Lord of the Binoculars

I don't own C/H

Chapter One- The Fellowship of the Binoculars

"Hey, Dad!" smiled Calvin. "It's time for the weekly reviews of the polls." "Oh, joy." Calvin's dad sighed. "Hey! Your popularity shot up this past week!" Calvin continued, ignoring his father's sarcastic comments. "Oh, really? And how would they keep going up?" asked Calvin's dad. "Lend me your binoculars." Calvin smiled. Calvin's Dad changed his mind at this point. "Tell ya what, squirt." He said. "We'll take them out tomorrow." Calvin smiled.

The next day.

Calvin's dad was in bed. "Calvin, I've got a fever. I know that I'll regret this, but you can take the binoculars out!" he said. Calvin ran out of the room. He grabbed Hobbes, and the two ran out. Calvin also brought, in his mind, a spaceman, a superhero, and a detective.

"Say, check out these binoculars!" Calvin smiled to Hobbes. Hobbes looked at Calvin's hands, where the binoculars were. Hobbes rolled his eyes at Calvin. Calvin then walked into an opening, which had odd stone seats, a fire pit with a fire in it, and a figure nearby. The figure darted away, and Calvin focused.

At this moment, at least, to the two friends, Stupendous Man, Tracer Bullet, and Spaceman Spiff appeared. Spaceman Spiff was the first to speak. "I know what that figure was. It was a Susiewraith. I have encountered many. They seek only one thing- binoculars. They kill to get to them." Calvin looked up at Spiff. "You're sure?" Spiff responded. "Dead serious." Calvin looked at them. "Then I propose that we create an alliance."

At this point, Calvin stood up and began walking in a circle around his friends. "The five of us alone would be cut down, no matter who has the binoculars. The five of us, however, stand a chance." He shut his open hand, turning it into a fist. "But how do we stop them?" he asked Spaceman Spiff. "Destroy the binoculars in." he began. "Ms. Wormwood's classroom!" Calvin finished. "Very well." The spaceman sighed.

"I'm in." said Calvin, putting his hand towards the others. Hobbes responded, "What's good for Calvin is good for me." Hobbes and Tracer did the same as Calvin, and Spiff and Stupendous Man followed. The group took off.

Meanwhile, the Susiewraith arrived at the camp of the Susiewraiths. Since they speak a different language, I will translate. "My queen, the Fellowship has prepared." "Excellent." The queen cackled. "Send off an expedition at once!"

The Susiewraiths, five of them, charged through the night. They ran through thickets, cutting down all opposition. They closed in on the Fellowship. Spaceman Spiff was the first to notice.

Spiff stared Calvin and Hobbes in the eye. "RUN!" he shouted, drawing his blaster. Tracer Bullet grabbed his pistol, and Stupendous Man charged his fists by surrounding them with a yellow aura.

"Dieeeee!" shouted one of the Susiewraiths. Bullet's face became determined, Spiff shot a blast, and Stupendous Man charged.