Disclaimer: I don't own x men evo, or harry potter. Those things belong to
the people at marvel, and to my hero J.K. I do own some aloe Vera lotion.
Thank good.
Note: what's up people? I would really like to know what you think, to those people that did review, thank you such a lot, and to Me especially, flying really sucks, but I have to have an isle set. Mainly because I have to go every 30-min. here we go:
The black bird. Groups one and 4 are present.
"Oh scooter-boy, you don't look so good,"
"I don't feel so great either bobby."
"Well hold your hurl 'cuz wheels is in the bathroom chuckin' and red is in that bucket over there," said bobby. He noticed his leader pail and gag a little *I'm gunna have some fun now* "hey one eye, you want part of my tuna fish sandwich?" he watched in glee as Scott's face turned paler then rogue's has ever been.
"Jean better move over! ::blah::" Scott, well, he didn't quite make it.
"Awe man! All over my new shoes!"
"::blagh:: sorry tabby ::balhger:: ::gargle:: ::chum:: ::othersoundsthatshowheisthrowingup::
"Hey bobby, where did you get that video camera?" asked warren.
"Rogue gave it to me bird-boy. She asked me to document any torture of the two and send it to her. She gives me most of my ideas for torture," he replied calmly.
"I thought I saw her gloved little hand in this,"
"Yup-o-la your majesty," replied bobby, shifting his angle so he could get a better view of Scott's face.
"Well, at least he got my tittle right," muttered as she moved into warren's lap. He seemed scared out of his wits of her.
Lets check in on the other boat groups: boat 2.
"Ew, dr. macoy! Kurt is like, totally shedding all over my new pink sweater!" cried kitty.
""am not!"
"are to"
"am not!"
"whip it of kitty," said hank. He felt for the other blue fuzzy dude. Besides, both he and Kurt made the most attempts at keeping themselves clean. They did shed, but they always brushed it all of. ::scratch:: why was he so itchy?
"Holy Snap!!! Rahen! Something is moving in your hair!" cried lance in alarm.
"very funny you little street- ahhhh!"
all of the sudden Rahen, Kurt and hack start scratching like mad. "FLEAS!" they yelled.
"oh no"
"oh my stars and garters"
ahem, let's get out of there. boat 3.
People were cowering at ether end of the plane. The pilots didn't have a clue what was happening and kept on flying to Mexico. Wolverine was practically hanging over jubes, guarding her from the terror that was about to happen. They and mystique were hiding behind Fred, who was nonchalantly eating those little salted peanuts.
"you died my hair BLAKE!?!?!?!?"
this was flowed by a lightning fast white streak chucked a blackish sort of streak into a food cart. Peanut packets flew every where. Fred kept on eating.
Let's get out of there, and back to boat 5! Yippy!
"my butt's falling asleep"
"Oh, that's a lovely thought Jamie"
"oh come of it Wanda. Everybody's ass will fall asleep in these stupid chairs. It's practically the law. Just like the seat belt sign will ALWAYS go on right when ya have to pee," as rogue said this the seat belt sign went on. "great" she muttered.
They then hit a little bump. John jerked awake, hit his head on the back of remy's chair "where's the canon" he said stupidly.
"ha ha ha ha ha! Harry potter! Ah love it! Mwa ha ha ha ha."
"Me too," said Jamie.
"oh, you've read them too?"
"wowie, by golly! They let you have books in that freaky mental place?" asked Sam.
"nope"
"well, any way what's your favorite book rogue?" asked Jamie. He was trying to cheer her up, she seemed really depressed scene she told them about jean and the drugs.
"the third book, most defiantly," she replied smiling a little.
"really, why?" asked Jamie.
"well, snape is the coolest charter ever to grace the planet, or should I say prowl, and he has a big part in that one. Pulse Sirius, and lupin are cool. And those dementores rock!" she replied hopping up and down a little. For two reasons, she was happy, and her bladder was about to burst.
"oh, Wanda which is your favorite book?" asked Jamie.
"defiantly number two. I LOVE ginny. Hagrid. And it's fun to make fun of Lockhart." She replied.
"yeah, I like the balsic."
"same here ::does double take::, hang on you read these books too john?"
"mmmhmm Wanda, I like the first one the best."
"I prefer the forth book," said Jamie, "see, I love quidditch, so the world cup was wicked, and that whole foreign wizard thing was cool beyond words."
"gosh, I feel so left out. Could one of you read them aloud on the boat. Ya know, as like just something to do?" asked Sam, he and remy were the only ones that hadn't read the books. It was depressing not to know what everybody was talking about.
"yeah, please chere."
"all right farm boy and Mr. shades. Ah'll read them."
"um, rogue? Did you bring them?" rogue shock her head to Jamie's question. "ok, then what are you gunna do? Recite them? None of us brought them."
"yup."
"yup to what?" asked john completely lost.
"to reciting them ya weirdoes," she replied calmly. This statement only lost them further, rather then helping them. They just starred at her.
"look," she said trying to clear this up, "there ain't nuthin' to do in caldicot but cow-tippin' and getting sunburned. Ah got a little bored and maybe Ah re-read them a little to often is all."
"crickey"
"my god"
"cool"
"thanks loads Wanda," said rogue as she leaned back in her isle seat. The seat belt sign went of and she sprang up and ran out of sight.
"um, Sam? What is "cow tipping"?" asked Jamie, yet again totally lost.
"a pathetic attempt for us small towers to amuse ourselves. You sneak up on a cow and push him over," said Sam. The memory obviously brought homesickness.
"how exactly is dat fun homme?" asked remy. Before Sam could answer, rogue sat down next to him and did.
"ya see, they ain't to smart. They just lay there. It takes them about 5 minuets before they release they are on the ground, it's something to do," she said with a shrug.
"they just lay there? How could anything be that stupid?" asked Wanda in disbelief.
"well," said Sam, "they just stand out there in the field till the rancher comes out and turns them into hamburger."
"hey, oh we are landing! Alright!" cried john. They touched down on the sunny little island south of Japan.
At that exact moment in time, on the opposite side of the world, something else notable was happening. In the Paris international airport we find some of boat 1 talking:
"bobby, will you and Todd please watch the bags while I go freshen up?" asked jean.
"sure jeaney-weeney," replied bobby with a huge fake smile on. Jean ran to the bathroom at top speed.
Todd sighed. "this is so lame. Stuck here on guard duty. Hey- what are you doing with that?" he asked looking at what bobby was doing. Bobby shoved a small bottle into his hands. He was also holding a cup and a funnel.
"go empty this in the trash, then could you spit a little slime in this cup?" he asked as he looked nervously over his shoulder.
"sure, hey wait is this Jean's shampoo?"
"no!" Todd stared accusingly, "it's more like a conditioner."
"cool yo, when you think these things up I wonder why you barely passed chem.," said Todd, as he emptied jeans bottle into the trash.
"well, I kept freezing the ingredients before they could react. Good, now could you spare some slime for me?"
"here you go, ::hak::"
bobby pored the disgusting goo into the bottle with the aid of the funnel, it made sick sort of squeaks and blahks. "nasty, this is so perfect," he said watching it with pure happiness on his face. When it was full, he capped it and shoved it in Jean's suitcase. Todd zipped it up right as jean and tabby walked back from the bathroom. jean picked up her bag and didn't seem to hear the sniggering. Tabby did.
"is there something I should know toddles?"
"yup, don't use jeans conditioner, yo." Tabby caught on and quickened her pace to keep up with the to boys.
"you two do know that if you do ANYTHING like that to me you will be blown away, or at least your limbs, right?" whispered tabby threateningly.
the two boys nodded still fighting giggles. Todd and tabby walked away holding hands, both REALLY glad they hadn't ticked of rogue and bobby.
Hi! My muse is currently attacking me for not having remy and rogue flirt or anything in this chapter, but let me try to type this any way. Flying is so not fun, those are the rules I really find to be true on planes, that your butt will fall asleep, the food tastes wired, and that the seat belt sign goes on right when you have to go. It would be hell, but the peanuts make it worth it ::bows down before the shrine to the peanuts:: I will aim for them loading up the boats in the next chapter, along with more book titles I like making an appearance. Along with the age-old question: what happens when you put supper sticky slime in your hair? Ok, not age old, but I have always wondered about it. ::puts on aloe Vera lotion:: dang sun burn. The Kentucky fried . klucky! PS: thanks to all of the following for reviewing: Darknesses-Dragon TurtleClarinet amber-goddess liltrick89 Me Persephone Thomasina G-Stars Pelepele (k_pelepele@yahoo.com) star of darkness
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Sarah Coldheart and of coarse, todd fan
Note: what's up people? I would really like to know what you think, to those people that did review, thank you such a lot, and to Me especially, flying really sucks, but I have to have an isle set. Mainly because I have to go every 30-min. here we go:
The black bird. Groups one and 4 are present.
"Oh scooter-boy, you don't look so good,"
"I don't feel so great either bobby."
"Well hold your hurl 'cuz wheels is in the bathroom chuckin' and red is in that bucket over there," said bobby. He noticed his leader pail and gag a little *I'm gunna have some fun now* "hey one eye, you want part of my tuna fish sandwich?" he watched in glee as Scott's face turned paler then rogue's has ever been.
"Jean better move over! ::blah::" Scott, well, he didn't quite make it.
"Awe man! All over my new shoes!"
"::blagh:: sorry tabby ::balhger:: ::gargle:: ::chum:: ::othersoundsthatshowheisthrowingup::
"Hey bobby, where did you get that video camera?" asked warren.
"Rogue gave it to me bird-boy. She asked me to document any torture of the two and send it to her. She gives me most of my ideas for torture," he replied calmly.
"I thought I saw her gloved little hand in this,"
"Yup-o-la your majesty," replied bobby, shifting his angle so he could get a better view of Scott's face.
"Well, at least he got my tittle right," muttered as she moved into warren's lap. He seemed scared out of his wits of her.
Lets check in on the other boat groups: boat 2.
"Ew, dr. macoy! Kurt is like, totally shedding all over my new pink sweater!" cried kitty.
""am not!"
"are to"
"am not!"
"whip it of kitty," said hank. He felt for the other blue fuzzy dude. Besides, both he and Kurt made the most attempts at keeping themselves clean. They did shed, but they always brushed it all of. ::scratch:: why was he so itchy?
"Holy Snap!!! Rahen! Something is moving in your hair!" cried lance in alarm.
"very funny you little street- ahhhh!"
all of the sudden Rahen, Kurt and hack start scratching like mad. "FLEAS!" they yelled.
"oh no"
"oh my stars and garters"
ahem, let's get out of there. boat 3.
People were cowering at ether end of the plane. The pilots didn't have a clue what was happening and kept on flying to Mexico. Wolverine was practically hanging over jubes, guarding her from the terror that was about to happen. They and mystique were hiding behind Fred, who was nonchalantly eating those little salted peanuts.
"you died my hair BLAKE!?!?!?!?"
this was flowed by a lightning fast white streak chucked a blackish sort of streak into a food cart. Peanut packets flew every where. Fred kept on eating.
Let's get out of there, and back to boat 5! Yippy!
"my butt's falling asleep"
"Oh, that's a lovely thought Jamie"
"oh come of it Wanda. Everybody's ass will fall asleep in these stupid chairs. It's practically the law. Just like the seat belt sign will ALWAYS go on right when ya have to pee," as rogue said this the seat belt sign went on. "great" she muttered.
They then hit a little bump. John jerked awake, hit his head on the back of remy's chair "where's the canon" he said stupidly.
"ha ha ha ha ha! Harry potter! Ah love it! Mwa ha ha ha ha."
"Me too," said Jamie.
"oh, you've read them too?"
"wowie, by golly! They let you have books in that freaky mental place?" asked Sam.
"nope"
"well, any way what's your favorite book rogue?" asked Jamie. He was trying to cheer her up, she seemed really depressed scene she told them about jean and the drugs.
"the third book, most defiantly," she replied smiling a little.
"really, why?" asked Jamie.
"well, snape is the coolest charter ever to grace the planet, or should I say prowl, and he has a big part in that one. Pulse Sirius, and lupin are cool. And those dementores rock!" she replied hopping up and down a little. For two reasons, she was happy, and her bladder was about to burst.
"oh, Wanda which is your favorite book?" asked Jamie.
"defiantly number two. I LOVE ginny. Hagrid. And it's fun to make fun of Lockhart." She replied.
"yeah, I like the balsic."
"same here ::does double take::, hang on you read these books too john?"
"mmmhmm Wanda, I like the first one the best."
"I prefer the forth book," said Jamie, "see, I love quidditch, so the world cup was wicked, and that whole foreign wizard thing was cool beyond words."
"gosh, I feel so left out. Could one of you read them aloud on the boat. Ya know, as like just something to do?" asked Sam, he and remy were the only ones that hadn't read the books. It was depressing not to know what everybody was talking about.
"yeah, please chere."
"all right farm boy and Mr. shades. Ah'll read them."
"um, rogue? Did you bring them?" rogue shock her head to Jamie's question. "ok, then what are you gunna do? Recite them? None of us brought them."
"yup."
"yup to what?" asked john completely lost.
"to reciting them ya weirdoes," she replied calmly. This statement only lost them further, rather then helping them. They just starred at her.
"look," she said trying to clear this up, "there ain't nuthin' to do in caldicot but cow-tippin' and getting sunburned. Ah got a little bored and maybe Ah re-read them a little to often is all."
"crickey"
"my god"
"cool"
"thanks loads Wanda," said rogue as she leaned back in her isle seat. The seat belt sign went of and she sprang up and ran out of sight.
"um, Sam? What is "cow tipping"?" asked Jamie, yet again totally lost.
"a pathetic attempt for us small towers to amuse ourselves. You sneak up on a cow and push him over," said Sam. The memory obviously brought homesickness.
"how exactly is dat fun homme?" asked remy. Before Sam could answer, rogue sat down next to him and did.
"ya see, they ain't to smart. They just lay there. It takes them about 5 minuets before they release they are on the ground, it's something to do," she said with a shrug.
"they just lay there? How could anything be that stupid?" asked Wanda in disbelief.
"well," said Sam, "they just stand out there in the field till the rancher comes out and turns them into hamburger."
"hey, oh we are landing! Alright!" cried john. They touched down on the sunny little island south of Japan.
At that exact moment in time, on the opposite side of the world, something else notable was happening. In the Paris international airport we find some of boat 1 talking:
"bobby, will you and Todd please watch the bags while I go freshen up?" asked jean.
"sure jeaney-weeney," replied bobby with a huge fake smile on. Jean ran to the bathroom at top speed.
Todd sighed. "this is so lame. Stuck here on guard duty. Hey- what are you doing with that?" he asked looking at what bobby was doing. Bobby shoved a small bottle into his hands. He was also holding a cup and a funnel.
"go empty this in the trash, then could you spit a little slime in this cup?" he asked as he looked nervously over his shoulder.
"sure, hey wait is this Jean's shampoo?"
"no!" Todd stared accusingly, "it's more like a conditioner."
"cool yo, when you think these things up I wonder why you barely passed chem.," said Todd, as he emptied jeans bottle into the trash.
"well, I kept freezing the ingredients before they could react. Good, now could you spare some slime for me?"
"here you go, ::hak::"
bobby pored the disgusting goo into the bottle with the aid of the funnel, it made sick sort of squeaks and blahks. "nasty, this is so perfect," he said watching it with pure happiness on his face. When it was full, he capped it and shoved it in Jean's suitcase. Todd zipped it up right as jean and tabby walked back from the bathroom. jean picked up her bag and didn't seem to hear the sniggering. Tabby did.
"is there something I should know toddles?"
"yup, don't use jeans conditioner, yo." Tabby caught on and quickened her pace to keep up with the to boys.
"you two do know that if you do ANYTHING like that to me you will be blown away, or at least your limbs, right?" whispered tabby threateningly.
the two boys nodded still fighting giggles. Todd and tabby walked away holding hands, both REALLY glad they hadn't ticked of rogue and bobby.
Hi! My muse is currently attacking me for not having remy and rogue flirt or anything in this chapter, but let me try to type this any way. Flying is so not fun, those are the rules I really find to be true on planes, that your butt will fall asleep, the food tastes wired, and that the seat belt sign goes on right when you have to go. It would be hell, but the peanuts make it worth it ::bows down before the shrine to the peanuts:: I will aim for them loading up the boats in the next chapter, along with more book titles I like making an appearance. Along with the age-old question: what happens when you put supper sticky slime in your hair? Ok, not age old, but I have always wondered about it. ::puts on aloe Vera lotion:: dang sun burn. The Kentucky fried . klucky! PS: thanks to all of the following for reviewing: Darknesses-Dragon TurtleClarinet amber-goddess liltrick89 Me Persephone Thomasina G-Stars Pelepele (k_pelepele@yahoo.com) star of darkness
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Sarah Coldheart and of coarse, todd fan