body?

Seto: *Gulp* T... Twenty days?!

Sissy: No, but it's gonna seem like that. *Sighs*

Yugi: You've got to be kidding...

Sissy: Nope. And this is just the beginning. I don't know about everybody else, but Kimi is gonna get MUCH worse!

Everyone: O.O *Gulp*

Sissy: Anyone got a war shelter?

Everyone: *Shakes their heads*

Sissy: The I suggest you hide, and pray to god... er... goddess, that they don't find you!

Eveyone: *Runs and hides*

The crazy, hyper peeps: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DESTROY THE SANE ONES!

To make a long story short: Two hours later....

Xana: *Just woke up* Whoa... *Rubs her head* What happened...?

Seto: ...Is it safe to come out now?

Sissy: I think so... Just approach cautiously and don't make any sudden movements, kay?

Yugi: *Nods* Uh-huh!

Kimi: Oh, hi! Whatcha doing?

Seto: We were just hiding for two hours waiting for you to get off your sugar high!

Xana: Only two hours, eh?

Keily: Were losing it girls...

Jiako: *Sobs*

Ryou: Oh, for crying out loud! This is ricockulous! (XD Get it?)

Yugi: Lets just go already!

Sarah: Getting agitated, are we?

Yugi: *PISSED* Agitated? AGITATED?! We have been putting up with your crazy-!

All the insane peeps: INSANE!

Yugi: *Even more pissed* Fine! We have been putting up with your INSANE shit and taking MUCH more time than necessary to save my Grandpa! Can we PLEASE get going NOW!!!

Everyone: O.O

Joey: Geez, Yugi... That was freaking awesome! I've never heard you get THAT pissed off before!

Yugi: When it comes to saving my loved one, I have no patience, I guess...

Bethany: Well, all right then. Lets go.

Yugi: Finally...


Meanwhile...

Pegasus: This is silly! They've gotten past everything I've thrown at them...

A lady's voice: Don't worry Master Pegasus. If you send us, we promise you won't be disappointed.

A guy's voice: Uh... Yea!

Pegasus: Very well then, Smart Lady Fox and Big Dumb Ox, obliterate them! And I'd better NOT be disappointed! Or else!

SLF and BDO: Yes, Master Pegasus!



Ok! There's chapter seven for ya! Sorry it took so long to write it! I hope you all liked it! And don't forget to R&R! Pwetty pwease with cherries on top? ;_;