Disclaimer: I don't own x men evo, Wb does. I don't own Dracula, some
descendant of Bram Stoker does, he cant really because he's dead, ahem, I
don't own The adventures of Tom sawyer, mark twain does, or Samuel
Langhorne Clemens if you really y want to dig into it (no wonder he changed
his name) and I wish I did, but I don't, own the series of unfortunate
events, leroney snicket does (check me on the spelling) and I don't own any
of the old movies of the 30's (if I did I would be REALLY old.)
Note: I finally got them on the stupid boat thing. (ok not really but they are loading it.
Ah, now we join the group as they finally get on the boat. Let's see what's going on shall we? -
Most of the kids were joined in a chain loading on luggage and food. Yes, there was food on the boat already, as a matter of fact, most every thing was, but all there was, was healthy stuff. They unanimously decided to use some of this month's money to go out and buy a load of sank and junk food. They now had to load it all on. Now like I said, Jamie and Sam were getting the boy's luggage. Remy and Rogue were hauling up the girl's stuff. And Wanda was hauling up the food and other necessities they knew they would need. John was sitting in the shade and watching them. He said he was *directing* them, but he hadn't helped out a bit. Even verbally. All was moving along smooth enough until:
"Merd beb, whatcha got in this bag?!? Rocks?!?" cried Remy as he lifted up (or tried to lift up) rogue's bag.
"books," she replied smiling
"Remy tink' dat when we put dat bag on de boat, da whole boats gunna sink and-"
Whack!
"owe, he takes a Dracula to the head!" cried john, acting like he was broadcasting the fight.
"not funny sin Jin," said Remy. John blushed at the use of his real name.
"yeah." whack! She hit john quite hard over the head with "Tom Sawyer" she turned to him and said "get off your sorry butt and help Wanda already!" she help "the series of unfortunate events" high over her head in attack position. It was considerably smaller, but it looked like this would have more power to it.
"ok! Ok! Crickey, keep your shirt on! I'm coming."
"Don't listen to the pyromaniac," Remy whispered to rogue.
Whack! She hit him EXTREAMLY hard with "the series of unfortunate events", which was still in her hand. She was blushing really hard. But, as I said before, you couldn't see, but her ears turned magenta. Things settled down. Rogue went back to dragging her duffel bag on board.
"hey, will you nock it of already!" asked Jamie in a stressed whisper. "you know she has a serious case of social anxiety, and sexual harassment is NOT the way to help her out of it," Jamie finished and stared hard at Remy. Rogue was putting her guitar to the pile of girl's stuff. The pile of boy's stuff and the pile of stuff stuff were lying nearby. They didn't know where the rooms were yet, but they did want every thing on the boat so they didn't leave it behind.
"it's not harassment if she likes it. Yeuhrm, Peeshwank? (did you hear me midget?) Jamie didn't know what Peeshwank was, but he got he gist of it. Maybe he was wrong. After all, the first time she looked really happy was when she was leaning on his leg during the assembly a few days ago. Remy probably knew it to. Jamie started thinking up plans to get them together. He leaned over to Remy's ear and started to tell him his plans.
Pyro has just starting to help Wanda. All the others were playing on the beach. Remy and Jamie were talking about something, It seemed really involving.
"just grab something and bring it up the gang plank," said Wanda as she hauled a crate of Twinkies up the plank herself.
Pyro ran up to her and whispered, "what should I grab first? That box? That crate? Your shirt."
Wanda didn't slap him for some unknown reason, but instead she blushed and went back to the crate.
Across the beach rogue and Sam were looking for shells on the beach.
"Mother mercy!" shouted Sam.
"Is this the end of Rico?" said rogue. Sam looked at her. "old gangster movie."
"ahem, well this shell moved."
"oh sweet, a hermit crab! Pick it up and try to get it out," said rogue.
"what?!? What if it bites me?" said Sam indignantly.
"it doesn't hurt that much," she said calmly. She then picked it up and started whispering "come out, come out," over and over again. A minute latter Remy and Jamie walked over. They looked at her, then looked at Sam. He shrugged. Then they all looked at rogue. A second later a head and some claws popped out of the shell. It crawled along her glove.
"cool, can I hold it?" asked Jamie. She nodded and gave him the crab. Remy and Sam were still starring at her.
"there's this old legend from Guam, one of my friends used to live there, there they are called something like duke-dukes. Mainly because if you say that to them over and over they come out. But I think it's the 2 syllable words more then the name."
"an it works to chere," said Remy, he was still wearing the sunglasses. Rogue was just about to ask him about why he was trying to act like the lamest x freak out there, but then something bigger happened.
"you guys!" yelled Jamie in surprise, "the crab left its shell!"
"say What!?!" was the main response. Jamie went on to explain that he had been holding it, then it just left it's shell and was crawling away. Its body was wired. It looked all curled up in a twisted pattern where the shell should be.
"maybe it out grew its shell" suggested rogue. So they looked about for a bigger shell for it to go in. about that time Wanda and pryo came over to say they were done and should start to explore the ship. They looked at all the kids scurrying around the beach picking up shells. Then they looked at Jamie following an ugly little crab thing around the beach. They looked at each other, shrugged, then scurried around looking for shells. Five minutes later, they were all surrounding the crab and setting up the shells.
"alright, now what in the hell are we doing?" asked Wanda really confused. Rogue told her about the crab leaving his (or her, how can you tell?) shell, and them trying to find it a new shell.
20 minutes later: ok, I don't think it's gunna go in with us around it like this. Let's go look threw the ship," said pryo. Everybody looked at him, then nodded and headed to the boat.
Hi! How are all you people out here doing? Tell me! Ok, some notes, I have seen a hermit crab out of its shell. We spent about 2 hours chasing it around with shells. I am pretty sure about that legend thing, it always works for me. I have been to Okinawa on vacation, so I do know what it is like. And almost last, if rogue were to hit you over the head with Dracula (which is a dang thick book) you would probably pass out, but Remy is pretty tough. Oh and just 2 more notes: (1) I found a cool list of all the things gambit says in French, I found them at a site called the charged deck. (2) I saw the pics for the new Remy at comic's continuum. He looks much cooler, he now has red on black eyes and his original trench coat. But his hair still looks like his mom used a bowl and cut of every thing that fell below it. (can you saw BOWL CUT?) and they gave Logan a new costume. It rocks, it will be a really cool 3rd season, and I also heard there that rogue and Remy will be together! Oh I am so happy, WB did something right for a change. Back on topic, I will have the coolest pair on earth flirting more, I will have SOME people getting seasick (look out people I hate, bwa ha ha !) and I will have a funky shopping scene. ::hand cramps:: must. finish. Klucky.
Note: I finally got them on the stupid boat thing. (ok not really but they are loading it.
Ah, now we join the group as they finally get on the boat. Let's see what's going on shall we? -
Most of the kids were joined in a chain loading on luggage and food. Yes, there was food on the boat already, as a matter of fact, most every thing was, but all there was, was healthy stuff. They unanimously decided to use some of this month's money to go out and buy a load of sank and junk food. They now had to load it all on. Now like I said, Jamie and Sam were getting the boy's luggage. Remy and Rogue were hauling up the girl's stuff. And Wanda was hauling up the food and other necessities they knew they would need. John was sitting in the shade and watching them. He said he was *directing* them, but he hadn't helped out a bit. Even verbally. All was moving along smooth enough until:
"Merd beb, whatcha got in this bag?!? Rocks?!?" cried Remy as he lifted up (or tried to lift up) rogue's bag.
"books," she replied smiling
"Remy tink' dat when we put dat bag on de boat, da whole boats gunna sink and-"
Whack!
"owe, he takes a Dracula to the head!" cried john, acting like he was broadcasting the fight.
"not funny sin Jin," said Remy. John blushed at the use of his real name.
"yeah." whack! She hit john quite hard over the head with "Tom Sawyer" she turned to him and said "get off your sorry butt and help Wanda already!" she help "the series of unfortunate events" high over her head in attack position. It was considerably smaller, but it looked like this would have more power to it.
"ok! Ok! Crickey, keep your shirt on! I'm coming."
"Don't listen to the pyromaniac," Remy whispered to rogue.
Whack! She hit him EXTREAMLY hard with "the series of unfortunate events", which was still in her hand. She was blushing really hard. But, as I said before, you couldn't see, but her ears turned magenta. Things settled down. Rogue went back to dragging her duffel bag on board.
"hey, will you nock it of already!" asked Jamie in a stressed whisper. "you know she has a serious case of social anxiety, and sexual harassment is NOT the way to help her out of it," Jamie finished and stared hard at Remy. Rogue was putting her guitar to the pile of girl's stuff. The pile of boy's stuff and the pile of stuff stuff were lying nearby. They didn't know where the rooms were yet, but they did want every thing on the boat so they didn't leave it behind.
"it's not harassment if she likes it. Yeuhrm, Peeshwank? (did you hear me midget?) Jamie didn't know what Peeshwank was, but he got he gist of it. Maybe he was wrong. After all, the first time she looked really happy was when she was leaning on his leg during the assembly a few days ago. Remy probably knew it to. Jamie started thinking up plans to get them together. He leaned over to Remy's ear and started to tell him his plans.
Pyro has just starting to help Wanda. All the others were playing on the beach. Remy and Jamie were talking about something, It seemed really involving.
"just grab something and bring it up the gang plank," said Wanda as she hauled a crate of Twinkies up the plank herself.
Pyro ran up to her and whispered, "what should I grab first? That box? That crate? Your shirt."
Wanda didn't slap him for some unknown reason, but instead she blushed and went back to the crate.
Across the beach rogue and Sam were looking for shells on the beach.
"Mother mercy!" shouted Sam.
"Is this the end of Rico?" said rogue. Sam looked at her. "old gangster movie."
"ahem, well this shell moved."
"oh sweet, a hermit crab! Pick it up and try to get it out," said rogue.
"what?!? What if it bites me?" said Sam indignantly.
"it doesn't hurt that much," she said calmly. She then picked it up and started whispering "come out, come out," over and over again. A minute latter Remy and Jamie walked over. They looked at her, then looked at Sam. He shrugged. Then they all looked at rogue. A second later a head and some claws popped out of the shell. It crawled along her glove.
"cool, can I hold it?" asked Jamie. She nodded and gave him the crab. Remy and Sam were still starring at her.
"there's this old legend from Guam, one of my friends used to live there, there they are called something like duke-dukes. Mainly because if you say that to them over and over they come out. But I think it's the 2 syllable words more then the name."
"an it works to chere," said Remy, he was still wearing the sunglasses. Rogue was just about to ask him about why he was trying to act like the lamest x freak out there, but then something bigger happened.
"you guys!" yelled Jamie in surprise, "the crab left its shell!"
"say What!?!" was the main response. Jamie went on to explain that he had been holding it, then it just left it's shell and was crawling away. Its body was wired. It looked all curled up in a twisted pattern where the shell should be.
"maybe it out grew its shell" suggested rogue. So they looked about for a bigger shell for it to go in. about that time Wanda and pryo came over to say they were done and should start to explore the ship. They looked at all the kids scurrying around the beach picking up shells. Then they looked at Jamie following an ugly little crab thing around the beach. They looked at each other, shrugged, then scurried around looking for shells. Five minutes later, they were all surrounding the crab and setting up the shells.
"alright, now what in the hell are we doing?" asked Wanda really confused. Rogue told her about the crab leaving his (or her, how can you tell?) shell, and them trying to find it a new shell.
20 minutes later: ok, I don't think it's gunna go in with us around it like this. Let's go look threw the ship," said pryo. Everybody looked at him, then nodded and headed to the boat.
Hi! How are all you people out here doing? Tell me! Ok, some notes, I have seen a hermit crab out of its shell. We spent about 2 hours chasing it around with shells. I am pretty sure about that legend thing, it always works for me. I have been to Okinawa on vacation, so I do know what it is like. And almost last, if rogue were to hit you over the head with Dracula (which is a dang thick book) you would probably pass out, but Remy is pretty tough. Oh and just 2 more notes: (1) I found a cool list of all the things gambit says in French, I found them at a site called the charged deck. (2) I saw the pics for the new Remy at comic's continuum. He looks much cooler, he now has red on black eyes and his original trench coat. But his hair still looks like his mom used a bowl and cut of every thing that fell below it. (can you saw BOWL CUT?) and they gave Logan a new costume. It rocks, it will be a really cool 3rd season, and I also heard there that rogue and Remy will be together! Oh I am so happy, WB did something right for a change. Back on topic, I will have the coolest pair on earth flirting more, I will have SOME people getting seasick (look out people I hate, bwa ha ha !) and I will have a funky shopping scene. ::hand cramps:: must. finish. Klucky.