A/N: Sorry this has taken so long to update. (Please forgive me, Ed).
Anyway, here is the much awaited ending and the even more awaited alternate
scenes. Beware: much character bashing ahead. I hope no one has any
fondness for Relena?
Marron slowly walks towards the doorway, peering through it curiously. Ginias, apparently still outraged and romping about the room tries to pull her out of the way so that he can get through the door himself. In a last breach of strength, Hotaru grabs his legs just as he is leaning halfway between the two rooms. The building begins to rotate again and Ginias is sliced in half. Marron walks off into the bright light. The End.
Alternate Endings/Scenes:
1. "There are no multiples of three." "What?!" Gineous faced Hotaru as if she were making a very sick joke. "There are no multiples of three," she repeated. "What do you mean there are no multiples of three? There must be. Check again." "Ginias, I already looked. Repeatedly. There aren't any." "But you said that's what we're looking for!" Hotaru suddenly noticed that Ginias had apparently applied a great deal of eye liner sometime after the last scene. His formerly soft, kind eyes were dark and hard. His voice lowered threateningly. "You'd better find the right door. We're almost out of time." Hotaru backed away from his overwhelming glare and shook her head. "Your awful make-up job and bad hair obviously identify you as part of the negaverse! I must destroy you!" She quickly transforms while Marron looks on in glee and claps her hands and Vegita makes a mental note to learn how to power up without looking constipated. Then Sailor Saturn launches her glaive at Ginias and the group quickly moves on before his remains start to smell.
2. In a dark room lit only by a soft eerie glow as if from a red fire escape sign, stands Tenchi, looking dumbfounded. As he is about to move forward, a tightly woven, metal grid the length of the room slowly moves out of the wall in front of him. He watches it glide toward him. Slowly it comes closer. Extricating itself from the wall?Suddenly? Veshoom! Faster than Goku can instant transmission to the fridge, Tenchi is sliced into tiny grid sized pieces. The audience goes wild and the producers decide not to bother with the expense of the rest of the movie. The first five minutes are a box office sensation. or "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryoko bursts into the room, easily dodging any booby traps, collects the pieces of Tenchi, and attempts to put them back together. The group later finds her covered in super glue next to a mound of squishy pink blocks. Everyone quickly looks for another room, except Marron who sits down to play with the "play-dough."
3. "But how do we know which ones are rigged?" Vegeta turned to look at the whining Relena with a smirk. "We throw you into them first and see if anything happens." "Hey! Good idea!" Susuka picked up Relena, opened a hatch and threw her in. Nothing happened. The group proceeded to use Relena as a test dummy until they found the exit.
4. "Heero Yuy. It's a pleasure," he said and offered his hand to the group. Relena quickly grabbed it. "Relena Peacecraft of the Sanq kingdom." Heero glared at her and stated, "Omae wo korosu." He pulled out a gun and shot Relena in the head. The walls of the building suddenly fell down around them and they all went home.
5. "You can't figure out the blah blah blah of blah blah blah," Hotaru tried to explain calmly while Ginias loomed menacingly behind Vegeta. "Two." "What?" Everyone looked around to see who had spoken. Marron giggled. Hotaru gaped at her. "What? How can she know that? She must be some kind of genius." "Two." Marron said again. "Is that the answer?" Relena asked confused. "No. The answer is 47, but look!" Hotaru pointed to what Marron was calling 'two.' It was a large wooden door with a bright exit sign on the front.
6. In another room, a short, muscular man with pointy hair lay on the floor breathing hard. Without warning large, circular blades sliced at him through the air. He rolled Indiana Jones style out of the way. He landed near a hatch, which he quickly opened and crawled through into the room where the other four stood. "What's going on here?!" he panted. "How did you people get into my new training facility?"
7. Ginias awoke in a large, brightly lit room. Also in the room was a mousy-haired woman with a unibrow. He quickly stood up and surveyed the rest of the room. It was empty. "Hey! What happened to everyone else?" In an observation room carefully concealed within the structure android 17 turned to his partner. "Yeah, what did happen to all the other people who were supposed to be here?" "Well, we had some problems abducting them last night." 18 answered. "Apparently they all eluded 16 by distracting him with a kitten and went out for drinks."
8. Ginias was the last to drop into the hatch and cross the sound triggered room. The soundtrack reached its peak and began to die down to normal chords again as Ginias neared the other side of the room. They were almost through the worst, when suddenly Marron turned back and shouted "Ice cream!" Ginias, eyes wide with terror, threw himself at the ledge and just barely managed to pull himself out of the way as blades thrust through the air behind him. Susuka raised an eyebrow. Perhaps she hadn't given the blue-haired girl enough credit.
They proceeded in this manner through the square for a few hours without event. As they moved along, they began to hear a strange noise. They seemed to be getting closer to the noise, and eventually they could begin to make out syllables and words. Finally, they opened a hatch and came upon a rather disfigured Muppet man who was walking about the room mumbling to himself about girls and babies. Hotaru uncertainly walked up and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hello?" The Muppet man turned to look at her and said excitedly, "Sarah?!" "Um, no, I'm Hotaru." "Oh. Well, I like girls who are lost in mazes. I can show you the way out and you can give me a kiss." "Ew!" Hotaru pulled out her glaive, without bothering to transform, and destroyed him. Suddenly, a large owl flew into the room and turned into a tall blonde man in tight pants who looked a lot like David Bowie. "I've been looking for Hoggle for ages! I'm so glad he's dead. As a reward I will show you out of the 'Labyrinth.'" And everyone lived happily ever after.
Marron slowly walks towards the doorway, peering through it curiously. Ginias, apparently still outraged and romping about the room tries to pull her out of the way so that he can get through the door himself. In a last breach of strength, Hotaru grabs his legs just as he is leaning halfway between the two rooms. The building begins to rotate again and Ginias is sliced in half. Marron walks off into the bright light. The End.
Alternate Endings/Scenes:
1. "There are no multiples of three." "What?!" Gineous faced Hotaru as if she were making a very sick joke. "There are no multiples of three," she repeated. "What do you mean there are no multiples of three? There must be. Check again." "Ginias, I already looked. Repeatedly. There aren't any." "But you said that's what we're looking for!" Hotaru suddenly noticed that Ginias had apparently applied a great deal of eye liner sometime after the last scene. His formerly soft, kind eyes were dark and hard. His voice lowered threateningly. "You'd better find the right door. We're almost out of time." Hotaru backed away from his overwhelming glare and shook her head. "Your awful make-up job and bad hair obviously identify you as part of the negaverse! I must destroy you!" She quickly transforms while Marron looks on in glee and claps her hands and Vegita makes a mental note to learn how to power up without looking constipated. Then Sailor Saturn launches her glaive at Ginias and the group quickly moves on before his remains start to smell.
2. In a dark room lit only by a soft eerie glow as if from a red fire escape sign, stands Tenchi, looking dumbfounded. As he is about to move forward, a tightly woven, metal grid the length of the room slowly moves out of the wall in front of him. He watches it glide toward him. Slowly it comes closer. Extricating itself from the wall?Suddenly? Veshoom! Faster than Goku can instant transmission to the fridge, Tenchi is sliced into tiny grid sized pieces. The audience goes wild and the producers decide not to bother with the expense of the rest of the movie. The first five minutes are a box office sensation. or "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryoko bursts into the room, easily dodging any booby traps, collects the pieces of Tenchi, and attempts to put them back together. The group later finds her covered in super glue next to a mound of squishy pink blocks. Everyone quickly looks for another room, except Marron who sits down to play with the "play-dough."
3. "But how do we know which ones are rigged?" Vegeta turned to look at the whining Relena with a smirk. "We throw you into them first and see if anything happens." "Hey! Good idea!" Susuka picked up Relena, opened a hatch and threw her in. Nothing happened. The group proceeded to use Relena as a test dummy until they found the exit.
4. "Heero Yuy. It's a pleasure," he said and offered his hand to the group. Relena quickly grabbed it. "Relena Peacecraft of the Sanq kingdom." Heero glared at her and stated, "Omae wo korosu." He pulled out a gun and shot Relena in the head. The walls of the building suddenly fell down around them and they all went home.
5. "You can't figure out the blah blah blah of blah blah blah," Hotaru tried to explain calmly while Ginias loomed menacingly behind Vegeta. "Two." "What?" Everyone looked around to see who had spoken. Marron giggled. Hotaru gaped at her. "What? How can she know that? She must be some kind of genius." "Two." Marron said again. "Is that the answer?" Relena asked confused. "No. The answer is 47, but look!" Hotaru pointed to what Marron was calling 'two.' It was a large wooden door with a bright exit sign on the front.
6. In another room, a short, muscular man with pointy hair lay on the floor breathing hard. Without warning large, circular blades sliced at him through the air. He rolled Indiana Jones style out of the way. He landed near a hatch, which he quickly opened and crawled through into the room where the other four stood. "What's going on here?!" he panted. "How did you people get into my new training facility?"
7. Ginias awoke in a large, brightly lit room. Also in the room was a mousy-haired woman with a unibrow. He quickly stood up and surveyed the rest of the room. It was empty. "Hey! What happened to everyone else?" In an observation room carefully concealed within the structure android 17 turned to his partner. "Yeah, what did happen to all the other people who were supposed to be here?" "Well, we had some problems abducting them last night." 18 answered. "Apparently they all eluded 16 by distracting him with a kitten and went out for drinks."
8. Ginias was the last to drop into the hatch and cross the sound triggered room. The soundtrack reached its peak and began to die down to normal chords again as Ginias neared the other side of the room. They were almost through the worst, when suddenly Marron turned back and shouted "Ice cream!" Ginias, eyes wide with terror, threw himself at the ledge and just barely managed to pull himself out of the way as blades thrust through the air behind him. Susuka raised an eyebrow. Perhaps she hadn't given the blue-haired girl enough credit.
They proceeded in this manner through the square for a few hours without event. As they moved along, they began to hear a strange noise. They seemed to be getting closer to the noise, and eventually they could begin to make out syllables and words. Finally, they opened a hatch and came upon a rather disfigured Muppet man who was walking about the room mumbling to himself about girls and babies. Hotaru uncertainly walked up and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hello?" The Muppet man turned to look at her and said excitedly, "Sarah?!" "Um, no, I'm Hotaru." "Oh. Well, I like girls who are lost in mazes. I can show you the way out and you can give me a kiss." "Ew!" Hotaru pulled out her glaive, without bothering to transform, and destroyed him. Suddenly, a large owl flew into the room and turned into a tall blonde man in tight pants who looked a lot like David Bowie. "I've been looking for Hoggle for ages! I'm so glad he's dead. As a reward I will show you out of the 'Labyrinth.'" And everyone lived happily ever after.