Disclaimer: I don't own x men evo, harry potter, any of the other books that have nothing to do with this story, a beautiful mind, or dragonfly, and other movies that have nothing to do with this fic. Just thought I'd tell you.

Note: this is mostly the plane ride of boat 5. There is supposed to be a transfer flight from some where in Japan before you get to Okinawa (which is where they will be launching from) but humor me. Let's get it going:

"And boat 3 goes to Mexico, go to the front desk and ask for Mrs. A. ramirize. She will take you to your boat. Boat 5, go down to gate 72, here are the tickets. Your boat is in Okinawa, The captain of white beach will direct you." Finished the professor

"Aw man, you hired us a captain? I thought you said we didn't need one, I mean the two boys here are 20, isn't that good enough?"

"No Jamie, like the rank in the military. He is just going to show you were your boat is, now hurry, the planes leave in 5 min, say good buy and lets MOVE!" said the professor. Everybody hugged then ran off in separate directions to their flights.

Whip pan to a very decrepit looking group of young mutants.



"Hey, WHY didn't we just take the Black bird?"

"Aw Jaaaaaaaaamie! Ya aughta know, that's reserved for teachers pets, suck ups, and dear old badly himself. And o few innocent bystanders" said rogue.

"Oh, so boats 1 and 4 eh?" said Jamie, catching on.

"Man alive rogue! Why do you hate the x men so much? And more importantly, do you hate me?" asked Sam nervously.

"Ah don't hate you," am let out a sigh of relief, "Yet."

"Ok, den why do ya hate all da original x pr- I mean men?" asked remy, he Sam and Jamie had really wanted to know why she hatted them, Wanda didn't care, she understood that some people hated other peoples guts, and john, well he was flat out asleep at this point.

"Grr, fine ya really wanna know?" she looked at their faces, "erg, alright. About 4 months ago storm found some drugs in the kitchen. A little pot and some ecstasy. She told the corm-dome and he, right of the bat, thought it was mahn. AH tried to tell him it wasn't, but he really believed it, he grounded me, took away all my privileges and made me clean out the danger room 3 times a day. Now 2 weeks later, AH zapped jean again on accident. She was actin' all messed up and she slapped me. With no gloves she fell right out. AH learned it was hers! AH mean it! So AH tried to tell the professor, but who is he gunna believe meh, or his precious little princes. Even if 1 blood test would show she was high in the sky. For tellin' "such outrageous lies" he made me cook all the meals, break fast lunch and dinner. Even if AH was sick. Which AH think defeats the purpose. Then AH told Scott, all of it. The professor saw us talking, so he asked Scott what AH said. He just said AH admitted to it and was high when AH zapped jean, therefor messing up my memory. That's why they hate me and AH hate them. 'Cuz AH tarnished their perfect reputation, and 'cuz they are lying' bags of-"

"Wait, why didn' any of us find out about all this?" asked Sam.

"Ah expect he didn't want any one to hear mah ramblings about Jean. And Ah didn' want every body thinkin' Ah was a crack head," she replied gravely.

"Oh rogue, I'm so sorry. If we had known we would have believed you," said Jamie.

"Really," she said, "Ah thought ya woulda taken the princess's side."

"No way, how else do you explain that messed up format she used in the year book? I mean real, an actual student at the school could have done as good of job. But noooooo, they had to bring in a "professional". Besides, you're my friend. Remember that badminton game me, you Sam and bobby played? That was so fun," said Jamie.

"Yeah ah do," she said fondly.

"Ah got it, ah got it, Ah got it! Then splat! Right in the dirt. Then ya turned to bobby and said-"

"Yours" said the 3 of them, (rogue, Jamie, and Sam. Incase I'm not getting it across)

"Good impression homme, Gambit can really see little miss sun shine saying that," both rogue and Wanda promptly hit him with the in flight magazines.

"Ouch cheres, dat hurt!"

"Well, come to think of it," said Sam, "I was wondering who was makin' all that good food. It made me feel right at home."

"Sure, home enough for ya to makeout with-" Sam, blushing hotly, reached up from the seat behind her and clapped a pillow over her mouth.

"Hey look," said Wanda, "Johnny boy is face down on the try table!" the group burst out laughing.

Remy reached into his bag and pulled out a camera. "Here," he said, "take a picture, for black mail."

There was a flash then Wanda turned to rogue, "girl, why didn't you poison the people you didn't like? I mean that is the sorta thing I think is reasonable after taking away all your freedom."

"Who said ah didn'?" asked rogue with a maliciously evil smile, everyone else's smile faded considerably.

Dun, dun duh! Oh, what did rogue do to them? And what will that picture lead to? Oh little notes: that's how I sleep in planes, face down on the tray table. It's comfy, but looks funky. And she did have to cook each meal separately, so she could do whatever to one person and not to the group. My muse is giving me funny looks. Klucky: what is it for god's sake? Tilly: you didn't have rogue and remy flirting in even the littlest way! Klucky: terribly sorry. In the next chapter we will check in with the other boats. And find out how they are hurling-er um- doing. Tell me what you think, I'll just sit here with green goop on my back waiting. Dang blasted sunburns! Oh and star of darkness, no worries, that is a cool couple idea.



Klucky