i cant take it any more!!! im going back to massachusetts every weekend! arrrrgggghhhh!!!! no tv every wknd!
anyway...i in addition to this story have decided to restart an old fic but dont worry! this fic is still going on! (that old fic is the thieves one) so any way im going to have to figure out this story because i cant afford to keep 2 narrators on the pay roll!
nar2: yoda captures the voice of the narrator in the jar
nar: hey! you cant do this to me!!
yoda: me watch. heh heh heh
windu: so, where were you when my cookie disappeared!
nar: i was handling a harry potter job!
yoda: egad!
nar: i need the money!
darthasmodeus: hey! i could go into the narrating business
narr1 and nar 2: their are too many fish in the sea!
darth asmodeus: no, the sea is polluted!
yoda: all up shut!
windu: now, why would luminara tell plo tell obi tell you there was one, last, cookie in my wookie cookie jar!!!
yoda: wasnt it luminara obi plo?
windu: no im pretty sure it was luminara plo obi
nar: george lucas was in there right?
narr2: everyone shut up!
windu: okok you need not be so mean...
yoda: does anyone know how to get a narrator to talk?
windu: no...
nar: oh well i guess yo should just...
nar2: i know! i know!
yoda: yes narrator 2?
nar2: bring in his mother!
windu: ok
nar2: windu left the room and returned later with a jar and released the narrator's mother
nar: windu left the room and returned later with a jar and stupidly released the narrator's mother
momnar: a handsome man left the room and returned later with a most fashionable jar and kindly released a most beautiful narrator
yoda: so confused am i
windu: so who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, was it you?
nar2: windu said
nar: who me?
momnar: said the narrator
windu: yes you!
nar2: he exclaimed
nar: couldnt be!
mom nar: he mocked
windu: than who?
nar: he questioned
nar2: need i remind you you no longer have the job of a narrator!
mom nar: he reprimanded
nar: shut up ma!
yoda: respect!
mom nar: dont make me take out my belt
nar2: she threatened
windu: oh lor'!
nar2: momnar glared at nar
nar: nar throttled nar2
momnar: thats it boy! its butt whoopin' time!
nar2: mom nar chases nar around the room
nar: narrator drags in and chases narrator2
momnar: oh look! windu and yoda hide in a corner!
windu and yoda: aaaaaaahhhhhhHH!!!!
darth asmodeus: thats it!! i cant take it!! anymore and i will go insane!!
yoda: insane you already be...
darth asmodeus: up shut!! arrrghh now i talk like you!! that's it! everyone out! outoutoutout
nar: darth asmodeus chases everyone out with a giant broom
darth asmodeus: you too!
nar: mom nar calls out from hall
mom nar: nar2 peeps back in room
nar2: darth asmodeus beats narrrator out with a bat
darth asmodeus: there are too many narrators!!! what do i do!
nar2: try talking in the 3rd person!
nar: he suggests as he is beaten
darth asmodeus: darth asmodeus fires all three narators out of a cannon, where they can make a sorry living narrating fairy tales because darth asmodeus is not refering them to anyone anymore!! darth asmodeus then throws out yoda
darth asmodeus: not you windu...darth asmodeus drags in windu and sits him down
darth asmodeus: windu, i have some bad news to tell you...
darth asmodeus: *to audience * now usually i would bombard you with a whole bunch of suspenseful questions, but i am just so freakin' tired and i cant sleep because now i have to find another, more efficient and disciplined
narrator, darth asmodeus collapses
darth asmodeus: oh yah, you have all been really great through such difficult times, oy ve *gasp faint * *whisper: darth asmodeus falls to teh ground and is carted away by paramedics
EMS: shush dont speak
u b the 1 i thinking of
Youre the one that im thinking of your the one that i love
under my umbrella
anyway...i in addition to this story have decided to restart an old fic but dont worry! this fic is still going on! (that old fic is the thieves one) so any way im going to have to figure out this story because i cant afford to keep 2 narrators on the pay roll!
nar2: yoda captures the voice of the narrator in the jar
nar: hey! you cant do this to me!!
yoda: me watch. heh heh heh
windu: so, where were you when my cookie disappeared!
nar: i was handling a harry potter job!
yoda: egad!
nar: i need the money!
darthasmodeus: hey! i could go into the narrating business
narr1 and nar 2: their are too many fish in the sea!
darth asmodeus: no, the sea is polluted!
yoda: all up shut!
windu: now, why would luminara tell plo tell obi tell you there was one, last, cookie in my wookie cookie jar!!!
yoda: wasnt it luminara obi plo?
windu: no im pretty sure it was luminara plo obi
nar: george lucas was in there right?
narr2: everyone shut up!
windu: okok you need not be so mean...
yoda: does anyone know how to get a narrator to talk?
windu: no...
nar: oh well i guess yo should just...
nar2: i know! i know!
yoda: yes narrator 2?
nar2: bring in his mother!
windu: ok
nar2: windu left the room and returned later with a jar and released the narrator's mother
nar: windu left the room and returned later with a jar and stupidly released the narrator's mother
momnar: a handsome man left the room and returned later with a most fashionable jar and kindly released a most beautiful narrator
yoda: so confused am i
windu: so who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, was it you?
nar2: windu said
nar: who me?
momnar: said the narrator
windu: yes you!
nar2: he exclaimed
nar: couldnt be!
mom nar: he mocked
windu: than who?
nar: he questioned
nar2: need i remind you you no longer have the job of a narrator!
mom nar: he reprimanded
nar: shut up ma!
yoda: respect!
mom nar: dont make me take out my belt
nar2: she threatened
windu: oh lor'!
nar2: momnar glared at nar
nar: nar throttled nar2
momnar: thats it boy! its butt whoopin' time!
nar2: mom nar chases nar around the room
nar: narrator drags in and chases narrator2
momnar: oh look! windu and yoda hide in a corner!
windu and yoda: aaaaaaahhhhhhHH!!!!
darth asmodeus: thats it!! i cant take it!! anymore and i will go insane!!
yoda: insane you already be...
darth asmodeus: up shut!! arrrghh now i talk like you!! that's it! everyone out! outoutoutout
nar: darth asmodeus chases everyone out with a giant broom
darth asmodeus: you too!
nar: mom nar calls out from hall
mom nar: nar2 peeps back in room
nar2: darth asmodeus beats narrrator out with a bat
darth asmodeus: there are too many narrators!!! what do i do!
nar2: try talking in the 3rd person!
nar: he suggests as he is beaten
darth asmodeus: darth asmodeus fires all three narators out of a cannon, where they can make a sorry living narrating fairy tales because darth asmodeus is not refering them to anyone anymore!! darth asmodeus then throws out yoda
darth asmodeus: not you windu...darth asmodeus drags in windu and sits him down
darth asmodeus: windu, i have some bad news to tell you...
darth asmodeus: *to audience * now usually i would bombard you with a whole bunch of suspenseful questions, but i am just so freakin' tired and i cant sleep because now i have to find another, more efficient and disciplined
narrator, darth asmodeus collapses
darth asmodeus: oh yah, you have all been really great through such difficult times, oy ve *gasp faint * *whisper: darth asmodeus falls to teh ground and is carted away by paramedics
EMS: shush dont speak
u b the 1 i thinking of
Youre the one that im thinking of your the one that i love
under my umbrella