~ Chapter 3 ~

Caffiene + Mitsukake = Havoc & Chaos

Mits: *sigh and pick pockets Chiri for the remote while she is trying to pry tasuki off the old man with chichiri* hmmm lets see…how does this thing work?! *Bangs fist on remote till a spark flies* There we go!

Mitsukake: * sweatdrops while he is watching tasuki, Chiri and Chichiri. Then he turns to Mits* ummm what is that?

Mits: Something that will get us out of here…. pick a number…any number

Mitsukake: ummmm 53

Mits: *presses 53 and suddenly all their surroundings were all scrambled*

Chiri: *Hands on Tasaki's shoulders trying to pull him off the mans neck, sees the surroundings* HEY! *lets go and feels in her pocket for the remote* Where the heck is the-

Carson: HELLO! AND WELCOME TO T…R….L!!!!!!

Psychotic/fan/girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*4 of them land right next to of Carson but tasuki lands on Carson*

*everyone turns quiet, and all cameras turn on them….especially the tall man dressed up like a dog*

Mitsukake: *slowly gets up and notices this*…...IT WASN"T MY IDEA!

Tasuki: OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW *BEEP*....what the *Beep* What's with the *beep*ing Beeps?!

Carson: GET OFF ME *BEEP*!

Chichiri: *laying on his back* owwie…no da….*tries to get up…but he can't…* AHHH I can't get up! I CAN"T….*looks up and sees Chiri on top of him* Chiri….no da

Chiri: *huge smile* Yes' um?

Chichiri: Comfortable? No da

Chiri: HAI!

Mits: *gets up and walks to Chichiri and Chiri, and lifts Chiri off Chichiri* You seem to land on each other a lot

Chiri: hee-hee I know

Carson: *Manages to push Tasuki off and get up once again* ummm…. Anyway….were going to take a commercial break and when we get back, hopefully these guyz will be gone and Linkin Park will perform!

Mits: *mouth drops open*… Linkin Park? *ZOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, faster then a speeding bullet shes off*

Chichiri: Where she going…no da?

Chiri: *sigh* She loves linking park…

Girl from audience: OMG IT"S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!

Chichiri: *slowly turns around* da?….

500 Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *starts chancing Chichiri*

Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiri: O_O;;;;

Tasuki: O_O;;;;;;;

Mitsukake: *Mumbles* I thought I looked like Justin Timberlake

*Sees Chichiri run past them with 500 other girls after him*

Chichiri: dddddddddaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Chichiri runs past again with 600 other girls after him*

Chichiri: hhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLppppppppppppppp

*And again with 700 girls*

Chichiri: mmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*And again with 1500 girls*
Chichiri: ssssssssssssssOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Mitsukake: Should we do something?

Tasuki: Yeah just hold a sec…*gets camera and waits from chichiri to run past again* This will look great in my scrap book!

*Hears in the Distance* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACK BACK BACK!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BACK I SAY!!! GET AWAY!!!! NO GET OFF ME!!!! NNNNOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Chichiri comes back into the studio with hardly any clothes on except his underwear*(Tightie- Whites ^_^)

Chiri: Are you alright?!

Chichiri: Hai....no..da…………..they……..attacked *gasps for air*……me……..ripped……...clothes…….off……daaaaaaaaaaaaa *passes out*

*tasuki runs over to Chichiri snapping pictures like a mad man* THIS WILL LOOK GREAT

Mitsukake: ._.' I think it's time to go

Carson: YOU BET IT IS, GET THE HECK OUT! YOU….YOU FREAKS

Chiri: o_O ooookkkkkk lets go

Mitsukake: Wait, where's Mits?!

Mits: *Runs in* I GOT IT, I GOT IT! LETS MOVE!!!!

Tasuki: Ok….but or ride is dead

Mits: WHAT?! WE HAVE TO GO!!!!

Tasuki: He's Dead!!!!

Chiri: He was attacked by Justin Timberlake fans……the most psychotic and stupid fans out of them all!!

Mits: umm…. Ok….. well how to do we get out of here?!

Carson: OH I KNOW!

*5 min later they were all out on the street with the door slammed behind them*

Tasuki: Well that was fun, great job Mits!

Mits: Hey I didn't pick the channel

Mitsukake: Well how was I to know it was the Killer Justin Timberlake's Fans Channel?!

Chiri: Well what do we do? Were in the middle of NYC…

Mits: *Looks down at clothes* I want to go shopping

Mitsukake: OH GODS ME TOO! I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS BAKA OF A COSTUME

Mits: Awwww why?! You look soooooooo cute!!!!

Mitsukake: -_- shut up

Tasuki: Damn it, lets go!

Chiri: Yep! *Flings Chichiri over her shoulder, not SD form mind you…...*

And what a site that was to see! A 182cm dog, a dorky dressed girl, a shaggy and a girl in a purple dress with a guy taller then her with blue hair, just wearing underwear thrown over her shoulder walking together

Mits: *FAST FORWARD*

45 MINUTES LATER:

Chiri: Yes! Pants! I love pants! * dances around in her new outfit: Jeans, and a blue t-shirts*

Mits: Yeah I know! I have a new appreciation for them! Outfit: Jeans, and purple long sleeve shirt*

Tasuki: I feel like a new man! Outfit: Faded baggy jeans, red rugby shirt and a strap across his chest that looks like he has a guitar. But it's really his deadly fan

Mitsukake: *looks behind him, HAI no tail!* MUCH BETTER! Outfit: Tan cargo pants, a white T-shirt with a opened, blue plaid shirt over it. And we decided to take the headbands off because it didn't really fit the new Mitsukake look. Because you know, I don't see a lot of men wearing headbands that are long enough to blow in the wind in my school at least. So I decided to go to CVS an get some gel for spikes and I gelled his hair up so it looks good. It's not like all spiked up so it looks like he was electrocuted or something, it's a little spread out. But not like a afro, it's really cool. Mitsukake was a little uncomfortable without his headbands at first but after awhile- Chiri: MITS WILL YOU SHUT THE F*** UP AND MOVE ON?!-Mits: whhhhooooooppppps sorry

Chiri: ANYWAY…. chichiri looks pretty good too *thinks: with just underwear he didn't look bad either, heh heh *Wink wink*

*Chichiri is still pass out and now leaned on a bench on the side walk*

Tasuki: Well what do we do with him?

Chiri: Well we can't just leave him like that!

*Opps I forgot! Chichiri is now wearing a black sweater with the shoulder patches thingies and white cargo pants*

Mits: Mitsukake….HEAL HIM!

Mitsukake: I don't know if I should though, because if I heal him I will lose most of my energy and we won't be able to go far because of me

Chiri: Don't worry about that!!!! I guess you haven't heard of *TA DA* Starbucks!!!

*30 Minutes later*

Mitsukake: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tasuki: OOOOO great idea! *Watches Mitsukake literally bounce off the walls in the Starbucks*

Chiri: *Looks at tasuki with disgusted look* Hey I didn't know he'd be like that!!!!

Chichiri: daa…I'm getting a head ache from him…. I think you guys should have left me unconscious. *Rubs temples*

Mits: O_O;;;; MITSUKAKE!!!!!…..maybe you should calm down…. Your starting to scare people and give people head aches!

Mitsukake: BUT I FEELLLLL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALIVE!!!!!! *Starts singing Alive from POD* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL SO ALIVE! FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, I CAN'T DENY YOU! I FEEL SOOOO ALIVE!!!

Tasuki: *Starts slamming his head against the table* MAKE….HIM…STOP!!!!!

Chiri: He'll tire out soon….caffeine never last that long…

*13 hours later*

Starbucks closed and tasuki, chichiri, mits and chiri are leaning up on each other on the store's stoop and trying to stay awake

Mitsukake: HEY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!!! IT'S *looks at watch* 3AM!!! THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING!!! LETS GO TO THE CLUBS, DISCOS!!! LETS PAR-TE!!!! *starts to go a funky dance and stops and looks at the lifeless bodies* HEY COME ON!!!! LETS GO! LETS GO! *starts to speak faster* LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO! *starts to talk so fast it's just jiberous* LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!

Mits: *Turns to Chiri* I hate you….