I've had one flame now. They said that Bakura was too OOC and that he'd never act like this and I was a sick person. Well if here is what I have to say:

1. This is a fanfic the purpose is that you don't have to stick to the show and in fanfics I could make grass purple and it would still be fine.

2. This fanfic is in the humor category which means I can do things that the chars would NEVER do in a million years if it suited my crazed mind(I'm not saying mine is crazed just go with me here).

3. If those aren't good enough for you then just say Bakura's Yami has influenced him into being slightly evil and his Yami's been influenced by Bakura to be a bit more soft so they both could act like this.

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Yami, Yugi, Tèa, Joey, and Tristan were standing in a secluded area of the park.

"We have gathered here to discuss the albino menace." Yami said.

"They must be stopped!" Tèa said.

"Revenge!" Joey yelled.

They would've said more but a sudden whistling of air and a "Hey!" got their attention.

The others turned to Tristan who was going crosseyed trying to focus on the suction cup-tipped arrow now stuck to his forehead.

Yugi reached up and grabbed it. Tèa untied the note as every leaned over her shoulder (except Yugi who looked past her elbow) to see.

The note said:



You're next!

-Snowflurry & Blizzard



A look of terror settled on Tristan's face as the others looked at him.

Joey put an arm around Tristan "It's been nice knowing ya buddy."

"What should I do?!" Tristan frantically asked.

"Don't sleep!" Yugi suggested.

"Yeah, don't sleep. That's how they got us." Yami said as he examined his now neon green bangs.

He'd tried to wash the dye out but it didn't work.

*I wonder if modern people invented such a thing as hair dye remover?*

"Don't go in your bathroom or kitchen!" Tèa shuddered at the memory of all the fish and frogs.

"Don't open any doors!" Joey added as he examined the traces of purple still left in his hair and a few smudges on his skin, of course his clothes were completely purple.



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'Snowflurry' and 'Blizzard' were having dificulty being quiet so as not to alert the others to their position.

"P-pretty sssoon th-they'll t-tell hm not to b-breath!" Bakura hissed at Yaku before breaking down into muffled laughter again.

When Joey suggested bodyguards and secruity cameras a laugh attack hit Bakura so hard that Yaku had to dive on him and add his hands to his Hikari's mouth.

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This chapter, as pointless as it may seem, was actually something I planned. I know what I'm going to do to Tristan now so now I want a vote on what I should do to Mai and Seto or if I should do anything to them at all?