I've got an hour (more or less) free to myself with no interruptions! *Weird voice from nowhere* Can she do it ladies and gentlemen? *looks around* Anyways…thank you so much, my rabid fanfiction readers! You mean the world to me!
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*Arden*
I watched the trees fly past us as we flew through the field at an extremely fast pace. I still didn't know where we were going. (Random author note: It's really really REALLY hard to talk on the phone, check your mail, write a story, and listen to System of a Down all at the same time…anyone that can do it successfully and report it gets a prize…lol.)
"Link?" I asked as we started to slow down near the entrance to Gerudo Valley.
"Huh?" he replied, continuing to focus on the direction we were traveling.
"Where we going?"
"You'll see," he teased, elbowing me right in the boob. I don't think he meant to hit me there, but that's where he did.
"Ow! Jeez, watch it, man!" I exclaimed, holding my bruised area. I heard him chuckle.
"Hmm, whoops?" he said, slowing Epona even more.
"Jerk," I said, pinching him. Why did I only pinch him? No clue.
"Aww, baby, want me to rub it for you?" he said with a snicker. Okay, I hit him hard that time.
"You wish," I retorted, folding my arms across my chest.
"Hmm, yeah," he said, and I could tell he was smiling. Although I couldn't see it, I could feel that grin.
"You still haven't told me where we're going," I whined, watching him carefully lead Epona across the bridge. We were at the canyon again, where we jumped last time. We continued on, past the big white tent, and through the entrance to the fortress. I was beginning to get a bit nervous, because of what Link had said earlier about the Gerudos.
"Yeah, yeah," he said, totally ignoring the comment I just made. "Arden, be a peach and open up my bag there?" he said, motioning to a small-sized bag hanging off of Epona's saddle. I did so, and began to search through it.
"A peach?" I repeated outloud, rummaging through his bag. Boy, there was a lot of crap in there: some more money, weird tools, a folded up piece of paper, some flint…man, this guy had it all.
"Yeah, but you're more like a sour peach," he said, chuckling at his lame joke. I didn't laugh.
"Right. Okay. What the fuck do you want out of it?"
"See a folded piece of paper anywhere within that thing?" he asked, bringing Epona to a halt. I held up the paper I saw before. "Yep, that's it," he said, snatching it out of my hands.
"You're welcome," I said sarcastically, tying the bag back onto Epona. He just grunted. "What is that for, anyways?"
"Oh, it just determines whether we remain free or not in this place," he said, disturbingly cheerily. Then I remembered the Gerudo's letter in the game. He didn't have to say anymore. We trotted up to where the big gate was, Link holding the letter out in plain sight so we didn't get in trouble. That's when I saw all the Gerudo guards. There seemed to be hundreds of them, pacing around, keeping watch on the massive fortress. They were all beautiful, no doubt, with golden eyes, dark, tanned skin, and deep red hair. I was a bit jealous, nonetheless, because they were all physically fit, too, each and every one of them.
"Permission to enter the desert, please," Link said to the guard at the gate. She was wearing white, and had a shorter haircut than the rest of them. Probably higher up in the chain.
"Let me see your papers," the lady grunted. She had a strange accent, almost Arabic sounding. She seemed very cold as well, not temperature cold, but cold in spirit. Link held out the old, tattered paper.
"Hmm," she said, briefly looking up at us, then looking back at the paper. "This seems a bit old," she said skeptically.
"It is, but it's valid," Link said confidently.
"Hmm." She kept silent, looking over the edge of the paper and at…me.
"Well?" Link asked, his confidence fading.
"This was signed by Nabooru, yes, but the other signature is by our old leader. We have a new ruler now," she said, handing the paper back to Link.
"But…Nabooru is head of you all!" Link exclaimed, not believing what he was hearing.
"Yeah, right, in theory," she shot back. "Yeah, she's supposedly our leader, you know, the one who takes care of us. But ever since she became a sage, we haven't seen her. Not once. Not even a letter. So, we felt that it was time to elect a new leader, so we killed the old one and elected Queen Navala as our sole leader. We don't even consider Nabooru to be a Gerudo anymore, so this paper isn't valid. Access denied." Link was speechless.
"Killed?" I whispered, and immediately regretted it. I just thought that was so horrible, I couldn't believe it.
"Yeah! Killed!" she yelled harshly. "What's 'a matter, sweetcheeks, that too harsh for your big goofy Hylian ears?" That ticked me off.
"I'm not Hylian!" I roared back, lifting up my hair, exposing my ears.
"Yeah, mhm," she said, crossing her arms. "Now, get out, before I call more guards to take you two away," she said, pointing towards the exit. Epona reared, nearly knocking the woman over, which made me feel good. But it's a good thing Link was strong, cause I grabbed onto him for dear life. We raced out of there and back into the canyon. Link then stopped, and dismounted Epona. He walked over to the edge of the cliff, and didn't say a word. I felt bad for the old chap. I jumped off Epona and walked up to him.
"Link," I said calmly, quietly, "Link, I'm sorry."
"It's not your fault," he murmured, and crossed his arms, looking away from me.
"I know, but I feel bad. They were your friends, weren't they?" He was still and noiseless. "Come on, buddy, cheer up. You still got me," I joked, trying to get some life back into him. He shook his head and chuckled, turning to me.
"Gee, how wonderful," he said sarcastically, looking down into my face.
"Hey, I didn't deserve that," I whispered as he drew nearer and nearer. He put his arms around me, and I got butterflies in my stomach. We were so close now that I could feel his breath almost kissing mine. I was shaking, I could tell. Whether it was out of nervousness or out of excitement, I wasn't sure. He held me though, he held me tight, and I felt safe. Just before our lips were going to lock, he pulled me up into a hug. I was a bit disappointed, and I looked around at all the scenery behind him, confused as the day was long. We pulled apart, both blushing, and Link whipped out his ocarina.
"Come here," he said, nodding to me. I obeyed, and he took my hands and placed them around his waist. I held him close, and he began to play the Requiem of Spirit. Lights began to circle around us again like when we went to the Shadow Temple, only this time they were golden. We were soon whipped out of there, but this time I kept my eyes open. I watched as we traveled over the fortress, then over a vast desert, then next to a gigantic building. We came to an abrupt halt, and then were gently placed down. I looked around, and realized that we were at the Desert Colossus. I looked up at Link, and smiled. He smiled back, and felt like butter melting in a pan.
"That was cool," I said, squeezing him tighter. He grinned.
"Are you ever going to let go of me, or are we just gunna stand here all day?" I blushed, and pulled away quickly.
"Sorry," I mumbled. He laughed.
"Come on," he said, taking my hand and leading me to the end of the platform. "Now, the desert is very dangerous, things pop out of the sand and try to kill you," he said with a twisted smile on his mug.
"How nice," I said cynically.
"Mmm," he replied, nodding. "Now, you're actually going to be able to use your sword, and dazzle me with your swordsmanship skills you told me about." Huh? Swordsmanship? Ohh…I told him about my fencing experiences at the prep…oh boy, this could get interesting…
"Oh, uh—yeah," I said, pulling out my sword. He pulled out his, and his shield. I copied his example, but still, it was uncomfortable. He certainly looked powerful like that…and strong…and attractive…Goddamnit why was I swooning?! I had to shake myself out of it and focus on the situation at hand.
"Usually, I just run across to the platform over there, and avoid them at all costs," he said. "Ready?" I nodded. "Go!" We sprinted across the sand, and heard the things popping up behind us. I increased my pace, and we reached the platform at the same time. I turned around, panting, and laughed at the weird things trying to get us.
"They look like cactuses!" I cried, laughing harder. He stabbed one, and it died on the spot.
"Come on," he said, and walked up the stairs to the entrance to the temple. I gawked at its immense size once we were inside. "Welcome to the Spirit Temple," he said, putting his sword and shield away. I copied him.
"Oooooh," I said, gazing at the high ceilings and massive statues.
"There shouldn't be too much evil here," he said, carefully observing the atmosphere around us. "Most of it should have left when I defeated the two witches," he stated.
"That's reassuring," I replied, venturing further away from him.
"Still," he said, and paused, "be on your guard." Sheesh. Mr. Serious over there. I walked up to the giant snake statues, and looked at the writing engraved in it. It was in another language, and there was no way in hell I could decipher it. Link walked up the stairs, and he led me deep into the temple.
"Link, I have a question," I said, gawking at all that was around me.
"Yes?"
"Link, why did you bring me here if it was so dangerous?" I asked as we walked through a massive doorway. We had entered the room with the giant snake lady. I looked at him, and he shrugged.
"I dunno, I thought it was a cool place, and it's not that dangerous, and I dunno…I guess I just wanted to share this greatness and beauty with you." Well, that was sweet, and I felt flattered. Now I needed a nice response.
"Oh." I blew it. "Thank you," I said, and continued to follow him. We eventually got to the rooms where the mirror shield needed to be used, but since he already did that before, we just went right through. As we got further and further into the temple, we heard music getting louder and louder. I recognized it as the music within the game, but it sounded much better in real life. "Do you hear that?" He turned to me, and listened.
"I hear nothing." I got a little scared.
"You don't hear that music?"
"Oh! Yeah! The music…course I do. But after a while, I just don't notice it anymore," he said, starting to walk again.
"Okay, good." Now I felt better because I knew I wasn't going crazy. Well, the Spirit Temple sure was fascinating and beautiful, but I was starting to get bored. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I decided to stir things up a 'lil bit. Okay, Arden, think. He's walking ahead of you…try not to look at his ass…too late…c'mon girl, you need courage…Okay, my pep-talk to myself sucked, but it helped. I ran behind him and slapped his ass, then ducked behind a massive statue we were walking past.
"Hey!" I heard Link cry. I had to stifle my laughter. "Alright, Arden, you're gunna get it this time!" he shouted, dashing behind the statue. I ran away in the opposite direction as fast as I could, but he was right on my ass, heh heh, the whole time. (Not literally, but you get the picture.) That was a stupid move, though, cause I just backed myself into a corner. I tried to smile as innocently as possible, to try and get away…but with no success. I knew I wouldn't be able to get past Link, even if I tried. I wonder what his opponents must feel like. Must be bad…
"Hi, Link," I squeaked, trying to get him to back away.
"Arden, you dirty little tramp," he said, walking closer. I couldn't tell if he was serious or not.
"Man whore," I replied, snickering.
"I told you not to mess with me," he said, moving nearer. He pushed me against the wall, and pinned me there. I was beginning to get nervous. Just go along with it.
"And I did. Now what are you gunna do, huh?" I said, a bit shakily and not as confidently as I would have liked it to be. He didn't reply. Okay, now I was creeped out, having those usually clear blue orbs cloud over, piercing into mine.
"You don't even wanna know what I'm gunna do," he said, intensifying the pressure on my shoulders. They were beginning to go numb. "Do you wanna get away from me right now?" he asked gravely with a sick smile on his face. I winced.
"Uh-huh," I replied.
"Wanna…go far away, so I can't scare you anymore?"
"Uh-huh…"
"Wanna go far away so I can't hurt you?" he said, even more menacingly than before. I swallowed hard.
"Link…"
"Wanna go far away so I can't…throw you up over my shoulders and run around?!" he screamed, and picked me up. I sighed with relief, then started flailing.
"Damnit, Link, you bastard, put me down!" That only made him run faster. "You bitch! Stop it!" I flailed harder. "PUT ME DOWN!" He started laughing. We ran, well actually he ran with me on him, through the temple and towards the entrance, my screaming and his laughter echoing all through the place. Once we reached the red carpet, I flung myself off of him, knocking him over and giving me just enough time to get up and run. Once he was up, I was ready; I had my fists clenched and a deadly smile on my face.
"Oooh, tough girl," he said, advancing towards me. I glared at him.
"Your worst nightmare." He grinned.
"That's what I love about you," he said, inching closer. "You're so dangerous and unpredictable, it sometimes scares me." I smiled to myself. I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good. (Just kidding…)
"Oh really?" I replied.
"Oh yeah. But right now, I'm predicting what's going to happen, baby," he said, with a twisted smirk on his face. I crossed my arms. "And it's kinda turning me on," he said finally. I watched his eyes dart all over my body. What a dork. He actually thinks he's going to get some.
"Right," I said skeptically. "And what exactly is going to happen?" I asked, as seductively as possible. He just grinned. Then his grin disappeared.
"We're going to fight!" he exclaimed, lunging at me, catching me completely off guard.
"Aah! You prick!" I cried, dodging him. I turned around, and we got into a fight, for the…third time is it? Maybe the fourth! Well, anyways, we fought and we fought and we fought. And we made a lot of noise. And we screamed. And we laughed. And we made that scuffling noise that you hear on the movies. Yep. All of that good stuff.
"You are so sexy!" he cried, punching me in the gut. I doubled over, and kneed him where the sun doesn't shine. He made a funny noise, then topped over, holding himself. I didn't feel like losing this time, and I didn't!
"No, Link, you're the sexy one," I said, laughing. I heard him whine.
"My babymakers," he said, glaring up at me. I just laughed harder.
"Want me to rub it for you?!" I exclaimed, using the same line that he used earlier. He stood up, arms crossed, pout on his mug. I was content. I had won. Then he gave me those irresistible puppy dog eyes, and I tried not to fall for it, but I did. "Don't look at me like that!"
"Baby, you hurt my feelings!"
"Since when am I your baby?"
"You hurt me, right here," he said, covering his heart, and moving closer.
"Stop your blubbering," I said.
"How could you hurt me here?" he cried, still inching closer.
"Suck it up," I replied harshly. He grabbed my hand, and put it over his heart.
"Right here." I could feel it beating. I looked up, and saw him smiling. He pulled me closer and closer, like when we were in the canyon. I wrapped my arms around him, and I knew I was going to get a kiss this time. I closed my eyes, and moved in, only to briefly touch something cold. Then I heard the Prelude of Light being played, and I knew he was playing the ocarina instead of kissing me. I sighed as we were lifted up and out of the temple in a swirling golden-yellow light.
Okay, that's enough, lol. There will be more soon, so just be patient! Thanks again!