Disclaimer: sorry, I'm using my incredibly funny disclaimer as lining in my
muse's cage. Something about not owning anything.
K, more stuff is gunna happen and you will see how much I detest Scott and jean. Let the madness insure. Thanks sooooo much all you people for reviewing, you made my day. Nope, they still aren't on the boat, so don't ask. I'm working on it. No flames I beg of you.
*************** "Ops, I guess I forgot about you, you still do have to go, I guess you can pi-"
"Boat 5" she said before he even finished. No one was really all that surprised, hey those two guys that worked for mags were HOT! What's not to love on that boat? Every body already made the assumption, but the Prof. Being the Prof. Had to know.
"May I ask why?" he asked.
"Nope, but if ya really wanna know, its 'cuz of the process of elimination," she turned ta jean, "in other words, picking the right one by ruling out the wrong ones. Rule out time. Boat 1, ung no! Stuck with the lovebirds?! Gag me now. Boat 2: ditto. Boat 3: as much as ah'd love ta see Evan get the stuffin' beatin' outta him, AH might get caught in the cross fire. Boat 4: yet again ditto. Pulse I don't have a reason for hating any of" she motioned to boat 5 "these people yet" she thew a very ugly look at jean, like hatred and furry and pride all rolled into 1. Then she sat down next to the boy with the shades on.
"Ok," said the Prof. Still a little shaken by rogue's answer, "now um talk amongst yourselves."
"Goth freak," muttered Scott.
"Satanic [censored]" muttered jean. Rogue herd them but got a smug feeling that she had made them that mad to curse in front of storm, who of cores wouldn't bust them.
"power to the Goths," muttered Wanda, who had heard them to.
"you know it" muttered rogue.
"don't forget to pick out roles for each of your team mates," said the Prof.
Boat 1:
"I wanna be the driver!"
"ok bobby I don't care as long as Todd isn't the house keeper" answered jean as though she alone could say who had what role.
"who made you queen of the world pancake girl," muttered Todd maliciously.
"did you say something?" asked jean.
"nope, you're hearing things, yo."
Boat 2:
"could I like, be the house keeper? I like, wanna cook!" cried kitty excitedly.
"actually, I vas hopeing that I could be the cook," said the 7 foot Russian.
"like um, ok! I could keep the records then!" squealed kitty happily, didn't make much to make her happy, she was even glad that what she wanted had been taken away.
The entire group let out its collected breath. "this guy just saved our digestive systems, he's one of us now, this trip might not be so bad," thought lance.
Boat 3:
"the heck?!?! Who put this pudding in my seat?!?" bellowed Evan.
"now it starts" thought jubes as she sunk be hind wolverine.
"hahahaha,toslowasusal!speedupifuwanttocatchme!*" a huge fight in which Evan came of worse at all times, promptly flowed. None of the other members of the crew even seemed to notice.
Boat 4:
"you'll pay for this sunspot!" bellowed bezerker (sorry, I don't know their real names, just the code names, could you help me out?) he promptly threw himself on sunspot and punched him. A fight followed.
"So, what do you do for fun warren?" asked amera as she scooted her chair nearer to him.
"um, running my big business corporation takes up most of my time, I'm only coming here because my board of directors says I need a break. I will be keeping in touch though, that and saving the occasional child from falling out of a building." He replied.
Mags and the professor were both congratulating each other on coming up with the most wonderful plans ever to get the children to get along. They were completely unaware of the two fights raging. Despite the fact that mags own son was in one of them. He probably wasn't worried because pietro was winning. Big time.
Boat 5:
"ok, so which of y'all has ever been around boats?" asked Sam.
"I have," said john.
"remy has," said (well duh) remy.
"hey rogue, rogue!" said Jamie as he shook his spaced out friend. "what are you looking at?"
"have ya noticed, that all of the old enemy leaders have an equal or more powerful x man leader with them? Ah mean, why didn't wolvie just come over ta this team. Shut up Sam," she snapped at Sam as he looked about ready ta show his shock at the name "wolvie", "Ah mean it. X don't trust any one, he just wants us to. That darn hypercritical liar!" she finished properly outraged. Remy put his hand on her shoulder to stop her from running up and beating the crap out of the leader of the x men. The rest just stared at her. A little miffed that they hadn't caught on.
"hypercritical liar?" said Jamie.
"they don't trust any one" said john.
"wolvie?" said Sam. That's what had got him the most.
"ah, let it go. He is a pain in the butt, but lets not lose time, now about the roles." said Wanda.
An hour later they had picked Wanda as the captain, Sam as second in command, remy to steer, Jamie in charge of fixing the stuff, john as the record keeper ('member people? He was supposed to be a reporter in the comics? See, I'm not totally dumb.) rogue was to cook and clean. Both john and remy wanted to be the captain, but they were reminded that they needed to help out in their own talents.
After they were all done picking roles, and sunspot was prised off of bezerker, not to mention Evan getting taken down off the chandelier, they all went up stairs to pack and then sleep. They would leave the next day and those 15-hour plane rides can be a real drain. Even the BH and MM (mags's minions?) would stay for the night. Mines the snakes in Evan's bed it was a quite and calm night. That is until morning.
Tell me what you think. Um, what methods of Evan torture would you like to see? I'm going to find all the charters name and be able to spell them right before I type the next chapter I promise. My muse said she would bite my nose if I don't. (she is an owl) more stuff will happen to poor old Evan, and bobby will start to tick off Scott. And hopefully they will be on boats in another 2 chapters. Does piotr call kitty anything special, or does any body know? Oh 1 more note, I put all 3 kitty love interests on there with her for a reason. Any one want her to end up with some one special? Lance (they are dating now aren't they?) Kurt (he might of broken up with Amanda by now) or Piotr (I know they were a couple in the comics).
The lucky ... Klucky
K, more stuff is gunna happen and you will see how much I detest Scott and jean. Let the madness insure. Thanks sooooo much all you people for reviewing, you made my day. Nope, they still aren't on the boat, so don't ask. I'm working on it. No flames I beg of you.
*************** "Ops, I guess I forgot about you, you still do have to go, I guess you can pi-"
"Boat 5" she said before he even finished. No one was really all that surprised, hey those two guys that worked for mags were HOT! What's not to love on that boat? Every body already made the assumption, but the Prof. Being the Prof. Had to know.
"May I ask why?" he asked.
"Nope, but if ya really wanna know, its 'cuz of the process of elimination," she turned ta jean, "in other words, picking the right one by ruling out the wrong ones. Rule out time. Boat 1, ung no! Stuck with the lovebirds?! Gag me now. Boat 2: ditto. Boat 3: as much as ah'd love ta see Evan get the stuffin' beatin' outta him, AH might get caught in the cross fire. Boat 4: yet again ditto. Pulse I don't have a reason for hating any of" she motioned to boat 5 "these people yet" she thew a very ugly look at jean, like hatred and furry and pride all rolled into 1. Then she sat down next to the boy with the shades on.
"Ok," said the Prof. Still a little shaken by rogue's answer, "now um talk amongst yourselves."
"Goth freak," muttered Scott.
"Satanic [censored]" muttered jean. Rogue herd them but got a smug feeling that she had made them that mad to curse in front of storm, who of cores wouldn't bust them.
"power to the Goths," muttered Wanda, who had heard them to.
"you know it" muttered rogue.
"don't forget to pick out roles for each of your team mates," said the Prof.
Boat 1:
"I wanna be the driver!"
"ok bobby I don't care as long as Todd isn't the house keeper" answered jean as though she alone could say who had what role.
"who made you queen of the world pancake girl," muttered Todd maliciously.
"did you say something?" asked jean.
"nope, you're hearing things, yo."
Boat 2:
"could I like, be the house keeper? I like, wanna cook!" cried kitty excitedly.
"actually, I vas hopeing that I could be the cook," said the 7 foot Russian.
"like um, ok! I could keep the records then!" squealed kitty happily, didn't make much to make her happy, she was even glad that what she wanted had been taken away.
The entire group let out its collected breath. "this guy just saved our digestive systems, he's one of us now, this trip might not be so bad," thought lance.
Boat 3:
"the heck?!?! Who put this pudding in my seat?!?" bellowed Evan.
"now it starts" thought jubes as she sunk be hind wolverine.
"hahahaha,toslowasusal!speedupifuwanttocatchme!*" a huge fight in which Evan came of worse at all times, promptly flowed. None of the other members of the crew even seemed to notice.
Boat 4:
"you'll pay for this sunspot!" bellowed bezerker (sorry, I don't know their real names, just the code names, could you help me out?) he promptly threw himself on sunspot and punched him. A fight followed.
"So, what do you do for fun warren?" asked amera as she scooted her chair nearer to him.
"um, running my big business corporation takes up most of my time, I'm only coming here because my board of directors says I need a break. I will be keeping in touch though, that and saving the occasional child from falling out of a building." He replied.
Mags and the professor were both congratulating each other on coming up with the most wonderful plans ever to get the children to get along. They were completely unaware of the two fights raging. Despite the fact that mags own son was in one of them. He probably wasn't worried because pietro was winning. Big time.
Boat 5:
"ok, so which of y'all has ever been around boats?" asked Sam.
"I have," said john.
"remy has," said (well duh) remy.
"hey rogue, rogue!" said Jamie as he shook his spaced out friend. "what are you looking at?"
"have ya noticed, that all of the old enemy leaders have an equal or more powerful x man leader with them? Ah mean, why didn't wolvie just come over ta this team. Shut up Sam," she snapped at Sam as he looked about ready ta show his shock at the name "wolvie", "Ah mean it. X don't trust any one, he just wants us to. That darn hypercritical liar!" she finished properly outraged. Remy put his hand on her shoulder to stop her from running up and beating the crap out of the leader of the x men. The rest just stared at her. A little miffed that they hadn't caught on.
"hypercritical liar?" said Jamie.
"they don't trust any one" said john.
"wolvie?" said Sam. That's what had got him the most.
"ah, let it go. He is a pain in the butt, but lets not lose time, now about the roles." said Wanda.
An hour later they had picked Wanda as the captain, Sam as second in command, remy to steer, Jamie in charge of fixing the stuff, john as the record keeper ('member people? He was supposed to be a reporter in the comics? See, I'm not totally dumb.) rogue was to cook and clean. Both john and remy wanted to be the captain, but they were reminded that they needed to help out in their own talents.
After they were all done picking roles, and sunspot was prised off of bezerker, not to mention Evan getting taken down off the chandelier, they all went up stairs to pack and then sleep. They would leave the next day and those 15-hour plane rides can be a real drain. Even the BH and MM (mags's minions?) would stay for the night. Mines the snakes in Evan's bed it was a quite and calm night. That is until morning.
Tell me what you think. Um, what methods of Evan torture would you like to see? I'm going to find all the charters name and be able to spell them right before I type the next chapter I promise. My muse said she would bite my nose if I don't. (she is an owl) more stuff will happen to poor old Evan, and bobby will start to tick off Scott. And hopefully they will be on boats in another 2 chapters. Does piotr call kitty anything special, or does any body know? Oh 1 more note, I put all 3 kitty love interests on there with her for a reason. Any one want her to end up with some one special? Lance (they are dating now aren't they?) Kurt (he might of broken up with Amanda by now) or Piotr (I know they were a couple in the comics).
The lucky ... Klucky