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in here)
Note: As I'm bored I will just skip ahead a little. I might do some flash backs.
"Hey lookie!" shouted 3 of the 6 Jamie's, "land hose!"
"That's land ho," said Wanda.
"So, what should we do first?" asked john.
"Yeah, ah wanna go to a club or something fun!" shouted rogue.
"Yeah lets go clubin'!" said Wanda happily. All the boys nodded. Not the smartest thing to do but did any one wants to say no to the most powerful mutants around? Hell no.
"Um, ok chere," said remy. He turned to Jamie, "what are you gunna do homme? Just wander around the city lookin' for trouble I suppose?"
"Um hum," hummed Jamie, "I wanna just walk around and stuff, its not like I'm gunna get let in to any club. Even in china. Besides, if I don't stretch out my legs they are gunna fall off."
A few minuets passed, the girls were down looking for an appropriate dress to wear. The guys were talking about some stuff. No one seemed to really have anything to do. Jamie was driving and they looked plenty glad at doing it.
The girls came on deck. They were dressed in sweats and t-shirts and were all clean and stuff. At that moment a fish flopped on board.
"Yikes!" shouted Sam.
"Ok, there's a fish floopin' around our deck, what should we do?" asked rogue.
"Let's make sushi!" shouted Jamie happily.
3 hours after the fish incident they were docked and moored in a harbor. The girls had called in a taxi for them selves and were looking for an American friendly club. They drove around for about an hour before their cabby found one for them.
"Oh, this will do nicely!" said Wanda as rogue paid the man. She then said something to him in Chinese.
Wanda stared.
"Oh, ah zapped a drunken as he was walkin' down the rode, he tried ta slap me, an well ya get what happened," she said waving the cabby off.
"What did you tell him?"
"Ta go pick up the boys 'o corse," replied rogue.
The two of them were catching eyes as they walked up. Both were in full Goth attire, but that wasn't what the people were looking at. Wanda was sporting a red mini skirt, slashed stalkings and a red/black/purple halter- top. She looked stunning. Rogue was wearing sum ultra short black jean shorts with pail green stalkings that some how managed to end two inches below her shorts. What looked like a beaded black sports bra with beads hanging down to her shorts and black gloves that went to her shoulders. The guard let them up with just one look, Wanda told them to look out for the other 3 boys and to let them in. the guard was so under a spell he agreed.
Inside the music was pulsing through the room. It would have been shaking the dust from the walls but there wasn't any left. Usually the words in the songs were impossible to understand due to the noise but now it was due to that and the fact they were written in another language.
In about three seconds they were asked to dance.
"Dammit," said rogue as she was dragged of to the dance place by a hot guy with brown hair, "Ah like this place."
"I here ya," said Wanda.
The three boys had just gotten out of the cab. The ride had taken under ten minuets. It would have taken six but the dropped Jamie of at a mall with $500 worth of Yuan (I actually had to look this up on the net!) (About 4138.35 yuan to be exact! Hope ya learned sommat here). All of them were wearing jeans and t-shirts. Sam, blue jeans with a white shirt. John blue jeans with a blue shirt, and remy with black jeans and a dark green T- shirt. Suprisingly the guard just waved them in, he looked a little dazed.
"K, either rogue zapped him into that or we shuda asked what they were wearing," said Sam as the guard leaned up against the wall.
"My bet on we shuda checked," said john.
"Hey look, dere be the femms now! And mon duie we shuda checked!" he yelled in shock.
Sam turned bright red and went over to the bar where he ordered a large soda. John looked as if Christmas had come early as Wanda walked over to him. Rogue was still dancing with some punk with brown hair.
Remy walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey chere," he whispered in her ear.
"Wha-! Oh hi remy, see ya later Jake," the boy, Jake, walked off silently.
"Whose he?" asked remy with raised eyebrows.
"Some guy, ah was waiting for ya, now lets dance!" she pulled him by his shirt and started up.
Across the club Sam was in trouble. Not the kind normal people would call trouble, but for a shy acward farm boy this WAS trouble. He was surrounded by about 5 girls. All were plastic blondes.
"Hi, um ladies, I uh, gotta go. Hey, no don't do that!" he blushed hotly as it became clear that the girls were way drunk. Sam ran off before his heart gave out. He sat down on a stool and put his head down.
"Hey, are you ok?" asked a voice. A female voice.
"Yeah, I'm not drunk or anything, just those girls wouldn't leave me alone and well," he blushed realizing he sounded like he was bragging way worse then pietro. +Darnit+ "yeah I, uh think they are, um drunk or something because they kept yelling at me and, um yeah."
There was a pause, "what's your name?" they asked it unison.
"Sam."
"Jenny" they said at the same time again.
A different, longer and more stressed pause then-
"Would ya like to dance," they said yup you got it, at the same time.
Jenny grabbed Sam's wrist and they ran to the dance floor.
Jenny had long mousy brown hair that swept her hips. She was a little sunburt, had a load of freckles and very little make up. She wasn't stunningly pretty but she was cute. Her eyes were hazel and she wore a skirt/blouse combo that matched her eyes perfectly.
Now we find rogue sitting alone at the bar. (Don't ask me where remy went, I don't know he just has to be gone. Not good enough? Well then he's in the bathroom. Happy?) Jake walked up to her holding a pair of sodas.
"Hi," he said, "where's that other guy?"
"Dunno," she replied bobbing her head to the music.
"I'll wait with you. Ain't right for a girl to sit alone in a place like this," he handed her a soda, "ya look thirsty."
"Thanks," she said turning to him. "Ya got any idea what this song is called?"
"Not a clue."
Rogue had drained her soda and was acting a little weird. She fell of her seat.
"Who, easy there," said Jake as he helped her up.
She giggled, "thanks, so, what are ya doin' all the way ovah here in, um, here?" she asked.
Jake smiled. "I'm here on business. I had to take a day of to have a little fun, and here I am."
"Cool," rogue half slumped over on the counter. Jake propped her up. He put his hand on her lap and said-
"Did you have anything to drink?" he had to fight back laughter, a smile did slip through.
"jus ta drink ya gave meh," she fell off her chair and Jake picked her up and half carried her to the door.
+Haha, Jake old boy you did it again, and this ones really hot to. +
At that moment remy showed up.
"May I ask why you are caring that femm outa here?" he asked. Jake either didn't look up or didn't recognize him.
"My sister, she had one to many drinks. I gotta take her home," he said still looking down as he shifted her wait.
"Huh, ya ain't mah brothah," said rogue confused.
"See, she had that much to drink," he said smiling at his win.
"Like hell ya'r her brother," remy growled. He dragged both of them out the back door and into an ally.
"Look pall," said Jake, "I need to take her home before she gets hurt."
"Ya don't know where ah live, do ya?" slurred rogue.
"Funny thing, I don't smell any achohal any where."
About now Jake recognized remy. He backed up and handed her to him.
"That's better," muttered remy, rogue pulled herself up to his ear.
"Lemmy handle this," she whispered in his ear. At that moment Jake reached over and put his hands into rogues back jean pockets. WHACK!!! Rogue slapped him REALLY hard in the face.
"How dare ya touch me?!? Don't ya evah come near meh again!" she screeched.
"Whose gunna make me?" asked Jake.
Her voice was low, deadly and full of venom "ah am, for ah know where ya live, and ah have seen where ya sleep and ah swear your mother will CRY when she sees what ah have done ta ya!" she finished it shouting. This scared Jake near out of his wits. He had given that girl enough powder so that she should be unconscious right now. Not still able to think and stand. He ran off thinking she must be a freak. How else could she be awake.
Rogue collapsed. She fell and lay flat out on the ground spread eagle.
"Oh, did that bad man take all your energy," taunted remy as he lifted her up.
"Ah stood up, I talked, and I gotted my point across. What else can ya expect? Meh ta fight him?" she asked as she flomped on his shoulder.
"Remy tink' ya did do that good enough," he helped her back on the 30 minuet walk to the ship. When they got there Jamie had something to show them. (Or someone)
Hiya all you people! Bwa ha! Y'all thought I had died or something or forgotten about this story. Well true I'm low on ideas it hasn't done. It might be more space between posts now because like I said I'm low on ideas. It sucks. That and school starts on Monday. Danngit! Summer is to cool to end! Um, if you can tell me what movie rogue's threat came from I'll give you a Dr. Pepper Float. (Ok, not a real one, but you get the idea.) All you reviewer people are great. Gotta go. Brothers trying to scare me again.
Klucky
Note: As I'm bored I will just skip ahead a little. I might do some flash backs.
"Hey lookie!" shouted 3 of the 6 Jamie's, "land hose!"
"That's land ho," said Wanda.
"So, what should we do first?" asked john.
"Yeah, ah wanna go to a club or something fun!" shouted rogue.
"Yeah lets go clubin'!" said Wanda happily. All the boys nodded. Not the smartest thing to do but did any one wants to say no to the most powerful mutants around? Hell no.
"Um, ok chere," said remy. He turned to Jamie, "what are you gunna do homme? Just wander around the city lookin' for trouble I suppose?"
"Um hum," hummed Jamie, "I wanna just walk around and stuff, its not like I'm gunna get let in to any club. Even in china. Besides, if I don't stretch out my legs they are gunna fall off."
A few minuets passed, the girls were down looking for an appropriate dress to wear. The guys were talking about some stuff. No one seemed to really have anything to do. Jamie was driving and they looked plenty glad at doing it.
The girls came on deck. They were dressed in sweats and t-shirts and were all clean and stuff. At that moment a fish flopped on board.
"Yikes!" shouted Sam.
"Ok, there's a fish floopin' around our deck, what should we do?" asked rogue.
"Let's make sushi!" shouted Jamie happily.
3 hours after the fish incident they were docked and moored in a harbor. The girls had called in a taxi for them selves and were looking for an American friendly club. They drove around for about an hour before their cabby found one for them.
"Oh, this will do nicely!" said Wanda as rogue paid the man. She then said something to him in Chinese.
Wanda stared.
"Oh, ah zapped a drunken as he was walkin' down the rode, he tried ta slap me, an well ya get what happened," she said waving the cabby off.
"What did you tell him?"
"Ta go pick up the boys 'o corse," replied rogue.
The two of them were catching eyes as they walked up. Both were in full Goth attire, but that wasn't what the people were looking at. Wanda was sporting a red mini skirt, slashed stalkings and a red/black/purple halter- top. She looked stunning. Rogue was wearing sum ultra short black jean shorts with pail green stalkings that some how managed to end two inches below her shorts. What looked like a beaded black sports bra with beads hanging down to her shorts and black gloves that went to her shoulders. The guard let them up with just one look, Wanda told them to look out for the other 3 boys and to let them in. the guard was so under a spell he agreed.
Inside the music was pulsing through the room. It would have been shaking the dust from the walls but there wasn't any left. Usually the words in the songs were impossible to understand due to the noise but now it was due to that and the fact they were written in another language.
In about three seconds they were asked to dance.
"Dammit," said rogue as she was dragged of to the dance place by a hot guy with brown hair, "Ah like this place."
"I here ya," said Wanda.
The three boys had just gotten out of the cab. The ride had taken under ten minuets. It would have taken six but the dropped Jamie of at a mall with $500 worth of Yuan (I actually had to look this up on the net!) (About 4138.35 yuan to be exact! Hope ya learned sommat here). All of them were wearing jeans and t-shirts. Sam, blue jeans with a white shirt. John blue jeans with a blue shirt, and remy with black jeans and a dark green T- shirt. Suprisingly the guard just waved them in, he looked a little dazed.
"K, either rogue zapped him into that or we shuda asked what they were wearing," said Sam as the guard leaned up against the wall.
"My bet on we shuda checked," said john.
"Hey look, dere be the femms now! And mon duie we shuda checked!" he yelled in shock.
Sam turned bright red and went over to the bar where he ordered a large soda. John looked as if Christmas had come early as Wanda walked over to him. Rogue was still dancing with some punk with brown hair.
Remy walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey chere," he whispered in her ear.
"Wha-! Oh hi remy, see ya later Jake," the boy, Jake, walked off silently.
"Whose he?" asked remy with raised eyebrows.
"Some guy, ah was waiting for ya, now lets dance!" she pulled him by his shirt and started up.
Across the club Sam was in trouble. Not the kind normal people would call trouble, but for a shy acward farm boy this WAS trouble. He was surrounded by about 5 girls. All were plastic blondes.
"Hi, um ladies, I uh, gotta go. Hey, no don't do that!" he blushed hotly as it became clear that the girls were way drunk. Sam ran off before his heart gave out. He sat down on a stool and put his head down.
"Hey, are you ok?" asked a voice. A female voice.
"Yeah, I'm not drunk or anything, just those girls wouldn't leave me alone and well," he blushed realizing he sounded like he was bragging way worse then pietro. +Darnit+ "yeah I, uh think they are, um drunk or something because they kept yelling at me and, um yeah."
There was a pause, "what's your name?" they asked it unison.
"Sam."
"Jenny" they said at the same time again.
A different, longer and more stressed pause then-
"Would ya like to dance," they said yup you got it, at the same time.
Jenny grabbed Sam's wrist and they ran to the dance floor.
Jenny had long mousy brown hair that swept her hips. She was a little sunburt, had a load of freckles and very little make up. She wasn't stunningly pretty but she was cute. Her eyes were hazel and she wore a skirt/blouse combo that matched her eyes perfectly.
Now we find rogue sitting alone at the bar. (Don't ask me where remy went, I don't know he just has to be gone. Not good enough? Well then he's in the bathroom. Happy?) Jake walked up to her holding a pair of sodas.
"Hi," he said, "where's that other guy?"
"Dunno," she replied bobbing her head to the music.
"I'll wait with you. Ain't right for a girl to sit alone in a place like this," he handed her a soda, "ya look thirsty."
"Thanks," she said turning to him. "Ya got any idea what this song is called?"
"Not a clue."
Rogue had drained her soda and was acting a little weird. She fell of her seat.
"Who, easy there," said Jake as he helped her up.
She giggled, "thanks, so, what are ya doin' all the way ovah here in, um, here?" she asked.
Jake smiled. "I'm here on business. I had to take a day of to have a little fun, and here I am."
"Cool," rogue half slumped over on the counter. Jake propped her up. He put his hand on her lap and said-
"Did you have anything to drink?" he had to fight back laughter, a smile did slip through.
"jus ta drink ya gave meh," she fell off her chair and Jake picked her up and half carried her to the door.
+Haha, Jake old boy you did it again, and this ones really hot to. +
At that moment remy showed up.
"May I ask why you are caring that femm outa here?" he asked. Jake either didn't look up or didn't recognize him.
"My sister, she had one to many drinks. I gotta take her home," he said still looking down as he shifted her wait.
"Huh, ya ain't mah brothah," said rogue confused.
"See, she had that much to drink," he said smiling at his win.
"Like hell ya'r her brother," remy growled. He dragged both of them out the back door and into an ally.
"Look pall," said Jake, "I need to take her home before she gets hurt."
"Ya don't know where ah live, do ya?" slurred rogue.
"Funny thing, I don't smell any achohal any where."
About now Jake recognized remy. He backed up and handed her to him.
"That's better," muttered remy, rogue pulled herself up to his ear.
"Lemmy handle this," she whispered in his ear. At that moment Jake reached over and put his hands into rogues back jean pockets. WHACK!!! Rogue slapped him REALLY hard in the face.
"How dare ya touch me?!? Don't ya evah come near meh again!" she screeched.
"Whose gunna make me?" asked Jake.
Her voice was low, deadly and full of venom "ah am, for ah know where ya live, and ah have seen where ya sleep and ah swear your mother will CRY when she sees what ah have done ta ya!" she finished it shouting. This scared Jake near out of his wits. He had given that girl enough powder so that she should be unconscious right now. Not still able to think and stand. He ran off thinking she must be a freak. How else could she be awake.
Rogue collapsed. She fell and lay flat out on the ground spread eagle.
"Oh, did that bad man take all your energy," taunted remy as he lifted her up.
"Ah stood up, I talked, and I gotted my point across. What else can ya expect? Meh ta fight him?" she asked as she flomped on his shoulder.
"Remy tink' ya did do that good enough," he helped her back on the 30 minuet walk to the ship. When they got there Jamie had something to show them. (Or someone)
Hiya all you people! Bwa ha! Y'all thought I had died or something or forgotten about this story. Well true I'm low on ideas it hasn't done. It might be more space between posts now because like I said I'm low on ideas. It sucks. That and school starts on Monday. Danngit! Summer is to cool to end! Um, if you can tell me what movie rogue's threat came from I'll give you a Dr. Pepper Float. (Ok, not a real one, but you get the idea.) All you reviewer people are great. Gotta go. Brothers trying to scare me again.
Klucky