Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants. But Stephen Hillenburg does. So does Nickelodeon.

Summary: It's a poem I wrote about my obsession with Spongebob!

Spongebob Squarepants, what a great show, Why I think you should really know, Spongebob, who looks like talking cheese, Parents take one look at spongebob and say "oh please!", Patrick, he may not be bright, But all of our lives he will light, Squidward, the squidinator, my personal fave, When spongebob is around he'll rant and rave, Gary, spongebob's lovable pet snail, He sometimes thinks spongebob's plans will fail, Mr. Krabs, he may be cheap, But he's the coolest krab in the sea so deep, Pearl, who sure is sweet, But she always complains about krabby patty meat, Plankton, the cool little dude, His restaurant the chum bucket needs better food, Wait a minute! How could I forget, Sandy, the land squirrel that never gets wet, There you go I told you why, When spongebob is on, from the couch, fans you cannot pry

A/N: Say whatever the bloody hell you want, and see if I care.