The Cookie batter thickens...
Nar: Plo Koon picks himself up off the floor and shakes off the dust, he
sits.
Windu: Did you steal the cookie from the wookie cookie jar?
Plo: j{-.-}j
Windu: yes you!
Plo: j{-.-}j
Windu: Than who?
Yoda: one minute you wait! notice you not say nothing plo did?
Windu: no, i was kinda wrapped up in the song...
Yoda: *to plo * speak! i commmand you!
Plo: j{-.-}j
Nar: Since Plo has no speaking lines or any evidence of the capability to
speak, he can't talk!
Yoda: Plo can not talk? Egad! I summon upon our master!
Nar: Yoda hops on one leg in a circle throwing dried herbs in the air.
Yoda: oonu gwai bee pai xing zhou oonu gwai bee pai xing zhou oonu gwai bee
pai xing zhou oonu gwai bee pai xing zhou....
Nar: in a puff a red smoke a great bearded man appears
George Lucas: ...Hello there... ("..." means pause when GL speaks)
Yoda: oh mighty master, predicament we have. cannot get plo koon to talk can
we, what do we?
GL: ...well...when i created the...plo koon, character...or as i wanted to
call him, the..."kaa plo'ie" character...i thought of a kinda...noble...personage
*waves hand around his face* while stil remaining very mysterious. he was
supposed to represent...the 'ideal' jedi. while still remaining very alien
Windu: do you mind speeding up when you talk? its very annoying
Yoda: shut you up i will *to windu * *to GL* pay him no mind, speech
impediment has he yet not
GL: ...thank you... ... ... ... i suppose that for your problem Plo could
talk by acting it out...like charades
Nar: Plo waves his hands and head no
Yoda: so said it shall, so written shall it, so done shall it
Nar: GL vanishes in a puff of blue smoke
Nar: does anyone realize how hard it will be for the narrator to do this?!
why didn't GL just give him a mouth!
WIndu: PLo! did you steall the cookie from the cookie jar?!
Nar: Argh!
Windu: PLo?
Nar: fine... plo shakes his head no
WIndu: so why did luminara tell you about the last cookie?
Nar: plo points to himself...then he picks up an imaginary object and gives
it to windu...then he points to a rock he has put on his hand and repeats
putting the rock on and off
Windu: me...give...rock... i didn't give a rock to nobody! now you talk
straight or i will put the smackdown on your candy @ss!
Yoda: up shut! understand not the speech impediment do you! Plo said
"me pass on" *to plo * to who pass on this information did you?
Nar: wait! plo can force think! duh!
PLo:
yoda and windu: egad!
why did obi wan want a wookie cookie?
why would anyone?
will windu every get to the bottom of this
will windu ever the speech impediment respect?
find out answers to all these and more you will, next on Wookie cookie!
Nar: Plo Koon picks himself up off the floor and shakes off the dust, he
sits.
Windu: Did you steal the cookie from the wookie cookie jar?
Plo: j{-.-}j
Windu: yes you!
Plo: j{-.-}j
Windu: Than who?
Yoda: one minute you wait! notice you not say nothing plo did?
Windu: no, i was kinda wrapped up in the song...
Yoda: *to plo * speak! i commmand you!
Plo: j{-.-}j
Nar: Since Plo has no speaking lines or any evidence of the capability to
speak, he can't talk!
Yoda: Plo can not talk? Egad! I summon upon our master!
Nar: Yoda hops on one leg in a circle throwing dried herbs in the air.
Yoda: oonu gwai bee pai xing zhou oonu gwai bee pai xing zhou oonu gwai bee
pai xing zhou oonu gwai bee pai xing zhou....
Nar: in a puff a red smoke a great bearded man appears
George Lucas: ...Hello there... ("..." means pause when GL speaks)
Yoda: oh mighty master, predicament we have. cannot get plo koon to talk can
we, what do we?
GL: ...well...when i created the...plo koon, character...or as i wanted to
call him, the..."kaa plo'ie" character...i thought of a kinda...noble...personage
*waves hand around his face* while stil remaining very mysterious. he was
supposed to represent...the 'ideal' jedi. while still remaining very alien
Windu: do you mind speeding up when you talk? its very annoying
Yoda: shut you up i will *to windu * *to GL* pay him no mind, speech
impediment has he yet not
GL: ...thank you... ... ... ... i suppose that for your problem Plo could
talk by acting it out...like charades
Nar: Plo waves his hands and head no
Yoda: so said it shall, so written shall it, so done shall it
Nar: GL vanishes in a puff of blue smoke
Nar: does anyone realize how hard it will be for the narrator to do this?!
why didn't GL just give him a mouth!
WIndu: PLo! did you steall the cookie from the cookie jar?!
Nar: Argh!
Windu: PLo?
Nar: fine... plo shakes his head no
WIndu: so why did luminara tell you about the last cookie?
Nar: plo points to himself...then he picks up an imaginary object and gives
it to windu...then he points to a rock he has put on his hand and repeats
putting the rock on and off
Windu: me...give...rock... i didn't give a rock to nobody! now you talk
straight or i will put the smackdown on your candy @ss!
Yoda: up shut! understand not the speech impediment do you! Plo said
"me pass on" *to plo * to who pass on this information did you?
Nar: wait! plo can force think! duh!
PLo:
yoda and windu: egad!
why did obi wan want a wookie cookie?
why would anyone?
will windu every get to the bottom of this
will windu ever the speech impediment respect?
find out answers to all these and more you will, next on Wookie cookie!