Title: everybody's on a boat. (I gotta think of something better.)
Disclaimer: I don't own (a) my own golf clubs, (b) x men evo or (c) a boat, so if I'm off on how to set riggings I'm sorry. (Ha, I remembered this time!!! Bwa ha ha.)
Lets get to it, but first, thanks so much to -star of darkness, TurtleClarinet, Capslock, Sarah Coldheart and todd fan! They reviewed! I feel so special. Oh, be prepared for some bashing, you'll see to whom.
Chapter 2- the groups (du du dun)
"Oh will you just get on with it you blue hag?"
"Excuse me sunspot! But you ain't exactly normal yourself!" At this point Mystique had jumped to her feet and was about to pummel the boy with the aid of hank and Kurt, who did not appreciate their color getting insulated.
"Bring it on shifter" Mystique lunged at the boy, but the Prof. At that moment said-
"The first group will contain of Storm, iceman, toad, boom-boom, Cyclops, and um, jean I guess." "Mental note, get jean a friggen code name! This is embarrassing." He muttered to himself.
Scoot and jean looked at each other and smiled, (I'm not going to say what there were thinking because I want to keep a rating). Todd and tabby looked at each other in disgust. This was going to be painful, locked on a wooden prison, but with the lovebirds! "Kill me now, but at least Todd'l be with me." Todd thought something along that line except it had more yo's. "Yippy! A chance to bug Scott to the end of time for a whole year! What should I do first? Ice his underwear? Vaseline on the toilet? I wonder if we will have phones, prank callers! Bow before me for I am your king," yup, that was bobby. Storm simply looked at her charges and said, "let all sit down over here, shall we?"
"The second group is prized of-," said Mystique who had both wrestled the paper out of the Prof.'s hands and hit sunspot over the head with a chair. She takes wrestling too seriously. "Beast, avalanche, shadow cat, nightcrawler, Colossus, and wolf's bane, go on now, group."
Every one of the x men wondered who exactly Colossus was, all except jean, who wondered if it was a relay word. But then a REALY tall, muscular boy walk over from next to the boy with black sunglasses. He walked up to the group and sat down next to kitty. "Oh goody, a whole year vith kitty." Thought Kurt. "Cool, a whole year with kitty" thought lance. Then at the same time they thought, "I hope that he doesn't get in the way." (They were referring to each other, not Piotr) "Hum, I wonder how much of my chem. set is safe to bring on a boat?" oh, please, take a wild guess. Rhena went over a quick schedule in her head of morning and noon prayers, and how exactly she could get every body else to follow it. With a little nudge from her wolf side she figured.
"The third group has wolverine, Mystique, quick silver, blob, jubilee and spYke in it (sorry, his name bugs me)" said Magneto who was sick of the fighting and had forced the Prof. In a corner and that raped paper clips around Mystique and forced her to do the same.
"Oh, great! I gotta spend a whole year with those two boy dukein' it out all the time. At least wolvie will be with me." Thought jubilee. "Must not kill Mystique. Must not kill Mystique. Why? I don't know, but- Must not kill Mystique. Pietro- "booooooooooooooooring! Least I can bug even. That'll be full." "Food, food, food" do I relay need to say it? "I'm going to get Pietro this time, he he he." Thought even, oh how wrong he was. "Does my butt look big in this black mini? Oh well all better," thought Mystique as she came to sit down with them, sitting as far away from wolverine as she could, I should note.
"The forth boat shall be graced with the presence of- myself, Charles, bezerker, sunspot, magma, and angel."
"WHAT?!?!?" bellowed warren, "but I'm not even an x person, I'm only here for these neat little finger food things and a free fight show!"
"I know warren, but I had to fill up boat 4, and after 30 years I can't tear forge away from his parents," said klucky; this earned her many blank confused stairs. "moooooving on."
"bwa ha, yet another way for me to put off being any kind of parent at all for a whole year!" thought Magneto. Bezerker -"must kill sunspot." Sunspot- bezerker must die" (I relay gotta find a list of all the names, I know I'm spelling them wrong). Amara-"hmmm, that warren guy is hot! And he's rich! Almost royal like me. Good enough for me, dang he's hot." "Gotta love these nifty sandwich things. Huh? Why is that girl staring at me? Oh, shrimp." "SNAP! These kids think some funny things!"
"The fifth, and final group will contain gambit, scarlet which, pyro, multiple and cannon ball." Said the Prof., still chuckling at what Scott was thinking, (which I will NOT print cuz it has to do with monkeys, hammers and an ink cartilage.)
"Hold up, why don't we get an adult?" asked Jamie, looking at all the older kids a little nervously. Hey, three of them were scary and supposed to be evil.
"Because he died"
"Oh, that's a lame excuse"
"Maybe, but its all your getting."
"Hold up, ah'm not on a boat. Does this mean I can't come?"
"No"
"Snap" sighed rogue.
What do you think? If I didn't get it right rogue is coming, and I'll have a good reason on why she thought she couldn't later. This story is going to be long. Mainly because I'm bored and this is fun, and because I cant rush into things. I don't think they will get on the boat for a while. First they gotta ask more questions and rogue has to pick which boat she wants, then they gotta pack, and fly to whereever the heck their boat is. It will be funny; I will try on that. If you have any ideas, new charters you made that you want me to put on, or even any games you want them to play, TELL ME!!! Reviews are fun. Ps, snap is my cuss word fill in, just cuz I'm queer. I'm probably gunna focus on boat 5, but I won't ignore the others, heads up on jean bashing and Evan torture in the next chapter. The plucky... Klucky!
Disclaimer: I don't own (a) my own golf clubs, (b) x men evo or (c) a boat, so if I'm off on how to set riggings I'm sorry. (Ha, I remembered this time!!! Bwa ha ha.)
Lets get to it, but first, thanks so much to -star of darkness, TurtleClarinet, Capslock, Sarah Coldheart and todd fan! They reviewed! I feel so special. Oh, be prepared for some bashing, you'll see to whom.
Chapter 2- the groups (du du dun)
"Oh will you just get on with it you blue hag?"
"Excuse me sunspot! But you ain't exactly normal yourself!" At this point Mystique had jumped to her feet and was about to pummel the boy with the aid of hank and Kurt, who did not appreciate their color getting insulated.
"Bring it on shifter" Mystique lunged at the boy, but the Prof. At that moment said-
"The first group will contain of Storm, iceman, toad, boom-boom, Cyclops, and um, jean I guess." "Mental note, get jean a friggen code name! This is embarrassing." He muttered to himself.
Scoot and jean looked at each other and smiled, (I'm not going to say what there were thinking because I want to keep a rating). Todd and tabby looked at each other in disgust. This was going to be painful, locked on a wooden prison, but with the lovebirds! "Kill me now, but at least Todd'l be with me." Todd thought something along that line except it had more yo's. "Yippy! A chance to bug Scott to the end of time for a whole year! What should I do first? Ice his underwear? Vaseline on the toilet? I wonder if we will have phones, prank callers! Bow before me for I am your king," yup, that was bobby. Storm simply looked at her charges and said, "let all sit down over here, shall we?"
"The second group is prized of-," said Mystique who had both wrestled the paper out of the Prof.'s hands and hit sunspot over the head with a chair. She takes wrestling too seriously. "Beast, avalanche, shadow cat, nightcrawler, Colossus, and wolf's bane, go on now, group."
Every one of the x men wondered who exactly Colossus was, all except jean, who wondered if it was a relay word. But then a REALY tall, muscular boy walk over from next to the boy with black sunglasses. He walked up to the group and sat down next to kitty. "Oh goody, a whole year vith kitty." Thought Kurt. "Cool, a whole year with kitty" thought lance. Then at the same time they thought, "I hope that he doesn't get in the way." (They were referring to each other, not Piotr) "Hum, I wonder how much of my chem. set is safe to bring on a boat?" oh, please, take a wild guess. Rhena went over a quick schedule in her head of morning and noon prayers, and how exactly she could get every body else to follow it. With a little nudge from her wolf side she figured.
"The third group has wolverine, Mystique, quick silver, blob, jubilee and spYke in it (sorry, his name bugs me)" said Magneto who was sick of the fighting and had forced the Prof. In a corner and that raped paper clips around Mystique and forced her to do the same.
"Oh, great! I gotta spend a whole year with those two boy dukein' it out all the time. At least wolvie will be with me." Thought jubilee. "Must not kill Mystique. Must not kill Mystique. Why? I don't know, but- Must not kill Mystique. Pietro- "booooooooooooooooring! Least I can bug even. That'll be full." "Food, food, food" do I relay need to say it? "I'm going to get Pietro this time, he he he." Thought even, oh how wrong he was. "Does my butt look big in this black mini? Oh well all better," thought Mystique as she came to sit down with them, sitting as far away from wolverine as she could, I should note.
"The forth boat shall be graced with the presence of- myself, Charles, bezerker, sunspot, magma, and angel."
"WHAT?!?!?" bellowed warren, "but I'm not even an x person, I'm only here for these neat little finger food things and a free fight show!"
"I know warren, but I had to fill up boat 4, and after 30 years I can't tear forge away from his parents," said klucky; this earned her many blank confused stairs. "moooooving on."
"bwa ha, yet another way for me to put off being any kind of parent at all for a whole year!" thought Magneto. Bezerker -"must kill sunspot." Sunspot- bezerker must die" (I relay gotta find a list of all the names, I know I'm spelling them wrong). Amara-"hmmm, that warren guy is hot! And he's rich! Almost royal like me. Good enough for me, dang he's hot." "Gotta love these nifty sandwich things. Huh? Why is that girl staring at me? Oh, shrimp." "SNAP! These kids think some funny things!"
"The fifth, and final group will contain gambit, scarlet which, pyro, multiple and cannon ball." Said the Prof., still chuckling at what Scott was thinking, (which I will NOT print cuz it has to do with monkeys, hammers and an ink cartilage.)
"Hold up, why don't we get an adult?" asked Jamie, looking at all the older kids a little nervously. Hey, three of them were scary and supposed to be evil.
"Because he died"
"Oh, that's a lame excuse"
"Maybe, but its all your getting."
"Hold up, ah'm not on a boat. Does this mean I can't come?"
"No"
"Snap" sighed rogue.
What do you think? If I didn't get it right rogue is coming, and I'll have a good reason on why she thought she couldn't later. This story is going to be long. Mainly because I'm bored and this is fun, and because I cant rush into things. I don't think they will get on the boat for a while. First they gotta ask more questions and rogue has to pick which boat she wants, then they gotta pack, and fly to whereever the heck their boat is. It will be funny; I will try on that. If you have any ideas, new charters you made that you want me to put on, or even any games you want them to play, TELL ME!!! Reviews are fun. Ps, snap is my cuss word fill in, just cuz I'm queer. I'm probably gunna focus on boat 5, but I won't ignore the others, heads up on jean bashing and Evan torture in the next chapter. The plucky... Klucky!