Fighters Idol
Chapter 2
On with the Show!
In San Fransisco
Yun: Welcome fans of this sort.
Yang somes over and whispers in Yun's ear.
Yun: Umm I mean welcome to Fighter's Idol! Where we vote people and stuff!
Yang whispers again.
Yun: I'm sorry. I mean YOU vote. Heh! Tough night. Here is Ken Masters.
Ken: Hi my name is Ken Masters. And I am no master. Man I kill myself. Anyways, umm I
'm gonna sing this song called "True Love". Eh hem
There was once a little girl who was blonde,
She like cheated on moi,
I thought I would die,
Because she was cheating with Cody,
So cheated on this blonde,
To make her jealous!!!
Thank you very much.
So what do you think?
*Ken smiles one of those " I'm so cute in front of the judges" Smile.
The Judges: ………….
Akuma: Well! I think that your song choice was rather bad.
* Ken drops his lower lip.
Akuma: Oh but your so darn hot!!!! Your on your way to Jollywood.
ChunLi: Wait. We have to say stuff too ya know. Umm Ken?
Ken: Yess?
ChunLi: Well it wasn't all that good this time.
*Ken holds a bunch of bucks in his hand.
ChunLi: But your on your way to Jollywood.
Balrog: I think that your very hot and steaming, but your song really sucked. But you do
know looks are all what it's about right?
Ken: Yess.
Balrog: So you are definitely in.
Ken: Whoo! Eat your heart out Ryu!!!! I'm gonna come home and kick you @-
Yun: Well there you have it! We'll back after the commercials.
Commercials: Buy these beee U tee ful briefs for $9.99. It's such a bargain.
Win our contest and you win nothing! You plain suck!
Yun: we're back with our show. Our next contestant is Kristy Scott.
Kristy: Hi I'm a nobody. I was created to rule this world and I hope you like my rootin tootin
singing!
Akuma: Sure.
Akuma mubles to Balrog: I'm gonna Shungokusatsu her after this show.
Kristy: Like here I go. Whew..
Like I was created to be annoying,
But they kept pushing me away,
I pushed back,
They pushed back,
And they all went away,
So tried to find the one I love,
That wouldn't push me away,
But I found no one!
So I decided to kill someone one,
I'll do the jiggy,
I'll do the boogy,
If I can get a man,
That doesn't push meeeee awaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!
Akuma: I can see why they pushed you away.
Kristy: you do?
Akuma: no. I would say your singing is good but your hair looks like a girls.
Kristy: I am a girl.
Akuma: Oh, then never mind. No comment.
ChunLi: you look fabulous for a manly boy.
Kristy: I'm a girl.
ChunLi: No comment.
Balrog: You can be good rapper, cuz you don't have to sing with a horrible voice.
Kristy: Your worse than Simon! I'm going on American Idol cuz you guys like suck!
Judges: ………..
Akuma: I'm really gonna Rage my Demon on her. Ya get what I'm saying.
Balrog and Chun Li nod.
Yang: Whoa that was unappreciating! We'll be back with the commercials.
Commercials: Did you know that you could lose all the weight you want with our new
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work bub". Buy it for just $699.99. symptoms may include diahrea and stuff that could kill
you. Sowie.
Yang: I recommend that you don't try that medicine diet ma bobber. Anways here is our next
contestant. Eliza Master.
Eliza: you mean es- Masters. I hope you heard that Ken!
Ken: I didn't!!
Eliza: Lamo. Anways I am Eliza Master. I'm going to separate from Ken cuz he's such a a a
lamo!
Ken: Good word.
Eliza: Shut up. Anyways I want the money cuz I am a greedy fool.
Akuma: That's nice.
Eliza: here I go.
I like this girly blonde,
I don't know,
Because he is such a lamo,
I'm going to hate him tomorrow,
I hate him!
I hate him!
I hate him!
But he has a beautiful face, that's all!
I like sing and I want to suck up to the judges,
Especially Balrog!!!!
Thank you.
So what do you say?
Akuma: Astonishing. You very ugly and very cold. Your singing needs surgery. That's all I
can say.
Eliza: meanie.
ChunLi: I think your song choice was rather bad.
Balrog: I love it. I love you and I love the song. Cuz it has me in it. But your not going to
Jollywood.
Eliza: Your all just just just…. Lamos!!!!
Yun: Dang whats up her? Family problem or makeup problem you decide. The commercials
will be on.
Commercials: M. Bison! Is the name you will check when you are voting for president. Not
only can he win wars with a little Psycho Shot, but he can sure make a lot of money buy
stealing and assassinating the world leaders. NOT!!! Ha ha so vote you know him!!!
Yun: We're back with Fighter's Idol! Our next person is Karin Kanzuki!!!
Karin: yep that's me!!! Hello My name is Karin Kanzuky and I look like Goldilocks so much
that bears attempt to kill me. I need to win so I can use the money to support our family when
ken and I get married. Like totally!
Akuma: I thought that you already had a lot of money.
Karin: You must be mistaken with Goldilocks.
Akuma: Uh huh. GO on gul.
Karin: Hmph.. Well HERE I GO!!
Ken! Ken! Ken!
He's my man!
If he can't do it,
Nobody can!
Ken! Ken! Ken!
Like Totally!!
Like it?
Akuma: Like it? Are you kidding? That's not a song you dimwit! It's a stupid cheerleader
chant!
Karin: Well the snobby cheerleaders said I had to do it to be popular.
Balrog: I thought It was pretty good.
ChunLi: Well I guess so. Your going to Jollywood.
Yang and Yun: Well we have to cut this show short! Till next time!! Oh yeah read and review
this writer's story plz!!