Title: Revenge of the Jedi
Author: sheleigh
Summary: Obi-Wan makes a mistake that gets the temple after him.
Authors Notes: Ahh- I needed a change from my usual doom and gloom fanfiction. ^_~ Does pure stupidity count?
Obi-Wan snuck through the temple, carefully avoiding any other Jedi. He nervously walked down the final corridor, before reaching his quarters. With a huge sigh of relief he entered into them, greeting his Master, Qui- Gon Jinn, pleasantly- if not a bit hurried.
"Padawan, is there something wrong?" Obi-Wan smiled brightly, shaking his head.
"No Master! Just in a rush! Have to. study." Qui-Gon stood, walking over to his Padawan, resting a hand on his shoulder, and leading him to sit on the couch.
"What happened, Padawan?" Obi-Wan once again shook his head.
"Nothing, Master! I have tests tomorrow, and need to study that's all." Qui-Gon shrugged, and motioned his Padawan to go ahead.
"Very well, but I'm here if you need anything." Obi-Wan nodded, and thankfully rushed to his room.
"Weird young man, my Padawan." Qui-Gon settled back into his chair, picking up his once abandoned book.
****
Mace Windu gratefully entered his quarters, heading for the refresher. He stepped into it, expecting a comforting stream of warm water to come streaming out. A squeal of shock escaped the Jedi Master as he was met with a freezing blast of water, verging on the brink of pure ice. He leapt out of the fresher, while snarling curses under his breath.
With a slight growl, he yanked on a fresh tunic, and stalked from his quarters- his destination engraved in his mind.
Mace watched as a large number of similarly wet and snarling Masters, Knights and Padawans alike joined him in his march, forming a procession through the halls. As they passed Yoda's quarters, the small green troll joined them, waving his gimmer stick threateningly.
They soon reached their destination- one Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi's quarters.
Mace reached a hand up, ringing the buzzer, before throwing the door open.
"Qui-Gon!" Qui-Gon looked up, obviously surprised.
"Mace? Master Yoda? Er. Knights, Masters, and Padawans..? May I help you?" Mace walked stiffly into the quarters, the entourage trailing behind.
"Where is Obi-Wan?"
"In his room studying, why?"
"Call him out here- now." With a frustrated sigh, Qui-Gon set down his book, and walked over to his Padawan's room, and opened it. Obi-Wan was no where to be seen.
"Apparently he has left. Mind explaining why I have half the temple standing inside my quarters, with the other half outside?" Mace grinned.
"You'll find out soon enough. Oh, and Qui-Gon?"
"What is it now, Mace?"
"You stink." The assembled Jedi left the quarters, leaving a very confused Qui-Gon behind.
"Stink?! I do not." Qui-Gon sniffed around him.
"Stink you do, Qui-Gon."
"Master Yoda?! Wha- why didn't you leave with the rest of them?"
Yoda whacked Qui-Gon with his gimmer stick, "take a shower you should. Stink you do. Be respectful to your Master you should." The diminutive Master shook his head, and exited the quarters.
"That- was odd." The Jedi Master went into his own 'fresher, and stepped into the shower. He too was met with a freezing blast of water. Understanding suddenly dawned on the Master.
"Obi-Wan!"
****
Obi-Wan snickered to himself, silently congratulating himself on his success. Figuring he was home free, he stepped around the corner.
He was met by the whole of the Jedi currently in the Temple; leading them was his Master, and Yoda.
"Obi-Wan!" Obi-Wan backpedaled, and took off running the opposite direction. All the Jedi pulled waterblasters from behind their backs. "Revenge!"
Author: sheleigh
Summary: Obi-Wan makes a mistake that gets the temple after him.
Authors Notes: Ahh- I needed a change from my usual doom and gloom fanfiction. ^_~ Does pure stupidity count?
Obi-Wan snuck through the temple, carefully avoiding any other Jedi. He nervously walked down the final corridor, before reaching his quarters. With a huge sigh of relief he entered into them, greeting his Master, Qui- Gon Jinn, pleasantly- if not a bit hurried.
"Padawan, is there something wrong?" Obi-Wan smiled brightly, shaking his head.
"No Master! Just in a rush! Have to. study." Qui-Gon stood, walking over to his Padawan, resting a hand on his shoulder, and leading him to sit on the couch.
"What happened, Padawan?" Obi-Wan once again shook his head.
"Nothing, Master! I have tests tomorrow, and need to study that's all." Qui-Gon shrugged, and motioned his Padawan to go ahead.
"Very well, but I'm here if you need anything." Obi-Wan nodded, and thankfully rushed to his room.
"Weird young man, my Padawan." Qui-Gon settled back into his chair, picking up his once abandoned book.
****
Mace Windu gratefully entered his quarters, heading for the refresher. He stepped into it, expecting a comforting stream of warm water to come streaming out. A squeal of shock escaped the Jedi Master as he was met with a freezing blast of water, verging on the brink of pure ice. He leapt out of the fresher, while snarling curses under his breath.
With a slight growl, he yanked on a fresh tunic, and stalked from his quarters- his destination engraved in his mind.
Mace watched as a large number of similarly wet and snarling Masters, Knights and Padawans alike joined him in his march, forming a procession through the halls. As they passed Yoda's quarters, the small green troll joined them, waving his gimmer stick threateningly.
They soon reached their destination- one Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi's quarters.
Mace reached a hand up, ringing the buzzer, before throwing the door open.
"Qui-Gon!" Qui-Gon looked up, obviously surprised.
"Mace? Master Yoda? Er. Knights, Masters, and Padawans..? May I help you?" Mace walked stiffly into the quarters, the entourage trailing behind.
"Where is Obi-Wan?"
"In his room studying, why?"
"Call him out here- now." With a frustrated sigh, Qui-Gon set down his book, and walked over to his Padawan's room, and opened it. Obi-Wan was no where to be seen.
"Apparently he has left. Mind explaining why I have half the temple standing inside my quarters, with the other half outside?" Mace grinned.
"You'll find out soon enough. Oh, and Qui-Gon?"
"What is it now, Mace?"
"You stink." The assembled Jedi left the quarters, leaving a very confused Qui-Gon behind.
"Stink?! I do not." Qui-Gon sniffed around him.
"Stink you do, Qui-Gon."
"Master Yoda?! Wha- why didn't you leave with the rest of them?"
Yoda whacked Qui-Gon with his gimmer stick, "take a shower you should. Stink you do. Be respectful to your Master you should." The diminutive Master shook his head, and exited the quarters.
"That- was odd." The Jedi Master went into his own 'fresher, and stepped into the shower. He too was met with a freezing blast of water. Understanding suddenly dawned on the Master.
"Obi-Wan!"
****
Obi-Wan snickered to himself, silently congratulating himself on his success. Figuring he was home free, he stepped around the corner.
He was met by the whole of the Jedi currently in the Temple; leading them was his Master, and Yoda.
"Obi-Wan!" Obi-Wan backpedaled, and took off running the opposite direction. All the Jedi pulled waterblasters from behind their backs. "Revenge!"