i'm back! and guess what! i'm back from a horrible 2 week stay in massachussetts, that go'-forsaken place w/ no tvs! arrrghhhh
any way obi is here...

Windu: So it was you who stole the cookie fromthe cookie jar?

Obi: Aye! who me? *in a horrible thick irish accent

Windu: Yes you!

Obi: Aye couldn't be me!

Windu: than who?

Obi: aye! if it twasn't me, than who in great irrrrreland could it be?

Yoda: Drop the accent you must! cannot take it can i!

Windu: wait! isnt an accent a kind of speech impediemtn, and if so you must respect it!

Yoda: aye

Obi: i think i shall sing a song about the wookie cookie

Windu: oh please, just because u slept with kidman doesnt mean that you can go singing all the time

Obi: All you need are cookies

Yoda: but those you cannot eat!

Obi: all you need are cookies!

Windu: i'll put the smackdown on the street!

Obi: i was made for eating cookies, wookie cookies at that!

Windu: once you start to eat those cookies you'll get reallly fat

Obi:Just one cookie the last one!

Windu: theres no way ...son!

Obi: in the name of fudge! one cookie in the name of fudge!

Windu: you crazy fool, i'll kick you in the nudge!

Obi: dont, leave me this way

yoda: shuttup!! arrrrghhh

Nar: yoda takes out his gimer stick and whack obi around a bit, then ties him up and holds him over a pit of screaming fan girls
(ie QofNaboo and Da2187leia)

Yoda: Now! did you take the cookie?!

Obi: no it wasnt me dont do it it was... the narrator!

narr: um... no!!!!

second narrator: why would a narrator want a cookie? will obi be thrown into the pit? can yoda sing too? find out the answers to these and more next time

narr: you're replacing me already!!!!!!