What's up guys!! It's been a long, long, loooooooooooong time, I know. (Forever.) I'm really reeeeely sorry, but school sucks, and I have a bajillion and one things to work on. And after those things are passed in (minor projects…such as WRITING A FRIGGIN' CHILDREN'S BOOK, IN FRENCH!! and DOING A THIRD 10 PAGE ESSAY ON FAMOUS PEOPLE OF THE 20th CENURY!!!) I get to start studying for final exams. And if that doesn't suck enough, I have a marching band rehearsal and a recital this week!! But then, after school gets out, I'm going to Williamsburg, Virginia! Woohoo, Busch Gardens!! Lots of roller coasters with my name on 'em!! Seriously, though, I'll try to have this sucker finished sometime in the early summer, since I'll have TIME to do something other than be a slave for school. Unless I join drum corps…which I doubt will happen cause I already have my summer planned out. *sigh* I'm tryin', believe me, I'm tryin'. Please please pleeeeeeeese don't give up on me, or come to my house with a wild mob yielding pitchforks and torches…coughcoughSETSUNNAcoughcough. And I put a new story up today, check it out (if ff.net ever decides to POST IT!!!) Alright, enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Zelda-related. Oh! And also, I decided not to do a detailed description because I didn't feel like vomiting all over myself, and my computer would also appreciate it if I didn't blow chunks all over it. Sorry, to all those out there that wanted it, you can use your own imaginations. Or write it for yourself. Feel free. Hey, contest time!! lol no way, man…

*Arden*

I woke up, but didn't open my eyes. I could smell Link, and feel his bare skin against mine. He was really hot, like a radiator, and I was cold, so I snuggled up against him. I loved him so much, and now that we were intimate, I knew that I could never leave this place. It was sunny out, I could see the sunlight peeking through the curtains, and I was hungry. Man, that guy takes a lot out of ya! I closed my eyes, and scenes from the night before kept on flashing in my mind. I smiled, and leaned up on my elbow, looking down on my sleeping lover. His chest was exposed, and halfway down his abs the sheet rested. I layed there for a while, just watching him sleep. He was so…beautiful. And he was mine. All mine.

*Link*

I was awake, but I kept my eyes closed. I could sense that Arden was sitting up, so I opened my eyes. She smiled sweetly at me as my eyes became adjusted to the light.

"Morning, sunshine," she said cheerily, giggling.

"You're perky. That's so unlike you!" I exclaimed, yawning, and stretching a little. I sat up a bit, leaning against the pillows, and put my hands behind my head. Arden leaned against my upper body. I could feel her chest and smooth stomach through the sheets, and her heart beating against mine.

"Yeah, well, after what you pulled off last night, I'll be perky for the rest of the year." I smiled. There were no ways to describe how good Arden was last night. So I won't tell ya, heh heh.

"What can I say?" I said haughtily, chuckling a bit. Arden rolled her eyes. I wrapped my arms around her.

"Link?" she asked sweetly. "Link…baby…can you…" She was using her seductive voice again. "Link, you big, sexy man you, can you…"

"Yes?" I inquired, grinning madly.

"Link…I can't wait any longer!" she cried, jumping and straddling me. Holy shit, I thought, here we go again!!

"Mmm…Arden…baby…" I moaned as she began to kiss my neck.

"Link…Link…I need you…I need you to…" she groaned inbetween kisses.

"Yes? Yes?!"

"Link…I need you to…oh baby!!!" Oh man, she's such a turn on!!

"Tell me Arden!!" I cried.

"Link!! I need you to…make me breakfast!" she said, smiling down on me. I froze for a minute, then pushed her off of me. She was laughing hysterically as I sat up.

"You little wench!" I yelled, pulling on some pants. "You got me all horny for nothing!!" She was crying from laughing so hard.

"You're…you're…!!!" she screamed, collapsing into another fit of laughter. "You should have seen your face!" That was it. Yeah, I know, she got me, but I wouldn't admit it. I ran over, scooped her up, still wrapped in all the sheets, and walked to the door.

"Now you'll be sorry!" I yelled, laughing.

"NO! NO! LINK!! NO! I DON'T HAVE ANY--" I opened the door, and dropped her on the grass. She was frantically trying to cover herself with the sheets as I slammed the door. I smiled, and walked over to the fireplace to begin breakfast. A second later I heard the door swing open and Arden storm back in.

"There were people out there!" she cried, grasping onto the sheets.

"Lucky them," I said, holding in laughter. "A 'lil bit of a peep show first thing never hurt anybody." She grumbled. I heard her shuffle over to the bed, and throw the sheets off. I didn't turn around, (sorry guys), but my girl deserves privacy from others. When she was finished, she walked up to me, and gave me a hug.

"I hope it's eggs," she said as she let go. I already had eggs cracked in the pan frying. She made herself busy making the bed and setting the table as I cooked. We didn't have much conversation, but not much needed to be said.

"Almost done," I said after a while, breaking the silence.

"Good," she said. "Hey, Link, if I'm gunna stay here, you know, for good, we're going to have to do something with this place. I mean…it's nice and all, but not something I would like to call a home right at this minute." I looked around. She did have a point.

"Alright," I said, serving out our meal. "After we eat let's discuss our plans." And that was that. Well, we did eat, and the food was good, if I do say so myself, and we did make plans. The loft above us was going to be converted into two rooms, and there was going to be a full bathroom installed in the downstairs. We spent the rest of the day cleaning and sorting through all my crap, and it was dusk before we knew it. So Arden had the idea of going for a walk, which I liked the sound of, so we dropped what we were doing and went outside.

*Arden*

There was a cool breeze blowing about, and it felt good to get out of that dusty house. We walked, hand-in-hand, out of the village and into Hyrule field. Link told so many wonderful stories of his adventures, most of them making me crack up.

"And then…Ruto was like, 'Blah blah blah, you're going to be my husband!' And I was like 'What the fuck are you talking about?! I'm taking this stone and getting as far away from your fishy ass as I can!'" I laughed at him.

"Sucks to be you! Having a fish after you…that's pretty awful." He nodded. "Damn, if I ever catch her going after you, we'll be having Zora for dinner," I said, crossing my arms. He chuckled.

"Good." We walked on in silence for a bit more, and then it started to get really dark. We were on the path that ran around Lon Lon Ranch, coming up towards the castle. The clouds covered the moon, the only light that we had to guide us.

"Holy shit, Link, hold me!" I said, grabbing him. He laughed.

"My pleasure," he said, wrapping an arm around me. Suddenly, the sky ripped open, a massive crack of it turning blood red. The sound was deafening, like the worst thunderstorm you could ever be in. The crack shook us both to the ground, and I looked at Link as we were getting up. He looked scared, which scared me, because I've never seen that boy afraid.

"What the fuck is that?!" I exclaimed in awe of what was before us. He turned to me, and grasped my upper arms.

"Arden! That's what the sky looked like when you fell out of it! Arden, don't go near it! I don't want you to go back!" he exclaimed, holding me tightly. I hugged him back.

"Link! Link!" I cried. "Link, this is my ticket home!" I bellowed, trying to pull him to the red beam that was connecting the sky to the ground.

"No! Arden! I'm not letting you leave me!"

"Come on, Link!" I screamed, yanking him. He pulled he hard, almost ripping my arm out of its socket.

"NO!" he screamed. "I'm not letting you go!" I looked into his eyes, and saw that they were full of tears. I almost cried, too, when I saw him like that.

"Come with me," I said, calmly, wiping the tear from his cheek.

"No, Arden, I can't…I can't leave. This is my home. I belong here, in Hyrule. These people need me." I sighed.

"And up there is my home! God, why does this have to happen now?!" I exclaimed, hugging Link.

"Arden, what if you can't come back?! What if you get stuck there, and can't come back! Arden, I would die without you!"

"Then come with me," I said, taking his hand. "We'll come back. I promise." He looked frightened, so I tried to act brave. We linked arms as we walked into the red light, and held onto each other as tightly as we could as we were lifted off the ground and up into the sky. We were in the same swirling portal that I had traveled through before. This time it seemed longer, as if the force that was propelling us wasn't as strong as it was before. And just as I caught a glimpse of my soft blue couch again, I lost my grip on Link, and I blacked out.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!! Oh no! Is this the end on Link and Arden?! Tune in next week, same Bat time, same Bat channel, for the conclusion to this exciting action-packed thriller.

…Wow, did I just write that? lol! Alright, I'll see you all soon enough, and I hope you don't piss your pants with the suspense I just provided you with. ;o)