~ Chapter 7 ~
Wow... You're Conceited
*scene materializes to a small shack at around midnight. But in the shack was supplied with a computer, other tables, sofas and other high-tech equipment inside (like a TV..ooooooo) *
Mits, Mitsukake, Chichiri, chiri and Tasuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH *Lands in the shack*
Tasuki: F*** *rubs head* Where the hell did you take us, Chichiri?!
Mits: *gets up and looks around* It's looks like garden supply shack
Chiri: Garden supplies?! If this is a garden show I'm totally going to-
Chichiri: Wait…there's a computer no da…
Mitsukake: let me see! *goes to the computer, sits in computer chair and turns it on. After the computer is done loading a screen pops up playing "Mission Impossible" Music and then a voice starts to say "Welcome Team 050 your mission tonight is…click here*.
*everyone goes around Mitsukake and the Computer*
Tasuki: What the hell?!
Mits: No way….
Chiri: What?!?!
Mits: …….*stares blankly at the screen with mouth gapped*
Chichiri: *gets really close to her face* What is it no da?
Mits:……………
Tasuki: *grabs Mits' Shoulders and starts shaking her* WHAT IS IT MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Mits: *suddenly back and Pushes Tasuki* First of all I'm not a man! And second I think…..we're on FEAR
Mitsukake: *turns around in chair* FEAR?
Mits: It's a ghost show…you contact ghosts, hunt them down, try to communicate with them, voodoo.. etc
Tasuki: GHOSTS!?!?…..SEE-THROUGH, " I'M - GOING - TO - SCARE - THE - CRAP - OUT - OF - YOU" GHOSTS?!
Mitsukake: ….*narrows eyes* AHEM….do I need to beat your ass again?
Tasuki: heh…no offense….but I'm not doing this!!!
Chichiri: umm maybe we should see what we have to do first…no da…
*Mitsukake clicks the mouse on the screen*
Computer: Player blue, go to the old house up the hill where 20 people we murdered by a killer using a toothpick. Then when you get there, go to the top floor and find a box that will have blood from a frog in a jar. Then with the blood rub it all over your face and light the candle that's also supplied in the box. When that is done do a tribal dances around the candle till further notice. This process will also hopefully bring the victims ghosts to you and possess you so you can communicate with them…Player green will join you and Player Orange will navigate.
Minna: O_O;;;
Chiri: What the hell was that?!?!
Mits: A ritual?
Tasuki: WHO'S PLAYER BLUE?!….CHICHIRI, CHICHIRI! IT MUST BE YOU!!!
Mitsukake: Tasuki?….I think it's you
Tasuki: *starts freaking out and starts pulling on hair* NO….NO look my hair is Orange!! *starts pulling on Chichiri's hair* LOOK HIS HAIR IS BLUE!
Mits: LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT, BAKA!!
Tasuki: *slowly looks down and sees his shirt is blue, and everyone other's shirts are different colors too. He then goes on this knees* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chiri: Hey Mits! You're green!
Mits: WHAT…..*looks down* damn
Chichiri: *wearing an orange shirt* I guess I will navigate no da!
Mits and Tasuki: *not excited, what so ever* Great…
Tasuki: *starting to extra freaky* WAIT! I know…. I refuse to go!!! YES, YES THAT'S IT!!!
Computer: *starts to play again* But if you go through this mission and complete each one, we will give you $5,000 dollars each person
Tasuki: *crosses arms* I don't care!!
Computer: And we'll also give sake…yes that's right, thirst quenching, mouth watering, Sake!
Tasuki: OK!!!
*Scene changes to Mits and tasuki now in the ghost hunting equipment (video cameras to see where there going and another one to see there faces, a head set with microphone to talk to the navigator, and a backpack full of other nifty crap), Chichiri at the computer with walky talky, and Mitsukake and Chiri sitting on the couch in front of the TV*
Tasuki: *dragging Mits out the door* COME ON LETS GO!!!!! *literally dragging mits up the hill to the old spooky house and opens the door and slams it behind them….then he lets her go*
Mits: *talks to Chichiri* Ok now what
Chichiri: Well it says now to go up to the stairs on the right and keep going till you reach the top, where there is a door, no da…
Mitsukake: *to Chiri* So, do you think they'll finish it?
Chiri: *thinks about it for like 5 sec* not a chance
Mitsukake: Wanna bet on it?
Chiri: $5
Mitsukake: $10
Chiri: $15
Mitsukake: $20!
Chiri: $30!
Chichiri: $50!! NO DA!
Mits: HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!
Tasuki: YEAH, WHAT THE HELL!
Chichiri: NOTHING NO DA* cuts off communication*
Mits: damn it! They cut us off!
Tasuki: WHAT?! They can't do that!
Mits: Well they just did!…...Lets go!
Tasuki: BUT-but I don't want to go it we can't talk to-
Mits: *Grabs Tasuki's arm and starts to drag him up that stairs*
Tasuki: *Grabs the dusty arm railing on the stairs and hold on* I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!
Mits: *now grabbing Tasuki's legs, pulling as hard as she can up the stairs* WE-HAVE-TO-GO!!!
Tasuki: NO WE --*the old arm railing gave out and broke letting them fall painfully down the stairs*
Mits and Tasuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…...Owwwwww
*Mean while Chiri, Chichiri and Mitsukake are watching them on tape back in the shack*
*Everyone cringes*
Mitsukake: Ouch……………can you pass the cheese doodles?
Chiri: Sure…. want some soda too?
Chichiri: OOO I want some more! *Holds out glass* no da!
*Back in old house*
Mits: BAKA!
Tasuki: ok.... can we leave now?!
Mits: sssssssssssaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tasuki: *gives mits squinty eyes* Stop it
Mits: *says in a singing voice* SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tasuki: STOP IT!
Mits: Come on! Do it for the…SAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tasuki: GRRR FINE! *stomps up the stairs…. But once again the old house gives in making the stairs under him collapse*
Mits: *Runs to the fallen stairs and looks down in the hole* TASUKI! Are you alright?!
Tasuki: AM I ALRIGHT?! I JUST FELL DOWN THE SAME F****** STAIRS TWICE IN THE LAST MINUTE!!! DO YOU THINK I'M ALRIGHT?! DO YOU THINK I'M OK?! HUH?!
Mits: Jeez, I was just asking
Tasuki: THAT'S IT I QUIT! F*** THIS!!
Mits: *helps him get out of the hole by pulling him up* but we can't quit now!!!
Tasuki: BUT I-- *looks behind mits, his suddenly his eyes bug out, pupils get really small and face turns white*
Mits: *waves hand in front of his face* tasukkkkkkki?……..Tasuki?
Mitsukake, Chichiri, Chiri: *screaming at the TV like it's was a scary movie* LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Mits: *slowly looks behind her and there was a snow white, scare the crap out of you ghost* GASP
Ghost: *moves very close to her face about 1 cm ..then it looks into her eyes*….BOO
Mitsukake, Chichiri, Chiri: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: *suddenly alive again, he grabs the SD, scared shitless, mits and runs up the stairs, jumps over the hole, gets to the door. Opens it and slams it behind them. Then he leans against the door catching his breath for the next 10 min, with the stiff Mits still in his arm*……..*gasp* S***!!!!!…………*wheeze* I can't believe I just saw a ghost…...*gasp* good thing your here at least, well protect each other, right………………RIGHT?! …..MITS!! *lifts the stiff Mits up his face. She was still in apparently in shock…..looking at her bugged eyes and open mouth, he starts to shake her again* SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!
Mits: Wha....What?! ……….what's with you and you shaking me?! *He puts her down* OK lets find the box!
Tasuki: I DON'T WANNA DO THE RITUAL!!!!
Mits: *mumbles* baby *and continues to looks for the box in the small attic room that they were in*
Tasuki: *starts to look too* oh great…….I found it…..
Mits: OK LETS GET THE BLOOD
Tasuki: *pulls the box away* WAIITTT hold a min!! Don't you have to do this too?!
Mits: No only you, I just have to be here with you, now lets get the blood!!
Tasuki: I DON'T WANT IT ON MY FACE!!
Mits: TO BAD! COME ON! GIVE ME IT!!!
Tasuki: NO!!!!!
Mits: YESS!!!!!
Tasuki: NOOO!!!! *and throws the box across the room. Mits dives after it and Tasuki runs after her. Soon they start to wrestle on the floor for the box*
*Back in shack everyone is rooting for their favorite team player on the TV*
Mitsukake: GO JETER!!! STEAL HOME, STEAL HOME!!
Chiri: PIAZZA!! COME ON!! GET HIM OUT!!!! WANT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Chichiri: umm….shouldn't we be watching Tasuki and Mits, no da?
Chiri: *sigh* I guess so…. *grabs remote and changes the baseball game back to Mits and Tasuki and they see them wrestling*
Mitsukake: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?! ISN'T THIS I GHOST SHOW NOT A-
Chichiri: WAIT…..I think they're fighting over the box, no da
Mitsukake: oh.. in that case.. GO MITS GO!!!
Chiri: I bet you $50 bucks that Tasuki gets it!!
Mitsukake: YOUR ON!
Chichiri: I bet the box wins!! No DA!!
Minna: o_O;;;
*back at house*
Tasuki: GEMME THE DAMN BOX MITS!!!
Mits: NOO I WILL NOT LET YOU--…...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*The jar in the box has just fallen out (from all the wrestling) and broke on the floor and splattered all over Mit's clean, green shirt*
Chichiri: YAY I WON!!! NO DA!!!
Mits: S***!!! TASUKI!!!
Tasuki: HA HA HA MITS!!! YOU SHIRT - IS - TURNIN' - RED!!
Mits: grrrrrrrrr!! Tasuki when I get my hands on you *starts to wipe off blood, off of her shirt* I'm going too-OMG EWW THIS BLOOD IS CHUCKY!!!!
Mitsukake, Chiri, Chichiri: O_O;;;; ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Tasuki: Eh? *Looks at the chunky blood on her shirt and picks up one of the chucks and looks at it closely*……you know what? This looks like a cherry……
Mits: o_O A Cherry?! Wait a sec…..*puts finger in the blood on her shirt, smells it, and tastes it*
Mitsukake, Chiri and Chichiri: O_O;;;; EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mitsukake: GODS! I'm never kissing her again!
Mits: It's cherry syrup!!!!
Tasuki: You know when I think about it….. That ghost we saw wasn't too see through either…
Mits: WHAT?! OMG!!! *runs to the door and sees the "ghost" is still at the bottom of the stairs….and he was indeed not see through….and there was also a ring of flour at the bottom of his feet* WHY YOU SON OF A B****!!!!
Ghost: O_O uh-oh
Mits: *Jumps down the all the stairs in one leap (flexes muscles) and runs after the "ghost"* I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!
Tasuki: *runs after them* I WANT MY SAKE, YOU BA*****!!!!
*they both tackle him at the same time and start punching the "ghost" in the face*
Tasuki: LOOK MITS *Sickening laugh* THE GHOST IS BLEEDING!!!!
Mits: HOW ABOUT THAT!!!!
*Back in shack*
Mitsukake, Chichiri, and Chiri: O_O;;;; this is not good
*then on the bottom of the TV screen shows up "To technically difficulty they dare has been Completed"
Chichiri: HAI!!! I won again!! NO DA!!! So that's $200 dollars, no da?
Mitsukake and Chiri : o_O….
Chiri: I think it's time to change the channel *grabs remote and changes the channel to 50"
Mits: *suddenly in a business office but doesn't realize it and is punching the floor*
Voice: AHEM!!!
Mits: *look to her side* Hey tasuki where did ya, go? *looks up and sees a older man in a business suit looking down at her with pointer sticky thingy*
Old man: WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT?!
Mits: uh…..yeah… *gets up and sits and sees she's seating at a long table with at least 10 other people including Tasuki and Mitsukake *she then mouths to them, "Where are Chichiri and Chiri?!"
Tasuki and Mitsukake: *Both Shrug*
Old man: ANYWAY getting back to the subject, so for the new episode of Saturday night live, I would like to take a old skit and get it preformed again, but with the new actors….does anyone have any ideas of what skit?
Mits: *raises hand* OOOOOOO I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Old man: yes?
Mits: The skit with the little boy in the harness tied to a jungle gym, and the little girl talking to him-
Old man: the hypoglycemic boy?
Mits: YES!!!
Old man: OH GREAT IDEA!!
*Back on SNL dressing room*
Chichiri: NO NOT THE AMANDA SHOW NO DA!!!!!
Chiri: *looks around* no…. it looks different
*2 people come it, one a guy in really tight leather pants and a regular women*
Man: *grabs chiri's arm* Come on, sweetie lets make you look purdy!!
Chiri: WHAT!!!
*ten min later Chichiri is in a helmet and harness that is tied to a leg of jungle gym. He is also wearing a white t-shirt and blue shorts and kid white sneakers. Chiri is sitting next to the jungle gym….seems very pissed…. Wearing a flowery pink dress and pig tails. She's also hold 2 Barbie dolls. The background behind them is a playground and their on the SNL stage about ready to perform. Oh btw Mitsukake, Tasuki, and mits are in the audience and seem very amused with themselves.*
Chichiri: I don't like this no da, I don't like this at all
Voice: OK ready….. Action!!!
*once again they know all their lines….don't you love TV land?*
Chichiri: *Jumping and running trying to get away from the jungle gym, but is not successful because of the harness*
Chiri: *brushing her doll's hair and in a young girly voice says* What are you doing?
Chichiri: I'm trying to get free!!! *Tries to jump away again*
Chiri: Why don't you just get out of your harness?
Chichiri: Oh ok! *tries to jump away again* I warn out 6 harness already!
Chiri: Why are you wearing one?
Chichiri: I'm hypoglycemic and hyperactive….. I'm a hypo hyperglycemic!
Chiri: Oh what does that mean?!
Chichiri: That means I can't have sugar!!! One timmmee my mom's car ran out of gas, and she gave me 2 snickers bar and a liter of coke…..and I toed the car home.. 7 miles! When I got home….I was tired!
Chiri: oooo I'm 6
Chichiri: I'm 6 too!
Chiri: I'm 6 and a half!
Chichiri: 6 and 3 quarters!
Chiri: Well I'm 6 and infinity
Chichiri: Well I'm 6 and infinity plus one!
Chiri: heyyy-
Chichiri: I love you, you know
Chiri: *starts playing with the dolls again* Yeah I know, My mom says she always loves me and says I'm very pretty, and my grandmother says I'm pretty and so do my aunts. They always grab my cheeks and say she's so pretty, she's so pretty, but I hate it.
Chichiri: Wow, you're conceited
Chiri: what?!
Chichiri: nothing *starts to pull away again*
Chiri: You know! I have a pretty voice! I'm going to sing for you! *starts to jump white she's sitting and has her hands up to her chest so it looks like paws. Then she starts to sing* CAN THE KANGAROO DANCE BOY?! CAN THE KANGAROO DANCE?! CAN THE KANGAROO DANCE BOY?! CAN THE KANGAROO DANCE?! *she stops singing* That was fun! Wasn't that fun?!
Chichiri: whatever
Chiri: Don't I have a pretty voice?! My mom says I have a pretty voice and say I will be a famous singer, and my grand mother says that too!!
Chichiri: Wow, your sure are surrounded by positive support
Chiri: What?!
Chichiri: Nothing
Chiri: well at least I'm not in a harness *she seemed to be glad with her comeback and started to play with her dolls again*
Chichiri: Hey that was mean….and very unnecessary! I don't love you anymore
Chiri: ok
Chichiri: *Starts to scrunch his face with his hands* Look I'm my dog, I'm pretending to by my dog, he's a bull dog *starts to bark*
Chiri: *starts to scrunch face too* OO I'm a bulldog too *starts to bark*
Chichiri: You know, I love you again!
Chiri: I knowwwww, oo I'm hungry *takes out a chocolate bar and starts to eat it*
Chichiri: you know that is cruel and unusually punishment
Chiri: Do you want some? *hands him the bar*
Chichiri: I don't think I should….but what can it hurt? *takes a piece then eats it. In the matter of 5 seconds he starts to jump and tries to run away even faster, then he runs back and pulls on the leg of the jungle gym. The leg that was bolted to the cement ground comes out. Then the scene turns to Chichiri with chocolate smeared around his mouth, with the harness and helmet still on, psychotically running down the highway pulling the jungle gym behind him*
Voice: AND THAT'S A WRAP!!