MA: hey peoples. Well the good news is that takato can now talk.
Takato: it's great to speak again.
MA: unfortunately, ryo's time in the cell is over.
Ryo: I'm free! Me, the digimon king!
Rika: but your punishment with me is just beginning.
Everyone: what!
Takato: what are saying, rika?
Rika: simple my little gogglehead. I told him once before, there's only one digimon king in my life and that's takato. So while you were getting beat, I called a friend of mine.
Max: who?
Rika: he had some business to take care of in Memphis last weekend that didn't go his way. So now everyone has been cutting on him and he's not happy.
Ryo: well, who is it?
Rika: yo mike!
Tai: oh god in heaven!
Takato: you're dead, ryo.
Ryo: I don't get it! Who is he?
Rika: he's the former boxing world heavyweight champion, and the baddest man on the planet, iron mike Tyson!
Mike: thanks for calling me rika. This is pretty sweet.
Ryo: what's he gonna do?
Mike: what do you think?
MA: wait a minute! I can't let you just beat him up. At least not for free.
Rika: don't worry. He's paying us.
MA: how much? (Rika whispers in his ear.) LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mike: All right, finally someone easy.
MA: before you start, could you do the disclaimer?
Mike: cool. Ma doesn't own digimon or dbz now come here bitch! (Ryo screams like a girl.)
Rika: on with the fic!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
PIKKAN'S CLASS
Sunrise finally came to the watch point as the sun shone into almost every room. Pikkan opened his eyes as the light hit him.
" I must have fallen asleep." He said as he look over to the sleep form of jeri rustle in her sleep.
She stayed here all night. I'll just let her sleep.
He slowly got up and carried her to his bed. She smiled he put the covers over her.
" Mmm, pikkan..."
His eyes went wide as he heard her remark but he paid it no mind as he left her. BW woke to the sun as well as he climbed out of the bed looked over to the sleeping renamon.
Damn, she looks good.
He then leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, causing her to moved and wakes up.
" Is it morning already?"
" Yes it is. Sorry to wake you."
" It's okay. Last night was..."
" Interesting. I know."
" Now I know you were a digimon."
" But as much as I would love to lay here with you all day, we gotta get up."
" Yes."
" In another 30 minutes."
Meanwhile keke sat up and stretched out.
" My what a wonderful day. Don't you think, max?"
Max sat up, looking very ragged and dazed.
" Max, what's wrong?"
" I had a nightmare that your dad was married my mom and we were brother and sister and..." he groaned as he relived the dream.
" That's what you get for eating onions before bed."
Wow! This pillow is super soft.
Takato smiled as he came back to reality think he was laying on the world's softest pillow but when he opened his eyes, he saw that his head on rika's chest. Somehow during the night their arms and legs became intertwined.
Oh shit! If rika wakes up and sees me like this, she'll massacre me. Ok takato, move slowly and... Damn.
Takato realized that his arm was under her body and he couldn't move less he wakes her up.
Damn. I'm screwed.
Wow! This comforter is super soft.
Rika squeezed the comforter with glee but when she awoke, she realized what she was grabbing; takato's rear.
Oh shit! If takato catches me like this, he'll massacre me. Ok rika, move slowly and... Damn.
She then realized her leg and arm were pinned under him.
Damn. I'm screwed.
" Hey you two! Time to get up!" sam said as he knocked on the door.
" If you two don't say something, I'm coming in."
OH SHIT!
OH SHIT!
Sam opened the door to see takato on rika's chest and her hand on his butt. Both looked at him, neither realizing the other was awake.
" I can come back later, if you want." He said with a smile.
" Shut up!" they both yelled, now know the other was awake.
" Rika."
" Takato."
Kazu and kenta and their digimon trudged into the dinning room as matt, Mimi, TK, Kari, takato, rika, Henry, jeri, and their digimon.
" Hey everyone." Said kazu.
" Hey!" they responded.
" If you guys want some food, there's some breakfast in the kitchen." Said matt.
" Where's max and the others?" asked guardromon.
" Outside. They were eating when max got up and left and most of the did as well." Answered leomon.
Meanwhile, David and kara walked into the area.
" No way! You're wrong." Kara said
" I'm telling you! I'm right."
" What are you two taking about?" asked Kari.
" She saying that burger kings fries is better than McDonald's."
" Man, that's weird." Kenta said.
" And I said-huh?" David stopped as he looked outside with serious look on his face.
" What's wrong?" asked kara.
The boy said nothing and walked down the hall.
" Damn this! I wanna find out what's so interesting!" matt said as he and the others went after him. When they got outside, sora and keke were standing at the entrance while the boys were at the edge of the watch point looking down.
" What's up?" asked rika.
" We don't know. They've been like this for an hour." Answered sora. David walked over next to tike.
" 'Bout time you got here."
" I got up late. What's happening?"
" Death."
" Destruction."
" Chaos."
" The usual." They all remarked one by one.
" Where's sorcerermon? I can't feel him."
" He's gone." Answered max.
" What?! Who took him out?"
" Buumon."
" How do you know?"
" I could tell when I fought him. Sorcerermon was making him do things he didn't want do or he didn't think was fun. He would've destroyed him sooner or later but not this soon."
Max shook his head as he and the other could feel buumon destroying many cites of digimon.
" Alright, tike, David. Finish eating and we'll start your lesson."
Tike and David sat on the top of the building with max, Simms, and BW standing near the door and pikkan stood before them. The others weren't allowed to watch since they were weaklings to pikkan with the exemption if jeri who used the pretty please to him and was allowed to watch.
" Alright you two. Are you ready to learn this technique?"
" Yes!"
" Good. Now the art of fusion is as old as my father and he's old. This technique requires that both of acting as one, moving as one, breathing as one, thinking as one. Everything one does, the other must mirror. For after this training is over, you will be one being, one fighter. Now are you ready?"
" Yes!"
" Good. Now first want you two to equalize your powers. Powered up as far as you can go."
The boys stood up and powered up into ascendant while still going up. The watch point shook a little as everyone felt it. Tike and David looked proud of themselves as the ground stopped shaking.
" Ok, now take it up a notch."
" Uh, pikkan?"
" This is the highest we can go."
" Alright, I guess that will do. In that case, tike, bring yours down a bit. You're too high."
Tike grinned at David as he lowered his aura.
" No. Now it's too low. Little more. Little more. Right there, that's it!"
The boys' hair and eye color went back to normal.
" Alright, remember this level. When you do it for real, you have to be equal. Now for technique and pay attention; I'm only doing this once."
"Ok."
" First, start side by side about six feet apart. Arch your feet next to each other with you arms outstretched for the other with you fist open. To begin, take three steps to the center, turn your arms to the center, fingers outstretch while saying FU! Then swing your arms back out with fist still open, bring your outside knee to the center, while saying SION! Finally, swing your arms back to the center with pointer fingers out and your knee back down, lean you torso so that the pointers touching while saying HA! If successfully, you will fuse into one being. You must do it perfectly or it will be bad. Any question?"
The boys said nothing until they burst out in laughs to the surprise of pikkan.
" You've got to be fucking me!"
" Yeah! Great joke now so us the real one!"
" YOU LITTLE PUNKS! THAT WAS THE REAL ONE!"
The immediately quieted when they realized they pissed him off by laughing.
" HOW DARE YOU LAUGH! THAT TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FROM ELITE TO ELITE FOR OVER 100,000 YEARS! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I'M SHOWING YOU!"
Pikkan then turned his back to them and began shouting in a language that no one knew.
" What's he doing?" asked max.
" He's speaking in his native tongue." Answered Simms.
" What's he saying?" asked jeri.
" I would say but there are children present. Ok that's physical impossible."
Jeri went over and calmed him down as he turned back to the boys.
" Ok. That's the technique so don't fuck it up."
" Say max, show us how to be ascendant 3s!" tike said.
" Yeah, that will be really important! Other then some thing else we know." David said as pikkan grumbled.
" All right. I'll do it." he said as he walked in front of the boys.
" Ok, first you power up to ascendant." He spoke as he did as he said.
" Then you take it to your max." he said as powered up to the next level.
" Then you should be able to feel a small pressure in your chest. That's the rest of your power and you try to bring it out!" he said as he began to yell and power up. The entire watch point began to shake to everyone's surprise.
" What's going on?" asked matt.
" It's max! He's doing it again!" answered sam.
Max continued to power to the awe of the boys. Suddenly, an up draft of wind nearly blew them off the point. As they got up, max had made his full transformation.
" And once you do, this is your reward."
" Unbelievable! He's just as powerful up close as he is far away!" remarked pikkan.
The smile on his face disappeared as his hair returned to normal and his fell on all fours.
" Max, are you ok?" asked his brother as he ran to his aide.
" I'm ok. Just tired."
" What happened?"
" That's the down side of the form; it takes a lot power just to keep it. I can only hold it for 30 minutes. If I had fought him for another five minutes, I would've reverted back to normal and he would have killed me."
" Will you be fine?" asked tike.
" I will be. I just need to rest."
You need more then that.
Max looked up and around and then realized that the voice was coming from his head.
Shinmon, you scared me.
Sorry. I have a favor to ask.
Shoot.
I want you to come back to central planet to recover your energy.
Cool.
But I also have another favor. I want you to bring Tai with you.
Tai! Why him?
He may be a secret weapon against buumon.
All right. I trust you.
" Tike? I want you to go get Tai."
" Why?"
" I think someone came up with a better plan."
" So what does he want with me?" Tai asked as he, sora, max and keke walked down the hall.
" I don't know but he asked for you by name." Said max.
" This must be an honor, Tai, to be asked to the presence of the god of the digital world." said sora proudly.
" But I don't understand why you have to go." Asked keke.
" I have to recover the energy I lost during my fight with buumon."
" Sorry. I'm just worried, that's all."
" So how are we getting there?"
" You don't wanna know." He said as they came up to a door where BW was standing.
" Bro, what are you doing?"
" I've decided to go with you. There's nothing to do here but watch pikkan yell at people."
" Well, the more the merrier." He said as they entered the room.
" BW?"
He turned to see renamon behind him.
" Yeah?"
" I just want to tell you that........." she was stopped by his hand.
" I know. Just don't get yourself killed." He said as he blew her a kiss and walked in. with a shade of red on her face, she vanished. BW walked in to see Tai and max already seat in two out of three chairs that rested in the center of some circles.
" About time you got here. Take a seat." Simms said as BW sat in the third seat.
" So what is this?" asked Tai.
" This is called a wrap chair and do we really have to take this?" asked max.
" Don't worry. It's much safer than last time." He said from behind the controls.
" Safer? What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Tai asked worriedly.
" Trust me, you REALLY don't wanna know."
The girls waved to their boyfriend as the machine charged up and in a flash, the boys were sent screaming into space.
" Damn! That hurt!" Tai said as he and the other two regained consciousness on central planet with shinmon stood over them.
" I take you didn't have a good trip."
" You take it right. Man, it feels like my skins been ripped off and put back on with a glue gun." Said BW.
" I told you."
" So why did you want to see me, shinmon?"
" Well, I know of Pikkan's attempt to teach the boys the fusion technique. I decided to give you some help."
" How?"
" Remember when I told you that you and sora had a rare trait called the infinity factor? I believe that I can unlock that trait, giving you full access to you powers."
" How powerful would I be?"
" You would be as strong if not stronger that max's ascendant 3 form."
" Whoa!" the brothers said.
" Wow! When do we get started?"
" This will take some time so I'll have kibitomon prepare you. Max, come with me."
As Tai and BW talk to kibitomon, max and shinmon walked away to a near by mountain and a set of stairs.
" Do you really think this will work?"
" I hope so. Few being have this trait so if Tai is able to unlock it, he will be very powerful."
" I hope so." He said as they reached the summit of the mountain. In the center was a large black sphere on the ground. Shinmon waved his hand and the sphere opened as the duo looked inside; a red magma-like substance pulsated with power.
" The time draws near."
" I know."
" When this is all done, when the threat of buumon is over, you know what you must do."
" I know."
" Can you do it?"
" I have no choice shinmon; when the time comes, I have to die."
NEXT TIME: after trial and error, tike and David fuse.
DAIKE IS BORN
MA: well it's final over for ryo.
Ryo: (in a wheelchair and talking through a computer.) damn you all.
Takato: how does it feel bitch?
Ryo: I'll be back as long as I have someone to nurse me back.
Rika: don't look at me. We already got a nurse for you.
(In walks a fat ugly nurse with voice of a man.)
Nurse: 5:00. Time for an enema.
Ryo: kill me.
MA: before we go, I will be uploading my d3 comedy DIGIMON: THE BREAK. Check it out.
Later ficcers!
Takato: it's great to speak again.
MA: unfortunately, ryo's time in the cell is over.
Ryo: I'm free! Me, the digimon king!
Rika: but your punishment with me is just beginning.
Everyone: what!
Takato: what are saying, rika?
Rika: simple my little gogglehead. I told him once before, there's only one digimon king in my life and that's takato. So while you were getting beat, I called a friend of mine.
Max: who?
Rika: he had some business to take care of in Memphis last weekend that didn't go his way. So now everyone has been cutting on him and he's not happy.
Ryo: well, who is it?
Rika: yo mike!
Tai: oh god in heaven!
Takato: you're dead, ryo.
Ryo: I don't get it! Who is he?
Rika: he's the former boxing world heavyweight champion, and the baddest man on the planet, iron mike Tyson!
Mike: thanks for calling me rika. This is pretty sweet.
Ryo: what's he gonna do?
Mike: what do you think?
MA: wait a minute! I can't let you just beat him up. At least not for free.
Rika: don't worry. He's paying us.
MA: how much? (Rika whispers in his ear.) LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mike: All right, finally someone easy.
MA: before you start, could you do the disclaimer?
Mike: cool. Ma doesn't own digimon or dbz now come here bitch! (Ryo screams like a girl.)
Rika: on with the fic!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
PIKKAN'S CLASS
Sunrise finally came to the watch point as the sun shone into almost every room. Pikkan opened his eyes as the light hit him.
" I must have fallen asleep." He said as he look over to the sleep form of jeri rustle in her sleep.
She stayed here all night. I'll just let her sleep.
He slowly got up and carried her to his bed. She smiled he put the covers over her.
" Mmm, pikkan..."
His eyes went wide as he heard her remark but he paid it no mind as he left her. BW woke to the sun as well as he climbed out of the bed looked over to the sleeping renamon.
Damn, she looks good.
He then leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, causing her to moved and wakes up.
" Is it morning already?"
" Yes it is. Sorry to wake you."
" It's okay. Last night was..."
" Interesting. I know."
" Now I know you were a digimon."
" But as much as I would love to lay here with you all day, we gotta get up."
" Yes."
" In another 30 minutes."
Meanwhile keke sat up and stretched out.
" My what a wonderful day. Don't you think, max?"
Max sat up, looking very ragged and dazed.
" Max, what's wrong?"
" I had a nightmare that your dad was married my mom and we were brother and sister and..." he groaned as he relived the dream.
" That's what you get for eating onions before bed."
Wow! This pillow is super soft.
Takato smiled as he came back to reality think he was laying on the world's softest pillow but when he opened his eyes, he saw that his head on rika's chest. Somehow during the night their arms and legs became intertwined.
Oh shit! If rika wakes up and sees me like this, she'll massacre me. Ok takato, move slowly and... Damn.
Takato realized that his arm was under her body and he couldn't move less he wakes her up.
Damn. I'm screwed.
Wow! This comforter is super soft.
Rika squeezed the comforter with glee but when she awoke, she realized what she was grabbing; takato's rear.
Oh shit! If takato catches me like this, he'll massacre me. Ok rika, move slowly and... Damn.
She then realized her leg and arm were pinned under him.
Damn. I'm screwed.
" Hey you two! Time to get up!" sam said as he knocked on the door.
" If you two don't say something, I'm coming in."
OH SHIT!
OH SHIT!
Sam opened the door to see takato on rika's chest and her hand on his butt. Both looked at him, neither realizing the other was awake.
" I can come back later, if you want." He said with a smile.
" Shut up!" they both yelled, now know the other was awake.
" Rika."
" Takato."
Kazu and kenta and their digimon trudged into the dinning room as matt, Mimi, TK, Kari, takato, rika, Henry, jeri, and their digimon.
" Hey everyone." Said kazu.
" Hey!" they responded.
" If you guys want some food, there's some breakfast in the kitchen." Said matt.
" Where's max and the others?" asked guardromon.
" Outside. They were eating when max got up and left and most of the did as well." Answered leomon.
Meanwhile, David and kara walked into the area.
" No way! You're wrong." Kara said
" I'm telling you! I'm right."
" What are you two taking about?" asked Kari.
" She saying that burger kings fries is better than McDonald's."
" Man, that's weird." Kenta said.
" And I said-huh?" David stopped as he looked outside with serious look on his face.
" What's wrong?" asked kara.
The boy said nothing and walked down the hall.
" Damn this! I wanna find out what's so interesting!" matt said as he and the others went after him. When they got outside, sora and keke were standing at the entrance while the boys were at the edge of the watch point looking down.
" What's up?" asked rika.
" We don't know. They've been like this for an hour." Answered sora. David walked over next to tike.
" 'Bout time you got here."
" I got up late. What's happening?"
" Death."
" Destruction."
" Chaos."
" The usual." They all remarked one by one.
" Where's sorcerermon? I can't feel him."
" He's gone." Answered max.
" What?! Who took him out?"
" Buumon."
" How do you know?"
" I could tell when I fought him. Sorcerermon was making him do things he didn't want do or he didn't think was fun. He would've destroyed him sooner or later but not this soon."
Max shook his head as he and the other could feel buumon destroying many cites of digimon.
" Alright, tike, David. Finish eating and we'll start your lesson."
Tike and David sat on the top of the building with max, Simms, and BW standing near the door and pikkan stood before them. The others weren't allowed to watch since they were weaklings to pikkan with the exemption if jeri who used the pretty please to him and was allowed to watch.
" Alright you two. Are you ready to learn this technique?"
" Yes!"
" Good. Now the art of fusion is as old as my father and he's old. This technique requires that both of acting as one, moving as one, breathing as one, thinking as one. Everything one does, the other must mirror. For after this training is over, you will be one being, one fighter. Now are you ready?"
" Yes!"
" Good. Now first want you two to equalize your powers. Powered up as far as you can go."
The boys stood up and powered up into ascendant while still going up. The watch point shook a little as everyone felt it. Tike and David looked proud of themselves as the ground stopped shaking.
" Ok, now take it up a notch."
" Uh, pikkan?"
" This is the highest we can go."
" Alright, I guess that will do. In that case, tike, bring yours down a bit. You're too high."
Tike grinned at David as he lowered his aura.
" No. Now it's too low. Little more. Little more. Right there, that's it!"
The boys' hair and eye color went back to normal.
" Alright, remember this level. When you do it for real, you have to be equal. Now for technique and pay attention; I'm only doing this once."
"Ok."
" First, start side by side about six feet apart. Arch your feet next to each other with you arms outstretched for the other with you fist open. To begin, take three steps to the center, turn your arms to the center, fingers outstretch while saying FU! Then swing your arms back out with fist still open, bring your outside knee to the center, while saying SION! Finally, swing your arms back to the center with pointer fingers out and your knee back down, lean you torso so that the pointers touching while saying HA! If successfully, you will fuse into one being. You must do it perfectly or it will be bad. Any question?"
The boys said nothing until they burst out in laughs to the surprise of pikkan.
" You've got to be fucking me!"
" Yeah! Great joke now so us the real one!"
" YOU LITTLE PUNKS! THAT WAS THE REAL ONE!"
The immediately quieted when they realized they pissed him off by laughing.
" HOW DARE YOU LAUGH! THAT TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FROM ELITE TO ELITE FOR OVER 100,000 YEARS! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I'M SHOWING YOU!"
Pikkan then turned his back to them and began shouting in a language that no one knew.
" What's he doing?" asked max.
" He's speaking in his native tongue." Answered Simms.
" What's he saying?" asked jeri.
" I would say but there are children present. Ok that's physical impossible."
Jeri went over and calmed him down as he turned back to the boys.
" Ok. That's the technique so don't fuck it up."
" Say max, show us how to be ascendant 3s!" tike said.
" Yeah, that will be really important! Other then some thing else we know." David said as pikkan grumbled.
" All right. I'll do it." he said as he walked in front of the boys.
" Ok, first you power up to ascendant." He spoke as he did as he said.
" Then you take it to your max." he said as powered up to the next level.
" Then you should be able to feel a small pressure in your chest. That's the rest of your power and you try to bring it out!" he said as he began to yell and power up. The entire watch point began to shake to everyone's surprise.
" What's going on?" asked matt.
" It's max! He's doing it again!" answered sam.
Max continued to power to the awe of the boys. Suddenly, an up draft of wind nearly blew them off the point. As they got up, max had made his full transformation.
" And once you do, this is your reward."
" Unbelievable! He's just as powerful up close as he is far away!" remarked pikkan.
The smile on his face disappeared as his hair returned to normal and his fell on all fours.
" Max, are you ok?" asked his brother as he ran to his aide.
" I'm ok. Just tired."
" What happened?"
" That's the down side of the form; it takes a lot power just to keep it. I can only hold it for 30 minutes. If I had fought him for another five minutes, I would've reverted back to normal and he would have killed me."
" Will you be fine?" asked tike.
" I will be. I just need to rest."
You need more then that.
Max looked up and around and then realized that the voice was coming from his head.
Shinmon, you scared me.
Sorry. I have a favor to ask.
Shoot.
I want you to come back to central planet to recover your energy.
Cool.
But I also have another favor. I want you to bring Tai with you.
Tai! Why him?
He may be a secret weapon against buumon.
All right. I trust you.
" Tike? I want you to go get Tai."
" Why?"
" I think someone came up with a better plan."
" So what does he want with me?" Tai asked as he, sora, max and keke walked down the hall.
" I don't know but he asked for you by name." Said max.
" This must be an honor, Tai, to be asked to the presence of the god of the digital world." said sora proudly.
" But I don't understand why you have to go." Asked keke.
" I have to recover the energy I lost during my fight with buumon."
" Sorry. I'm just worried, that's all."
" So how are we getting there?"
" You don't wanna know." He said as they came up to a door where BW was standing.
" Bro, what are you doing?"
" I've decided to go with you. There's nothing to do here but watch pikkan yell at people."
" Well, the more the merrier." He said as they entered the room.
" BW?"
He turned to see renamon behind him.
" Yeah?"
" I just want to tell you that........." she was stopped by his hand.
" I know. Just don't get yourself killed." He said as he blew her a kiss and walked in. with a shade of red on her face, she vanished. BW walked in to see Tai and max already seat in two out of three chairs that rested in the center of some circles.
" About time you got here. Take a seat." Simms said as BW sat in the third seat.
" So what is this?" asked Tai.
" This is called a wrap chair and do we really have to take this?" asked max.
" Don't worry. It's much safer than last time." He said from behind the controls.
" Safer? What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Tai asked worriedly.
" Trust me, you REALLY don't wanna know."
The girls waved to their boyfriend as the machine charged up and in a flash, the boys were sent screaming into space.
" Damn! That hurt!" Tai said as he and the other two regained consciousness on central planet with shinmon stood over them.
" I take you didn't have a good trip."
" You take it right. Man, it feels like my skins been ripped off and put back on with a glue gun." Said BW.
" I told you."
" So why did you want to see me, shinmon?"
" Well, I know of Pikkan's attempt to teach the boys the fusion technique. I decided to give you some help."
" How?"
" Remember when I told you that you and sora had a rare trait called the infinity factor? I believe that I can unlock that trait, giving you full access to you powers."
" How powerful would I be?"
" You would be as strong if not stronger that max's ascendant 3 form."
" Whoa!" the brothers said.
" Wow! When do we get started?"
" This will take some time so I'll have kibitomon prepare you. Max, come with me."
As Tai and BW talk to kibitomon, max and shinmon walked away to a near by mountain and a set of stairs.
" Do you really think this will work?"
" I hope so. Few being have this trait so if Tai is able to unlock it, he will be very powerful."
" I hope so." He said as they reached the summit of the mountain. In the center was a large black sphere on the ground. Shinmon waved his hand and the sphere opened as the duo looked inside; a red magma-like substance pulsated with power.
" The time draws near."
" I know."
" When this is all done, when the threat of buumon is over, you know what you must do."
" I know."
" Can you do it?"
" I have no choice shinmon; when the time comes, I have to die."
NEXT TIME: after trial and error, tike and David fuse.
DAIKE IS BORN
MA: well it's final over for ryo.
Ryo: (in a wheelchair and talking through a computer.) damn you all.
Takato: how does it feel bitch?
Ryo: I'll be back as long as I have someone to nurse me back.
Rika: don't look at me. We already got a nurse for you.
(In walks a fat ugly nurse with voice of a man.)
Nurse: 5:00. Time for an enema.
Ryo: kill me.
MA: before we go, I will be uploading my d3 comedy DIGIMON: THE BREAK. Check it out.
Later ficcers!