Okay people, I finally got off my lazy ass and started writing chapter nine, so sorry about the delay. I know, spoot on me. v.v;; Well, on with chapter nine.

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Bethany: PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANCE YOU FREAK!!!

Smart: GRR-! Gladly! *Drops her in a dungeon and locks her up*

Bethany: *Under her breath* Bitch...

Suddenly Pegasus enters the dungeon room.

Pegasus: Welcome Bethany-girl. (As opposed to Kaiba-boy.) I hope you find your new room to room likings.

Bethany: It's a freaking prison cell, what's to like?!

Pegasus: Tsk, tsk... I was hoping you weren't going to hostile...

Bethany: WHY SHOULDN'T I BE HOSTILE?! You kidnapped me, threw me in a cell and now your asking me deliberately stupid questions! OF COURSE I'M "HOSTILE!"

Pegasus: O.O;;; Whatever...

Bethany: *Annoyed* What are you planning to do with me anyhow?

Pegasus: Bait.

Bethany: That's it?

Pegasus: Not quite Bethany-girl. I also want... *Points to her chest* That.

Bethany: HENTAI!

Pegasus: Not those! Your heart, your Millennium heart!

Bethany: Oh. Well, you can't have it. Anyways, to even get to it you'd... have to...

Pegasus: That's right. As soon as you've lured Yugi, Kaiba and the rest into my trap I'll have my best surgeon remove you of that heart. ...Or maybe it'd be more fun to do it myself! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bethany: NOOOO! Yugi, help me!!!

Meanwhile...

Yugi: *Thinking* I wonder how Bethany likes her eggs... "Yugi, help me!!!" *Aloud* Huh? Bethany! She's in trouble, we've got to hurry!

Everybody: *Nods*

Xana: Do any of you guys remember where that Smart Fox bitch went?

Sarah: I think I do, I've got a pretty good memory.

Jiako: Me too, don't worry Yugi, we'll get you're girlfriend back for you! ^_~

Yugi: *Blushes* Um... Thank you...

Kimi: No problem!

Sissy: Actually, there is...

Kimi: Oh? And what would that be?

Sissy: *Pointing* Look over there.

Kimi: Hmm? EEP! What is that... that THING?!

Sarah: It's absolutely horrible!

Xana: I've seen some ugly thugs in my life, but DAMN! That thing just takes the cake!

Jiako: I've never seen anything so... DISGUSTING in my entire life!

Keily: It's worse than my Mother's Elvis Presley impersonator's porn magazines!

Sissy: Geez, I didn't think it was THAT bad. C'mon, it's just a poster of Brittany Spears...

All the Insane peeps: *Clutch their ears* DON'T SAY THAT NAME!!

Kimi: It's almost as bad as those damn twins!

Sissy: The Olsen twins?

Kimi: DO NOT SPEAK THEIR EVIL NAMES ALOUD! The toenails are listening! AHHHH!! THEY WANT MY NON-EXISTENT BRAIN!!! AHHHHHH!!

Seto: ... One and a half years is definitely NOT enough time... v.v;;;

Sissy: Kimi... STOP ACTING LIKE A DUMBASS! THERE ARE NO BRAIN STEALING TOENAILS, SO SHUT UP ALREADY!

Keily: But what if she's right?! What if toenails ARE trying to steal our brains?!

Sarah: BUT I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY BRAIN! WAAAH!!

Bakura: Trust me, you don't have one to lose.

Sarah: Aww! Your so sweet trying to comfort me like that! *Glomps him*

Bakura: ARG-! I was NOT trying to comfort you! Don't you know when your being insulted?!

Ryou: Give it up Yami, she is obviously not in her right state of mind to comprehend any insults and probably never will be.

Xana: None of us are! Ignorance really IS bliss! ^.^

Joey: 9_9;;; I guess so, den I wouldn't hafta understand any of da cracks you guys pull on me all the time!

Yugi: Um.... Have you all forgotten we've got a lovely, blue haired, girl to save and we're all making idle chit chat?! Let's go already!

Joey: I'm wit ya man, let's go kick some butt!

Everybody: YEAH!

Kimi: And don't worry Mokuba, we'll get you in this fic soon enough!

Sissy: What do you mean?!

Kimi: Err-! Nothing, nothing!

Sissy: Riiiiight...



Okay everybody, there's chapter nine for you. My humble apologies for the long time it took to get it up and for the shortness, but I'm been real busy this month what with all the assemblies and conventions. But I'll try to be quicker with the updates if possible. Please R & R please! ^.~ And, of course, a big, no, HUGE, thank you to Neko for uploading this for me, your the best Neko! ^___________^ (\/)