~ Chapter 5 ~
Psychodic Disco-Dancing, Hip-Bumping People!!!
Chiri: HHEEEYYYY MITS! *sees that Mits and Mitsukake are asleep in their part of the booth and are leaning on each other* Hmmmm? *She starts poking her* WAKKKKEEEYYY WAKKKEEEYYY!!!
Mits: *Blindly swats at her and mumbles* Let me sleep another half hour mommy!
Chiri: I'm not yer mommy!
Chichiri: I guess Mitsukake's caffeine rush is finally down (13 hours…@_@) ….but Mits didn't have any no da…
Tasuki: Well what do we do now?!
Chiri: LET'S GO DANCING! *starts doing disco on the small McDonald's table*
Chichiri: HAI! NO DA! *Jumps on table SD and starts dancing too*
Tasuki: *sweatdrops* ummm oooookkkkk…. *Gets huge fang grin and starts taking pictures* These will be for later….mwa ha ha ha
Chiri: *jumps down from table and onto the seat where Mits and Mitsukake is sleeping and takes the remote from Mits' grip* Hmmmm lets see… *presses 69 and the scene is suddenly in a disco and the song "Staying Alive" is playing* WOO HOO *Grabs Chichiri's hand and pulls him onto the dance floor*
Mits and Mitsukake: *Are now in another table booth still sleeping ….still leaning on each other ….how interesting*
Tasuki: *looking around* I wonder if there is a --- HAI!!! *runs to the bar*
Mitsukake: *mumbles* Put the music lower….*rolls over*
Mits: *mumbling incoherently* You put it lower…. *falls back asleep*
Chichiri and Chiri: *Getting their hyper groove on the dance floor and now have a circle formed around them, but suddenly their groovy moves have gotten too out of control and started to hurt innocent people in the circle (how that's possible, I'm not sure, it just started to happen O_o)
Dancing watching people: AHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S PSYCHODIC DISCO DANCING, HIP-BUMPING PEOPLE!!! SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!
Chichiri and Chiri: *stop dancing* uh oh….that's not good (no da)
Bodyguards: *walks up to them* Sorry but you're going to have to leave…
Chiri: OK but we have to get our fri-
Bodyguards: You don't have to get anything! Just go!
Chiri: Wait---
Bodyguards: Look we tried to be nice but….*grabs both their arms and drags them out the front doors and slammed them*
Chichiri: This is the second time we got kicked out of somewhere no da!
Chiri: Shuddup -_-'
Chichiri and Chiri: *Hearing from inside*
Voice: Wait ….I'm not drunk! *slurred* I jus' had a cuuupll a Sakeee and tha's it… *hiccup* nooooo my pants aren' off …. I didn' take 'em off….oh wait…. heh heh *Then Tasuki got thrown out of the club in front of them*
Tasuki: *slowly looks up at them* hhhhheeeeeyyyyyyyyyy guyz ….*belch*…. Whhhaaaasuuuppp?
Chichiri: *pokes him with his staff that came out of nowhere* Have you been drinking again no da?!
Tasuki: *Tries to stand up* Nooo I haven't! *stands for about 5 more seconds ….then falls down*…maybe…
Chiri: *sigh*…. Ok now what?
Chichiri: *looks around* Where's Mits and Mitsukake no da?
Chiri: *looks at the club*….they were sleeping inside…
Chichiri: Oh ok, I'll get them no da! *walks back into the club…. about 20 seconds later he was literally kicked back out* okkk they don't want us back in there no da…
Chiri: NO DUH! *slaps forehead as Chichiri get up*
Tasuki: *tries to get up again* hheeyyyy…….*long, thoughtful pause* Where's tha' tall guy and tha' short ---
Chichiri: *pushes him back down* Sooo how do we get them no da?
Chiri: *light blulb* I have a plan!
Plan #1
*Scene changes to the top of the club's roof, Chichiri, Chiri and Tasuki are all in black (except Chichiri's blue bangs were poking out the front of his hat and Chiri had a rope around her waist)*
Chiri: Ok, now remember: *She says to Chichiri* One *holds up one finger* tug means more rope and TWO *does the V sign* means pull up….ok??
Chichiri: Hai no da! *grabs rope*
Chiri: *opens a little door on the roof* I'm going in!
Tasuki: Wait! *pulls out boom box and plays "Mission Impossible" music*
Chichiri: *Hits him in the back of the head*
Chiri: Ok, drop me down!
*Chichiri literally drops the rope except for a foot left that he holds*
*Tasuki stops the music*
Chiri: *face plants into the middle of the dance floor, taking out five other people* I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!
Chichiri: *screaming back down* NANI NO DA?!?!
Chiri: ….... WHAT?!?!?!
Mits and Mitsukake: S H U T U P ! *fall back asleep*
*Bodyguards show up*
Bodyguard #1: You again?!
Bodyguard #2: Hasta la vista, baby
*Tasuki turns the music back up, and really loud, as Bodyguard #1 drags Chiri back outside*
*Bodyguard #2 pulls the rope Chichiri was holding onto really hard*
Chichiri: *falling to where Chiri landed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! …….
WHAM! *takes out 7 other people on the dance floor* ………………..No da x_x'
*Bodyguard #2 drags Chichiri outside too and slams the door*
*Tasuki runs to the edge of the roof*
Tasuki: *screaming* DID IT WORK?!?!
Plan #2
Chiri: *pointing to a mini-blackboard with a pointer* Ok, carry the three…
Chichiri: …over the parallelogram no da….
Chiri: *writing with chalk* And square the tenth by the root of fifty by 2.36784!
Chichiri: ….and what does that give us no da?
Chiri: The recipe for ….chocolate milk! *whips out a glass*
(Mits: COME ON ALREADY!)
Chichiri: YAY! CHOCOLATE NO DA!
Tasuki: *drooling from information overload* x_X;;
Chiri: *pulls it away* NOT YET! WE have to get Mits and Mitsukake first!
Chichiri: Daaa ;_;
Chiri: ANYWAY!
Plan #3
Chiri: I give up …..*slides back down the wall and sits*
Chichiri: Me too no da
Tasuki: *huge evil grin* I HAVE AN IDEA!
Chichiri and Chiri: o_o'
*10 minutes later*
*Chiri is seen in a frilly pink Bo Peep (she's a shepherd girl ok??) outfit with bows and a bonnet*
*Chichiri and Tasuki are SD in little sheep costumes*
Chiri: *holding Chichiri's staff* Tasuki…. remind me later to hate you….
Tasuki: *really bad sheep bleating simulation* BAAAAAAAA
*walks up to Bodyguard #1 standing outside the front doors*
Chiri: *nice, pleasant English accent* Excuse me, sir *takes a huge breath*
Tasuki: *plays a quick note on his TA DA harmonica before Chiri starts*
Chiri: Little Me has lost my sheep,
And cant tell where to find them.
Leave them alone, and they'll come home
Wagging their tails behind them.
Little Me fell fast asleep
And dreamt I heard them bleating;
But when I awoke I found it a joke,
For still they were fleeting.
Then up I took my little crook,
Determined for to find them;
I found them indeed but it made my heart bleed,
For they'd left all their tails behind them!
It happened one day as I did stray,
Unto a meadow hard by ---
There I espied their tails, side by side,
All hung on a tree to dry.
I heaved a sigh and wiped my eye,
And over the hillocks I raced;
And tried what I could, a shepherdess should,
That each tail be properly placed.
*gasps for breath*
Bodyguard #1: O_O;;;
Chiri: Oh by the way, I left two sheep in the club
Bodyguard #1: Okkk…. Right this way, Miss Bo Peep
Chiri: Thank you, kind sir
Tasuki: *leans over to Chichiri*….. I didn't think that would work ….
*All three walks around looking for Mits and Mitsukake*
Chiri: *finding them and tries to wake Mits up*
*Mits wakes up and looks at her with sleepy eyes for about 10 seconds*
Mits: *turns to Mitsukake* I had the weirdest dream ….Chiri was wearing a fluffy pink cocktail dress with a bonnet…. and Tasuki and Chichiri were in sheep costumes….
Mitsukake: That IS weird ….*looks up and sees Chiri, Chichiri, and Tasuki* …. Damn…. it wasn't a dream
Mits: Eh? *looks at them again* HA, what the hell are you idiots doing?
Chiri: We've come to save you!
Tasuki: *throws two other sheep costumes at them* Quick put these on!
Mits: *lifts up costume* You've got to be kidding
Chiri: Just put it on!
*Mits and Mitsukake turn SD and puts on STUPID sheep costumes and follows Chiri out of the club*
Mitsukake: Well this is humiliating….
Chichiri: Hai no da … -_-'
*They finally reach the clubs door and run out….and continued running down the street till they were out of breath (imagine this: one Bo Peep and four sheep running down the street on their hind legs and Tasuki was playing the "Mission Impossible" music again)
Mits: OK *gasping for breath* What was that?!
Chichiri: The bodyguards were going to kill us if they knew who we were…. *gasp* no da
Mits: o_O …. ooookkkkkkk
Chiri: OK *ripping off clothes ….hopefully to reveal her other clothes* CHANNEL CHANGE!!! *whips out remote and scenery changes to*
Mits: A VICTORIA'S SECRET COMMERCIAL?!
Mitsukake, Tasuki and Chichiri: O_O *mouths wide open and drooling*
Mits: What, are you NUTS?! *slaps hand over Mitsukake's eyes*