When Xani
came back, he saw Ping sitting on his bed, waiting for him. Ping got up,
approached the fish tank and said "Let's play a game called 'guess the ethnicity.'
Ii ask about people's ethinicities. You get one right, you don't lose any
fish. But, if you get one wrong, I eat a fish." "Don't you dare, you Japanese
bastard!" Ping opened the tank, took out a fish and swallowed it. "I'm Fillipino,
motherfucker." "Who sent you? James the French bastard?" Ping swallowed
another one. "He's Canadian, you jackass." "Fine. Is your Chinese brat sister
around?" Another fish was gone. "Kit's also Filipino, assworm. What about
Cleo?" "You mean the evil Egyptian shapeshifter?" Another fish was gone.
"Where the Hell did you get Egypt, you moron? Cleo was born and raised
in the Otherside. The Earth Realm to be a little more precise." "Hey That
was a trick question." "Yeah. So?"
Five minutes later, seven fish were left. "Well, well, well. Eleven fish
gone, seven tasty-looking fish left." "Quit it, you Korean bastard!" "I
told you I'm Fillipino! Here's an easy one; what is Francesca?" "Let's see...ze
French beech." "Very good. She is French. Here's one that should be easy
for you. What's Clarise?" "Ummm. Swiss?" Ping looked at him with pure shock
on his face and he ate a fish. "Dude, you got your girlfriend wrong! That
so deserves another fish for me." Ping took a fish and swallowed it. "She's
American, anyway." Rehteah walked in and asked "What's going on here?" "Your
friend and my roomate is eating my fish one at a time." Ping tlaughed and
said "Xan lost two because he got Clarise wrong." "CLARISE! His girlfriend?!
That is truly sad. Oh my God!" "Shut up, you British bitch." Xani yelled.
"I don't think she's British, motherfucker." Ping said. "Are you?" "No."
Ping swallowed another one. "Those are expensive!" "Ping," Rehteah piped
up. "I can see why Jin turned me around when Kit ate that fish." "That Japanese
bitch ate one of my fish?!" Ping swallowed another one.
"I told you Kit's
filipino. Well, you have only two left." Ping taunted. "Who will you get
right and who will you get wrong?" "Ping, quit it." "No." "Fine. Wait until
Arachne hears what you're foing. I wonder what the Spanish bitch has in
store for you." Ping ate another fish. "Arachne was born in the Earth-Water
realm. How did you come up with Spain? She doesn't even have an accent!
Besides, she won't do much. She hates you." "Fine. What about that son of
a bitch Wizard?" The last fish was swallowed. "Wizard is from the same area
as Arachne. And I'm spent." Ping added as he and Rehteah walked out. Xanatos
yelled after them "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, YOU JAPANESE BASTARD!"
"Not likely dude." Was Ping's smug reply.
came back, he saw Ping sitting on his bed, waiting for him. Ping got up,
approached the fish tank and said "Let's play a game called 'guess the ethnicity.'
Ii ask about people's ethinicities. You get one right, you don't lose any
fish. But, if you get one wrong, I eat a fish." "Don't you dare, you Japanese
bastard!" Ping opened the tank, took out a fish and swallowed it. "I'm Fillipino,
motherfucker." "Who sent you? James the French bastard?" Ping swallowed
another one. "He's Canadian, you jackass." "Fine. Is your Chinese brat sister
around?" Another fish was gone. "Kit's also Filipino, assworm. What about
Cleo?" "You mean the evil Egyptian shapeshifter?" Another fish was gone.
"Where the Hell did you get Egypt, you moron? Cleo was born and raised
in the Otherside. The Earth Realm to be a little more precise." "Hey That
was a trick question." "Yeah. So?"
Five minutes later, seven fish were left. "Well, well, well. Eleven fish
gone, seven tasty-looking fish left." "Quit it, you Korean bastard!" "I
told you I'm Fillipino! Here's an easy one; what is Francesca?" "Let's see...ze
French beech." "Very good. She is French. Here's one that should be easy
for you. What's Clarise?" "Ummm. Swiss?" Ping looked at him with pure shock
on his face and he ate a fish. "Dude, you got your girlfriend wrong! That
so deserves another fish for me." Ping took a fish and swallowed it. "She's
American, anyway." Rehteah walked in and asked "What's going on here?" "Your
friend and my roomate is eating my fish one at a time." Ping tlaughed and
said "Xan lost two because he got Clarise wrong." "CLARISE! His girlfriend?!
That is truly sad. Oh my God!" "Shut up, you British bitch." Xani yelled.
"I don't think she's British, motherfucker." Ping said. "Are you?" "No."
Ping swallowed another one. "Those are expensive!" "Ping," Rehteah piped
up. "I can see why Jin turned me around when Kit ate that fish." "That Japanese
bitch ate one of my fish?!" Ping swallowed another one.
"I told you Kit's
filipino. Well, you have only two left." Ping taunted. "Who will you get
right and who will you get wrong?" "Ping, quit it." "No." "Fine. Wait until
Arachne hears what you're foing. I wonder what the Spanish bitch has in
store for you." Ping ate another fish. "Arachne was born in the Earth-Water
realm. How did you come up with Spain? She doesn't even have an accent!
Besides, she won't do much. She hates you." "Fine. What about that son of
a bitch Wizard?" The last fish was swallowed. "Wizard is from the same area
as Arachne. And I'm spent." Ping added as he and Rehteah walked out. Xanatos
yelled after them "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, YOU JAPANESE BASTARD!"
"Not likely dude." Was Ping's smug reply.